Going on a plane for the first time. Am I gonna die or get arrested?
>>78016212If they identify you as an incel at security they take you to a back room and beat you until you agree to expose at least four incel sleeper cells so yeah you are gonna get water boarded.
>>78016212you're in a pressurised metal tube flying at hundreds of miles per hour. what the fuck do you think is gonna happen?
>>78016233How to I not expose myself as an Elliot Rodger 2.0 incel? I am scared
>>78016212only if your arab
>>78016255I'm not arab but I have black eyes and black hair, is it over for me?
>>78016212your chances of dying on a plane are lower than your chances of dying driving to the airport
>>78016311Am I gonna die on my way there?
all it takes is the pilots to be like"yo i'm so fucking sick of women""yea bro, shit sucks""let's fuck this shit up!!! a key bitch is on the plane""aww yea brother!'so yes
>>78016385So should I kill every woman on the plane so that the pilots don't kill me?
>>78016401start with yourself RIGHT NOW
>>78016410But I don't want to die, that's the point, please help me
>>78016416do you feel it in the air?there's something happening, something we can't controlfucking trump has immunity, he's literally king of the world rnwe are in for a fucking rolland you're bitching about a plane ride?bitch you have no idea what's coming up
>>78016429But Trump will fix everything, I'm not worried about that, I'm worried about the plane. What do I do about the plane? How do I survive the plane? Please tell me, please
>>78016447i'm channeling 50 niggers to rape you senseless
>>78016212You are now, faggot
>>78016455Why niggers? There aren't even 50 niggers in my country, do you know the country I'm going to you mean? There aren't 50 niggers there either. Or did you place them there for this sole purpose?
>>78016468holy fuck you're racist
>>78016471Yes, but that isn't the problem here, I'm asking how to survive a plane and you keep answering with meaningless answers that don't have anything to do with planes.
>>78016331you should drink beforehand so you're not all tense in case you wreck
>>78016480the plane is goodyou are not good howeveryou've just been [mind fucked] by meenjoy the haunt!
>>78016486What are you saying? Will drinking make me survive the plane, is that what you mean? Ok, I am drinking.
>>78016492Ok, that's all I wanted to hear, so I will survive the plane? Thanks.
>>78016502rub ur pussy
>>78016510I have a penis, I am male, I do not have a pussy, I lack a vagina, but I have a plane. But if I get a pussy and rub it, will I survive the plane?
>>78016517you literally rubbed your pussyi got a camera in your mindi'm god bitch fuck shit omgdsafiuhnaiedrftkjuhaetrdjnikswrtjkisrtgjatgjsadtgfjadfj
>>78016522Stop, this is not helping, how do I survive the plane? Please
>>78016527the plane will fucking explode if you get on itstay home and hang out with me instead
>>78016532I can't stay home, the plane ticket costed too much, but I don't want to die either, so what do I do to stop the explosion?
>>78016543masturbate and cum while saying "damn that guy was a pimp!"
>>78016547I have erectile dysfunction, I can't cum and I can't consume viagra, I think that's illegal to be on while on the plane.
>>78016552men will lose all cognitive function by christmas and we will remove them from existancewhen the last man is gone the world will automatically tranform into a battground for women to play around in and have funnone of this shit matters!
>>78016558Can we just not celebrate Christmas to avoid that happening?
>>78016212You'll be fine. They usually cavity search suspicious looking characters, but it's pretty quick desu.
>>78016562i wouldn't want to be up in the air right now if i were making decisions but you do you
>>78016573Cavity? But I don't have cavities. Will that get me arrested?
>>78016575But why won't you explain why? I don't want to die, I already said that 5 times, so I need an explanation.
>>78016589men are ants you control them with your mind just constantly repeat "do not crash us do not crash us" while you're on the plane but the technological terror is fighting us trying to keep us down so the chips might explodeyou are very key girl
>>78016604What does key girl mean?
>>78016608you are part of my party now you have been acceptedyou now have witch powers
>>78016616What does key girl mean, please?
