Where SSM gets his money from edition
I didn't like Buffy after they moved to college, and the first few episodes of Angel were really boring.Does it get better?
Might do fuck all today desu
Me? I might snort some freshly-washed speed and clean my entire flat and organise my books and then read one of them while listening to a podcast and posting on /britfeel/ at the same time somebody give me a video to watch it can be about anything just got to absorb information you know
>>78608101Love speed me desu i really do
Gonna hit the gym, do some cleaning, maybe goon a little bit.
Really disturbing this buff on shrimp. Barnacles were already a bit of an underpowered race to take.
>>78608115When you mastrubate you lose all gains
Sven-Goran Eriksson is dead, it not righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh6-dcpEHas
i'm just glad these juvenile convict surgeonfish are showing good behaviour.
>>78608217>Immune to the worldwide microplastics enchantment.Convict Sturgeon Fish my next top pick when I reincarnate, provided they don't nerf microplastics.
>>78608230if you come back as a discus fish with a migraine, you know what to do.
I hope you're not falling for Elon's dastardly plan to turn everyone into racists!(please note: in this instance racism means not liking black people only)
Its happening de lads
>>78608213Need an SSM stream of him reacting to the news like when he found out Bruce Willis has dementia
>>78608241this is just the nature of algorithms, including 'wisdom of crowds' like say, a website with a karma-based voting system.they have two sections for 'public freakouts'. one took a stance against racism, so there's a reactionary alternative, where videos featuring black people get voted to the top more. and that's not a computerised/AI system or bots (probably), that's the most predictable online outcome ever.further proof that linear, chronological message boards where all posts are equal and have to be judged on their content were a solved problem to how to have online discussions. all these gimmicky alternatives are absolute wank.
>>78608247they just do a McBusted thing. Oaslur. Blursis.
It not right what they've done to webabs
>>78608281>wastemeat in pencebun with leaveskebabs were literally a con to sell dog food to British settlers/tourists
we should just abolish science. it's never good news.
>>78608281SSM needs his bennies increased so he can continue eating kebabs
>>78608213*informs the apus*>>7860824730th anniversary of definitely maybe, just going to be announcing a fancy edition or some shit
>drink>hate myself the next dayEvery time.
>>78608247Absolute dogshit band but I'm happy for the mongs that get excited by it
Just drink again when this happens, problem solved
Chips and beans on toast for lunch corr
>>78608312Whats your favourite food, pal?
>>78608423chicken phaal
Who me? Yeah I'm running linux right now. Arch, to be specific.
Grown man. Multiple posts every day lying about using a different operating system.
For me it's Debian netinst with the unstable repository. I don't need the bleeding edge versions of software the devs SAY is safe, I want it audited by the Debian Security Team. But only slightly.
>>78608497Noice one lad, post a neofetch for us!
Grown man. Reading multiple posts every day about another guy using a different operating system.
>>78608502Neofetch is discontinued lad
>>78608502I don't use X.
>>78608518So? You can still run it just fine. Not all software has to continually be updated, sometimes people can just write a good program that simply works and there doesn't need to be anything more to it.>>78608521What does X have to do with it?
Yikes, that's a bad spill!Clean it up wagie!
>>78608518Doesn't mean it's stopped working. It's insane that smartphone apps update every couple of days and you're expected to keep them 'live'. What if you want some older, stable version? "Nooo you need the latest updates for uh, security improvements and bug fixes!"In an ideal world an operating system would basically be a 'long-term release' by default. And if it doesn't last because of some need to be constantly updated, then that's just a shitty product. Like how games used to come on cartridges and they were tested and done, now they all get patched over the internet.
Just got back from work, taking a nap now
>>78608547Yeah exactly what I was getting at. Insane how rolling release is the default now. Just an excuse to release a sub-standard product, and this is coming from someone using arch lol. Sometimes you can just have a good standalone piece of software.Really pisses me off with games as well. Requiring the internet to play single player games. Patches making games unplayable on older operating systems when previously they worked fine. Just insane.
>>78608528How do I screenshot the framebuffer again?
