Gonna have a fun time with the missus, pic related.
Based plasticfucker
You gotta upgrade anon
>>78021297I've never understood the appeal. One of my friends bought me a pocket pussy as kind of a gag gift when I was younger. I tried to use it but the shit sucked. It doesn't feel anything like the real thing. Honestly I thought my hand was 10x better.
>>78021421>One of my friends bought me a pocket pussywhat the actual fuck
>>78021421>It doesn't feel anything like the real thing.because it wasn't made for it retard. it's made for lonely faggots like us who never had pussy or have forgotten the feeling because it's been so long so we don't kill ourselves and continue to wagecuck until our mind gives out.
>>78021441Friends buy friends gag gifts all the time. Chicks buy chicks dildos, for instance.
>>78021441Yes, one of my old friends thought it would be funny to ship a male sex toy to my house as a gift. Not a fan personally.