>>78016626you'll find out on the plane!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>78016629If I find out, will I die? Is it something bad?
>>78016636you're going to feel the vibe shift and everyone is going to be looking at you like you're someone -really- importantit's fucking over
>>78016640They already tend to do that, how will I know it's different this time?
>>78016652go outside and find outreport back
>>78016658I can't go outside yet, it's not time to go and I'm scared of going outside. Can I find out some other way?
>>78016493yes being drunk is positively correlated with surviving vehicle crashes
>>78016665go watch a stream of any girl and be like "it's me"
>>78016672Oh, I drank water when you said that, I didn't know you meant alcohol. I don't have any alcohol at the moment, and there is no time to get any anymore. What happens now?
>>78016674What are you saying? What do you mean?
>>78016699look bitch ur stressing me the fuck outget on board with this thing man, idk what to tell youyou're a witch now, enjoy the new power
>>78016704Why won't you explain anything to me? I don't want to die, do you not understand? And I can't be a witch because I am not a female.
>>78016711u giggle a lot and rasp for air a bunchi hate ur laugh
>>78016723I hate it too, will changing it help me survive the plane?
>>78016212Usually there's this thing called first flier death insurance.So you probably gonna die and should take valium as a means to take the edge off of knowing death is certain.Try not to panic when you die, cause valium helps with just accepting you are damned anyways.Planes with new passengers seems to "know" to do a nose-dive, or a barrelroll after taxing. Usually the passengers feel very little to a 20 ton roof cave in at 400 mph. Or a cigar butt shaped casserole of twisted aluminum after a crash into a granite mountain-side.
>>78016727baby you're gonna be okay, i promisethe sky belongs to you nowyou are only protected
>>78016728But isn't valium illegal on a plane? I don't want to get arrested either. And that comparison is beyond my comprehension. Is there really no way to survive the plane?
>>78016734Oh ok then, so I will survive the plane. But someone else just said I won't, so why should I believe you?
>>78016749idk bitch ur thru unless ur flying down to my house to fuck we have nothing else to do herefly fly fly bitch, to the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>78016772How can I fuck you if I have erectile dysfunction?
>>78016788t od am o o n
>>78016796How can I fly to the moon if it's a plane and not a space ship?
>>78016812are you from austria?
>>78016823No and I'm not going there either. Why? Would me being from Austria help me survive?
>>78016831you remind me of a very annoying girl who's very dear to my heart, she was from austiayou ain't shit
Congrats on joining Epstein's inner circle.Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best flight of your lifeAlso I recommend Jessica for the flight, she hides in the carry on, check to see if she's up there.
>>78016844I'm not a girl, why do you keep accusing me of something like that? And what does this have to do with planes?
>>78016859never said you were, just said you reminded me of ONEhello?
>>78016849Epstein is dead, I can't be a part of his circle and I didn't know him. Who is Jessica? And does this mean I will survive?
>>78016871Oh, ok, I didn't understand, but now I do. But what about the plane? Stop avoiding my question, I need to know how to survive the plane.
>>78016888bad news: you aren't gonna make your flight
>>78016899As in, will I not get there in time or will I die on the plane? Why will I die if that's what you mean? And how do I survive?
>>78016908bad news: it's joever
>>78016915Please tell me how to survive the plane.
>>78016925you should be wondering how you're going to survive this!
>>78016930I am, but I don't know how, I've never been on a plane before, that's why I am asking, please tell me, I have 3 hours left.
>>78016953they're gonna have to load you with a straight jacket on
>>78016878The Epstein Inner Circle is named in honour of him, the same way a university is named after a groundbreaking scientist. He was a Visionary, capital V. A man who didn't let filthy SJW laws get in the way for his neverending quest for child pussy.I contacted my people and you're an acolyte now. The flight is very safe, don't worry. Jessica is the little nympho who hides in the carry on area above your seats.The only way you could get arrested is if you try to do something really illegal, like bring a bunch of lighters onto a plane.
