An edition all about seasideMARK
brown sprog loI
ban the bookies
>>78174756Get in there de lets x
>>78174773no sprog lol
ban the cookies
Well he has to have a drink doesnt he? Its all hes known all his life. Better than being stuck inside lookin like a fuckin monster munch.I love caffeine and sugar withdrawals they are so fun (several days of headaches and zero energy).
Why is there a lad here defending brown sprogs. Very odd
He live down Sandford Lane later so get in there
He really isn't very happy about my brown sprog
Din-din hath been served
Fine day for a wuppa. Fine day indeed.
Ian Huntley has a white sprog, her name is Samantha
>>78174734Classic, Remix, Retail? Give us (me) the lowdown
Do you know the fishy man, the fishy man, the fishy manDo you know the shitty man, he hangs down Sanford Lane
I'm not doing well today. Feel like shit but I can't find a reason really. Not physically sick and it's not menthol elves like 'muh depression' or anything, I just... I dunno I feel like shit.
>>78174807Got that wuppa myself, it's almost empty, might make another
>>78174825Samantha is secretly besotted with Ian. She won't admit it, but she's desperate to see him
>>78174825Ian Watkins shagged a sprog
8 mentions of 'sprog' in 19 posts
>>78174826It happens lad. Sometimes for weeks. Get some wuppas down ya, or shut your brain off to some mindless content, whatever works.
ssm was mentioned over 50 times in the last thread
fat gay bald cunt
All coffee tastes the exact same to me, unless I add 2 sugars then it's differentt. tasteles
>>78174861Who are you even talking about here? Bald and Bankrupt?
>>78174838There's a sexual desire there too.
>when the sprogs brown
tasteless coffee
>>78174868Bean Head Shippy
>>78174874Why has that riled you up so much?
Some men pay child support, some don't ( I don't)
>>78174880I might be a fat bald cunt but I'm not gay
>>78174887'ate browns. Simple as
tea is weird but it's nice
>>78174903based post, this
>>78174890>some don't ( I don't)I do
>>78174913You do, I don't
>>78174916Just not for him
>>78174903>>78174909Do you hate sprogs with a black father and white mother too?
time to close the tab on britfeel forever methinks
>>78174916I do, you don't
>>78174924>time to close the tab on britfeel forever methinksYou won't
>>78174924This ain't an airport, you don't have to announce your departure
The drivel is particularly low IQ tonight
So horrible of Zimlad to rub it in Shippy's bean shaped face that he has a sproggington
>>78174922I enjoy seeing them
'childfree' posters not happy tonight
>>78174948Zimlad takes care of his girlfriends apu
Never even heard of Zimlad before a few days ago
>>78174952Yeah I thought as much, but black women having sprogs with white men upsets you
shippy spending his night defending a black sprog. i thought he was a BNP member
BMWF couples are based
Veli wishes he had a piece of pork that good doesn't he.
>>78174970Well he's now one of the top 5 personalities here, so you're going to be hearing about him a LOT in future. Unless you're wise enough to close this tab right now and never type in the address of this website again.
Black women are disgusting desu.
>>78174988what about WMBF couples
>>78175008>WMBF couples
>>78175007You're just upset they prefer white men
I enjoy products made by a company called Loewe
>Y-you're just upset they prefer white men
>>78175017Are you a faggot? Those products both look gay and are very expensive
>>78175035Nope I'm not a faggot, and the price isn't an issue for me.
>>78175029Can't imagine how angry you must be that I knocked up some black woman
stop pretending to be me on brit/pol/!!
>>78175038best part of a grand for a hoodie. The state of it
Asian pussies are insanely thight, or so i've heard
>>78175044Incel fantasy night is it?
>>78175066The state of you not being able to afford it, you mean?
>>78175038>and the price isn't an issue for me.
SPAGBOL UPDATESPAGBOL UPDATEThe spagbol was cooked, eaten and appreciated de lods. I reckon a sloppy bj is on the cards for ya boi so get in there.
spaggy bj
Can't believe SSM is back drinking again
>>78175038Only the best for you my lid get in there
>>781750924 and a half days no booze is a good start
A sloppy boljob, as they say in Italy
>>78175081Fucking get in there de lad do us proud and shag the mrs like she's never been shagged before
Just spend hours putting my DVDs and Blu-rays tidier and in alphabetical order. Got rid of a load of physical books I no longer need. Just kept my RSC hardback complete Shakespeare, my hardback Tomie and my LOTR set I've had for over 20 years as well as a book about The Crusades and a book about the history if China. The rest shall go to charity shop.
>>78175069Not at all, it's reality and some lad has been seething about that fact all day
>>78175092>>78175102To be fair, I haven't gone longer than about a month without alcohol for at least a year now
>>78175077I can easily afford it and I wouldn't even notice. But I didn't get rich wasting money on shit like that
>>78175112It's just your word lad. You are most likely an incel
Wish someone would make me some spagbol
>>78175108>The rest shall go to charity shop.Got any language learning books? I'd give up some DVDs and blu-rays for some
>pure white sprog
>>78175131Well you tell that to the lad who has been saying "brown sprog, brown sprog" all day
>>78175130For me, I have a level of income coming in that it's just not a problem at all. I buy pretty much what I like while easily meeting savings and investment goals.
