I masturbated for the first time in a week and my load shot up so far it landed on my keyboard so I just had to spend like 15 minutes wiping down the keycaps with a wet cloth and then a dry towel
I wish my cum would shoot, it barely does though
>>78289152Dude its fucking annoying, I still remember the time I was laying down in bed masturbating and my fucking cum shot onto my face and pillow
Same. I came back from a trip to South Europe and I was shooting ropes after a few minutes. It hit the wall and a few cables.
>>78289152do pelvic exercises and sleep more
>>78289152I wish that Spider-Man could cum out of his penis and it would be a web. And it would stick all of Goblin onto the wall and it would be really funny.
>>78289178This just happened to me like a week ago. It was a pain in the ass trying to clean it up.
>>78289152It's because you're just cooming without being turned on or gooning first. I usually go on my fake Snapchat account and add random roasties, send them a dick pic and some of them are horny sluts and send nudes back. When I've been gooning for more than 1 hour or 2, I end up jerking off and coom in less than 30 seconds, but I shoot a massive load. Sometimes I just jack it so I'm not animalistic horny the next day and my cum doesn't shoot, it just slips all the way down to my balls through my dick
Impressive ejaculation
