keep dreaming editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B83jdOH0Q1c
Cap off a good night I've lost me fucking bank card Fuck off
Ave found me bank card don't care damage is done fuming me x
Got invited to the pub last night by a few lads I work with. Didn't go though. Don't think I have it in me to make any friends at this point.
Wish I were enjoying the start of a warm weekend with a lass.
>>78214852>>78214906qrd on the last few hours?
>>78214852>>78214906Fucking howling the fact you mad maxxed post on Facey.
>>78214931Have you called the National Careers Service yet?
>>78214947I have other issues I would need to address first. I don't think working is going to improve my life to be honest. I'd just be more miserable in a deadend job than being unemployed.
>>78214967>I have other issues I would need to address firstlike buying shoes? lmao
MR NORTON REALLY HATES BIG SHOES
>>78214967What would improve your life?
>>78215009Lmao based welper
You just know she reads her smut when she's ovulating.
>>78214975That's easy. How am I going to get a job with all these immigrants taking the warehouse jobs? I haven't worked for a very long time.
>>78215010More money and better genetics.
online drama for sad acts and girls
Will not be paying child support today despite getting a letter from the solicitors saying they're gonna take me to court if I don't. Fuck them. I've got nothing to lose, I'll drag it out for years in the fucking courts. Bring it on, back a man into a corner and see what happens.
>>78215027Are you aware other jobs exist? Why are you so obsessed with working in a warehouse
>go to jobcentre for bennies appointment>they want my phone number>tell them I don't have a phone number>lady says "really? everyone your age has at least one smartphone.">tell her people got on fine without one before 2007, why should I feel obligated to get one>she says it's really going to be difficult to reach you without a phone number and you're going to have to get one soon>tell her where in the agreement does it say I require a phone and number>she then says "you can't find work without one these days"Not my problem. If it's not in the agreement, then it's not your business. All I need is a valid home address. You don't even need to give them your CV. All you have to do is write down jobs you applied for. Everything else is not their business. I will be recording my interviews because once she said "how are you going to afford alcohol if we sanction you" even though I don't drink.
Ever since those nasty comments a female Jobcentre staff made about me, I've become very hostile to the female. Notice they don't say shit like this now I'm older.
Failed MOT because my boot wont open. Sounds fake as fuck to me but whatever. Now i have to find some garage to fix it and go back to the other garage to do the MOT. I should be in bed right now ffs
>>78215108they dont say shit to you anymore because you havent left your boxroom in years
>>78215091What other jobs? Those all require meme degrees now. Anything comfy is snapped up by females and attractive men.
filming fun tiktoks while ruthmong shifts heavy boxes in a 30C windowless amazon warehouse
>>78215118Don't worry lad. I'll be in there filming those tyrants like those youtube guys.https://youtu.be/hpwLfHBAJDw
>>78215119Train driver for example
>>78215119Degrees are useless lad. No job requires them besides some big wig shite
>>78215130saying "little cock and a buzzcut" would get me sacked
>>78215093Disgusting entitled managerial wankers. I hate how the average fucking cretin can't even conceptualise a world that differs from their preprogrammed view of it. No phone? ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE!
>>78215133High demand and years of training. I wouldn't be good at route learning.
>>78215133I don't think you realise just how unattainable that job is, lad. It's almost entirely controlled by union nepotism or intra-union ethnic nepotism.
>>78215130People get paid to do stupid shit like this
>>78215143I've seriously never felt the need to have a smartphone. I don't want one. I use my laptop for the internet, not a spying phone and an expensive contract. Smartphones have fucked up society.
The sad reality is that there is no relatively easy, comfy, straightforward career track that gives you a comfortable living anymore.There used to be, in fact that was pretty much the default more a long time. But today thanks to degree inflation (also proliferation of ultra specific degrees needed for jobs that didn't previously require them), mass immigration, stagnation of the economy/productivity and lack of capital investment, the banning of IQ tests and de-diversification of the economy, this has been lost for the majority of people.
Ruthmong never fails to make me chuckle, love that retard
>>78215172actually its never been easier my lad
Might start up a Patreon. Don't know what to offer though
Auditors should go audit gyms. Just stand outside and film people exercising. Might be a good way to get the police to turn up.
seasideMARK seagull are doing alright there de ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7KSAKNArE
>>78215130It's not right. Women do not want to do actual work. Why should I?
genuinely curious what ruthmong's life will be like in 10-20 years
>>78215185It's never been easier if you are not white, a tranny or a female. White men need to revolt against LGBT.
