i was drunk as fuck and accidentally befriended a hobo by buying him a bottle of rum and a pack of cigarettes and drinking with him. now he thinks im his best friend or something and tries to say hello whenever he spots me on the street. even if he's like on the other side of a road he yells to me n shit. how do i get him to fuck off without being mean to him
buy him a gun
just say hello back how hard is that
i can easily see myself being in that hobos position were all just a few devastating blows from absolute despair