Steven update Steven update, got a Steven update for you my leeeeeedshe trying new things from morrisons, like one of their large chilli pork pieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjLTv4PXWI
>>78175154I've seriously done a number on you, you're very very upset with me
Pure white sprogbol
>>78175162I agree with his statements fully
Which one of you dimwits keeps bumping the old thread.. that's why we should wait until 500 posts
>>78175174aye i am seething at your brown sprog lad lol
sproghetti bologneet
>>78175163I could spend 500 bong on a can of coke and it wouldn't even register, but that's just not a sensible purchase.I also buy whatever I want whenever I want without budgeting, but I can't see how those clothes from Loewe are significantly better than stuff from M&S. Infact most of it looks even worse than Primark
>>78175145No, sorry lad. Mostly fiction but I've gone digital with books now, ain't I?
>>78175196Beat me to it lad. Sprog Bal
>>78175200It's not a sensible purchase because a can of coke isn't 500 quid though? If you want to go around in M&S clothes like a skint boomer who failed in life go ahead lad.
>>78175170His collection doesn't look organised at all it would do my head on. I do like his shelves though, that's what I need if I'm going to keep buying more.
>>78175204Was you the lad who posted annas archive? Love that site. Everything I could ever want there, but I still prefer physical books where I can
>His coping mechanism is buying clothes from loewe
Imagine coming onto 4chan and announcing you have a brown sprog then being baffled when you inevitably get mocked for it
>>78175225Yes, lad. That was me. To be honest I still buy the odd book on Kindle for convenience, some of the ebooks you find online can be shitty layout wise. Anna's Archive is great for scans of really old out of print books.
Spaffbol
>>78175219>50 quid for a diet coke, waitresses were the true winners in the casino
>>78175243i think that lad is just desperate for attention
need swanage robin update
>>78175250Still wanted a tip no doubt
>>78175243He doesn't even have a sprog.
Just made myself a peanut butter and jam sandwich get in there
>>78175276>Just made myself a peanut butter and jam sandwich
>>78175266then whose black baby was he holding?
>>78175246Have you ever been into Oxfams? They have a lot of DVDs in the bookshops
>>78175284His girlfriends sprog that he now cares for.
>>78175243Imagine saving every single file someone posts, even updating it every time they change a few pixels, and naming the files the same as them
>>78175288the fucking state of him
seasideMARK Why I STOPPED drinking life is amazing now, life gets better and happier dee lads
>>78175295Some lads are so desperate for a girlfriend they will settle for single mothers with mixed race sprogs
Must be awful being infertile knowing someone else has a sprog, I can understand why he'd constantly mock someone when they have something that he can't have
>>78175329i always chuckle whenever i see white men out with brown sprogs
>>78175329And then will call you incel for not settling like they did
>>78175338>infertileYou keep spouting this weird drivel. Why do you think he is infertile
sprogless seethers upset no woman would ever have their sprogs
>>78175341Why is her arse on back to front
some lads are so desperate for a sprog they will settle for inferior black woman. SAD!
The seethe has genuinely hit unprecedented levels tonight
>Y-you're just jealous!
>>78175375Thats no way to talk about your mother
brown coloured sprog
No woman will ever bear his sprog
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77113762/#77119414
Completely sprogless, will never have any sprog of any race
>>78175428i genuinely feel sorry for guys like 'zimlad'
>>78175441>i genuinely feel sorry for guys like 'zimlad't. sprogless wagie
Kek at that ""menu"" and the cheap plastic chairsLiterally idiocracy IRLThough from an anthropological perspective this is quite interesting to watch ofc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpKG_IWd2sI
>S-progless wagie!!
>>78175470Lovely little playschool table and chairs
Zimlad spending the evening with his wife and sprog whilst the sprogless wagies seethe here
>>78175502Terribly repetitive mong isnt he
>>78175470>fish fresh(X)
Zimlad being told to wait upstairs when the sprogs father Jamal comes round to see the sprog
Spaffbol-on-the-naze
>Loewe hoodie
poo coloured sprog
Its like zoomers on Reddit I here
Like fucking chatgpt in here tonight
>>78175556and it's gotten you absolutely seething
>>78175549I Iiked this one
Why won't simside lad update us? It not right
>>78175556Had a chuckle to this one
Women are instinctively repulsed by men who don't want sprogs. Even the one's that don't want them themselves. It might sound totally illogical "If she doesn't want any, then she wouldn't mind if I didn't"Doesn't work like that. In a woman's mind, something is wrong with a man if he doesn't want sprogs, and it just turns them off internally
>>78175470Met a Ugandan at work today, quiet bloke in Finance. Probably smarter than you. Nicer too.
>>78175590Why are you here literally from morning til night talking about children on an incel board?
