32 years old virgin today, how should i celebrate?
>>78204563lmao who deleted my comment? This is hideous
>>78204563Go break some bucks, OP.
seriously impressively disgusting body has to be one of the worst male bodys ive ever seen
>>78204625average male looks like this
>>78204563Remember that you can look like this and still get laid as long as you're rich and confident
>>78204563Cast flame spells ddduuuuude
>>78204630Holy shit, post body. I want to see op's twin>>78204637eh idk. Even that shit has its limits. But then again maybe I'm giving whores too much credit
>>78204563holy shit a squatch
take DNP and get gyno surgery you fat nigger
>>78205001what is DNP?
>>782050712-4 dinitrophenol aka the most effective fat burner in the world 100x more powerful than ozempic with no side effects, just take 250mg a day for 6 months and youll have a 6 pack. https://nutraburn.ws happy birthday nggr
>>78205096this will kill OP
cut your dick off to celebrate
>>78205161hopefully oregano origami
>>78204563this is some next level ugly bastard tier shitShave and start fasting
>>78204563>How should I celebrateGo see a prostitute man. Why do you do this to yourself??? Treat yourself for your birthday. Go book a nice escort or get your dick sucked by some crackwhore who cares bro.
>>78204563How do moids end up like this?
>>78205096uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... idk about that bro
>this abomination has a foreskin and i dont fuck this gay country
>>78206495you only care about the foreskin meme because jealous yuropoors have shilled it for years
>>78204563go jogging and when you're tired stop at a pub and have a pint (unless you're alcoholic, in which case get cake and tea)you are what you are, just do something to generally improve your health and help you relax without any serious self-harmI don't want to say "forget about all your troubles", just view the world differently, normies are stupid, society is fucked, western civilization is decaying, you know that since you are some kind of minority, it is actually a relief to accept this, so what if you are not a chad millionaire nutting in supermodels, chad isn't an immortal being experiencing the pleasure of a million hits of heroin a second either, and that being does not know the pleasure of a trillion hits a second, you can go on longer that forever...no, do something for yourself today, literally and unironically, touch grass, getting your shoes on is boring but once you get started you will want to mill around for half an hour
you kind of look like my dad, and he managed to marry my megahot stacy mom. just be rich anon
>>78206649Your dad turned into a blob after marriage
>>78206670he already looked like this before they got married. well, he hadnt lost weight yet so he didnt have as much saggy skin. but he didnt look better.
>>78204563Hit the gym. Why the fuck do you have a boner?
>>78206547Cope. You can bitch and moan all you want but its cope and we all know it. Plus why the fuck would we be jealous of not having being mutilated against our will the day we were born? Suuuuuper weird flex bro.
>>78204563Fembots dream of getting raped by an ugly bastard like you. Go capitalize on the fact.
>>78204563i want to see someone with this exact body pin a woman to the ground against her will. Immobilize her with the weight of all that fat and that hairy chest up against her face. Overwhelming smell of rancid sweat and balls, weeks of dick cheese and a dumb fat mouth breather face loudly huffing with exertion and arousal while she hopelessly struggles to get loose
>>78206547The body can be fixed. I'd trade my healthy blonde hair and blue eyed body for OP's if I get the foreskin.
>>78204563god i wanna suck you off so bad fucckk
>>78204563You are disgusting in such a unique way that it only impresses me. It might be because I'm an ugly bastard enjoyer.
>>78204563I'm ahead of you. I have the same birthday as Elliot Rodger. Going to be 33 soon, and of course still a virgin. I'm taking the rape pill. I'm tired of this broken society, women and their bullshit games, and living this meaningless, unfulfilling existence. I look forward to the collapse.
>>78207699>. I'm taking the rape pill.explain? what is the rape pill
>>78204563youre hairy and have a foreskin. be thankful. if you didnt have body hair you would look fatter
>>78204563I would order a pizza and play some vidya all alone. I am going to be a wizard in 1.5 years and plan on doing that on my 30th birthday.
>>78204563Dude looks like a stack of burnt pancakes
>>78206717you can barely reply without rambling, stay mad
>>78207097Just steal someone else's foreskin and graft it to yourself