>>78016959Why? I didn't do anything, why would they do that? How do I stop that from happening?
>>78016969you know me, that's a big deali'm isolated in a cave, you're going around top dogsdon't act suspicious
>>78016960Oh, I understand. But what does this have to do with me? I didn't do anything to any children. And what does "nympho" mean? And why would she be in the carry on? And why not bring lighters? Why is that illegal? I need lighters, how am I going to make a fire once I get to the destination?
>>78016988don't even say her name
>>78016986How do I not act suspicious? Will not acting suspicious help me survive?
>>78016999yo what's with that meth in your backpack?
>>78016992But I just said it, what will happen now?
>>78017017jessica is #2 witch she's extremely dangerous and not as forgiving as megod have mercy on your soul
>>78017002I don't have meth, I don't know anyone with meth, I do not interact with people in general. Why would you say I have meth?
>>78017031they're gonna swap it when you're not looking so they can indite you to testify against witches
>>78017026Witches don't exist, why are you lying to me? And what does this have to do with the plane?
>>78017038you are a threat to our securityyou will be witched for thiswatch every step you make from this point till foreverbang bang!
>>78017033So should I constantly look at my bag? And why do you keep bringing up witches? They don't exist, why do you keep talking about them? But I will keep an eyes on my backpack if that helps me survive or not get arrested in any way.
>>78017047that plane is fucking cursed as fuck at this point i really wouldn't
>>78017044How am I a threat to your security? And what security? I didn't do anything at all, I just want to survive the plane. What am I supposed to do now?
>>78016988Oh I'm sorry miss, I confused your ticket with someone else's. Yes, one regular ticket to Greece. Lighters are banned because you need to smoke less, it makes you stinky. Enjoy your flight, femcel.
>>78017054yea bitch ur fucked i'm going out for a cheese burger later
>>78017052I can't not go, I already said this before, I have to go, I spent a lot of money, what do I do to not have any issues and die?
>>78017055How do you know any of this? Who are you? Am I gonna die?
>>78017063What did you mean by going out for a cheese burger lately? Are you trying to say something?
>>78017080My name is Not Important. What is important is what I'm going to do. You're dead fucking meat, dork.
>>78017116Your name is Not? Or your name is not important? What are you going to do? Please, I don't want to die, I want to survive.
>>78017130Yes, that's my name. Hi. I'm your pilot and that's an important job. I'm the best damn pilot in the world. You're safe with me.hahahaha jk im gonna do 9/11 2 get fucked lol
>>78017155You're not a pilot, you wouldn't be able to post if you were one, you would be controlling a plane. Why are you lying to me? All I want to know is how to survive the plane, please.
I'd crawl one hundred yards, dragging my dick through rock salt and shards of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
>>78017186Why? Is this relevant to the plane surviving ?I don't have any gas, if that matters.
>>78017200dmc3 was lit what a game
>>78017238What is dmc3? And what does this have to do with anything? Is this meaningful in any way? I want to survive the plane, I have to, please.
>>78017248this is youyou have nothing to worry about
>>78017255That's not me, I am not a female and I don't own illegal weapons. Are you sure I have nothing to worry about?
>>78017264remember to behave yourself and you'll fly soon
>>78017281Behave myself? I already do that, am I missing something?
>>78017290let gomove onyou got a plane to catch
>>78017293I can't go until someone tells me how to survive or not get arrested, but I don't have much time left either, so please tell me.
>>78017307accept the conditionbreath bitch breathyou're in good handsyou're more powerful than you've ever imagined possible now
>>78017321What is the condition?
>>78017345oh now you wanna talk ab something other than mother fucking planes?bitch get the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OUTTA HERE
>>78017349You said the condition will help me survive the plane, did I misunderstand? What is the condition?
>>78017377i'm under major surveillance of organizations that i won't be namingour condition is for us alonemy body my rules bitch
>>78017385The condition is your body your rules? Ok, but what does that mean? I wouldn't do anything to anyone's body in the first place.
