I wish I was a pretty girls cat and then she could pet me and kiss me on the head and I'll be there when she gets broken up with by chads and comfort her while she cries and be the best cat she could ever have and I'd be so happy and content I'd even let her put me in stupid outfits for pictures to send to her friends if itd make her laugh
>>78276391I wish people like you ate ground beef, vegetables, and weight lifting so that you had a single ounce of testosterone to never write this post in the first place
>>78276403ground beef sucks
>>78276391She's gonna cut off your balls little bro why not wish to be a dog instead so you can be the one fucking her
>>78276391AwwwI wish I had a cute r9kitty
>>78276425because I don't need to fuck her if shes happy and idgaf about my balls>>78276429=^.^=
>>78276403You are clearly manly enough to cover for several lesser males. Keep it up, Anonymous.
>>78276391>I wish I was a pretty girls catSame, brah. Pets live a better life.
>starts kneading her boobs
>>78276503need to find a catification spell
>>78276484>you're so heckin manly for simping, Anonymous! Keep it up and I just might let you become one of my orbiters ;)
>>78276391my cats dont let me dress them up. :(
>>78276418>t. doesn't know how to make greek meatballs>>78276403Vegetables are starvation food. Humans in nature prefer meat and will eat meat whenever available.
>>78276391I wish I was depraved girl's dog.
I would hiss at and scratch Chad whenever he tried to pet me