>>78215206I may be dead by then or on the streets.
>>78215070be quiet auditmong
>>78215208white males still have it the easiest by far
Fucking pisstake this market.
>>78215225if you're middle class maybe. Only 16% of poor whites go to university (compared to 60% national average)
>>78215185Please do enlighten me then mate.
Lie of yer CV lads. Best thing you can do to get ahead.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-47227157>it's never been easier to be a white male bro
People brush their teeth / rinse their mouth out and shower with pigeon shit, stale asbestos tank water. Mental how most British homes are like this.
>>78215253>tfw it's too late to go to university now and have to work at the warehouse until I die
what i noticed is a lot of autist walk on their toes
In that beddingtons now. Been mad max posting on me socials. I stay in beddington now x
>>78215305youre a menace
>>78215154>>78215200you know they work for some skin or make up company right? Their boss was the first chick. Still though that video is fuckin awful
Women get to make money on onlyfans and youtube quite easily. Even ugly fat whores are making good money on onlyfans. Old grannies too. It's fucking grim.
cant go in to the countryside anymore without finding piles of rubbish everywherehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy08p3dxmx9ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXqI8spUtl4
Ruthmong belongs in a locked-ward psychiatry without internet access
My job? I'm a 'bull' as its known in colloquial English. Or a 'Birthrate Operative' to give it the formal title on indeed.My job is to impregnate women and tackle the nation's ever declining birthrate. I'm a civil servant if you will. My job is subsidised by the state. Some have the audacity to call me a 'dosser' or 'layabout' and Jeremy Kyle once told me to 'put something on the end of it', despite the fact I've contributed more to GDP than he ever has.I'm a key worker, doing one of the essential services the country couldn't do without
>>78215318This one's even worse. Life is just fun and games for women. If only men stopped chasing them and giving them money. If only men stopped doing shit jobs.
>>78215338her asshole must taste amazing
Immigrants should fuck off. Britain is full.
most people working in HHL's care home are probably migrants
>>78215356I bet she doesn't even know how to build a kernel. Probably doesn't even know how to use GNU/Linux. Only knows tech at surface level - using Windows, posting to the companies social media pages, sending a few emails.
>>78215329mad what happens when you cram 80 million people into a tiny island
^not going to reply to take shit gimmick, pal
Some people evade train fares because they want to save money. They calculate the risk of a fine is worth the saving they'll make on the journey.Me? I evade train fares even when it's a business expense that can be fully reimbursed. I'm not saving a penny by evading the fare but I still do it anyway
>>78215379It's usually immigrants that disrespect the British land. They breed like rabbits too.
>>78215130find it funny how much anger this video has caused
Legally you don't have to walk through these but so many NPCs do.
>>78215377she's a macfag
Proper humid today
SSM will never work.
>>78215471How tall do you think SSM is? He looks pretty short there
>>78215480SSM is about 5'5 I'd say
>>78215478SSM has done more work than the majority of /britfeel/ has
He turn yellow. It not right!
Sean is like 5'2
getting dominos and fosters today. cheers!
>>78215527Me? Pho bo
I aim to complete unit 4 of 6 today in 'Greek to GCSE part 1'
>>78215478If he never had fish odour syndrome he would have worked all his life.
G4S fat bastard thinks he can have him arrested for tresspassing. You can't be arrested for trespass as it is civil law.https://youtu.be/RUArV_INh84
Wonder how tall Ruthmong is
I wonder how many different penises entered Ruth's tuppence during the 23/24 academic year
>>78215549Now we got fucking slavs stealing our homes. They trying to help him get housing. Pisstake.
SSM has retired
>>78215566over 100, most of them blackthis the answer you presumably wanted to hear, now clap like a seal and laugh
>>78215561He doesnt want to be profiled
>>78215577If SSM could handle that boat I'm sure he could handle the lively Alderney Alderney ferry
Fat security mong says he take that phone off him. Erm mo fat man. That would be theft. They really do hire some absolute idiots this G4S.
>>78215549get a proper job you frauditor scum
wonder how brown shippy's sprog is
I make little to no contribution to the treasury.
>>78215587Surprisingly light skinned
shippy is a virgin
His life revolves around a /britfeel/ personality
His life revolves around reading posts about a /britfeel/ personality
What time does the Shippy vs Abroathy war start?
