Wyd in this situation?
>>78277156ippon seoi nage/thread
>>78277156Shoot for knees, slam on head.
>>78277156>What's that?>...>Must've been the wind.
>>78277156Take every punch while an erection explodes in my pants
>>78277156pin her to the ground and start eating her out while she punches meI also scream:>sugeeeee punching>oishiiiiiiiii manko
>>78277156>https://youtube.com/shorts/ElR1sUXroCg?si=b5-tCPXHrVBU8USBTranslation:>Dodge, dodge, I read your rights, none coz you're a woman, I read mine, worse I'm black, I disappear"(I'm not black but it's funny)
Sidestep to the left when she throws a right hook, keep my right up and throw a left hook to her face. Duh.
>>78277206>im not blackthat's exactly what a black person would say
>>78277156She beating the shit out of me I can't lie
>>78277156I guess I'd die, since not only am I weak, but as a man if I hit a women I will get shot. Good news is that I won't have to keep living as the terrible excuse of a man that I am
>>78277229>that's exactly what a black person would sayThat's exactly what a cuckhold would say
>>78277261>turning into a cuckold bbc fetishi fucking hate this board sometimes and wish the jannies would lynch you fucking troons
>>78277274Lmao. If Iw as given a vote I'd vouch for turning it blue.I just didn't know what joke I could make of you assuming I'm black
>>78277156Ask her hand in marriage and fixing my teeth for our wedding.
>>78277156I would offer her money to do the same thing to my testicles.
>>78277396>i didnt know what joke to make>projects his cuckold fetish
>>78277461>>projects his cuckold fetishAnd you didn't project your black people fetish? This is a stupid argument
>>78277485>and you didn project your black person fetishkekgot me to laughyou win
>>78277500>got me to laughThank you, I'll be here for all eternity
>>78277510likewise anon, likewise
>>78277156Is this sped up? I can't punch that fast.
>>78277578Do some speedbag work
>>78277604>Do some speedbagStrenght mfers:>You may be faster than me, but when I catch you you're dust
>>78277604Sounds like a lot of effort. I'll just stick to watching videos.
>>78277653Yeah thats why you also do heavy bag work and weightlifting. You can do both. And also do cardio. The pugilist and the fighter must be always well rounded. A 6'5 240lbs guy who hits like a freight train loses 9 times out of 10 to the guy that doesn't get winded by round 3 and can move faster.
>>78277684When I did boxing we only had heavy bags. Our coach made us do quick punches with low weights to increase endurance.I miss boxing, even if my heart could never keep pace
>>78277156Leave the scene, if possible.
>>78277163That dude was lucky as shit, literal centimeters away from taking a knee to the face, also the fact he's like twice the size of the nog.
>>78277445This. I'd just let her beat the shit out of me.
>>78277156>block all the hits with my BWC, since I'm probably twice her size>knock her down in a single punch
>>78277163Right onto that mercilessly hard concrete, brick, speedbumps and other hard objects, dead on impact.
>>78277206I can't even understand the translation.
>>78277657Based fatbro.
>>78277156Keep fistbumping my supportive friend
Apply a stranglehold.
>>78277168came here to post this originally
>>78277156>place hand on her forehead>let her punch the air between us until she gets bored or tired
>>78277156wrestle or dirty boxing in the clinch