>He spent nearly a grand on a hoodie
>>78175598hes obviously a bacon innit
>/britfeel/ a chatroom for mentally impaired kids
>>78175571we're laughing at you zimcuck
>>78175598Why are you here from morning to night reading about children on an incel board?
Conversation on here is coherent all of a sudden. So it wasnt the "bots" all along after all. Sneaky.
>>78175619I'm not even Zimlad, he isn't the only one here with a mixed race sprog
I used to wear hoodies when I was a teenager.
>>78175622I just popped in to catch up on todays posts
Loewe have done a number on that lad selling him chinese tat for almost a grand
>Adult men wearing hoodies
Wageless sproggie innit
>>78175646Yeah I know, I just popped in to make a few posts too.I'm rarely here these days
trying to be a normie was a mistake, im back here and staying here
Racked up loads of points on mum clubcard. Nice walk 2 tesco i had 2 and a half ciggies bc the second one i dropped lole nevermind had another 1 after that anyway didnt I. Of course I did feeling very smug nd accomplished after i waited for the plumber successfully but he's coming back tomorrow so im awake at 8 in the fudging morning again bc wagies can't just be chill. Well anyway I have 6% IPA in the garden rn few more cigberts then bed maybe a very small session tomorrow night then sober weekend playing my switch i got new smt 5 edition. Thx. Life is lovely.
All I said was 'brown sprog' and he went absolutely ballistic
A grandA fucking grandFor a hoodie
When do applications to become a thread personality open again
>>78175659So there are two posters talking about sprogs then? Seems unlikely
Deep deep insecurity for not having a sprog
A nerve was touched tonight
>>78175646catch up? Is /britfeel/ that important to you that you have to keep up to date with all the latest storylines like Eastenders? Christ almighty
big reddit we did it night
Eastenders for mongs.
>>78175705Not sure why my post made you so angry.Hope your night improves lad x
When's the last time you massaged your girlfriends feet lads?
a fucking black sprog
>>78175728Not in a few months. I will make an effort in bed tonight
not into feet but id let a girl give me a footjob just to see how it felt, bet it could be pretty good
I don't think his going live lads.
if you just manned up and got a job at the local amazon warehouse then all of this could be yours
Looking forward to SSM's 250mm zoom lens unboxing tomorrow lads
Nice slow Tuesday.
>>78175783Zimlads mrs and sprog
Textual TikTok for morons
I'd be OK with a half Assyrian, or Indo-Aryan kid. The sign of a healthy sex drive for a white man is to want to impregnate high caste foreigners.
>>78175783the grimmest thing in this picture is that awful tattoo
>Chinese girl outside w a dog (off lead though)>gut reaction pet or dinner?>2nd reaction check for feet>trainers doe
Watching the office uk and sympathising with Tim when he wants to leave his job because it is dead end, very understandable feel so it is. A shame he ends up staying at wernham hogg. Probably a bad omen for myself also. Gonna be stuck doing pointless work forever.
nigger nuts
Just been looking at them Loewe hoodies that lid was talking about. Don't get the price, they look standard af. You can unironically get better drip from deano places like footasylum and JD.
>>78175783Saw the reverse of this on my walk too full on emaciated syrian boat monkey stepdad walking around w a white sprog. Child abuse.
>>78175813Now go post this drivel on /pol/ I dare you
Right. That's enough chores for today. Took it out of me all that organising. Nice wee shower and a cup of tea then settle down for some FFXIV.
Not mixed, full on white step daughter wandering about with this actual cave dweller. The mum needs CPS involved desu
Mentally underdeveloped men init
>>78175828There seems be a lot of Asian girl NPCs spawning in around us lately de lid.
LSFPL has a gf. Mad innit
>>78175892Cor saving that. Let them spawn desu.
>>78175783met my QT romanian gf working in an amazon warehouse
>>78175892>Asian feet 113Where do you even find that many pics
Might milk my tiny penis desu
I secretly miss Flads foot pics
why do asian girls have the best feet?
>>78175926They take care of themDon't tattoo them
>>78175902>LSFPL has a gfProofingtons?
>>78175925It not right what happened to him.
>>78175918Reddit, Tumblr, Imagefap, 4chan ect..
>>78175926Nah white girls do in terms of shape and average lushness desu but azn is 2nd for maintenance like anon said
An online battle of who can post the most inane pointless twaddle
If you play a Lalafell, you are a NONCE.
Would love to see a cute girl barefoot in a pub. That's my dream.
>>78175951Did you put all your fetish pics your new lappy?
>>78175941he said he has an online g-gf. think he said she was living in france
>>78175972I only bought it today. Doesn't arrive until Waturday.>>78175986Damn. I thought he was true to the pussyfree cause.
I love JAV porn in terms of quirky story lines and the women but I hate the mosaic. Why are they still censoring porn in 2024 bros
>>78176005I don't think she is aware LSFPL is 20st
>>78176006MacArthur made them do it. Made them write it into their new constitution they are good Christians.