He could be doing anything with his life right now. Instead he's posting drivel in 3rd person
>>78215623The wars over lad. (Abroathy won)
>>78215623Not for me today. I'll be focusing on going through my Greek textbook
Wonder if I can get him riled up again
Wonder how yellow BritNormie's half Thai sprog is
Imagine living in Bangladesh
Seriously concerned about BritNormie's financial position. The advertising work has really been drying up lately. Some speculate AI might have taken the bulk of his work
He's off. I'll pop back later to read all his drivel
>>78215663I won't be here from 12 to 8
>>78215566>>78215580Don't be rude or inappropriate about her. She's a sweet lass like Laura.
BN made millions with bitcoin
BN only made modest cryptocurrency investments and is still in '6 figures hell' as they say on /biz/
Ruthmong should learn to play an instrument
>>78215676Out of all your asmr baes, I think Laura is the cutest. GF material.
BN has made many investments in his life. S&P500 ETFs, REITs, cryptocurrencies. The best investment he ever made though was his time, in /britfeel/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJHyZGBArwM
financially speaking is BN my idol
LauraRuthLaurelEmilyPoundland lass
>>78215766My financial position is actually a lot better than BNs but I don't like to rub his nose in it so I very rarely mention it
>>78215800>My financial position is actually a lot better than BNsProof?
Ruthmong stinks
>>78215732I'm not very creative unfortunately. Playing instruments does not get you a girlfriend. That's a myth.>>78215734Yeah she is a beauty and dresses quite well. I expect you'd have to do a lot to keep a girl like her. She definitely doesn't like staying in on the weekends so you'd need to be careermaxx and have good genetics.
>>78215894im a NEET and had GFs that were hotter than her
>>78215771I think Polish lass would be high in the list. She's got the best skin.
>>78215959absolute goblin desu de lad
woglet sprog
>>78215891Yeah this weather I am noticing a bit of BO. Can wash under the arms though and not shower.>>78215905I really doubt you and you aren't posting any proof.
>>78215980Shower would be more effective though
>>78215959Sorry lad but she doesn't make the list. I don't see the appeal.
I'M ON A FUCKING MAD ONE.>be me just not dreaming>mum and sister set me up with this lass who's in a wheelchair>we have a very awkward date chaperoned by both parents>we hit it off she into film>we start texting and exchanging photos, she send me nudes and it lush>she send me her dvd collection which is bigger than mine>we arrange another date at local arthouse cinema>wake upNow what am I supposed to fucking do? Tug my rancid todger to some degenerate porn and move on? Why do these realistic dreams tease me so? IT NOT RIGHT.
>>78216018>who's in a wheelchairNot for me that. Could never date a cripple lass.
>>78216033Aye it was a bit weird had to help her into the car. Not sure why my parents were with us either, probably because I'm a spacker.
Ruthmong are your parents aware that you havent showered in months?
Wonder what Abroathy is up to today
>>78216086Probably playing Dark Souls in his squalid flat
SeasideLORD progressing steadily. He win several tournaments with the Whistle Posse and his Seaside Army has grown to the better number of about 80 ravers wishing it were like in the 90's.We bringing the nineties back. We cleansing the twolls. We RSPB Members.He recently get a camel, he in touch with his SeasideSULTAN past. He tempted by the ways of the Arabs. It not right.
>>78215980not like you ever post proof of anything auditmong
It a massacre. He riding on Al-Benji the camel. He sit higher than a horse, he got that long shaft, he give the SeasideSPEAR to people who mock hidden disability. Last thing they smell is the fishy/shitty stench as the majority of their blood runs out onto the beaches and the benches.
>p-post the proof!
How did you end up getting the job you have now?
Seaside Army has long patrolled Dorset, it kept the beaches, the benches and the pub gardens safe. He fight for the birds, the beers, the brekkies. He would have worked all his life in the fields but they kick him out. We head to town for a nice Monsoons and to check the shops.
>>78215963She looks good to me. I don't mind her crooked nose and teeth. It adds to her charm. Anyway you wouldn't be in her league.
>>78215771Fucking brain dead bints who think tapping on a microphone and whispering is some kind of skillEVEN WORSE is mongs think its good and harp on about this shit endlessly >>78215963This lad understands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJ3qWwy8lw
>>78216134anybody can make these claims without proof
>>78216165>Anyway you wouldn't be in her leaguethats right, im above her league
>>78216138I don't work. It may be for you but it not for me.
might pump out a few new gimmicks later
>>78215999Takes too long.>>78216010Well at least Scottish lass does look more her age and has some muscle tone. Nothing wrong with skinny girls though.
