how do i get an r9k gf who'd be okay with me being a mentally ill shut-in neet? i'm actually really cool if you ignore all that!!
>>78022152I am also a mentally ill shit-in NEET, but I think you'd be better off fixing those issues first.
>>78022152Girls want a provider, good fucking luck
>>78022175qrd on the nestle drumstick?
>>78022175my life is pretty comfy, i just have trouble meeting girls, or well the specific type of manic menhera girls i go crazy for >>78022179i only had an e-relationship in mind because it's easier on my anxiety, but if it came to become an irl thing, i'm actually in a situation where i could provide for us both
>>78022198also i don't like talking about money stuff because i don't wanna attract stupid, stinky findommes so just think of me as a hobo neet instead
>>78022266>hobo neet insteadAlright that's pretty based
>>78022276that is the path of the true warrior
>>78022152Well what are your interests and what type of girl are you looking for
>>78022342>Well what are your interestsold school animanga, retro vidya, giant robots, tokusatsu, martial arts, horror movies, nu-metal and grunge music, mahjong, yu gi oh, and a ton of other stuff but i don't wanna make this too long>what type of girl are you looking forsomeone who'll spend lots of time with me every single day and genuinely want to know me and be interested in what i have to say and would be okay with me streaming stuff to her and being playful and flirting together
>>78022374oh i also like VNs but only the really cool ones like Demonbane, Dengeki Stryker and Rance (because he's literally me)
you should try being her friend first, don't go into anything expecting it to be romantic, it just makes things feel rushed
>>78022718i only wanted to make my intentions clear because i don't wanna get friendzoned or be in a situation where i have to compete with a trillion other dudes for her attention. but obviously we'd start out as friends first and if we don't click we can stay friends
>>78022735you said you were struggling with your health. what sort of mental illness do you have?
>>78022754did i say i was struggling? i just said i'm mentally ill which is the truth. i have autism, bipolar, aspd, maybe other things but i haven't been to a psych in over a decade
>>78022762didn't mean to word it like that sorry
>>78022775don't worry, you are forgiven :)
>>78022152you sound cringe and cheesy as fuck
>>78022780thank you anon :) i hope you're able to find someone you like
>>78022794SHUT UPPPPPPPP>>78022799i hope so too!!
>>78022374to >>>/soc/ it goes,faggot
>>78022152>how do i get an r9k gf who'd be okay with me being a mentally ill shut-in neet? i'm actually really cool if you ignore all that!!girls are only interested in the lifestyle you can provide.You can say how loserish you are but if you suddenly say you are the heir to a corporate empire they get interested.But then they'll cheat anyway because you give them the ick
>>78022807soc is hopeless everyone on there is like, a social media normie >>78022812that can't be true for all girls in the world, right? i mean there's billions of em
>>78022817>a social media normiewhich you are, you'd fit in there perfectly with all the wannabe losers who think it's an aesthetic
>>78022812that's a really crazy generalization. he'll find someone. if anything i think the only erelationship thing might be the dealbreaker for most
>>78022374>someone who'll spend lots of time with me every single day and genuinely want to know me and be interested in what i have to saySounds like you just want someone to take out your frustrations and boredom on but have a shitty personality so not even men would let you "autistically" yap to themfind a hobby or something
>>78022829i don't use social media and have been on this board since 2013 >>78022838i already have a ton of hobbies which i enjoy very much!! those are lots of rude assumptions to make about someone
>>78022866Just speaking out of experience, you need to stop being a simp and find male friends to "spend lots of time with and be interested in what you have to say"you're not entitled to that while being such a boring yugiohmahjog d&d whatever gay shit player
>>78022873>you need to stop being a simpi never simped for anyone in my life?>while being such a boring yugiohmahjog d&d whatever gay shit playeri don't care if you find it boring, i'm not trying to talk to you
>>78022837>that's a really crazy generalization. he'll find someone.theres someone out there for you is the biggest cope in human history.
>>78022884>i never simped for anyone in my life?You're begging for a gf literally.
>>78022886>durr le cope le buzzwords shut up >>78022889i'm a simp because i'm putting myself out there? it's not like i'm offering to give them money or something
>>78022899>i'm putting myself out there?>>>/soc/.
>>78022910soc is actually a vomit inducing board
>>78022930You're vomit inducing as well, every other sfw post there by incel weebs literally fits your description perfectly, step off your high horse and fuck off out of here
>>78022939i've been here since before you were alive most likely. you don't get to tell me what to do
>>78022961you don't flaunt that like a trophy while begging for a female
>>78023025that's besides the point!!
>>78023030also i literally had gfs from r9k before. one of them lasted for 2 years before i broke it off and she was still stalking all my posts for months afterwards. i'm still a KHHV though obviously
>>78022152I too want this, except I'm trying to get my shit together. I want someone that me and her could help eachother get our shit together
>>78022930>soc is actually a vomit inducing boardI posted to /soc/ and got no responses other than I'd make a good top or a good bottom depending on the photo
>>78023300i'm kinda in the same situation. i'm well off and have hobbies, but everything seems so worthless because i'm so alone. i have no friends, no family, no nothing. i'm tired of talking to myself every day like a schizo and that's why i'm having a mental breakdown on an anonymous imageboard. literally all i want is for one person to care about me
>>78023324that's the average soc experience
>>78023337that and people giving you dry, one word replies because they're already talking to a billion other people. soc fellas are social gluttons
>>78022152okay i'm no longer having a mental breakdown but i'm still lonely
>>78022152buumpo
>>78024306still monitoring this thread if anyone wants to gimme a piece of their mind. every single reply gets a free (you)
>>78022152bumpo x2
>>78022152In what way are you cool?
>>78025422>In what way are you cool?i have an encyclopedic knowledge of obscure robot anime. heh, i know you're swooning already
WHAT is man's essential question?
>>78025540>WHAT is man's essential question?WHY can't lamu be real
>>78025445Damn yor really cool senpai
>>78025924damn straight!!in an original manner
I wish this was a larp, but I did date a so-called fembot I met here. She claimed to be a virgin who masturbated a little. I found out her dildo was like 10 inches.
>>78025989reminds me of one of my exes from here who told me she was a complete virgin who didn't know anything about sex, but then i accidentally found out from one of her friends that she had a bodycount of 6 or something crazy like that. it's not like i would've dumped her for it but lying about it so blatantly like that was a total turnoff. funniest part is i only found out when we were already like a year or so into the relationship (i was even more retarded then than i am now, shut up kek)
>>78022152the bump must go on
>>78026447and on and on and on
>>78022152ace combat 3 is so good bros, goddamnit's like a secret ghost in the shell sequel
>>78022152bump bump buujmmp
>>78022152last bump for today just because it pleases my ocd to see it hit 60 replies. but i really need to change up my posting game starting tomorrow. what should i do? post my body? my face? something else? i dunno how to get people's attention