Asians work best when they have a white man telling them what to do
Personally I think Lalafells are based.
>>78176028Incel vibes from this post desu
>>78175892I love how Asian girls are turning their back on white guys now and becoming size queens. It's so hot.
>>78175966Probly not hard in summer especially if it has a beer garden.
Wonder if we'll ever get to see Laura's soft soles.
For me it's the simple Moogle.
>>78176016>>78176005Yeah she is and she doesn't care because I am loyal to her and we get on well. She would rather I be slimmer for my health but doesn't care about the aesthetic side of things. I am a bit embarassed though sometimes because she is way out of my league lolalso https://x.com/brattymaylee/status/1804263563789226318hot af
Thoughts of the sexual nature before bed after a successful day of posting
Where did all the degenerate fetish spammers pop up from
>get on a train>see thiswhat do?
>>78176067Nothing degenerate about feet lad
>>78176067All the other spam has tired them so they wind down with fetish and porn spam
>>78176035Idk what they are bt looks cute in the pic.
Why yes I would use a Lalafell as a fuck toy.
>>78176089https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Lalafell
>>78176058>>78176042Noice. I still prefer mean White queens though.
I have seen things you people wouldnt believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rainhttps://youtu.be/cDs2hPtvpNI?si=Xc8sy8VsTQaPJ1_8
>>78176144Phwoar might stick me Bladerunner 4K in.
>>78176098O aye seen them on /v/ before never played 14 they're definitely cute though maybe I would choose that class. Dont get the beef with moogles though which are also cute.
According this nerd article my new laptop's processor is and I quote.. "outrageously good" for a "mid-range laptop!.Cheers xhttps://www.notebookcheck.net/Intel-Core-i5-12500H-Processor-Benchmarks-and-Specs.589268.0.html
>>78176177Yeah I love Moogles. FFXIV is good you should try it. Might start a new Lalafell character later. I usually troll them and pet them like animals.
>>78176191Genuinely never played an mmo except a free trial for world of warcraft in high school. If I tried one though now I'd try ff14.
All the absolute worst posters in internet history are here so get in thereeeeeBettuh van bein lonely bored and lookin like a fookin monster munch Bros if you want to quit caffeine just do not bother it is not worth the misery
It has been a productive day of posting and so a good day in life a good sleep will be had tonight, but how to top today tomorrow?
>The integrated memory controller supports various memory types up to DDR5-4800, DDR4-3200, LPDDR5-5200, and LPDDR4x-4267. The Thread Director (in hardware) can support the operating system to decide which thread to use on the performance or efficient cores for the best performance. For AI tasks, the CPU also integrates GNA 3.0 and DL Boost (via AVX2). Quick Sync in version 8 is the same as in the Rocket Lake CPUs and supports MPEG-2, AVC, VC-1 decode, JPEG, VP8 decode, VP9, HEVC, and AV1 decode in hardware. The CPU only supports PCIe 4.0 (x8 for a GPU and two x4 for SSDs).>The integrated graphics card is based on the Xe-architecture and offers 80 of the 96 EUs (Execution Units) operating at up to 1.3 GHz.
Why don't pikeys speak English?
>>78176103Cheers HHL. I appreciate you always having my back btw...legend.
>Xe-architecture
I hope you and your entire wog family get wiped out in a car crash
Galaxy digestive biscuits are lush, and I MEANL.U.S.H
>>78176210>if you want to quit caffeine just do not bother it is not worth the miseryI reached the same conclusion. Fuck that big time! I had a can of Monster and 4 coffees today and feeling fine. I'll sleep like a baby tonight n all.
Did we hit peak /britfeel/ today or can we do better tomorrow gang?
Having grim thoughts about my mum like if she wasn't around anymore how would I live,, not as far as practical neet survival, I mean nobody would be left alive what loves me nd I can honestly trust in this life. I dont see how that world is worth living in. That seems like a v v cold and lonely world. Probably could easily kms in that world for real. Dont see what the point in continuing would be in that world.
>>78176240Always have and always will de lid <3
My girl's tummy is ridiculously tightputs me to absolute shame ngl
how steaming is mark right now you reckon
SSM the blowjob king of Nottingham. Didn't touch the sides.
Garn finish off this wuppa then have a shave and a shower. Need to be nice and clean for the wacon wandiches at the community place tomorrow.
>>78176208It's way more story based than other MMOs and really only have to work with others a few times but there's a party finder to team with randoms.
>>78176255Really? They don't taste much different than regular chocolate digestives to me. Much prefer a chocolate hob nob or a tea cake.
>>78175783Such a dysgenic picture.
My new video is up, but for Patreon members only
>>78176230Howling at this helper lad nd I was howling that much @ that anons post earlier I think the neighbours heard me
>>78176349You have a patron? For what?
Tourist area
>>78176352Fuck me mate starting to think you're a werewolf...
>>78176336mm yeah with you on the hob nobs definitely ladbut I liked the chocolate on those galaxy onesnot a fan of tea cakes much, those are the ones a bit like wagon wheels right?
thoughts of a pimp....
