I'm getting conscripted to the army next Monday. Though my country is not at war, meaning that I am not going to be seriously maimed or killed, I will still suffer as I live a very sedentary life. I don't excercise--my last attempt at a cooper netted me something like 1100 meters because I got so exhausted halfway through that I started walking instead. I am not overweight, but I am naturally small, weak and skinny by malnutrition in the womb.I feel nervous, anxious and excited.
>>78024651>I am naturally small, weak and skinnymy condolensces for your soon-to-not-exist virginity
>>78024651what country are you from dude?im trans btw
>>78024651>I am not overweight, but I am naturally small, weak and skinny by malnutrition in the wombDon't want to make you afraid but you are probably going to get raped by taller and stronger dudes than you, literal insane psychopats gets conscripted
>>78024670>>78024699Lmao Vlad telling on himself. I hope you appreciate doing disinfo work instead of being on the front lines with your childhood friends (the ones that aren't already rotting in a Ukrainian ditch)
>>78024651>I am not going to be seriously maimed or killedTell this to your anus. You get raped hard my guy.
>>78024892Polish or british?Either way you are genetic trash LOL
>>78024651You could do yourself a big favor and start working out now you know. In the 007 book Dr. No James goes to Jamaica to find out what Dr. No is up to and after he finds out where to investigate he prepares for his mission by exercising 3 times a day for two weeks straight. He would go for a run in the morning, eat breakfast, and sunbathe. Then at noon he'd go for a swim, eat lunch, and sunbathe some more. Then finally in the evening he would go for a run once more and then eat dinner, have a nice hot bath and go to sleep. It sounds kinda easy doesn't it? You really ought to do something similar.
>>78025009Neither, just somewhere else that thinks it's hilarious that the Russian army is the only one too homosexual and undisciplined to keep the conscripts from sodomizing each other. It's not actually hard, Russians are just total faggots.
I lost my virginity (quite forcefully) when I got conscriptedand yes I came