Me? I run everything on windows 10 and it just works
>>78608559What OS you running, lad? You're not a Windosser are you?
>>78608576Not him but I use windows, problem?
>>78608571>I run everything on windows 10 and it just works
>>78608576I can confirm Shippy is a sprogless windosser
Oh neat you can pipe the framebuffer device (/dev/fb0) to a raw image file, then convert it with ImageMagick or similar.I won't.
>>78608594alri lollers?
>>78608597It's 2024 anon, even non-paedophiles use Linux nowadays.
We all know every 'Linux user' is dual booting Windows for their precious games. So just install Windows Subsystem for Linux and save yourself the hassle.
>>78608597>alri lollers?Not me lad
No dual boot. Manual install.Picked up a cheap T480 and it runs far better and faster than Shitdows ever could for a fraction of the price. No forced updates, no moneylender spyware.It's an indictment of the education system that my generation had year after year of 'IT' lessons and never once did we install a linux distro. Total joke.
>>78608639Looks cozy Arch-bro.
>>78608639absolute chad dunking on windossers (i like this phrase, I'll be using it from now on when I 'me? linux' post)
>>78608619>We all know every 'Linux user' is dual booting Windows for their precious games. So just install Windows Subsystem for Linux and save yourself the hassle.You talk so much twaddle mate.
>>78608619Even if this was true (it's not), do you have a good reason why you aren't doing the same?
Could you please just shut the actual fuck up about linux?I am not exaggerating when I say that NOBODY gives a shit.
>>78608132I don't eat fish food. Mercury is a bigger concern.
>>78608071275 quid is not really a lot of money...
>>78608727To a dosser it's a very princely sum.
>>78608619The only game I need is dsda-doom which I compile from source on Arch.
Going to run away from home at some point. Just get the bus somewhere random and take no money, phone etc.
>>78608541Reminds me when I used to work in B&Q and the handle of a 15 litre tub of white paint snapped pulling it out of the cage. Excellent times, loved spilling paint
>>78608740Instead of doing that, ending up sleeping rough for a night and then regretting it all and pathetically crawling back to mummy and daddy (who am I kidding your parents aren't together lol), you instead stock up on money, a change of clothes, take your phone and charger etc. and then head off on your adventure?
>>78608740Jump on Skyscanner and get a one way ticket to another country
CODE BROWNSHIT TOO BIG TO FLUSHREQUESTING SUPPORT
>>78608750The aim is to just rot away and die.>>78608764No money for international travel.
>>78608592I'm windosser, indeed
>>78608766Shittingham Shuttle inbound, over.Evac the Scat. Over.
>>78608071270 quid? fuckin el he's rich!
if you just go one-way to another country, end up stuck/homeless/no visa/whatever, does the British Embassy put you up in a hotel? get you home?
>>78608842If you can make it to the embassy and they believe you're telling the truth that you're broke or can't afford a return or whatever and have no family/friends to help you out then eventually yeah they will stick you on the next cheapest flight home.
Kissing Ruby on her forehead and going for a spot of tea somewhere very posh.
>>78608862You reckon she does anal, lad?
Fat children waddling next to their fat parents. Makes me sick.
Does your mum have good skincare?
>>78608872You keeping your kids in good shape, anon?
>>78608842In the UK if you're homeless/no visa/whatever the British government will put you up in a hotel.
>>78608888Touched a nerve did I, mr boombalatty?
>>78608864She's too innocent and feminist for that. She doesn't even drink alcohol and isn't too much into the partying atmosphere/hookup culture.
>>78608879aggressively so. every lotion and potion, day cream, night cream, anti-ageing, anti-wrinkle, radiant skin, clear skin, blackhead remover, pore cleanser, you name it.she still has the skin of a heavy smoker in her 60s, because she is.
>>78608900>too... feminist for thatWho's gonna tell him.
>>78608900Nah I reckon she puts on that outward persona but she craves a good SCHLOP SCHLOP PLAP SCHLOP PLAP right up her fuckin arse.
>>78608901Mine is obsessed with nivea cream. She gets itchy down there somehow.