>>78017393i have seen with your eyes O_O and i will not be the samewitch #2 is very much in love with you
>>78017405Please stop bringing up witches. I need to know how to survive the plane.
>>78017450YOUAREAWITCHYOU MOVED MY CAN WHEN I WAS TALKING TO YOUYOU TRIED TO PUSH ME OVER WHEN I WALKED OUT OF THE ROOMYOU ARE TRYING TO GET CONTROL OVER ME WHILE I FIGHT YOU VIA WITCH POWERYOU ARE LOSING AND YOU MUST SUBMITITISOVER
>>78017460I cannot be a witch as I am not a female. What does this have to do with the plane, please, I'm serious, I asked you this over and over again, why do you keep bringing up witches, I didn't do anything wrong, I don't know anything about witches and I don't believe they're real, please tell me how to survive the plane.
>>78017493you've done everything wrongashes of burnt bodies exist because of youyou've fucked this entire world up, for what?cuz daddy didn't pat your ass when you put on his favorite dress?
>>78017533I haven't done anything, I don't know who you think I am, but I always respected the law. I didn't do anything wrong. And my father didn't have a favourite dress. What does this have to do with the plane? Are you just going to accuse me of bad things?
>>78017547who do i think you are? you're me, because I am you.
>>78017558Stop lying to me, tell me how to survive the plane.
>>78017568you're playing a burn out game to test my endurance but i promise you with every heart i have that you will not win that oneyou can add me on discgoshnet
>>78017578I don't understand what you are saying, all I've been asking you for perhaps 2 hours now is how do I survive the plane and you've done nothing but lie to me, say weird things about witches and accuse me of bad things. All I want is an answer to my question, but you are ignoring it. Why? And why would I add someone who accused me of committing horrible crimes? I need to know how to survive the plane, I am leaving in less than 2 hours.
>>78017591you don't even have a plane ride you stupid mother fucking bitch
>>78017595I do and I have to be there in exactly 2 hours and 10 minutes. I have wasted a lot of time trying to get answers out of you. Why are you lying to me instead of helping me?
>>78017625"I do!!!!" i read the !!!!you are a fucking liar, a bad one at thatdemoted to witch #643527582
>>78017630I am not a liar, you are, you have been lying to me on purpose this entire time and I didn't do anything, I need to know how to survive a plane, tell me already, stop lying.
>>78017648i'm going to slice open a watermellon and pretend it's your head
>>78017658A watermellon? I think you meant watermelon. In any case, why? I never lied to you or was rude and I never did anything bad to anyone. Why are you doing this to me? I don't have much time left, please, tell me how to survive the plane.
>>78017685the -balls- on this bitch, correcting a fucking typoyou gotta be shitting mean extra l? you grilling me over an extra l?get real for a secondthe fuck did you just do?
>>78017701I just corrected you to make sure that you meant what I thought you meant. Please stop changing the subject. I need to know how to survive the plane, I am scared.
>>78017724the plane is so boring, let's stop talking about itlet's talk about why you pretend to be a boy on the internet
>>78017736The plane isn't boring, my life is on the line and I don't want to die, I have responsibilities. I am not pretending, I have a penis. How is this relevant?
>>78017746you have big fucking boobs
>>78017754I do not have that as I am a male. Stop changing the subject. I have to survive the plane, please, how do I survive the plane? I'm getting increasingly anxious with every reply I get from you because you won't tell me.
>>78017765you lost the plane game here:>>78016899now YOU stop changing the subject, you fucking stupid bitch, you are in love with me and i want nothing to do with you
>>78017781I don't know who you are, I just want you to give me advice on how to survive the plane.
>>78017791i am the stars at night, the sun during the day, and the moon only when it's full but also kinda cloudy
>>78017803I am too tired to understand your riddles, please tell me what you want so we can move on and discuss the plane.
>>78017824your age is very questionable so i will not be revealing that
>>78017831What does my age have to do with the plane?
