>at 16 I started having sex with my 60 year old piano teacher because I couldn't afford to pay for lessons anymore>before she passed away she left me a grand piano worth 40k>that's the only pussy I've ever had in my life>29>never enjoyed prime teen pussy
>>78283779You got paid enough to retire in a shithole for having sex with a mature woman. I'd say that's a pretty good deal. I got no sex and no payment.
I'll be honest with you, I'd feel pretty fucking dirty after that. Even if you're no longer a virgin that's gotta ache.
>>78283779What stopped you from having sex with prime teens?
>>78283942I'm ugly. The only reason my piano teacher molested me was because I had a huge dick (8.7x6 inches)
>>78283799bro 40k is not enough to retire not even in uganda
>>78284566>molestednigga you were 16, even if she was heinously ugly you got hard and fucked her plus got 40k out of it, that's well worth it
Are you at least good at the piano?
>>78283779Bro scratches the GILF experience off his bucket list at 16 AND makes 40k out of then complains that he didn't fuck an awkward teenagerProtip: you can still get prime teen pussy, just not in countries with puritan laws
AYOO DIS NIGGA SOLD HIS ASS LIKE A HOE LMAO