I need a gf like this.Are there any femanons like this?
>>78016260fuck this is basically me lmao
>>78016276Wanna date? I promise I won't skin you or anything.
>>78016298Where do you live? Race?
>>78016340Latin america.
I don't hate them but they do make life harder
>>78016383How is she even standing up? AI is so silly.
i met a titcow on r9k but she is definitely proud of her chest
>>78016359lol no thanks then soz
>>78016411Pain and suffering. >>78016406What's the lore? How did you stop talking?
>>78016383Yeah, I don't want a reduction but no doubt they are a burden
>>78016436we still do
>>78016482>we still doGood for you, anon. Marry her or something.
>>78016457They're too fun to want a reduction, being able to watch your body change is incredible
>>78016491there's no chance. i'm not good enough for her.
>>78016523Are they still growing? I think I've seen you here before.
>>78016535Who cares? Take your shot. What the fuck do you think I'm doing here?
>>78016549oh, she rejected me. it's not like i liked her for her tits or anything, i found out about her appearance way later.
>>78016260There's a point where the size of the boobs look too grotesqueIt's the female equivalent of being skinny-fatToo bad baby milk drinkers like OP can't understand that
>>78016586I do understand. I am reasonable. F cups are great. >>78016580Do you like talking to her? Why did she reject you?
>>78016614F is too big for my own personal tasteD is perfect (even though I know most girls are usually in the range B-C)
>>78016614i do, but she doesn't as much. if i said the reason i'd out myself
>>78016538No I'm larping but they are still growing, been dealing with this for about a year.
>>78016666Holy digits. You're wrong though, but it's not my problem. >>78016667Sounds like a lost cause, anon. I'd part ways.
>>78016676>been dealing with this for about a year.How come? What triggered it? I am assuming you're done with puberty.
>>78016260Why are you so horny? There's nothing interesting about your ideal gf besides being cute and having massive honkers.
>>78016780People are too complex to look for a specific "ideal". Personalities can match in various different ways too. It is easier to look for a somewhat broad characteristic and then see if we get along.
>>78016695Self induced (I tell myself), when I was like sixteen I was really into BE and was on a herbal regiment. Didn't see much in the way of results until a decade later where I've gone up 10 inches in a year.
>>78016780Have you ever noticed that when you go into a museum your mind goes into appreciation mode to contemplate art?Lust is a raw expression of that appreciation, the kind where you want to get personal with the art itself.
>>78016861Sounds weird. Why would it start acting up 10 tears later? How do you feel about them now that you have them?
>>78016863For me it's never how someone looks but how they act that makes me fall in love. Some quirky behaviour or thing that they do. Maybe that's why I prefer online dating as people tend to open up more easily.
>>78016887Well macromastia on its own is completely random so to me it may as well just be fate. So far it's crazy, you get to watch yourself literally change overnight; instead of annoying the pins and needles are exciting because you know a spurt is coming on, you get a ping of smugness when you try on a bra that fit fine only a month ago but is now making it hard to breathe.
>>78016950Gotta agree with thatEventually you get enough insight about someone that you're more interested in their "software" over their "hardware"
>>78016970Based. Are you worried it will become more of a hindrance in the future if they keep growing?
>>78016970do you have any autoimmune diseases? or prolactinoma? I guarantee you taking some meme pills or herbs didn't trigger a macromastia. It's always either hormonal or the tissue is sensitive in some way.What are you measurements? me on the left in pic and you on the right btw
>>78016998Well that's half the turn on isn't it? I literally have no control over it so it's up to fate to decide how big I get. Either way I'm having too much fun to worry about the future like that.
>>78016276Really?Okay then>Tits or GTFO
>>78017025>Well that's half the turn on isn't it?Eh, not for me. I can see why you like it. But I just like big tits. At least you're having fun.
>>78017045Oh yeah? The idea of becoming big enough go be I this situation isn't hot?
>>78017081Nope. I am not a fetishist. That's too much.
>>7801700745 around and in the range of 34 depending on the brand, though I haven't worn anything but sport bras to save money. I'm not buying a G just to outgrow it a month later.
>>78017159breastfeed me immediately
>>78017187You're talking to a man who is larping in order to feed his ego, I hope you know that, anon. Until tits with a timestamp is posted you can be sure your talking to a man.
