are you still young fembot?
>>78286617yeah but im really fucking fat and wasting my youth hahhahhahahhahahha
>>78286631remember that its only going to get harder to lose weight as you age and that right now is the easiest time to do itgood luck
>>78286631I want to keep you in my basement and force you to exercise until you're at a weight low enough to be allowed to leave
>>78286702You don't have to do anything, just use bars that only normal weight people can fit through
>>78286617i'm almost 30 and my parents have given up on me
>>78286734>my parents have given up on mehow so? stopped asking when are you going to get bf?
>>78286617Im 20 so i guess I amStill wasting my youth tho, planning on change
>>78286764stopped asking if I'm finishing school, if i'm moving out, if i'm getting a bf/married/giving them grandkidsthey've accepted me as a retard who will die rotting in my childhood bedroom
>>78286617This could be a Pretty Princess Points meme but the editor probably didn't know.
>>78286617I thought about going into a hot topic but realized I am a 23 year old manmy youth is gone, I can only ever trick ppl into thinking im young
>>78286941Whats your major malfunction, femanon?
>>78287195lack of motivation or purpose
>>78286734Hey are you Alexandra by chance?
>>78286941>stopped asking if I'm finishing schoolhahahahaha Jesus. and I thought my life was bad
>>78286617there're pink malboros?
>>78287261no>>78287274uni was boring
>>78287320its menthol lights, they're basically like smoking pure mint, barely any tobacco flavor
>>78286617i have the brain of a creepy 32 year old man, but i'm trapped in a 19 year old woman's body
>>78287255You are a woman, you're purpose is to have children. Someone needs to slap some sense into you.
>>78286631>>yeah but im really fucking fat and wasting my youthI like this and I'd hit on you but it'd probably be pointless
>>78287355one can only imagine the kind of fucked up fetishes you have
>>78287360i wish i were an npc like you
>>78286617I'm 27 but my life is kinda good I just don't have sex
>>78287386You are a woman, you are an NPC. There is no such thing as a fembot. You will never be a heckin awesome girl boss who does amazing things. Fucking dumb bitch, you are inferior to men in every way even cooking.
>>78287448>npc aggro'dheh
>>78287489>my life is like a videogameJej
>>78287328yeah and we all know that boredoms worse than death to you right? that's why you fucked up your relationships in the past and why you'll keep bouncing between dudes in the future. calling it now, and I'll put money down on that
>>78287355that'd be perfect except you're probably jaded and will cheat just like any woman, especially cause you try to act like a pickme
>>78287397>I just don't have sexI'm going to assume you mean "I've fucked a bunch of people in the past but I just don't have sex anymore"
>>78287908apathy is death of the soul i've never had a relationship and have no interest in relationships
>>78286617i guess. i don't feel young. i feel like a middle aged man who never grew up or had any pivotal moments of personal growth, but still also lacks the naivete and vivaciousness of youth that causes people to constantly get into situations, get hurt, and learn, and grow, throughout their early life, leaving me washed up and rudderless and passionless and purposeless. but i'm also pms, so who really knows if thats some deep introspection or a pile of hormones.
>>78286631>>78286734>>78287355>>78289012Be my gf. Where are you at? Do any of you play vidya?
>>78287355>>78289012You will never understand what it's like to be a man, fembot
>>78286631Lower your standards and settle for me, stop being a picky conservative trad abusechadsexual bitch. Fuck your bullshit standards>>78286734You also, lower your standards and settle for me, stop being a picky conservative trad abusechadsexual bitch. Fuck your bullshit standards>>78286796You also, lower your standards and settle for me, stop being a picky conservative trad abusechadsexual bitch. Fuck your bullshit standards>>78287355You also, lower your standards and settle for me, stop being a picky conservative trad abusechadsexual bitch. Fuck your bullshit standards>>78287397You also, lower your standards and settle for me, stop being a picky conservative trad abusechadsexual bitch. Fuck your bullshit standards>>78289012You also, lower your standards and settle for me, stop being a picky conservative trad abusechadsexual bitch. Fuck your bullshit standards
>>78289045picture a venn diagram. on it are you, me, and the most stereotypical chad you can imagine. tall, athletic, rich parents, coasted through life, right?do you think you have more overlap in your human experiences with him or with me? assuming i'm not lying about being a miserable friendless loser, which i might be, but it can't be proven. i'll never understand the totality of your experience, because i have never experienced it. the same goes for the reverse. we both know how it feels to lay in a bed at 3am and stare at the cieling imagining what it would feel like to have somebody to hold onto at night and smile at in the morning and make breakfast and take showers with and talk about the dumb things that are on your mind day to day. probably. have you ever seen a couple in public and felt almost angry about it?i doubt you really care and it doesnt really matter but that's what was on my mind.
>>78287355So does that mean you're a degenerate coomer who hasn't malded yet, or that you work for a fortune 500 company and only think about taxes?
