>tfw ghosted by a girl because "i sound too much like an anime character" i should just end it all right now desu
Or find a girl who likes anime characters and become as irresistible as the smell of a 12 hour slowcooked pot of meat wafting in the summer breeze when you step outside and haven't eaten anything all day and the smell is so delicious that it makes you go straight back inside because it would be unbearable to be outside with how fucking good it smells out there god damn I don't know who was cooking that but I sure as well wish I could have gotten a plate fuuuuuuck it smelled like it had been cooking allllll day. And then she'll probably like you in inverse proportion to how easily the first girl ghosted. Especially if you get her a plate of that fooooooood.
>>78193951Bro how hungry are you
>>78193951holy kek, i dunno what i just read but i like the energy
>>78193968I am a professional. Do not worry.
>>78193925post vocaroo of you saying something animey
>>78194009https://voca.ro/15Fq3U1sgXoh
>>78194060DUDE WHAT THE FUCK LMAOis that actually your normal voice? youre not trying to make it sound this way?you 100% sound lke youre trying to voice an anime characterapply for a voice actor job mate PLEASE youre a natural
>>78193925Sounds like she's just fucking retarded desu
>>78193925lol i got ghosted by a woman with 4 kids my life is worse than yours.
>>78194129that's just what i've always sounded like!! no girl could ever take me seriously though. but maybe if i were a voice actor, i could snag myself a fujo who's really into one of my characters so you know what, not a bad solution all things considered
>>78194148definitely the weirdest reason i ever got ghosted for so far. who knows what the future will bring?>>78194161>a woman with 4 kids what the fug, tell the full story right now
>>78194060yeah you have the inflection of an anime character but at least you'd be a good voice actor
>>78194218i'll definitely consider it if i ever manage to fully get rid of my eastern euro accent (it doesn't come out all the time, but it's still there)
>>78194060Stop lying no one ghosted you over your voice, you sound cute and you're fully aware of it.Now send vocaroo of you moaning
>>78194304>Stop lying no one ghosted you over your voicei wish i was lying kek it made me really self-conscious when it happened >Now send vocaroo of you moaningnoo!! that's for my future gf's ears only
>>78194182>what the fug, tell the full story right nowim a desperate loser the end
>>78194522i was more so wondering why she ghosted you. a woman with 4 kids shouldn't be *that* picky
>>78194353I can guarantee that your future gf will not appreciate your voice as much as I do.At least one more of you just talking?
>>78194716https://voca.ro/1gxbaKUfb2sO
>>78194794I could literally listen to you talk for hours so I don't know if I believe that you ever got ghosted because of your voice.Give contact so I can get more voice messages?
>>78194868okayy if you really want to it's gaogaiking
>>78193925Sorry you learned english through anime sub.
>>78194960honestly? that might be the root cause of all this. my brain just thinks that's the right way to speak because it absorbed thousands of hours of anime when i was but a mere fledgling
>>78193925Do an impression of the blue hari guy from shonaan bombers
>>78195282>shonaan bombersholy shit, good taste!! that's one of my favorite OVAs. i'll give you my delinquent impression for that https://voca.ro/12UR1uLQ6IhA
>>78194060You sound like a cool guy, anon. Usually whenever I hear fuckers online who sound like anime characters it's clear they're trying super hard and going way over the top and it's fucking cringe. Yours doesn't sound like you're trying TOO hard, but still trying. At least you just sound like one of the supportive bro side characters and not one of the way too enthusiastic main characters that make me wanna blow my brains out. You should work on learning how to speak normally though. You'd actually have a nice voice if you didn't sound like you were trying to land an anime role.
>>78196080thank you for the kind words! i feel a lot better now, and yeah, i'm still trying to learn to sound like a normal person. i just need to keep practicing and talking to myself a lot i think >At least you just sound like one of the supportive bro side charactersi'm not even kidding, a close friend of mine told me the exact same thing when he first heard my voice. i guess it's because i watched too many delinquent shows. we're kinda like Onizuka and Ryuji
>>78194060its okay bro dismiss the wenches we love you <3
>>78197119love you too bromeo
>>78194060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRzp6ImTWgI
>>78194060You do sound like a voice over for a cartoon. You should be a voice actor. Is English your first language?
>>78198234HOLY FUG........>>78198269english isn't my first language, but i did learn it mostly through watching cartoons. i'm eastern european
>>78194170You sound like a fusion between an anime girl and a fat nerd, so I don't think you'll get bitches with your voice.
>>78198752damn, should i just pretend to be mute when i'm out on a date?
>>78198785sorry i meant to say anime character, not anime girl. idk maybe your voice will change if you lose some weight (possible) or lose some autism (impossible). your voice isnt that bad though
>>78198814i'm not fat at all though, quite the opposite!! not much i can do about the autism thing though, yeahh. appreciate the input regardless
>>78194060Her loss. Your voice sounds cool.
>>78199323date him then.no balls.
>>78199351I'm a guy. That ain't gonna happen.
>>78199571OKAY WELL THEN THATS COOL TOO
>>78199323thank you!! i really appreciate it!! desu
>>78193925A girl just ghosted me because I agreed with her. Never agree with women or they'll see you as a weak Yes man.
