>>78258693
What was your first time?

>>78258834
I was 16, we did it in the back of my car.

>>78258693
Ever bagged any older women?

>>78258886
Plenty of them, had sex with my classmates mom when I was 17 and it was game on from there as far as cougars went.

>>78258948
Story of how that happened? Any other interesting cougar stories?

>>78258693
What do you have to like to even manage that? Describe yourself.

>>78258968
>friends with classmate when we were in 6th grade maybe
>nothing bad happened we just ended up in different middle schools
>mom is grade A single MILF
>ffwd, old pal and I go to same high school
>old pal sits with me at lunch towards the end of 11th grade.
>catch up, make plans to hang out at his house that weekend
>show up to old pal's house that Saturday afternoon
>mom greets me at the door
>FUCK, shes hotter than ever
>old pal greets me with a beer as I walk into the living room
>moms cool with it'
>mom still single
>mom going out that night with the girls
>old pal and I hang out and play some MW2 split screen for old times sake
>get drunk with old pal
>hits about midnight
>alright anon, i have work at 9AM so im turning in for the night, you can sleep on the couch
>stay up a little later on oldpal's couch watching some netflix garbage
>about 3AM mom comes rolling through the door, drunk
>she asks what im still doing up
>'I'm drunk Ms MILF, how was the night?'
>she makes us both sandwiches at like 4AM
>tells me some drama between her and her girlfriends
>pretend to act interested
>turkey on rye ftw
>she asks if i have a gf
>'no girlfriend for me Ms MILF'
>says thats surprising considering how much of a 'stud' I am
>she grabs my arm, of course I start flexing.
>dickhard
>jokingly say I'm into older women
>we laugh it off, turn to another subject
>about 5AM I turn over to the couch, she goes to her room

>>78258693
Manwhores are disgusting. Kys. Actually, you don't even need rope, STD will do its job soon.
T. Woman with one body count

>>78259173
>ffwd around 11 that morning
>hungover
>oldpal is gone to work
>house seems empty but not sure
>go piss, end up throwing up
>everything is stil quiet
>go check moms room
>oldpals mom still asleep in her room
>roll back onto oldpals couch and catnap
>oldpals mom wakes up about after an hour
>she comes out into the living room, just a tshirt and panties
>jokingly asks what i'm still doing in her house
>hit on her with 'i think i want to stay longer now'
>announces to me she's about to take a shower
>'don't be peeping at me anon'
>laugh it off
>dickhard again
>she finishes showering pretty quick
>hear 'OH SHIT' from moms bathroom
>confused, but I just kept sitting on the couch.
>'anon I left my towels in the dryer, close your eyes so you don't see me'
>before i can even close my eyes she comes strut jogging out of the hallway across the livingroom, towards the laundry room
>'anon, I guess they were in the washer, can you grab me a towel from the other bathroom'
>yes maam
>walk from other bathroom towards laundry room, assume oldpals mom is covering up
>shesnot
>dickhard
>mom grabs towel from my hands
>tease her by not letting go
>let her pull me in
>we start making out
>tells me to put her on top of the dryer
>yesmaam
>turn dryer on
>fuck oldpals mom on top of the dryer
>finish
>she puts on towel
>'dont go thinking this is going to happen again, anon'
>she makes us french toast after

>>78259188
this is valid but to be fair I gave up the lifestyle years ago. At this moment, no STDs

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>>78259065
I've been told I look like this guy but body type
6'1, muscular build been lifting weights since I was 13.

>>78258693
I had sex with 200+ women by the time I was three. Ask me anything. I don't care if you rip me apart, I just want to see (you)s

>>78259408
you love dick in ur butt.

>>78259418
I just had sex with three more women when you were typing that. Ask me anything

>>78259426
nuh-uh because i just had sex with 3 women. there are only like 4 women in the whole world so something is up.

>>78259445
You haven't met my harem of the other 4 billion women. Each one, I can call at a moments notice.

>>78259452
you will pay for the blood your ancestors spilled, mohammed.

>>78259470
Or you can join my flock and I can assure you 13 virgins in Jannah

>>78259477
Praise Jesus Christ. you smelly jihadist.

>>78258968
>be 20
>be at street carnival
>small town main street crowded with people looking at motorcycles, old cars, bands at night
>last band finishes playing around 11
>end up losing my friends
>got a good buzz going, dont want to go home just yet
>use friends ID to get one more beer
>start slow walking towards my car
>see older woman, looks late 50s at worst
>kinda resembles jane fonda
>compliment her purse
>initiate story about who made it
>pretend to give a shit
>she asks what im doing all alone
>tell her i lost my friends during the music
>asks if ill walk her to her car about a half mile away
>sure
>we start chit chatting
>family comes up
>shes single, daughter went to college last year
>keep gameface
>ask her if she has any plans when she gets home
>she says probably relaxing and enjoying a glass of wine since it is the weekend
>ask if she minds if i join
>she tells me get in the car, i get in
>start telling her where im parked
>tells me shell take me back later
>chitchat on the way to her house
>lives in the countryside
>we go inside, drink boxed wine
>she starts running her hands on my back and thighs
>dickhard
>bend her over her couch
>fuck the old lady til her little yorkie starts yapping at me
>go to her bedroom
>fuck for hours
>dropped me off at my car around noon that day
>phone completely dead
>show up to house where i live with 3 other men
>friends all thought i was dead
>tell them what happened
>known as the granny slayer my sophomore year of college.

>>78258693
I could have managed 20 if I actually tried and didn't run away like a pussy every time a girl showed interest

>>78259723
keep the gameface, anon