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I have no money, there is no limit to how I am going to get alcohol. I am drinking mouthwash right now. I will drink any thing, I prefer actual liquor, like fireball, or vodka, or whisky. I have drank ethyl alcohol hand sanitizer mixed with water. I recently ordered 95% medical grade ethanol on amazon. It doesn't contain any methanol but it is denatured with a bitterant. I don't care, a bitterant never discouraged me from my passion. I'm unemployed and still looking for a job, but I can only go so long without getting drunk. One week without and I am going crazy. My bank account is expired and I have 4 dollars, but I have my dad's debit card on my amazon account, so I just order a bunch of shit I can drink on there. I think underage kids can do the same thing, they dont ID these things. They just make it bitter, hell the mouthwash isnt bitter, but that is only 21% alcohol
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>>78282510
You will be blind soon.
Sieg heil!
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you should stop drinking
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>>78282519
You really only get blind from methanol, and like I said, mouth wash, most hand sanitizers, and medical grade ethenol, all contain 0% ethenol. Surprisingly you are actually more likely to find methanol in homemade distilled moonshine, or white lightning, than you are to find it in something made in a factory or a lab. It is tested to be less than 0%, it will not cause blindness. Does Listerine contain methanol? No lmao. You are a retard. But good for you for not being an alcoholic. du sphricst Deutch nicht sehr gut

>>78282528
Go should yourself
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>>78282510
Dude please don't do that. What is making want to do this? Being sober is really not that bad.
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>>78282575
it's clearly not doing you any good. you need to stop right now.
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go make money to buy alcohol. stable income for stable supply of alcohol
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Suka blyat' pidorashka
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>>78282510
i can't imagine being so desperate for a drink you will resort to that. does it even get you drunk?

just take up a masturbation addiction instead like the rest of us, it's easier and also free
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>>78282649
Rich alcoholics hang out at bars and lots of friends.
Broke coomers fap alone.
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>>78282617
Well it is bad for the liver, you really should moderate it as much as possible. Thats basically what I try to do. I go as long as possible before getting fucked up. Its like a fun game, like poker, or some steam games. I like weed too, but I haven't had weed in forever. I also would like LSD, it has been a half decade since I had LSD and I need to have it again. I had my blood levels checked I am not dying :D

>>78282625
I am unfortunately unemployed, so stressful. My strategy is to just apply for everything. Unless it is obviously not your thing then just apply. And I often get the shit jobs. I am not long for California I think. I dont like it, it doesnt like me. I had a friend who went into welding, hope hes doing good. He was good, younger than me but he was great.
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>>78282692
yeah not sure anyone is hanging out at a bar drinking fucking mouthwash
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>>78282743
They are not buying the lowest shelf vodkas or whiskeys either so who cares? Ethenol is a chemical. Kids can buy alcohol dont you know, no one ID's a kid buying ethenol, if it is listerine, or alcohol mouthwash on amazon. You can buy medical grade, safe to consume alcohol, pure, 95% on amazon right now. You dont need an ID. It will get you drunk, all of you guys under 21 can just get 2 day shipping on that shit right there, now.
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>>78282819
weirdest psyop i've ever seen
kids would rather huff glue and spraypaint than drink your gross bitter not-alcohol. sorry, nobody will ever accept you for this
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>>78282845
No I think kids should stop huffing glue and become schizos like you. I think they ought to be adults at 18 or so and enjoy their weed and alcohol, lets be honest at 18 we were doing anything we can.
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>>78282510
Try the pawn shop yet? It's a dangerous road, but fuck it right?
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So I broke my toilet today trying to instal a bidet. So I fix my toilet today, big deal. I am basically an ace of trades, not all trades, just some trades. And when it comes to the trade of getting sprayed with tap water before turning off the water valve? I prevaled. I curced and sweated and then got drunk, but god danm if that toilet does not work now I dont know. Burt I have to the send the bidet back.
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I'll take a vodka shot for you OP. I offically stopped smoking weed today so all I'm doing is drinking



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