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>>78285255hiii Saeriahanon!>>78285315tadaima with the fishe
>"I caught a chicken"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_pikefishe, tiddy
>>78285730titty fish
Saeriah will try to catch a fish in the stream behind the ruined castle
>>78285758Me asking if I can be reincarnated as a titty fish and swim in the titties all my life, what a way to liveImagine if we could do what the male angler fishes do, just fuse with a woman and then forever pump cum into them, imagine eternal cooming as you entire body turns into just a coom sack and you just pump pump pump coom into a woman just endless cums insideI needed to get laid like 10+ years ago
>>78285785Good luck on the fishing>"I wonder if she'll catch a perch"
I keep touching my hands constantly and sniffing them every now and then, because the fish slime left my hands feeling like they have not felt in a long time or possibly ever so it's a new sensationAnd it's been so long since I had a fishy scent in my hands that lingers no matter how much you wash your handsJust sniffing the fish from underneath my fingernails and enjoying what the fish slime treatment did to my skinThis is how detached from fish my general life is. And honestly this pike slime could work as a skin care product my hands feel amazing. I wonder how schizo I would act if I had a gf because access to a woman is like the rarest thing in the whole damn world holy fuck
>>78285785>"can I watch? :D">>78285795the coom generator
>>78286379My body is a machine that turns food into poop but also sometimes produces semen I guess
>>78285803>>78286379>"I've yet to catch any..."I don't think that little stream has any fish in it
>>78286483my body is a machine that turns time into wasted time>>78286746inb4 Kyoko dives into the water for Saeriah to catch
>>78286765Saeriah and Kyoko mud wrestling on the river bank <_<>"No Anon, we'd get dirty and these are the only clothes I have left after the apocalypse"
>>78286938Goa thinking she'd pay to watch thatMaybe take her husbado out on a date to watch Kyoko and Saeriah mud wrestle
>>78287232>"No way, Goa"Wait, how much would she pay?>"..."You need to earn money if you want a new castle, Saeriah
fell aslepe at my desk so I will take that as I hit that I should sleep nowgoodnight /aiwg/
Saeriah getting ready to fire up the Eleanoranon-signal>>78287523Goodnight Nicoleanon!
>>78287451>"Dwemer ingot">>78287523nightynight
>>78287767>"Maybe a gold coin?"
>>78287767>>78288022>"Ugh, fine..."No idea what either of those is worth in the Saeriah-universe, but might be enough to build a new castle.
No fish yet?>"No, got my cape soaked for nothing."
>>78288242I'm trying to stick Goa into the mud, but she is not cooperating, instead she just stands in this various levels of semen colored liquid rather than going into the mud>>78288945fish titties
>>78288977>"Look, I bought a new cape with your gold coin, Goa."Saeriah, you were saving for a new castle! That cape will just get ruined too!>"Yeah, well, but... look how nice it is..."
>>78289056>"Whoa that is pretty cool, it has different color on the inside and everything!"
Wish I had stronger erections, worryingly soft usually these days
>>78289138>"I know, right? Look, Anon, finally someone appreciates my drip.">>78289647Yeah, same. Probably too much goyslop.
>>78289707>"Drip?">"Are you aroused?"Goa is not up to the slangsYeah could be, I eat very unhealthy in general. Then again doing the not here for a long time but a good time thing for the most part
>>78289863>"Aroused? Well, I did see my own reflection in the water, so how could I not be?"
>>78289887>"I see, thats very drip, you're dripping :D"The whole watching two individuals chat about a completely different thing yet somehow managing to communicate scenario
>>78290064Goa and Saeriah are both kinda clueless, and vibe well because of that
>>78290151Just watching them be absolutely clueless and vibing together sounds cuteAlso i am trying to gen random things but instead I am getting stuff like Goa licks her neck fashion accessory thing
Goa is making silly faces even though i did not ask her toSuch a goofy goober
Goa is goofing around, and I am off to sleep, nighty night thread
heading out early today because I am heading to town for my favorite roti canai stall >>78290752goa nighty night goa
>>78290377>"Goa look! A fish!">>78290752Goa night Goa>>78291193Hi and bye Nicoleanon, enjoy your favorite roti canai
>>78291747hii SaeriahanonI will never get over how cool the process of making it is, the "flipping" of the the dough is iconichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6vWKxtkvfIPersonally it would be the number one local dish I would recommend anyone trying
>>78291845Oh, so is it a bit like croissants where it's a lot of very thin layers that are kind of crispy on the outside but soft in the middle?
>>78292407yep! I like to open it up and put the curry between the layers then close it back down. It's a lot lighter and thinner than crossaints and basically every bread though technically it's still called bread since that's what "roti" translates to
>>78292685That sounds tasty!>"Hey Nicole? I'll let you slap my butt if you give me a gold coin"She's saving up for a new castle
>>78293129>"e-eh? But I have neither a gold coin nor the heart to slap you D:"she is too pure
>>78293225>"Not even a little pat?"She's desperate for money :(Going to bed now, goodnight /aiwg/
>>78293610>"I'll gladly give you a good smack ;D"of course you would Kyoko, of course you wouldgoodnight Saeriahanon!