>>7821624430 is the new 23.
ruthmong is simply too busy to take a shower, he as too much going on in his life
>all jobs now REQUIRE a car and driving license FUCK OFF
>>78216255Nah 50 is the new 30
>>78216275surely not ALL jobs?
Lauren would never date a stinky man. She prefers her men 4x cleaner.
Tempted to wank but its too hot
Bacon bacon mutty times de lads
SSM takes daily showers because he has TMAU
>>78216275More than 50 million NPCS in the UK can drive but its too hard for such a smart lad like you
>>78216229I don't think she would think so. You would have a long way to go to be her ideal man. She knows she is too good for most men.>>78216255She'll look better at 30. Probably only look 23 still.>>78216270Too much stress and depression...yeah.
Timothy James Byrne can drive
>>78216328Can't believe someone removed his Wikipedia TMAU reference. They trying to cancel him. Not right!
>>78216275You actually need one person to verify your identity for a driving licence too. If you don't know anyone outside your family, you aren't driving. Not as crazy as getting a passport countersigned, though.
And I mean lush get in there
175k subscribers this blonde white girl. Is it because she is talented at asmr?
It's a Jenny. J E N N Y
>>78216362link her channel and I will tell you
>>78216303>showeringasmr really has become sexual hasn't it?
>We are not rapists. We are young boys that like a bit of fun.
>>78216336>stresslmao you have the comfiest life of anybody here, parents letting you live rent free with no bills or worries, waking up whenever and doing whatever you want all day
>>78216379She is going to be bigger than her in a few years. https://youtu.be/WX0lgfkaB48
What's an easy part time job to do? Preferably from home?
Lauren ASMR needs to show her feet more, just saying.
>>78216396I know but I am not happy, depressed and don't enjoy my life. I have it worse. No one would trade it all to be like this.
I'm telling you lads, Patreon is the way to go. Even if you get 200 a week that's decent enough for rent
>>78216413camwhore for gross old men
>>78216420She'll be getting them out and much more when she turns to onlyfans eventually. Guarantee it.
>>78216411I know it's meant to be 'mouth noises' but it's not nice to listen to. Sounds like she is eating these
>>78216435Only females can get free money on the internet.
SSM could make an onlyfans and rake it in but that would count as having a job.
>>78216445Haven't seen those in years. All the good sweets have been replaced with utter crap.
the mandem enjoying the countrysideyou love to see it. Too long has the fresh air and greenery been the preserve of the white man. Lovely to see some black chaps out there chopping down trees and such.
>>78216461Gay men love SSM's big bloated belly. They love watching him eating junk food too
>>78216413Full time NEET on PIP is easier.
Blonde white Norwegian girls love black guys.
>>78216486He like men and women
Any lads here read? Just picked up a Kindle and put a fuck load of ebooks on it.Currently reading Blood Meridian for the first time. Good so far. Amazing prose
>>78216499He not into vanilla sex. It not for him
Brown sprog/child support update??
Why work and not afford a house when you can get on disability and get your own flat like SSM?
>>78216498Dark haired black Zimbabwean girls love English guys
No reason not to live in Dorset if you're not working.
>>78216508I'm a reader lad, first time Blood Meridian is gonna be a real treat. Enjoy it!
>>78216508I don't have the attention span to read thousands of words.
>>78216516his tiny flat is depressing af though
>>78216514I just sent my baba mama another 20 quid so she can get some chicken wings
>>78216521Racism not allowed outside of /b/, lad. Calm down.
>>78216519>Dark haired black Zimbabwean girls love English guysProof? I'll wait
>>78216533He had such a nice bungalow, mad he swapped with that just to be closer to the sea.
>>78216533Rather have a tiny flat than deal with maintaining a garden.
>>78216543I thought he was evicted for starting a fire that killed baby Tristan
>>78216555Tristan died in Nottingham that's why he had to flee
>>78216540I'll wait until he's provided proof of blonde Norwegian girls loving black guys
>>78216540Have you heard of zimlad, lad?
>>78216540Heard of Shipanon?
>l can smell FlSH on this train
>>78216564Was that in his first flat (where he told his neighbor he would start a fire if he continued with his noise)
>>78216244"Women age like milk.""Men age like a fine wine."
