Why aren't you at the beach getting hot girls ?
>>78286317cause I am fat and gross and my dick is only 5 inches and girls are gross and have too much sexand they smell like weenersand only gay ppl like that
>>78286317I am 5'8" and balding enough to have to shave my head.
>>78286317I want cold girls
>>78286317>Why aren't you at the beach getting sexual harrassement cases ?
>>78286324Girls do have too much sex and hide it
>>78286317Because me doing it would make them feel uncomfortable or even scared, and I don't want to put them through it.
>>78286317Because i'm working right now (finally). Maybe next year, but I already have an A1 beach bod. I was thinking yesterday how, If I bought my family home and moved them out, I live reasonably close to the beach. I could hang out there and bring women home consistantly, but that seems like degenerate behaviour. I'd rather have a good wife who gives me childrenCaptcha: DDXD
>>78286317There's none there, it's 71 and windy, and everyone who isn't at work is at the state fair.Only a NEET would assume beaches are packed with chicks early in the morning on a cold work day.
>>78286324>>cause I am fat and gross and my dick is only 5 inchesI don't agree with the rest of the post very much but this first line applies to me too. Also I'm too autistic to talk to women in general. >>78287179oh yeah, I'm a neet, too, and an older one at that. Girls, I'm told, very much disapprove of this, even if all they're after is a hookup and it has little practical relevance.