Y does it have to be 8 in the morning. Genuinely normies can't calm down for 1 second. You have any time at all in the day and you choose 8am. Right then.
Dregs of the whole site tbf tho
I'll start fresh tomorrow.
>>78176349Are a sissy trap? I'd gladly pay for customs de lid.
Started doodling againthis one's for Fat Gav.
ooh aye begging is it
>>78176384They are like Wagon Wheels a bit but more like cream than marshmallow. When you buy the fake Tea Cakes they are just marshmallow and that's a big disappointment.
And it shall all be done again tomorrow, right
New mong eating shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMoipR48auY
>>78176398Are you the lad did The Simpsons ones?
>>78174221Late reply as only read your post now, but thanks for the advice lad. I need all the advice I can take. I think the biggest thing for me will be enjoy socialising for it's own sake, even though I am doing more things to get out my comfort zone instead of hiding away, I still hate socialising.
>>78176434DunnoI just draw the same guy with different coloured polo shirt and different hair/beard.
>>78176454There was a lad here probably years ago now who did a bunch of The Simpsons Pepes.
Come on, someone post his pic quoting him. That post can't just go under the radar.
>>78176454What the fucks going on ere now lad. Explain yourself.
Didn't touch the sides.
>>78176359Selling stuff>>78176396What do you have in mind?>>78176416Fucking grim. Eating his vegan eat the bugs slop with his one remaining front tooth>>78176454Hahaahaha what in the fuck
>>78176478Selling what? Give me a straight answer. Do you have a YouTube or something? People don't sell stuff on Patron to my knowledge
Anyone have the newsnight webm please?
>>78176416soijak thumbnail
Having nothing to do all day every day so go full retard on the internet
Plus earlier w the catchphrase post my personal fav being arse, shit, ribs i was lying in bed nd those words went through my head I'd rather sell me arse nd shit through me ribs i actually started howling in real life nd held my hand to my mouth to stop but I couldn't. Sure the neighbours heard that too. I was tired from waiting on plumber all morning. Bt I was just imagining being at a family dinner or something where everyone's having the craic about whatever nd someone mentions [undesirable situation] nd someone else goes haha yeah I rather sell my arse and shit through my ribs xD then continue laughing bht in real life I think that would really shut down a cojvo regardless of alcohol etc and then just keep laughing while everyone goes quiet trying 2 work out what you just said. So I was howling at that. Thx >>78176470Aye
Anyone have the fat man littering webm please?
Shall be watching all 300 episodes of Last of the Summer Wine come tomorrow.
>>78176469>>78176478Years of boredom. I do it whilst I have video essays on in the background on YouTube. Just is something to do innit.
>>78176543You should get Harry and Paul on boxset.
>be Russian conscript>running for life in the Donbas>get hit by landmine AND drone within secondsUnlucky bastard. At least it was a quick death.
Lovely few marlboros on a midsummer night. No ashtray for me
Starting to feel tired after all those fun posts and fun posting what a day
>>78176574How come it's always just 1 or 2 soldiers in all the clips I see in this war? never huge battles with thousands of them involved.
>woman in the chinky kept calling me "honey"
>>78176574Modern warfare is so gay.
Tonight's sleep video, she's got a lovely voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzu9QAbAn8
Bit late to got hard at it again there is always tomorrow
8-hour workday spamming /britfeel/
>>78176543basedFUCK nora batty
>>78176587Real life isn't Total War lad. That's not how wars work nowadays.
https://youtu.be/LQgm9QQOL8AHer burger probably cost more too what the heck >>78176492I lied lad sorry. There is no patreonWas only havin a laughx>>78176552Cute t b h
When it starts it all starts same goes for stops init like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxL_qGooqELay some bricks dosser.
Just started making dinner. Pie and chips it lush
>>78176587A D V A N C E DW A R F A R E
>>78176556I already have it mate. Think it's out of print now.>>78176608It's a massive 50 odd discs set. Can't wait for it to arrive. I know it's seen as a bit shit but it's top womfy for me.
Start tomorrow at the same pace as today or ease into it we shall see
>>78176628I'll forgive you this time because I enjoy your Dark Souls posts. Praise the sun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
long gone are the days when the frenerals would sacrifice 500 apus to make a territorial gain of 4 inches
>>78176651We're all on the edge of our seats little lad.
I like Eastenders.
>>78176635Seeing clips like this makes me feel so grateful and glad to be mejust a comfyboi at home in the UK with good food, internet, my bed, online frens etc. Life is good.
Maintaining that pace later into the night makes sleeping difficult because of the excitement need to be energised for tomorrow
oh, and Italian ASMR beauties to fall asleep to!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS_xkwJFQ8o&t=1811s
>>78176396Would love to suck Blaire White's willy but from seeing the pics of him in his bikini I doubt it is very big.
>>78176648You seen the Harry and Paul sketch about the couple with the boxsets? Reminds me of you.
