What do fembots get on their burger?
>>78284530>meat>cheeseYou can call me picky. I don't care.I'm almost thirty. I know what I do-and-don't like.
>>78284530Burgerthread time!Get blue cheese and onions on your burger or youre a lesser man, simple as.
>>78284550i want to lick a most pungent form of cheese off of your hairy odorous fembot cunt, dear. contact?
>>78284530same as other anon, just meat and cheesepatty has to be well done too
>>78284605i want to tongue your brown eye, ill lick it like a patty, cleaning all the grime off before i enter the center of it with my tongue, circular motions as far deep into your anus as humanly possible. the result will be a meal to remember for me, and an anal orgasm for you.
>>78284621Why does this sound like one of the quotes chris hansen would read outloud on TCAP?
>>78284550>I'm almost thirty. I know what I do-and-don't like.I want to give you children
>>78284621i just farded
>>78284641some girls do that, they get all giddy and laugh, fart in my face even, smugly thinking they won't cum from the lickening ill inflict on their puckered pink anuses, but little do they know i am skilled in the art of the tongue, and you will be left a quivering mess while i smile at you with a shit eating grin soon after
>>78284636With enough power you can relight a dying star
>>78284530Forget fembots their opinions dont matter. I like pineapple on mine. Its common in australia. Its also common to have fried egg and a slice of beetroot on them here. They call it a works burger. I dont mind the beetroot but I dont like the egg. Forget pineapple on pizza, you yanks are missing out with pineapple on burgers.
>>78284530Fried egg on my burger, maybe with spam too, i like thick nd messy burgers
>>78284674Do you like your eggs fertilized?
>>78284667Fembots' opinions DO matter and we should listen to fembots more often. And you have shit taste, literally
>>78284636Yuck. Gross even. Ew.
>>78284667>>78284674Ask me how I know you're a fat fuck. JK it's obvious
>>78284676No because then they dont come with nice runny yolks
>>78284530>human>burger
>>78284704Cant afford to be fat in this country. A works burger is anywhere from $20-35 now. Ill never buy another one again at that price. I live on rice and sausages and whatever vegetables are on sale at the supermarket.
>>78284692Hot, sweaty, passionate, baby-making sex with (You)!!
>>78284704Just say you have a shitty genetic metabolism and move on, no need to project
>>78284753No!! Bad.>PSSSSSFFFFWWWSHHH
>>78284758Dont play w me bb gurl I can sense ur pussy juices drippin down ur thigh u know u want this young virile dick
>>78284791Cute zoomer cock does not belong anywhere near my millennial pussy! ! ! !
>>78284797oh no, shes into it! RUN!
>>78284791All you are doing is validating a tranny.
>>78284806MLELELELELELELE
>>78284558How are you not already taken?
>>78284818They always say I'm too perfect before blocking me on all their socials
>>78284797U know damn well im gonna be all up in ur coochie imma eat dat shit too all day erry day for breakfast lunch and muthaf*kkin dinner fr fr no cap
