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how do i find a porn addicted fembot e-gf as a tall fat-cocked virgin
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God that's hot but it would be hotter if he wasn't a fat slob
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>>78283635
idk the contrast is kinda hot
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PLEASE be 2 guys
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>>78283509
That's a wonderful cock. No homo.
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just noticed the east german hair cut
ew
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>>78283509
buttjob... so hot so hot
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>>78283734
it is but girls never wanna give butt/thighjobs
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>>78283509
Looks like this dude has ED based on body proportions to penis
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>>78283635
why not a fat slob, he could be some random big masked slasher dude and still fuck that tiny ass bitch rough hard doggy
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>>78283744
There's no such thing as a body proportion to penis
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>>78283744
>ed
>cock is hard
what
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>>78283734
>>78283654
>>78283641
https://apclips.com/laylacherrie/hotdogging
>>78283646
It's a girl, sorry
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>>78283635
He's a normal healthy weight
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>>78284252
His fucking thigh is thicker than if you folded her up
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>>78284252
hes a fat fuck but it doesnt matter since he has a big penis
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>>78284269
Yeah? He's a grown man
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>>78284283
>since he has a big penis
This is big? Suddenly I feel better about myself.
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>>78284365
Unless you have an 8in dick, you're smaller than him.
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>>78283509
degen
>your comment was not fuck you
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>>78283509
Being circumcised is the biggest cuck imaginable. Look at gow the skin glides. It is so fucking over.
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>>78284844
But he isn't circumcised
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>>78283509
My cock is about the same size(6.3x5.5) and I'm about as fat. How did he do it?
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>>78283509

everyone's talking about this guy's cock or the woman's haircut but can we bring the topic back to fembot coomer gfs? I want to fuck or eat a girl out while she ignores me to watch porn on her phone
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>>78283509
hot asf, where's my chubby big dicked robot bf?
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>>78285346
right here I guess >>78285334
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>>78285423
>>78285346
or here >>78285249
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>>78285423
why do you want to be ignored? cuck.
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>>78284844
Nah it's the other way around
That skin is useful for lubricating retard
Genital mutilation is NOT natural nor normal
Just learn to wash your dick
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>>78285346
What the fuck. I thought it's unattractive. Are you telling me that this disgusting gut I started to develop and am trying to lose is of any value to some girls?
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>>78285249
>oh no guys I have a giant schlong and I'm a bit chubby I'm such an inkwell feel sorry for me
Fuck off Brad.
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>>78285456
a slight gut is just masculine. but i think you also basically need a big frame for it to look good.
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>>78285456
Fat ugly bastards are secretly the real chads.
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>>78285489
>>78285498
Where do I find my perverted fembot gf to perv on and lose gut with then?
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>>78285471
It's not giant I don't think just above average. Either way I'm still KHHV.
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>>78285656
just approach your local flat/skinny autismo woman
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>>78283509
That's a hot dick. Smooth tapered glans perfect for anal entry, fat shaft, thick foreskin. I'd suck and fuck it nonstop.
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>>78283509
Wouldn't that be kind of gross having a bare shit hole rubbing on you?
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>>78285855
Men with any kind of ass fetish usually don't mind anything like that as long as it's washed
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>>78283509
How old is she? Looks pretty young..
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>>78285870
>early 20s women aren't allowed to be skinny anymore without being called underage
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That nigga is Natalie Mars
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>>78285855
No? It's not like it's covered in shit. It's nice, clean, and pretty.
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>>78285670
I don't meet many people, approaching random girls on the street would probably be awkward and I don't know how to spot autism in girls on first glance.

>>78285855
>what are showers
I also find it dirty and prefer pussy but I'm fine with occasional anal. Do you also not clean toilet, sink or shower, or won't change tire because it's dirty too? Be a man.
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>>78285890
this is unironically what some feminists are saying btw
>liking thin women is pedophilic
>liking short women is pedophilic
>liking women in their 20s is pedophilic
>not related to the OP post but they also say that liking Asian women is pedophilic because they're the group that tends to combine all of these traits
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>>78283509
Would be hotter if he started blasting ropes
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>>78286052
Nah, it's always either groomer trannies, or incels. Or do you think >>78285870 is some feminist who wandered into r9k?
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I think that's an old clip, back then girls had sexy tight bodies. Now even the young ones are soft and saggy.
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>>78285456
you're about 10 years too late, women have been public about preferring either dad bods or skinny guys (both of these if you have some muscle ofc, they're not simping for actually out of shape dudes), only gay men are into bodybuilders
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>>78283509
>how do i find a porn addicted fembot e-gf as a tall fat-cocked virgin
nigga just use discord and find random BPD sluts with daddy issues, they're typically porn addicts into extreme kinks
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>>78286079
10 years ago I was in my early 20s, skinny and been losing my v-card to MILF twice my age. I started to develop gut only last year after passing 30yo mark.
I'm not wide so I guess it's closer to being disgusting skinnyfat, not dadbod.
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>>78285992
Nope, I linked the fucking video.
>>78286067
She still looks kinda similar.
>>78285870
Now? Probably reaching 30 soon if not yet.
>>78286113
Gut develops because of a muscle that gets loose
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>>78286623
>Gut develops because of a muscle that gets loose
I think it's just pizza and eating one meal a day but so big it starts to hurt.
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>>78286634
You can have a relatively flat stomach and be eating not so great but the closer you get to 30 and the less you exercise the worse you'll look.



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