This war has produced pure nightmare fuel. Imagine being hunted down and killed by a fucking toy turned into a murder machine. The buzzing sound getting louder and louder as it comes closer.
Been an excellent day bed soon and crack on with it again tomorrow
Why don't you have any sprogs yet?
>>78176661Thank you ladders that's very nice of you to forgive me Won't happen again x>>78176694I'm giddy just thinking about all the posts I'll be making tomorrow since I'll be starting dark souls 2I think I'm going to be up at until at least 2 am tonight Lol!
>>78176716that is horrifyingly video game-like
>>78176635Why didn't he fucking lob the grenade?
>>78176709Oh yeah. But I don't rub it in people's face like in the sketch. Enjoy stuff whatever way you can.
>>78176697South Italians are swarthy, brown & ugly. They have moor dna. The moors raped the southern Italians making them mixed with sand nigger dna. Sardinians are purely Anatolian Neolithic farmer so they can be considered white due to them actually being native europeans unlike Sicilians.
Life is so good after a fun day posting more fun tomorrow it is
If only i could be as christian as my aunty. Wonder what she think of me now. Not much probably. Rip.
>>78176689>just a comfyboi at home in the UK with good food, internet, my bed, online frens etc. Life is good.Sames de lid. No unwomfy wars us. Going to have a shave and a nice hot shower now. It lush.
>South Italians are swarthy, brown and ugly. They have moor dna. The moors raped the southern Italians making them mixed with sand nigger dna. Sardinians are purely Anatolian Neolithic farmer so they can be considered white due to them actually being native europeans unlike Sicilians
>>78176726Look forward to ur ds2 posts arbroath poster
>>78176756Yeah, it pays to be a loser sometimes, no draft for us.And sounds like a good plan! enjoy ma lid.
>TFW no dragon keeper gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBXWIpLjJU
>>78176777youre a fat wagie though. join the neet masterrace.
>>78176783Good to see Lauren doing something different for a change.
>>78176716lmao bro looks 50
>>78176803True. I was neet for a while in 2019 and it was comfy but was SO bored...although a lot of the time I am now too...touche. But I need to have some form of income still.
>>78176758Am I supposed to be offended at you saying I'm attractive?
>>78176648i have a bit of nostalgia for it lad. started to watch due south which is meant to be womfy.
>>78176816pip is the answer. with labour it will be piss easy.
A strange peace fell suddenly only to be shattered tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD6nV_9N6Ic
>>78176830My mate has a debilitating spinal abscess and was turned down PIP so I doubt I could get it unfortunately. Maybe now the government has changed it will be a possibility though. I have got aspergers and a couple of smaller health problems so who knows.
A few more pumps before bed jut little ones tho can't get too excited
>>78176853try lad. being a wagie is for the stupid.
>>78176819Not sure mate, It just sounded like a /pol/ neckbeard thing to me
>>78176841Remember the tim eldridge monty man fight. Legendary that was
Sunderland is his homeSunderland is where he is womfy
Somethings change, detail while the base remains and that's all that counts
>>78176872If no SSM I don't care. Simple as.
>>78176689When U put it like that. Better be grateful for what you have in life. I dont follow politics nd news it just make me too depressed. We doing quite alright there end of the day.
>>78176772Never played it before but I am going into it with an open mindCheers de lidX>>78176853The points system is calculated on how your afflictions affect your day to day life. So if you have anxiety and you can't leave the house then you're going to get more points than someone in a wheel chair who leaves to go our shopping dailyJust an example>>78176861This. Wagiedom is daft, especially in the uk. Try and get pipAlso handy toolhttps://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/success-rates
It's never planned just go with the flow see where the fun takes you each time
kek of course biden has called for the gun used by the assassin to be banned
>>78176903That is a useful thing to remember actually cheers Arbroathy
kek of course it is very unusual for the Democratic party to call for gun bans
Been a good one, same place same time tomorrow
>>78176903Ik you use str builds a lot I might be talking shite but iirc they are quite good in ds2. So might be cool. There's a lot of other weird builds you can do in that game though.
wog sprog
Anger and commotions get you through the day but a man needs his rest
So much to redo but not tonight it will have to wait
We asked d*llycakes since the start of your relationship with britfeel have U had sexual relations with any children? U said no, this test says you're lying
>>78176804wish she showed her feet more
The big gusts gone all that is left is like farts in the wind
>>78176990Sprogless seether
Had to evacuate me creams ovah into the colder room so they don't spoil and go badThe AC basically does nothing no matter how long it's running lmaoFucking hate summer really
Those Apus really are vile selfish creatures. I've been buying cheap wizzas and dropping it on alleys around Feel Street, most of those Apus are happy to share about a quarter of their found treat before they start getting violent. The smell of the wizza will draw in dozens of Apus and a fight rapidly ensues and several leave as Seethie Weethers. There are far too many frogs on Feel Street, I remember how it used to be back in the 80's and 90's when it was one of the destined New Towns after the war. We didn't have frogs then and we don't need them now. We need to vote in the Anti Apu Alliance rather than SPACCA or the fate of man is sealed in Feelshire.
