You have been selected to become the groom for Japan's princess!!! You will be unable to leave Japan and will permanently remain there. You will be forced to have 10 children with the princess, are you taking it?
>>78290659>are you taking itnah
>>78290659But I want to be the princess
>>78290659>You have been selected to become the groom for Japan's princess!!!no thank you, I don't want her because why didn't she approach me before? I already lived long enough alone, I think I'll keep it that way
I'm gay but I'll take the offer because of the quality of life I'll receive.
>>78290659plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
>>78290729>I'm gayDo everyone a favor and kill yourself faggot.
>>78290659Yes obviously. You're gay and retarded if you wouldn't.
>>78290659She looks alright, I'll take it.
>>78290659Tempting, I probably would decline. Arranged marriages annd dowries are forbidden in my religion. I also would not convert to Shintoism
>>78290659i had a dream that i dropped her from a window
>>78290659Nah, after one child, IQ decreases. First borns are always the smartest. I'd rather have 10 children with 10 different Japanese women and they'd all be super genius scientists.
>>78290659b-but im a girl anon !?! >_<
>>78290659If my kids get to be emperors or whatever the fuck they have there, then yeah I'll do it. My kids are going to be I sitting on a throne one day
So I can't be sent back? I would occasionally make vague statements about restoring the old status of the monarchy just to stir up drama
>>78290659Monarchy is bad. Also she should just covertly adopt children rather than making them via fucking
>>78290659we are gonna play so much vidya together (me and the kids if she doesn't like having fun)
>>78290659Does that mean I get to live the rest of my life without a job? If so, hard yes. I think it would be funny if a little Hapa dingus became the next Emperor.
>>78290999Your job would be learning Japanese and Japanese royal etiquette and pumping her full of 10 children. You wouldn't be allowed to go out and do things that would be unfit for a member of the royal family.
She is generally not liked in Japan and many reports say she is weird and behaves strangely.
>>78290659Only if she's a virgin. Being able to just focus on family and hobbies seems very good.
>>78291046So invading China is ok then
>>78291081Of course it is, Ouji-sama
I wish the emperor and his family would commission me. I would love to be a court painter
>>78291054Based. Sniff time
>>78291054i love my autistic princess wife
>>78291054>and many reports say she is weird and behaves strangely.Wait that makes her sound really cool actually
