Femcel, why don't you just make videos like this? You could get an army of simp paypigs in no time.
>look at my nice cute well done room in a first world country>IM SUCH A FAILURE
>>78287729Because I am not a femcel I am a grown man
>>78287780I'll write a script for you>hur dur life is hard>i'm neet, no boyfriend>paypal and venmo in the description
>>78287773>You can't be a failure if you have product
>>78287729Because I don't look like her. She is cute
>>78287729i just know it's not for me and i shouldn't do it. simple.
>>78287832>She is cuteHer appearance is also totally artificial using makeup, filters, camera angles and things of that nature. Get with the program you stupid nigger.
>>78287832that cuts the number of simps down by about 20%. if anything they ones that would click on it would simp harder because they'd see you as more accessible.
>>78287880lol at fembots thinking this is about being asian. just the other day i stumbled upon one of these videos but it was an ugly nigress, still hundreds of thousands of views.
>>78287880the requirements of women to e-beg on the internet are as follows:make-up knowledgenot fat
I'm not Asian so no one is going to click on my face
>>78287873How did you know I was black? I don't have access to makeup at the moment. I am poor>>78287876Why would I want a simp army? How does that benefit me
>>78287729how would it benefit me that a bunch of internet-addicted and feminine men would simp for me? i only like the type of man who's never even heard of 4chan.
>>78287950100s of paypigs. are women really this stupid?
>>78287957i have just enough self-respect to refuse to ever ask men online (or irl) for money. are you a tranny or something, you seem to fantasize about this a lot.
>>78287968why are women so dumb brosif I were a chick i'd have literally everything by now
>>78287983i enjoy having a soul instead of having "everything"
>>78287950>i only like the type of man who's never even heard of 4chanBut... but.. oh... :(
>>78287968>self-respectlol lmao even rofl perhaps.
>>78287729women on the internet be like>my life's so hard ive nothing to live for everything around me sucks i don't like it here
>>78287999just enough self-respect* lol>>78287995sorry
>>78287938That's irrelevant, since you are black just go steal some makeup from a local mall like all blacks do you silly nigger lmao
>>78287729This a trooner who fantasizes about being a femcel. r9k is living in grim times.
>>78288018>sorryBut I already imagined our future together. We could be so happy. But it's okay. It just hurts really bad.
>>78288009And the men would eat it up and send them money, even if theyre well off or not, just so they could hopefully get a message from one of these girls. Were living in a dystopia
>>78287780This is you, don't deny it now
>>78288037/r9k/ has fallen.i repeat/r9k/ has fallen.
>>78288089Post flat bitties :O (and penis)
>>78287938>Im poorFind an upper class man that wants something exotic
>>78288089I guess femanons hate the bag. Wiggas like me stay hustling
>>78287821no, you're just not THAT much of a failure. you're not starving, and yet you judge the starving that complain about their situations. weird.
>>78288155Nice legsies! (where da penis tho)
>>78288155>>78288059unfortunate state of affairs on /r9k/.
>>78288051men have killed entire nations just for some pussy
>>78287729i did something similar with vocaroos here once and nobody cared. and i still didnt get any friends. im not pretty enough to be on camera
>>78287729Watched and now I am sad again it just reminds me that ill never meet anyone this nice in my life
>>78287729because im not a stacy asian/white girl larping as a loser and am instead an ugly black girl actual loser
>>78288385I would watch you more if you had a tiktok. Make one :)
>>78288385let me suck your toes :ravenously:pleasethough you will neverand i am not worthy either
>>78288385I would watch you more if you posted nudes. Post them :)
>>78288429i do have a tiktokits the same as my username everywhere elseim so behind in making content i am probably gonna take a break till the end of august. idk what to upload anymore i feel too ugly. but op is a liar cause i never had a video or stream or anything with thousands of views and the most i got paid was $50/month back when i streamed 8+ hours daily
>>78287729>Femcel, why don't you just make videos like this? You could get an army of simp paypigs in no time.Because it's cringe and retarded and I don't want to post myself online Fuck off, you're such a tard
>>78288481Would be better if you would do dances desu a lot of them are just clips of your stream. You can probably get more people to watch youbon twitch if you get bigger on tiktok
>Ayo baby make dat pussy pop!
>>78287729im fat and quite ugly so this isnt viable
>>78288033Im not stealing thats against the law and its stupid wasting years in prison for foundation.>>78288136Yeah sure I will go to richniggas.com and get one there LMAOO
Women would not simp for us, they'd call us hateful terrorist alt right monsters (even when we just support progressivism and equality) and would attempt to have us deplatformed, doxxed, and have our lives ruined
>>78287729Channel keeps getting recommended for me I don't really watch it though
all i get recc'd on youtube are:1. little girls doing gymnastics2. women doing x rated yoga poses3. "see through" clothing try on hauls4. videos like in op
>>78288602idk how to dance but maybe i could just make some cringe content of style and stuff, or lipsynchimg
>>78289228Unironically one of your best videos is you doing the backflip. But its ruined because of the weird onesie you were wearing. Redo it and dont snap your shit up or do snap your shit up and go viral
>>78287880Record yourself in very dark room and use filters that soften your skin etc.It's all fake anyway now better rake in some money, as long as you can stand the chuds calling you dirty whore everyday you livestream.
>do nothing but be woman>americanized pureblooded japanese woman no doubt>You are such a statistical anomaly that making a youtube video puts you in the top 10% and you immediately gain 20k subs and get 50-100k views on videosLOL. fuck women. I'm sad boohoo I have a $5000 gaming PC and I have everything paid for why won't anyone give me attention.
>>78287729because im not a cute asian girl, im a fat black shutin. No one would pay to watch me.
You don't understand how hard she has it
>>78287729because anon, i'm ugly (makeup doesnt fix it), and i'd be too awkward on camera. i would get more hate and trolls than simps, and i don't think it's worth it because my self-confidence is already insanely low. i'd have no chance like the pretty girls. i'd become a lolcow.
>>78290587you know that chick isn't attractive right? it's literally just the hair
>>78290597she's more attractive than me still, no matter what haircut i get. i've only gotten made fun of by guys (and stacies). i dont think there's anything i can do, and the blackpill is too depressing to think about
>>78287729She needs BWC badly, she said she feels "empty inside." If you know, you know.
God I want to simp for a femcel
i audibly sighed when i saw this pop up in my recommendations