Appointment in 7 innitWell not really an appointment as such but i really ought to get this thing ovah with, a chore of sorts
>>78177083>The AC basically does nothing no matter how long it's running lmaoIt's either fucked or not an AC. My AC unit cools the entire top floor in around half an hour.
If you're going to be on the dole all your life might as well live by the seaside.
If you're going to be an obese, alcoholic moron all your life might as well live by the seaside.
>>78177252agreed. Life is better by the sea. Think of all the people who ever lived who never even saw the sea, let alone lived beside it. The ocean calls, the sea shelters.
shakes her little bum, everyone laughs I have to pretend to find it funny meanwhile I'm so turned on
>>78177278vile noncecase
>>78177301love her giggles, LOVE her giggles
That ipa went down a goodun
corr just finished the 3 day ban from mentioning the fing that wasnt supposed to be mentioned outside /pol/beggars belief imma hafta been finkinsome gucci-arse kittingtonshire have gone since i been banned
*flips computer upside down**enters the deep web*Dont learn this one on blue peter now do u
So yr telling me i could take a fleg o the union jack nd stick it anar even bigger fleg o the queen nd thats arr new fleg........away on
Howcome the plumber knew im neet. He just says ok ill come back at 8. Bt thats wednesday(2day). Why would you just assume am not at work today.
>>78177595Should have worn a suit.
>>78177609Suits dint look comfy at all do they but whenever i had to wear one it actually is. Compared to the usual normie chic of jeans etc suit is actually comfy af. But my everyday fashion is trackies baggy t shirt and adidas trainers.
Showered.Shaved.In me own lane.Flourishing.Yep, I'm thinking it's womfy.
>fell for the larp/catfish memeWasted my whole evening driving to meet a "girl" who either got cold feet, or more likely, never existed and just had a giggle seeing me waiting for the meet. How was your evenings anons? Warmer weather incoming.
>>78176783Think I'll leave this Goddess Lauren video for when I've got that new laptop. It got that OLED screen.
>>78177637Whenever i see this pic it acrually does make me 4x womfier, its like the feeling of mmmm school bell going off on last day before summer holidays start >>78177646What like a grill thats actually a man.? U should take revenge play into their larp send trojan horse exe keylog bank accounts nd post chat logs on their social media. It justified
>>78177252Got to be somewhere nice though, can't just be by the sea anywhere just for the sake of it. Went to Skegness last week and it was fucking grim.
>>78177683Aye. Very womfortable indeed.I like to think of Apu as a manifestation of our womfyness. It's borderline esoteric.
>>78177683I have no idea whether it was a man, a girl. They never appeared, so I drove there waited long enough to realise and then drove home. They strung me along long enough then just never replied again. Didn't even leave me last few messages on read. Just, I guess, logged out of the app.
Any glue sniffers in. Is this a thing for zoomers even remember when we were in school every 2 seconds it was dint abuse solvents!! 1 time it kill u! What was that all about commotion then my lad. It only made me curious. Same as the anti drug thing we went to with a big dark room pitch blsck then they started beaming all these mad lovely colours on the wall with the moon going pink nd talking 2 the stars nd they said this happens if youbtook acid! I was thinking lole looks quite nice? Pass the fusfinf blunt my leed xDdff>>78177715Cheers 2 that
fucking shite at project zomboid, even when i give myself 50 extra perk points i still get fucking eaten
*smoke le debil lettuce**take karaoke mic*This my tune Let it playI so high de ladsCount me in 1 2 3BUFFALO SOLDIERDREADED LIKE A NIGGERIN DE HEART OF AMERICAFIGHTING OTHER NIGGERS WHEN I ANALYSE STENCH2 ME IT MAKE A LOT OF SENSE HOW THE DREADLOCK NIGGERWAS DE BUFFALO SOLDIER *whole room silent then erupt in applause nd ENCORE!!!!* lol wtf no I'm shy *blush* im just smoke de spliff xD wow didn't expect this folks thx ok go on then i take few selfies lole
It too hot. I'm sitting in a puddle of sweat. PS5 heat room too much. Melting.
>>78177924hearty chuckle at this for some reason
my ps5 and my 9 beautiful girlfriends are making my boxroom too hot
>>78177957Same but without the girlfriends unfortunately. It TOO hot. Hope we don't get 40 celsius like Eastern Europe.
gonna be a late one for me de liiiiiids. these video games aren't going to play themselves
>>78177998I have to be up at like 9am for them wacon wandwiches. It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it.
Went for a mental nightwalk all over the place, everything from late-night roadworks to hen dos on a Tuesday night. Got a McDonald's AND disappointed one of those weird 24 hour corner shops by being sober and buying a 65p chocolate bar instead of an elaborate vape kit (like the lad before me).For just a few hours there was no AI or incels or assassinations. Only meaningless exploration that will be forgotten by everyone involved. Just a fleeting fragment of life.
Bed time. V sweepy. Night night https://youtu.be/nwiuhp-hM18
>>78178040any fit tits from the hen do?
