How do I subtly suggest to a guy I used to be friends with that he should let me fuck his wife?
>>78260440LOL, ngl if i was married and someone hinted at that, i would kill them lol
>>78260447yeah... but I think she'd be into it and I have heard through the grapevine that their marriage is rocky
>>78260451Idk desu the only time i would do that is obv if she was into it and he was a beta cuck faggot, she could be just doing it to spite her husband but who knows, why would you even tell him you fucking retard
>>78260464>I would do that is obv if she was into itI think she would be is>he was a beta cuck faggothe is, that's why he's my former friend>why would you even tell him you fucking retardBecause him knowing is part of it. I hate his wife. She is part of the reason our friendship ended. So I want to use her throat as a flashlight and dump a raw load insider her
>>78260451Offer to suck your friends dick, sounds like he needs it
>>78260440If you need permission you'll never get it
>>78260515I don't need permission, I need access. I don't even have her number
>>78260440Irl things are way more complicated than you would think, dont bother
>>78260537What do I have to lose? He and I only talk maybe once or twice a year. I hate her so much. I want to face fuck her until she vomits. I just want to glaze her stupid fucking face. She is such a fucking cunt and I hate her and I need to dominate her
>>78260527You want someone to do your homework for you so you can get a good grade. Why not ask him to fuck her for you as well
>>78260549Maybe you know peoples nature better than I do, you dont sound like it, you sound like an immoral coomer with tunnel vision
>>78260646It has nothing to do with human nature. It has to do with I want to use her face as my personal cum dumpster out of hate
>>78260549Always gotta think in probabilities, bro. If you know what your end goal is, you shouldn't do something that could infinitely reduce the possibility of it happening.Maybe you'll find out they're swingers later down the line or something, but can't be too aggressive.
>>78260440Ask for forgiveness, not for permission.
