/r9k/ - Coomers are so pathetic. Not being able to touch y - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

06/30/24(Sun)16:07:00 No.78005074

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Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:07:00 No.78005074 Archived

Coomers are so pathetic. Not being able to touch your willy is not the end of the world, loser

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:08:19 No.78005083

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:08:19 No.78005083

>>78005074
I will touch my dick anon.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:08:52 No.78005090

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:08:52 No.78005090

Such a childish mentality, they really believe people digievolve when they have sex or something

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:09:32 No.78005094

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:09:32 No.78005094

>>78005074
Stop touching your dick and magically you will grow taller, your hair will grow back in, your jawline will go from chud to chad, etc. Just make sure to hop in the shower and touch grass, boyim.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:09:35 No.78005095

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:09:35 No.78005095

>>78005074
>reddit screencap
>dogshit thread
name a more iconic duo.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:09:45 No.78005100

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:09:45 No.78005100

>>78005090
it's called being autistic there's some correlation between autistics and being sex obsessed

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:11:15 No.78005113

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:11:15 No.78005113

>>78005074
>>78005090
>>78005100
unbelievably pathetic samefag. gj on the third one tho I nearly didn't catch that.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:23:40 No.78005227

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:23:40 No.78005227

>>78005074
What is the end of the world

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:27:37 No.78005268

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:27:37 No.78005268

>>78005100
sex is by far the most important thing in the world, it's not only the most enjoyable but also reproducing is essentially the only thing shared by every single organism from the dawn of life straight up through your stupid incel ass so anybody who says it "doesnt matter" is obviously an extreme, extreme retard

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)16:28:35 No.78005275

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:28:35 No.78005275

>>78005074
Ok suck my dick then so I don't have to touch it anymore.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)17:11:05 No.78005664

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)17:11:05 No.78005664

anyone telling you to not jerk off is giving you prostate cancer, you gotta shoot a load at least 3 times a week whether you have a hole to shoot it into or not

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)18:04:45 No.78006048

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)18:04:45 No.78006048

Why not just jack off, who cares? If God didn't want you to masturbate he would've provided you with a fertile wife the instant you started puberty.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)19:17:58 No.78006677

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)19:17:58 No.78006677

>>78005074
You know it's almost like coomers are people that didn't get any pussy growing up how strange

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)19:23:46 No.78006724

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)19:23:46 No.78006724

>>78005074
Masturbation is the only thing that I live for anymore. I will never have a girlfriend or a house, and I won't magically gain the social skills to do anything else that matters. I just masturbate, watch old pro wrestling shows/ kung fu movies / random documentaries on whatever, and occasionally take some magic mushrooms or THC edibles. I'm really really don't even want to be a hedonist, I've just defaulted to it due to alienation and loneliness.

Anonymous
06/30/24(Sun)20:09:11 No.78007086

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)20:09:11 No.78007086

>>78005074
>Not being able to touch your willy is not the end of the world
Him touching his willy isn't the end of the world either, faggot