>>78178082Nighty nightingtons liddington. Have womfy dreams about Asian girl feets x
>>78178096Nah but two lasses had ducked into a doorway, had a quick look to make sure everything was all right (they'd have gone behind the bins if it was for a piss).Turns out one of them was adjusting her dress and getting her friend to help, saw me pass by and glance over, flopped her tits out right in front of me. Not in a flasher way, but so she could get her bra back on straight then her friend shimmied her dress back up.Forgot about this but you jostled my memory. Most ordinary thing on a night out and someone's about to call me a liar, watch. (I also DID see a bloke piss in ANOTHER doorway because men don't have to bother with alleyways and bins.)
>>78178184Why are modern women so fucking disgusting pissing in peoples doorways
>>78178312I said that was a bloke anon and by doorways I mean the little alcoves leading into shops which yeah tbqf might be shit when they open up the next morning.Bins however, who gives a fuck. If some lasses on a night out drop their knickers and piss behind some bins, they're bins. There's already rubbish. It rains. There are drains. The world will not end.
Organzing them folders me.
>>78178351>The world will not end.No, but etiquette clearly is.
wish i could see a drunk girl pissing in the street desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jb_ORj5iMU
>>78178382whats in the folders
>>78178783Copies of THAT video.
>>78178458girl i was dating used to piss on me
Garn neck that wustlerz wurger then I'm off to beddingtons. All that organizing has worked up a wappetite.
>>78178874not fair lad, not fair*ties noose*
Back on that NNJ grind but for realz this time.It day 1.
Beddingtons calls. Alarmingtons set for 9am.5 hours kip is better than nowt.
might just make a nice cheese butty and stay up a bit longer
cheese butty has been made and consumed, staying up a bit longer is underway
gonna watch a bit of yootooob
Bout to go visit UK and spunk in slags all day producing a million sprog apus, backwards colonizing you lot
up nice and early, love early mornings i really do, something magical about that time of day if you had a good nights sleep, however if you come down from cocaine the early mornings made me want to kms, glad those days are behind me
Never will work me.
>>78179663mad isn't it. Literally less employable than down syndrome. Yet twats with functional and successful lives will get themselves diagnosed at 25 for no reason and then declare autism doesn't have to be a disability. The neurodiversity movement has done a number on autistics.
business idea: cull people with autism
>>78179746I am actual autist just an undiagnosed one. These normoids think they have it but they have friends and sex lives. I don't want to work anyway. I get no relationships by being a slave. Not working isn't healthy either but not as depressing.
>>78179774Imagine going around proudly telling everyone you're anorexic because sometime you feel like skipping breakfast. Normgroids have no shame. They would probably go insane if they were forced to live like a real autistic for a couple years
I wish girls would like me but I'm just nasty now.
Every time I think of working I get depressed. I can't do that shit all my life. I don't want to be stuck in the warehouse.
Oh, when I lift you up you feelLike a hundred times yourselfI wish everybody knewWhat's so great about youOh, but your love is such a swampYou don't think before you jumpAnd I said I wouldn't get sucked in, ahThis is the last timeOh, don't tell anyone I'm hereI got Tylenol and beerI was thinking that you'd call somebodyCloser to youOh, but your love is such a swampYou're the only thing I wantAnd I said I wouldn't cry about it, ahThis is the last timeThis is the last timeWe were so under the brineWe were so vacant and kindWe were so under the brineWe were so vacant
>My cousin has a friend who shows up sometimes to family dinner. Well the first time we met I made her laugh like crazy and she seemed to like me, she even hugged me before she left. Last night we had another family dinner and she showed up, at this point my dad,uncle and aunt told her she should date me if she likes good food because I can cook. I could tell she was embarrassed and so was my cousin. The conversation wouldn't end and it was so awkward and embarrassing. Even if I had a shot with her it was now ruined. My dad kept repeating if you like Pakistani food you should date my son he's PakistaniAbsolutely brutal. Bet she was white too.
>>78179828you also smell nasty because you still havent showered this year
>>78179844dont think about it then
Ruthmong should get a job working from home, this way he wouldnt have to leave his boxroom
>>78179977You hate women? What women? You don't even interact with any women.
>>78179884That's all depression lad. Why would I want to shower in this mindset?>>78180012There aren't really any entry level work from home jobs.
>>78180128maybe youre depressed because you smell bad
>>78180128You're going to be 40 soon. Thoughts?
>>78179761I like it but where is the profit coming from?
I only post top shelf gimmicks, you wont see drivel from me
New day shift thread lads >>78180360>>78180360>>78180360Come on nightlids time to go to bed. The day shift lads have a busy day ahead of them.>>78180360>>78180360>>78180360
>>78180146Not at all. I don't smell anything.>>78180192That's over 5 years away. It's too late to enjoy life now. In the words of wops you're ancient past 32.
Come on lads pack it up, you've put in a good shift through the night, time to go home to your wives an girlfriends. See you tomorrow night x
