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>at 16 I started having sex with my 60 year old piano teacher because I couldn't afford to pay for lessons anymore
>before she passed away she left me a grand piano worth 40k
>that's the only pussy I've ever had in my life
>29
>never enjoyed prime teen pussy
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>>78283779
You got paid enough to retire in a shithole for having sex with a mature woman. I'd say that's a pretty good deal. I got no sex and no payment.
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I'll be honest with you, I'd feel pretty fucking dirty after that. Even if you're no longer a virgin that's gotta ache.
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>>78283779
What stopped you from having sex with prime teens?
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>>78283942
I'm ugly. The only reason my piano teacher molested me was because I had a huge dick (8.7x6 inches)
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>>78283799
bro 40k is not enough to retire not even in uganda
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>>78284566
>molested
nigga you were 16, even if she was heinously ugly you got hard and fucked her plus got 40k out of it, that's well worth it
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Are you at least good at the piano?
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>>78283779
Bro scratches the GILF experience off his bucket list at 16 AND makes 40k out of then complains that he didn't fuck an awkward teenager
Protip: you can still get prime teen pussy, just not in countries with puritan laws
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AYOO DIS NIGGA SOLD HIS ASS LIKE A HOE LMAO



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