What do I do if my dick is A?
>>78276011Sex standing up
>>78276011You should tie a rope around your penis and jump from a tree.
>>78276011Take your hand, wrap it around your shaft. Point dick to position C. Then stick it in woman. Dick will curve a little back up, and she'll like it. No big deal.
>>78276025I'm too weak to hold up another person
Kek I'm always confused watching porn videos where the guy manages to somehow bend his dick down to fuck a girl, literally how dude
>>78276036i dont get the sex part how are you supposed to initiate sex? i freeze up when a woman is near me
>>78276036Anything lower than B unironically hurts. It's over.
>>78276070Talk to them first. If that doesn't work out well try to look at yourself from a different perspective. See if you need to work on anything to make yourself more attractive. A good piece of advice is just try talking to a few women a day without sex being a priority. Helps build confidence.>If you talk to a woman you WILL go to jail!!Women love felons. So that works out great.
>>78276011Wreck women's g-spot
>>78276087Literally every part of the body can be stretched over time. Just take it slow. I've never checked, but i have no doubt there are guides on how to "de-angle" your fuck stick. Check them out.
>>78276011I am A. Stand proud, OP
>>78276040>hold up another personJust push them against the wall and hunch over slightly idiot
>>78276129is there a way to go from D to C? Or perhaps even to B?
>>78276307I have a D usually (Haha). I find being in good athletic shape, and promoting good circulation helps big time. That, and being very aroused. Some tips I utilize to go from D to a solid C/mid C-B.>Stop cranking it so often.>Stretch, do some cardio each day for about 20-30 mins. A little excersise boosts test production so that is doubly good.>Make sure who you're having sex with is actually attractive to you..>You can take supplements to increase circulation/erections. Some of the top tier ones are Ashwaganda, Horny Goat Weed, Tongkat Ali, Beet root extract, L-arginine, DHEA, Pygeum, and Fadogia Agrestis. You can find mixed pills with appropriate doses of these supplements on amazon.>Hydration, and good sleep schedule helps the least for erection quality, but is so beneficial to all other aspects of the body it really does help. That, and when you're dehydrated, and not sleeping well you feel like dogshit.All of those help big time. You'll go from D to C/B in maybe a week of doing all the above unironically. Your erections will be higher quality too.
>>78276087What? Is this real? I was always pissed that my dick doesn't stand straight up but fuck. That sounds hellish.
>>78276511That's the reality of an A dick. You can't bend it more than 45 degrees before it starts hurting.
>>78276070IT'S RAPING TIIIIIIIIIIIME*Shut Up And Sleep With Me starts playing*
The problem with A/Bs is that they look smaller than Cs and especialy E/Ds even if they are slightly bigger.
>>78276011give her the best mindblowing orgasms of her lifeand mog those long shlonged losers who keep bragging about having a big dick, yet still can't make their girls orgasmand if she starts bitching that you're small, withdraw that upright standing mast and give it to somebody else who'll appreciate you for your gift
>>78276011As an A, I'm genuinely confused by non A dicks. Are you guys even fully hard? Why can't your dicks get as erect as mine can?
>>78277080This post brought back memories I haven't remembered in years
>>78276011Rejoice because you have an easier time hitting the g-spot?What kind of stupid humble brag is this?
>>78278221>an easier timeI'm literally 21 and while all my peers were having sex I never even approached a woman
>>78276011there is a ligament above your dick, and yours is really tight. You can try to stretch it just like you stretch your hamstrings like >>78276129said, or you can get a surgery to have it cut. The surgery will make your penis a permanent E though, so be warned.
>>78278680Why the fuck would someone willingly trade the Cervix Puncher (tm) for a gas station hose?
Upwards curve and A dick angle is literally the best dick you can have. That dick is purpose built for missionary, the most common and intimate sexual position. An A dick with an upwards curve is an intimacy machine. A g-spot stimulator that will make any girl fall in love with you. If you're big and you have foreskin then you are in an S+ tier all your own. But the curve and angle are definitely more important.
>>78278802I mean if it makes having sex (lmao) painful for him, then its a legitimate option. The surgery is a last option. I would recommend the stretching route for over a year at least, but it could be very challenging because I imagine you would have to maintain an erection the entire time.
>>78276025what if you're gay