>>78216568The lad with the white gf and her black kid he now takes care of? yeah
No proof then. Got it
Seething balding sprogless tranny
>>78216614>baldingyou're just making things up now
I'd love a normie life and young love but it's too late now.
>>78216614And he wears glasses
>>78216486One of the unspoken things about his channel is how much of it is for his fetish audience. It wouldn't surprise me if it's where he gets his money from
>>78216627Same as Shipanon
>>78216486There's a reason his KFC videos are so popular.
>>78216614Jesus Shippy you just can't let it go can you?
Poor shippy has gotten himself all riled up again
>>78216643>There's a reason his KFC videos are so popularWhy is that then?
>>78216620>it's too late nowits not
Are Arbroathy really upset Greg
Are you better than driving a van?
Alright there youtubers, just had a shit. Let's see if there are any golden nuggets in there.
>>78216663Shippy even apologised last night too. Something must have upset him since
>>78216666Shippy certainly isn't
SSM and Helen on OnlyFans? Yes I would subscribe.
Shippy is working til 8 today.
>>78216680No one knows what Helen looks like. She could be a right munter
>>78216666i love driving cars in general, atm i drive around spackers for a living but it doesnt matter, id drive around anybody and everything
Concerned about this lads mental health
He could do solo feeding videos for the gay lads and Helen content for straights. He got something for everyone. It's free money
>>78216484Immigrants destroying this country.
>>78216691My mental health is fine lad.
>>78216683How much will he earn?
Didn't realise things were that quiet in the advertising industry at the moment
Shippy doing overtime to support his brown sprog.
Shippy's employer would pay him less if they could, but they cant because hes already on minimum wage.
>>78216703He'll have made 91 quid today
Black man called Thomas Johnson from the Bronx awarded a major 6 figure advertising contract. Not because he's the best, but because of DEI, the company needs to improve their ESG scoreNo white creatives need apply
Minimum wage? Not for me if it doesn't afford me a place to live, pay bills and have some disposable income. I'll just keep draining this country by claiming disability. That's my right as a British man if they want all these immigrants to take the jobs.
>>78216484We wuz bigfoot
Sprogged wagieThe worst of both worlds
Immigrants took all the cheap flats. Asylum seekers get comfy hotels. Not right.
Shippy dresses like a jehovah's witness.
Shippy looks like a short version of Big Keith from the Office.
Shippy is not only balding but now going grey.
Working not for me. It might be for you. But it's not for me.
>>78216744how is being sprogged the worse of two options here?Wagie/NEET is debateable, but how is sprogged worse?
>>78216762Shippy will never attract a wife now
>>78216745Premier inn is refugee central. Not right
>>78216770Shippy doesn't want a wife. He is happy with his baby mama and brown sprog he rarely sees.
Why can't Shippy see his sprog again
Infertile sprogless tranny
Has Mark said what he's getting up to today?
>>78216790He deleted his morning uploaf.
Come on, this has been going on 3 days now. Are you really going to dedicate the rest of your life to spamming drivel at an unprecedented rate?
Van driver has imaginary brown child
ckin ell Gotten up me have i notDreamt of [redacted] again too
>>78216800>Are you really going to dedicate the rest of your life to spamming drivel at an unprecedented rateBetter than being bored, lonely and depressed.
This has to be AI. It can't actually be a real person behind a keyboard posting all this shite
>oh she looks like a cute cam girl let me check her out>"1,000 TOKENS AND I'LL SQUIRT IN A CUP AND DRINK IT">*close*grim
>>78216798I missed it. What did he say? Anything interesting?
This has to be AI. It can't actually be a real person behind a screen reading all this shite
2 pints in not touched sides get in there de leeeeeed
Glasgow telephone exchange is struggling to cope with all this drivel being pumped through it
Fink i'll be 'avin some spaffbol later on
He not drinking SaturdayHe drinking SundayHe get a bag of beer and fuck off to Swanage
>>78216829Seagull de ladBacon bacon buppy timesArse shit ribs
>>78216854Hopefully RiffRatz has clipped this
Jarvis has been spiking cannabis with LSD for a laugh
>>78216851Better than getting a bag of wokey
>>78216871mark really used to do coke?
Seagull de ladRobin de ladMagpie de lad
Really not a fan of summer, me
>>78216876Yeah. HHL tried wokey after seeing SSM doing it
Need a SSM HIS LIVE
Are Steven is trying new thingsAre you trying new things over the weekend de lads?Me? I'm nothttps://youtu.be/5bdBkh1u52U
>>78216876He was winding up the twolls.
