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Lionmaxxing 07/25/24(Thu)20:02:57 No.78280190

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Lionmaxxing Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)20:02:57 No.78280190

>be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man
>be looking at animal fights on youtube
>watch a group of lions rip each other apart
>observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed
>begin growing my hair out into a circular mane
>practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey
>start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard
>grow out my nails
>have so much confidence now wtf
>start staying up late and going for walks in the woods
>at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore
>feels like I'm patrolling my territory
>start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off
>I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me
>can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as fuck
>start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through
>one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes
>mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut
>jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches
>tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur
>have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after
>think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors
>start hunting again soon after
>catch more squirrels and even a bird
>get sick again a few times but not as bad as before
>feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth
>why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?