>>78017838you will not be running away from your family so easilyi have notified them of your intentions to flee the house
>>78017869I am not running away from my family, I am going on a plane. What does this have to do with anything?
>>78017877i'm a detective, i'm hired to find runaway wannabesyou're testing the waters, seeing how a plane would react to you, so therefore you make this thread about a fictional plane ride so you can gauge it's viabilityyou however made one fatal error: it's all made up, everything, and now you're mine
>>78017890I didn't make up anything, I need to go on the plane, stop accusing me of bad things. I am not running away from anything, I just need to get on the plane and arrive alive.
>>78017971punching bag traumakeep repeating the falsehood until it becomes realityyou wanna run so badly i can fucking feel ityou wanna launch off into the sky and never come back downbitch the ground wasn't made for us, it's time we blow it the fuck up
>>78017998I am not saying anything false, I actually need to be on the plane soon, please stop. I don't want to run away, I am forced to go on this plane, please just help me find a way to survive it.
>>78018028actually NEEDACTUALLY NEED^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^there it isnobody telling the truth uses the word 'actually' they would just say "i need to be" not "i ACTUALLY NEED" noevidence accumulation
>>78018045Why would I lie about going on a plane? Why would I waste so much of my time asking about how to survive a plane if I wasn't going on one? Please just tell me how to survive it and get it over with, I am scared.
>>78018091we have exchanged over 100 messages regarding this and not once have i spoke about a plane
>>78016212Depends. Is it a Boeing?
>>78018100I have been talking about a plane this entire time, tell me how to survive a plane.
>>78018126i will not marry you
>>78018114I don't know what it is, how am I supposed to know? Where do I look?
>>78018133I am not asking you to marry me, I am asking you to tell me how to survive a plane.
>>78018162your thoughts are racing towards "is this da one? omg!" and i'm here to remind you that no, i'm not the "one", i am #1
>>78018174What does this mean? What does this have to do with anything? Why are you acting so narcissistic when I'm only asking you for help?
>>78018216bitches like you are a cageyou flesh out prey and stalk the weaki find you and eat you alive, i become you for a day, and use you to further my position in the worldin the end, you're my bitch for life, bet
>>78018226Why do you keep accusing me of being a female? And what do you mean to further position yourself in the world? Please tell me how to survive the plane, I will actually die of panic.
>>78018240I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE A FEMALEI SAID YOU WERE A BITCHYOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS SAYING "WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A FEMALE OMG!!!!"
OP you're going to get your organs harvested.
>>78018137>I don't know what it isYou know what, I wouldn't worry about it. You'll be fine.
>>78018289dude i remember dasha fucking dropping this bomb and making it rain
>>78018251You call me a witch and a bitch which are both terms for females. Why are you using those words instead of calling me a dick or a wizard? I don't understand your logic. And again, you are avoiding the plane question.
>>78018289Oh, alright then. But then why is everyone else saying I will not be fine or avoiding my question?
>>78018315i g2gcya wouldn't wanna be ya
>>78018397You're a narcissist. I hope you never do this to anyone again.
>>78016212I know a way to be safe, but if you don't know, maybe you don't deserve to know.
>>78018430add me on disc
>>78018475Can you please tell me?
>>78016212How long is the flight? If its a couple hours and domestic its like a bus, so don't worry about it further. If you're doing something like Zurich to Hong Kong (12 hours), trust me, you're gonna want to download as much anime, music, and "vidya" that your phone will allow. Otherwise it'll get VERY boring (IFE doesn't count). I did see a girl watching something that looked like anime on a Cathay Pacific flight tho, so maybe they're improving it.As for in-flight WiFi, don't bother, couldn't even use spotify with it. Only use it if you urgently need to message someone. Get one of those neck rest pillow things and some noise cancelling headphones, your sanity will thank you. If able, get first or business class obviously.>>78018137You can simply look up the flight details, but it should tell you when you book it.
>>78016212>Am I gonna die or get arrested?Are you an enemy head of state or whistleblower?