>>78216876Baking powder innit
>>78216939His beard grows quickly doesn't it
favourite film lads? it's trainspotting for me
>>78216948Is it very relatable? A squalid run down flat in the central belt of Scotland
>>78216948Miami Vice desu, excellent film
>>78216880Magpies are notorious dickheads ladThey will kill and eat other birds and their young just for a laughWork outdoors and at least 2 times a month im greeted with some fucking horror show of a pigeon missing its head and most of its guts NOT a womfy sight at 7am tbqh lad
Fresh Fat Andy erehttps://youtu.be/ufuyfzhNlAY
>>78216960Very Arbroathian
This really upset the twolls
>>78216948SSM's favourite film is Scarface.
BigMagpie
>>78216968>work outdoorsWell there's the problem lad. Get a real job instead.
>>78216972Enjoying that spastic mong boy you posted yesterday.
>>78216977seething sprogged wagie
1st class degree in engineeringSetting out tower cranes level and lineAlpha maledegassed beermoaty
>be me>a magpie>see the same old spastic manlet mong on the construction site with his velcro shoes and hard hat>lmao what a fucking loser>kill birds and leave their corpses for him to find>kek to myself as he seethes about it and cries
>>78216985>being stuck in some office all day having to deal with everyones shitno thanks lad
>>78217003Spat a vape cloud out at this
Life is objectively better when you:>are employed in a decent job>have a loving, committed and sexually active relationship with a nice woman>have childrenAnyone arguing to the contrary is just coping. Simple as.
hayfever is going fucking mental today fucks sake
Karl had a pet magpie called Maggie that pecked his grifter bike tyres
He tried simmer eats for a weekI check their website and the meals are over 5 quid eachJust more ripoff slop from nonce islandhttps://youtu.be/ODWpFOT_rGI>>78216991Are Brian is a national treasure. Have you seen his prank videos?
Just in fucking tears. It has been for almost 400 years that the Princes of the Kingdom look after the royal menagerie of frens at the palaces. King Charles has nixed that in one fell swoop and all those Royal Frogs are in disarray. It not right how they get discarded. SPACCA is going to be furious.
>>78217009I wfh lad so I don't get any of that shite. But do you know what I did back in the day when someone did start talking shit about others in the office? I would ignore them and when they paused waiting for me to reply I'd say something like "yeah I know that's crazy" and then get back to pretending to work.Also nobody left bird carcasses on my desk.
Castrated spineless infertile man
>>78217023QRD on Brian?
ooofff, not feeling very good todaymy withered testicles have got shooting pains in themstarting to think it wasn't such a good idea to have ordered DIY hormone therapy from India so I could mutilate my body on the cheapx
>>78217041i hope you never get to see your daughter
His YT lolcows make him feel better about himself
gonna take my name off for a bit to reply to people I don't like them add it back on to post unfunny shitenobody will be the wiserx
>>78217031generally its just a tail and a spine, they usually pick them clean but this one had all sorts of guts and shit hanging out Id put up with bird carcasses all day over bullshit office politics tbqh lad
more than one anon dislikes you shippy
Wagies will tell you this meal that cost 5 pound 50 from simmer eats is worth it because it's convenient and allows them to give more of their time to bossman>>78217047I get my hrt from the NHSThe lupron injections cost 220 quid each
The Woyal Apus served up the Langoustine Wizza for centuries. Where will they go now that Frogmore has no steward?
I have accepted that I will never be a woman and I will be detransitioning in due coursehoping to close this embarrassing chapter of my life for goodx
>>78217014Yeah, thats undeniable. I only have 2 of the 3 (1st and 3rd)
>>78217014having children is immoral bro
78217068Looks like a greasy heap of shit. You got enough cheese, fatboy?
nerve has been touched lol
>>78217078>having chiIdren is immoral
Shippy will never see his daughter.
>>78217093How often do you see your daughter?
>>78217093Shippy's main priority is attacking his enemies in /britfeel/
>>78217014NUH UH WHAT ABOUT OVERPRICED SHITTY VIDYA, GENERIC BORING MOE ANIME, SUGARY AUTISM-CAUSING DRINKS AND THYROID-FUCKING GOYSLOP?!?!I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY NEET LIFE I AM NOT BORED LONELY AND DEPRESSEDSTOP TALKING LIKE MY STUPID BITCH CUNT MUM!!!!!DELETE THIS FUCKING POST!!!