>>78016260I have H cups but I'm also fat.
>>78017577How fat? Chubby is hot.
>>78016970>you get a ping of smugness when you try on a bra
>>78017582IDK, haven't touched a scale in years. Very clearly fat but still mobile.
>>78017819Idk how much that is. Band size? Age?
>>78017819>but still mobileI'm fucking out. Some people are 600 lbs and "still mobile"
>>78017819No don't talk to him, talk to me instead. Let me help fulfill your life by taking care of you and your juggs
>>78017834My band size is 42 and I'm 25.>>78017888Idk my exact weight but I know I'm nowhere near that. I don't have to lift folds to bathe or anything.
>>78016383cancer magnetsliterally, those are the result of tumorsdddvy
>>78016340How about Europe?
body shame w*men for absolutely everythingtits too big tits too small tits too average too fat too thin whatever
>>78017982Let me love you, originally though
>>78016538NTA but I unironically have macromastia, and yes they never stop growing, ever since I was like 12
>>78018005I'm USA but where Europe? If something good maybe you could come here
>>78018376Germoney in a very original way, I might add.
>>78018391Oh ew no sozUnless 6'2"+ fit aryan
>>78018358Well, I asked because of the way she phrased it. What size are they atm?
>>78018358Please let me help you deal with that, I'll do anything just don't get a reduction, I'm begging you
>>78018407How very very unfortunate.
>>7801840834LLL>>78018413Eventually it's bound to be inevitable when they get too big for me to move. But unless it's a full on mastectomy, they'll eventually just grow back again >>78018422tfw no Euro Chad bf
>>78018486>tfw no macromastia gf to love and support foreverfuck this gay earth
>>78018486>34LLLHow do they affect your life?Are they pink?
>>78018486>tfw no Euro Chad bftfw no american big chest gf :(
>>78018508Tie a pair of medicine balls to your chest and see how it affects your daily lifeYes, I'm pale white>>78018497>>78018512fuck it's not fair
>>78018609>Yes, I'm pale whiteCute and hot. I am not euro unfortunately. Best of luck.
>>78018609Just let me love you already, why is that so difficult
>34LLLNo thanks, too big.
>>78018851You're telling me>>78018802because we don't live close
>>78019005I live in the US but we are probably too far apart age-wise to make it work anyway. It's over
Little known fact: There are hundreds of cute girls with giant titties on /r9k/, who'd love to have a pathetic robot boyfriend, but who're still single because no one believes them
>>78019115hence why I made this thread. I am looking for one of them.
>>78019139But are you enough of a loser for them to be interested? They're tired of all the tall, handsome Chads hitting on them irl after all
>>78019171>But are you enough of a loser for them to be interested? They're tired of all the tall, handsome Chads hitting on them irl after allyes.
>>78019115I would love you provide and care for a big tiddy gf. It's my life goal actually. I need to do this
>>78019248Too bad, anon! No titty gf for you!
>>78019298It's literally my purpose in life, you have no idea
>>78018358you'd probably get marriage proposals if you went to certain forums
>>78019317Anon is so boob-obsessed! How sad!
>>78019388It is sad desu. It's been a burning desire since I was young. And now it's over. There is no point any more
>>78016260hey. is this the anon that was talking to that girl with veiny tits? what happened
>>78019424There's never been a point where it's been as over as it is right now
>>78019424So, are you staying celibate for life, anon?
>>78019649Yeah, it looks like it. Luckily I won't be alive too much longer to have to deal with my failings but at least it will be an empty and regretful time.
>>78016340White, US. Interested?
>>78019667Such a downer! You'll scare all the cute girls away with your bad mood!
>>78019715Not bad mood; just a calm mood. I've accepted my fate. I'm too old and too broken to turn anything around now. The next few weeks are just my last hurrah before the end. Enjoy your thread, anon
>>78019476Yes. She never added me or talked to me.
>>78019763aw im sorry anon. keep posting about her so when she goes on r9k again she will be reminded and go to add you
>>78019946>keep posting about herNah, that would creep her out and probably ruin the space for her. She can add me if we find each other once again, or not. I already asked her, that's as far as I go.
>>78016276Your tranny breast implants don't count as real tits
>>78017819Are you single femanon? I don't care how much you weight and would love and cherish you forever.
Bump for boobies and titties.
