why do bugs always fucking attack me? they somehow manage to get into my room and then launch sneak attacks on me. its almost always those flying fuckers too. what the fuck have i done to them? what have they got against me? are all of them just dickheads?
>>78007546because you eat like shit (partially because you hate yourself and can't control yourself) and they love sugar
>>78007562hey excuse you buckaroo i havent been eating like shit recently. ok well maybe i have but not as much desu.
>>78007546>why do bugs always fucking attack me?because you smell good to them (has to do with blood type and diet)
>>78007546If you ever see a spider, this thing comes in real handy. I use it multiple times a year, last night included. Best thing I ever got. Fucking critters.
>>78007562>>78008173>bugs like the way you smell because of your diet/blood type>tfw no qt mosquito GF to suck your blood from your cockWhy even live!
