I will never smell the ass of a woman so tall that I could stuff my face in while stood up straight. Why live?
>>78009871>picMy boy Link is so faithful to Zelda!Literally me, but I have no princess.
why do women do this to me
>>78009871Why are women so short why does reality has to do me like this. Maybe if I was a fucking manlet this would be real to just casually have girls tower over me
>>78009871Those sharp elven senses look like they're trying level best not to smell it, lol.
>>78009871British women do this in the commonwealth
>>78009871When I was a little boy I used to love running my head into my mom's butt, I would do it all the time. Obviously wasn't sexual though.
>>78009871>Random pikmin in my pornography
but anon, what would happen if she farted
>>78012770Wonderous things, fellow anon.
>>78013168how would you react? would you just pretend not to notice?
>>78009871This is a very specific and amazing feeling no doubtI actually drew stuff like this once upon a timeIf there were a girl here who was into it I would show it to her
>>78013372Like a horny goat taking in the scent of a doe.
>>78009871Would love for a woman to have me sitting up against a wall and then shove her butt in my face using it to pin my head against the wall. Would lap that cunt up like a dumb puppy dog.Bonus points if she's stepping on my throbbing cock and has my hands tied up behind my back. I'd lose myself in her pussy.
