how can I kill myself in a funny way that gets me on the news
Dunno. Dun ker.
>>78290757get a gun and shoot up some bankers that work on the wallstreet
>>78290757Do it while streaming or make a funny video
>>78290757no, don't kill urself, femanon, ha ha
>>78290757You shouldn't do such a thing. You should have fun with us on r9k instead.
>>78290772Thats far away and I can already do that at a synagogue doe
>>78290757hydrogen cyanide in a public place
RUN OVER NIGGERS IN THE STREETDON'T STOP UNTIL YOU DIE
>>78290757I enjoy the videos of people tying a rope to their head and jumping out a window. The crowd stares in horror as their head flies off.
>>78290757Trying to kill Trump definitely did the trick. Maybe light yourself on fire in front of a court house in NYC like that one schizo from Florida did. I like>>78291382idea drive your car into a building or cop car or politician or something just make sure you're going fast enough to die. What if a truck had bum rushed trumps rally do you think he would have got away? I worked construction for years and some trucks are really hard to stop once you get all that weight moving at high speed. Good luck spacecowboy
https://videos2.watchpeopledie.tv/17081916506434216.mp4
making a bomb and taking out a building is a surefire way for news and attention for years to come. even if it's just a crowd of people id never do it as the risk isn't worth thr reward. personally I'd rather sit around masturbating and playing video games and chilling
>>78291526Found the glow in the dark African American trying to start a civil war
>>78290849No you can't. You'd just at best get some dumb yenta with no self awareness who brainwashed grade schoolers about "multiracial democracy" while also fedposting on social media about how Palestinians need to die.
