>living with mom 20 miles away from>no license, no income, no friends, no social exposure, nothing>25 years old>trying to find a way out so I can get a life>every craigslist ad for for-rent places says no criminal history, no smoking/vaping on premises, no musical instruments, must be able to prove you make soandso moneys/month, etc.>mfw have a criminal history, smoke, have musical instruments, have no jobMy mom has said if i get the fuck out she will pay the first month of rent to get me started, so I can at least be near a bus stop that can get me to a job, but this really doesnt seem like an actual option since even the shittiest places say that i need to have proof of income and everything else. is there some way around this? Is there something im missing? This is impossible
>>78277376join the army. don't listen to retards saying you will die for israel. there isn't a war so you won't get deployed and if war starts you can easily force them to discharge you
>>78277376>have a criminal historyRetard move>smokeStop>have no jobGet oneSkill issue
>>78277420most useless input>>78277401no
this idiot posts a picture asking for a job on craigslist, where he is literally in a bathroom stall pooping. lmfao
Im honestly thinking my best option is to just relapse on drugs and find my way into a sober living for a start. unironically having a drug problem at least gives society a reason to help you, while if youre just a problem person without that, theres no program based around your problem for help.
>>78277401he cant he has a criminal record.
>>78277474kek wtf lol
>>78278131depends on the crime you can get a waiver to excuse whatever bullshit charge if it's not a felony, also works towards to benefit you because they won't ship you overseas because you're a risk so you end up getting state side position that's chill and easy af Definitely look into it and if a recruiter bullshits you just bypass them snd be insistent . like you gotta want thay shit and not be a little faggot crying on 4chan about your life all day
>>78278337>like you gotta want thay shit and not be a little faggot crying on 4chan about your life all dayok, this is /r9k/. what makes you think i would want that shit.