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Do you walk like a sperg?
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No but i tilt my head to the right most of the time. It feels like the natural position for my head. Also my friends find the way i hold game controllers funny. I hold it very close to my chest
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>>78012070
autism isn't real so no
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I walk on tippy toes as often as I can because it's quieter and far more stable. I hate wearing shoes because it's like a -5 to agi and I'm worried about slipping. I rolled my ankles so many times growing up I learned to instantly go flaccid the second I lose my footing and hit the ground. Usually results in a less serious injury but sometimes it's worse. Beats limping for a week I guess but you'd think they'd have invented tippy toe shoes by now. There's a reason humans have calves.
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>>78012253
>I walk on tippy toes
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>>78012253
You're autistic. You're probably walking on tip toes because of sensory issues, it's more common than you'd think.
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>>78012070
No I walk like Mando or Arthur Morgan
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>>78012070
yeah i do. i'm also naturally a very stiff walker and other men constantly think i'm trying to act tough.
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i hope you guys remember that the incel walk is exactly like this
if you're overweight at all and walk without keeping your back straight or while keeping your eyes downcast you look like a straight up autist
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>>78012070
I'm a self-conscious walker. It's weird.
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I looked at my gait on my security camera before and it actually stunned me how careless, proud, and beautiful it is
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>>78012070
I used to walk looking downwards with my arms stiff
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>walk past somebody
>start manual walking
A teacher said a walked weird in school once, like I swung my arms too much or something and ever since then I did the opposite and kept them stiff which probably looked just as retarded
>>78013177
Literally me. I forgot for a long time how to intuitively swing my arms. I'm not sure I get it even now.
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>>78013177
>I used to walk looking downwards
This is why I hate other people being outside also. You walk past them and either look down, stare straight ahead like a robot, or engage in their pointless body language ritual as they pass by including unnecessary eye contact
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>>78012070
I've been asked why I bounce when I walk and I could only ever respond with "I don't know", but I wonder if I'm autistic. My family took notice of and mocked my walking patterns from a young age, like me not moving my arms; I fucking hate walking honestly it has never felt natural, like I can't even get one step correct. I can't walk according to a rhythm
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>>78013217
>intuitively swing my arms. I'm not sure I get it even now.
Nah swinging ur arms is retarded, ever since I realized army soldiers in Russia do it to handle weapons easier it honestly makes me believe I could've died in some world war at somepoint and that trait transferred over when I came back
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>>78012070
I've been told I "walk like I am the biggest motherfucker around".
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>>78012070
I'm not autistic but I bounce when I walk and my coworkers described me as having a "tism walk".
I am diagnosed schizoid personality disorder however.
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>>78012070
Nah. I drag my feet so
The bottoms of my shoes are very worn
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>>78012070
I just walk straight and move quickly, hold my head up and look forwards and all that. I tried to do the incel/tism walk before out of morbid curiosity and it was pretty uncomfortable.
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>>78012070
>AI gait analysis
nice try glowies
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Yes, I bounce on my tiptoes and it's pointed out to me frequently. Actually giving a shit would be laborious.



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