>>78217098Daily. You?
I doubt Arbroathy even has a bf
Wonder what Shippy's daughter looks like
>'At the end of June last year, a statement by a Sussex spokesperson confirming the eviction read: "We can confirm the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been requested to vacate their residence at Frogmore Cottage." In response to being kicked out of the property, Harry is said to have responded to his father with eight words: "Don't you want to see those grand-frens anymore?" Speaking on GB News back in January, host Patrick Christys and royal expert Kinsey Schofield discussed how the couple could use their Noble Apustajas to ease tensions with the Royal Family.'
>>78217112you don't have a daughter, you have a son, unless something has changed
>>78217122>Wonder what Shippy's daughter looks likeBrown
You know what would make this thread better?Endlessly spamming a stupid frog AI gimmick that is boring, unfunny, uninteresting and never gets any replies.
>>78217130You know there are more than 2 posters in /britfeel/ right?
Would put money on Arbroathy being dead by his own hand before the end of the year, as is often the case with his kind
>>78217139why stay if you hate the posts made here?
>>78217127why is harry complaining about this. why is he so entitled to this shidd when he isnt a working royalwhy does he fink royal family entitled anythinglittle bastard
>>78217139without the shit gimmick posting its just sad angry lads having a go at each other because there is fuck all to do
Would not be surprised if Arbroathy was very overweight, no pics is a sure sign of ugly/balding/fatty
janny hates soijaks being posted
I'm anti-royal from a right wing perspective, hate how it's all fucking goontwat progressive shitlibs who are anti-royals.
>>78217159You forgot to take her name off you thick cunt.
>>78217139we love wapu posting mateyou can fuck off
>>78217139Fuck off mate literally no one likes you.
I'm a fat balding twat with a beanhead
I'll be honest all the posts that are like hurr durr gimmicks bad or why you here if you hate the spam blah blah blah are total nonsense.I genuinely britfeel hilarious and I love coming here.
All this spam because someone pointed out your sprog is brown (which it is)
>>78217189alri big shippy lad, long time no see
Did people poke fun at Shippy's brown sprog before zimlad came along or did it take off after zimmy posted his kid?
>>78217198Shippy is 'punishing' the thread because a tranny upset him. SAD!
>He posts drivel for 16 hours a day on 4chan
>>78217217Yet your daughter is being cared for by another man.
shippy won't be here until 8pm
>He reads drivel for 16 hours a day on 4chan
Sad how Shippy ended up becoming the /britfeel/ jester
>>78217247He is the thread lolcow replacement since Poley rarely posts anymore.
Oh ofcourse it was pakis that came up with the simmer eats scam slopImagine my shockhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p6PHpHqi9bk
Do you agree with Doctor Who, lads? Is 'white mediocrity' celebrated and do black people have to be flawless to get anything?
We need poley back ASAP
>>78217264Never thought I would agree, but it's true.
>>78217264shippy outpoley in
Anyone got those cartoon pics of Poley where he gets progressively uglier like a Pokemon?They were legitimately the funniest things I've ever seen in this thread.
We need a new breed of personalities. The old ones have become stale and boring
Another genetic slop paki supporting their paki slop brothers scam business>neeeeeeew Britain!https://youtu.be/PEUSFMzIW1w
>>78217287Britfeel is pretty much dead. There won't be any new blood sadly
>>78217287You've become stale and boring
Arbroathy is the hot new sassy /britfeel/ personality
We need SSM posting here
>>78217297>neeeeeeew Britain!Ah I see, you're a Scrump and Eve fan. Makes sense I guess given the tranny shit.
>>78217314This. But it will never happen sadly
>>78217314SSM wouldn't be able to complete the CAPTCHAs
Surprising how few posters here have sprogs.
>full time position, two years experience asked for>central London, office working>salary range 17k-17kMight be one of the worst adverts I've ever seen. Not because it's the most egregious, but because it's so mundanely awful. Like this is just the norm and you shouldn't even be dismissive of how bad it is. State of this fucking country.
I'm not a man, unless I have a woman.
>>78217349>surprised>on the incel board of 4chan
>>78217384some posters have managed it...
>>78217391which posters have can you name them
Not a thing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into some of the better looking jungle-bunnies
I'm not a woman, unless I have a man.
