How do I get rid of >no gf< thoughts and become a druid?
>>78280264Spend any amount of time with one, get treated like shit, hate women, stop thinking about them, have sex with men. It's that simple.
>>78280269ok how do I find a woman then
>>78280264Lurk crystal cafe and IoIcow.farm until you lose all attraction for women.
>>78280269based, love sucking off and bumming my mate
>>78280283I tried lurking over there a month ago, but I felt nothing but sadness and sympathy
>>78280264become my bf then we will become druids together
start taking SSRIs
>>78280327You haven't browsed the /2X/ board, then.
>>78280277Get a job in some shitty store or restaurant, you'll become "friends" with some eventually, you'll get mistreated eventually. You'll hate them and then be my onahole. Understand?
>>78280334anon, I'm not gae>>78280364Yeah, I guess I haven't. I remember browsing /feels/ board or something >>78280377I kinda do understand no :c
>>78280264Castrate yourself Jokes aside try to be more social to give yourself more opportunities to meet your future wife