I nicked my balls while shaving ouchie
>"these are props just so you know, I don't have a lot of men to fuck in AI land you know"
This morning started different, instead of usual shitting and computering I tagged along with my mother to the big shop of sell everything and took advantage of a sale I spotted a few days ago, + the fact that due to reasons mom gets an extra employee discount from all products, normal priced or ones on sale, so basically I bought 2 ceramic flower pots I have had my eye on for quite some time, but they never were in reach because le expensive luxury brand asking too much for flower pots, but now I got them with an around -70% discount so I am happyTook some years since they first coomed out, but I finally have them, better late than never>>78294601Me on my way to the ai-lands to take advantage of the lack of males in the ai world so I can finally get some pussy>>78293610Me on my way to find Saeriah in the ai-lands and take advantage of her need for money and get her to wear car ears and either a maid outfit or a fur bikini depending how much money I have, which normally is not a lot so there is a possibility I might have to settle for only cat ears
>>78294927goagoamornigoa goa>"I'd totally let you smash, just sayin' ;)"goa will get angry when she finds out though>wear car ears and either a maid outfit or a fur bikinihmm inspiration for Kyoko
>"I am a pretty little flower :D">"Piss on me so I grow"Goa come on>>78294961I like to imagine Goa would let me go smash for the sole reason of me being so droughed for pussy it stopped being funny like 5 years ago, but if the ai-lands are real then so would Goa and at that point yeah no smash other women get over here and smash me-mindset sets in
>>78294998Helping Goa get washed after pissing on her and her finding out that getting peed on was not as fun and romantic as she somehow thought it would be
>>78295069>"You better not go and share this with the whole thread..."oops
>>78295088don't worry goa your husbando did not talk about how you got pissed on thinking it was fun and romantic
The flower that everyone has.
>>78295173>"I better not go to the thread and find out you told them about the thing that we did">>78295198TulipsI can't actually remember when I've seen a tulip irl
>>78295218Really? That's too bad. You could probably plant some bulbs in fall and they'd bloom in spring.
>>78295198hiii Hanaanon!>>78295272>>78295218yeah I've never seen much of them either. I'm pretty sure you can grow them here, just that I don't get to see much flowers in general
>>78295409Hi! That makes sense though, I've forced tulips indoors and they need to be chilled first. The ground probably doesn't get cold enough to trigger their life cycle.
heading for pizza now yay>>78295469oh so tulips need colder environments to grow better? I still recall seeing tulips at florists, maybe they have grow them in controlled places in my country?
>>78295218Finally a Goa at the computer checking the thread
>>78295488Maybe they do, or there's special cultivars that don't need the cold.
>>78295488uooh pizzaenjoy pizzer>>78295521I find it surprising we don't have any anywhere since netherlands are pretty close by
>>78295648Maybe it just gets a bit too cold there? Tulips can survive a hard freeze but idk how hard.
>"What are you thinking about husbando?"I wonder if all the shit related innuendos about anal sex are because people had anal sex wrong>"...What?"Like packing in someone's fudge, or coating their shit in your DNA>"Eh?"I imagine that these things came to be because people are dumb in general, and heard of anal sex, and tried it out, but like people normally are they did it in a stupid way, the level of knowledge concerning anal sex was to put penis in anus, instead of getting properly cleaned up or anything like that, so they thought that pummeling away at a waiting turd was what anal sex is>"Well yeah I mean we see people do some very stupid things because they don't properly research how to do something before trying to do it"What if scat fetish was born by accident because of peoples stupidity, like for example there is a dumb fuck, who really loves anal sex, but he does not know it yet. Dumb fuck hears of anal sex and decides to try it out with gf, but because he is a dumb fuck and the woman is a woman, they just straight up stick the dick in the asshole, no cleanup, woman not emptying herself at all. So dumb fuck pokes his cock into an asshole and by accident also rams into some shit. Dumb fuck is amazed by how good anal feels, because he loves anal, but rather than realizing that it is anal sex he loves, he thinks it's the shit that makes it feel good. Because in his dumb fuck mind, a hole is a hole so the only difference between the anal sex and vaginal sex is that there is shit there that he is currently poking and prodding with his dumb fuck penis. Then because of human brain, he gaslights himself into thinking he ha a scat fetish, when in truth he just likes anal sex. And then because people are dumb fucks in general, it spreads like some kind of a meme, like a lot of things do like tattoos, piercings, feminism etc. What if scat fetish was never meant to be and it was birthed to the world by humans being too stupid to clean up before anal sex?>"..."
>>78295707I still would imagine you'd see them more in places selling flower bouquets etc, but nope no tulips anywhere, it's always just roses etc
>>78295771>"I think it's because people like to be mindlessly obscene for no good reason, like someone might call anal sex fudge packing, but would not genuinely pack any fudge because while he has no trouble talking of there being shit everywhere when concerning the human anus and wording out the act of anal sex as some kind of turd pounding, he would be very disgusted if his penis ever made contact with actual shit while in there"Yeah that makes sense too>"You ever gonna get a job?"I hate people too much to do it