>>78217404this is the 5th time I've seen you post this.Have you ever done it yourself?
Need a wofvefe, meYessir i do
>>78217401Well certainly not you, LOL!
>>78217428So you can't. Got it.
been off the booze for a few weeks nowdo the intense cravings ever stop?
>>78217413I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with it, you know?
>>78217434You could confirm that I'm right by saying "Yeah, you're right, I have sprog", which you do, right?
>>78217440Depends, how long were you on the drink before you decided to quit?
massive boner at work. don't know why i watched that video
>>78217448name these posters with sprogs
One day I will have a sprog and I will put the nay-sayers to shame
>>78217456You, you've got one, right?
>>78217449drank every day for about 2 years. some days only a couple beers, others 10 to 12ish pints
>>78217462And which poster am I?
>>78217456SmirnoffShippyZimlad
>>78217467Anonymous, you're here in /britfeel/ and you've got a sprog, right? Don't tell me you're sprogless
>>78217469Yes (RIP lad)NoNo
>>78217476Ok I'm Shipanon and I am sprogless. Happy now?
did smirnoffbro actually die or was the pressure of being a larger than life tripfag too much pressure for him?
>>78217487>I am sprogless
home from the pub and put a breaded chicken escalope in the oven, i will eat it then fall asleep, thanks bye
>>78217477Zimlad has literally posted pics of him and his sprog.
>>78217496That sprog belongs to his girlfriend and her ex. Learn your lore.
I wonder what causes someone not to want sprogs, furthermore, consider that a 'gigachad' attribute
BritNormie currently on the train to Thurso to wind up crossmong
Amazing how there's literally ethnic riots going in the same area of Leeds that had ethnic riots going on twenty years ago and the coverage in the news is barely noticeable, let alone insightful.
BritNormie will arrive in Thurso at 18:00, 7 minutes later than scheduled, after departing the 2nd leg of his journey in Inverness at 14:00
BritNormie is a proud customer of ScotRail
SSM lost media
we should organise a britfeel meetup. go for a pub crawl would be lush
BritNormie currently on the 'Far North Line' (Inverness to Wick). He just departed Culrain and his next stop if Invershin
is shutin still alive
Shout out to the good time crewAll across the islands
>>78217554Yeah, he posts in Discord, he's still doing well. got a gf and a nice job in London
>>78217563good, always liked that lad
Nobody loved spastics more than SCEA.
BritNormie has never been further north in Scotland than Elgin, until today
>>78217550I'd unironically be up for this. I think we tried a while ago but it never worked out, only the Shippy-Polet meet up went ahead iirc
/fish/i:op:no;boards:r9k
>>78217570Indeed, 'mong boys' he used to call them
he really is here all day everyday. grim
>>78217550Square Peg in Birmingham
BritNormie's train is the green one
>>78217583it's funny how much this image upsets shipblob
Nobody hated brown sprogs more than SCEA.
>>78217583Why is he wearing a tie?
I am really good at pool because I played it every day with the nurses when I was in a psych ward. About 6 monthsReckon I'm probably the best here
>>78217602Got to dress up nice to meet your fellow NEET incels shutin gimmick posters
so excited for my cheesey wizza later ladscorrrr get in there de lids
>>78217614to give poley something to hold onto during the physical act of love
>>78217623fats, carbs and salt, love it!
>>78217582Who is here all day everyday, and how would you know, are you here all day every day?
Quite shaken about the eponymous Ian of Debian killing himself. Just learned this from 2 thread ago. Whats Debra been up to.
oasis, blur or pulp?
128 quid to last until first of August. All bills paid so just food really. I can make it work. Overspent this past month like a MONG.
SSM or Makaveli?
HHL called for the death of all brown sprogs but you don't see Shippy seething at his oldest ally
I envy SSM, I do not envy Maka.
>>78217691SSM. Not really into Makaveli
Wot noodles soon i reckon
an afternoon thread >>78217707>>78217707
>>78217029What was the fookin 8 word response? Cba to look but I am curious.
>>78217069Nicely done, lad. I love these so much, save every one posted with long file names that encapsulate your brilliant lore. I do especially adore it when you invent new varieties with creative names. Please never stop.
>>78217139You should do cocaine and have sex with men at parties and film it and post it on the internet: it would make people respect you more.
>>78214744>keep dreaming editionOkay
Out of the three I reckon this is my favourite edition.
Fuck I miss Feel Street
