how do you feel knowing that boogie2988 has a hot young white girlfriend with a pink innie pussy while you are a an miserable incel rotting in your bedroom despite being average looking and intelligent?
>>78009062>despite being average looking and intelligentdon't butter me up, fatty. ain't your dinna
>>78009062I'm fatter than he is
>tats to cover the track marks
>>78009062i don't look like that, which is far more important to me than getting any kind of pussy
>>78009062Didn't she leave him?
I know ugly friend who sells drugs that manages to get really beautiful women with him because, obviously, he gives them drugsThey start relating the feeling of drugs to him and also become addicted to him
>>78009062>takes money to attach his name to a shitcoin pump and dump>tries to claim he didn't actually support itthis man alone is more pathetic than 10,000 incels combined.
>>78009062Tbqh his testosterone is probably so low and he probably finds it hard to get erections so I dont think he is really able to appreciate it. Also, he bagged that gal because he is semi-famous and women love fame.
>>78009292This would make for a good plot to be desu.
>>78009062How to get a girlfriend1. Have great genetics/good looks2. Have money/status3. Have charisma4. All of the aboveNow get to work faggots or die a virgin
>>78009648>1. Have great genetics/good looksAll that I have>2. Have money/statusI'm usually borderline homeless>3. Have charismaI have none>4. All of the above1/4, I lost my virginity at 18 and have fucked 11 bitches since then. I don't count the girl who I titty fucked at 15 because no penetration and she was ugly.
>>78009062>miserable incel rotting in your bedroom despite being average looking and intelligent?AVERAGE LOOKING? Mother fucker I'm gorgeous! I'm fucking hot as shit! I'm super fucking attractive! I'm the top fucking tier! 100%! absolutely! The main reason that I don't get any women is because I'm fat (Obese) and have a ton of self esteem issues that stem from my youth. And I'm fucking working on those. The reason that I don't got a girlfriend is because I don't socialize and haven't even tried to make a move, even when I have women or places to make moves on! Boogie has a girl because he's reached that magical point of online fame inflated ego to where he doesn't have to care. I still have reasons to care. and you better fucking believe that when I get a girlfriend that it will be done with a better body than that, a better wallet than that, and a better reputation than that of fucking Boogie. I don't care if he's got a girlfriend before me, I'm gonna be better than him anyway!
>>78009062>hotAnyway, famemaxx is the ultimate form of maxing, even Chris Chan got a gf by famemaxxing
>hotbro...even most robots could do better
>>78009062did he lose weight? he looks like an overweight chad. i remember him looking goofy before
>>78009825who cares about her face. look at this body:>>78009062she probably looks better than most pornstars naked and has as pink pussy
you really tried making me feel he jelly of boogie29 ???? lmao
>>78009062you get what you pay for boogie knows that
>minor eceleb cant get an extremely mentally ill butterface gfokay?
At least I'm not 400lbs
Being that fat is torture
>Fat old bastard abuses his wealth and status to manipulate a mentally ill teenager into liking him more than her well adjusted peers who would otherwise be on an equal playing field than herMany such cases
I prefer the fact i don't need an oxygen tank when i go to sleep
>>78009062what's the point if he can't fuck her more than 5 minutes a day in one position without being breathless
If you know anything about them, it's not really anything to be jelly about. She is naive and stupid and doesn't even realize what kind of scumbag Boogie is, she is still in the disney puppy phase. Also he just buys all the shit for her, i wonder if she would have a different tune when Boogie doesn't have money to sugar her anymore.Of course now she likes to hang around with him since he buys everything for her and she doesn't have to go to work/school, and Boogie is dead afraid of that. As soon as she starts hanging around with other people of her age, she'll realize what kind of fucked up situation she is in.I wonder if she would stick around when she becomes a breadwinner of their fucked up threesome (Her, Boogie and his loser roommate) and she has to baby around two manchildren.
>>78012603>polyamory mentioned
>>78012619it's not polyamory, it's actually way more pathetic. Boogie has a "friend" who apparently saved his life so Boogie is adamant for rest of his life to pay all of his expenses and living, no matter what. He doesn't work, the dude lives there for free. Actually Boogie pays HIM to live there for free and do "chores" for him. Apparently this guy wipes Boogie's ass because Boogie is too fat to do it himself.And yes, this dude was also there when Boogie was married. He is there even when his new gf moved in with him.