>>78608864>>78608900Basically all women under 50 have tried anal with their current partner at least once and a plurality of them engage in it regularly. This has been well known for a long time and multiple surveys attest to it.Anal isn't some crazy taboo weird thing now, it's just a fun thing people like to try and a lot of people enjoy it so they do it regularly.
>>78608897yeah but you only get 49.18/week on an ASPEN card. if the anti-immigration lot did the same basic research as the pro-asylum lot, they'd find they agree on a bunch of stuff. proper waste of money keeping claimants in hotels. it should go to me.
>>78608923On top of free accommodation, food, shuttles into the nearest town, priority medical care etc. 200 GBP of truly disposable income per month is better than a lot of working citizens' situations.
>>78608947if they get food it goes down to 8.86/week.
Why are non-citizens getting ANYTHING and not simply being deported on the next available flight? That's the real question.
not sure why I think everybody hates mestupid alcohol
You lads have Denby crockery, right?
>>78608969Even with a long list of violent and sexual convictions in the UK they can't be deported without changing UK laws and leaving the ECHR.
>>78608872Seeing fat children makes me want to fucking deck their parents.
>>78608969some lines have been projected to go down otherwisethis isn't acceptable as these particular lines must go up
>>78609002The UK is one of the few countries where a history of violent/sexual crime actually makes "asylum" applications more likely to be accepted rather than less.Of course we could just deport all them anyway if we had the political will to do so. Appeals to muh ECHR m-muh InTeRnAtIoNaL lAw are just copes. Nothing is physically compelling the state to comply with those things, the government just chooses to do so.
>>78608969because there are legitimate refugees and the process to screen them takes years when it should take weeks at most. the hotel thing was never meant to be a long term solution, it's just ended up that way. nobody wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ghBj-JD3K8
>>78609025Who gives a shit if there are some legitimate ones mixed in with the (overwhelming majority) illegitimate ones? Literally so what?Of course I understand the government is structurally incompetent, but even if it worked as efficiently as Singapore why should we feel the need to accommodate these people?
>>78609022we'd still be party to the 1951 Refugee Convention.
>>78609025The alternative to hotels is council housing, detention centres, or the government writing blank cheques to private landlords. Which would you use?>legitimate refugees and the process to screen them98% come with no ID. This means they can't be deported after a rejection, and also means they can get an automatic acceptance by saying "I'm from Syria and I'm gay/Christian/" or whatever the latest magic words the """charities""" coach them to say are. How does faster processing help when processing is broken?
>>78609025>legitimate refugeeswhy not apply in France then?
>>78609039what do you do with the actual humans who arrive here, on boats or by whatever means? they can and do get detained, but then what plane are you sticking them on?i think it's morally right to accept legitimate refugees, and we have a system in place to do just that. but it's broken as all fuck.if you think we should just carte blanche never accept anyone no matter what, i fundamentally disagree but i would actually be interested in how that would work practically.
>>78609049They already do, Nicholas van Hoogstraten has been making an absolute fortune out of it, as soon as he got the money they all disappeared too
>>78609067Fire warning shots as they approach British waters, if they actually cross into British waters then sink them
>>78609049oh yeah people lie, it's shit. wouldn't be surprised if less is better if you're just taking the opportunity to move to the UK, someone with full documentation (e.g. they had a life in some warzone and had to flee) has more bureaucracy to sift through.>>78609062i don't know. do you?
The answer to 'What do we do' is 'Whatever France does'.France is in the ECHR, there must be some reason why, when already on French territory, they cross over here. In fact Ireland is even more of a soft touch than us, which is why some of them simply transit the UK to Ireland
>>78609082so would this include legitimate refugees? do we just abandon that concept entirely?
>>78609087>wouldn't be surprised if less is better if you're just taking the opportunity to move to the UKIt is. No ID guarantees you can indefinitely say in the UK whether your claim is accepted or you're left in some kind of limbo where you're rejected but can't be deported.
>Not all asylum applications are successful. In 2023, 33% were refused at initial decision (not counting withdrawals). The annual refusal rate was highest in 2004 (88%) and lowest in recent times in 2022 (24%).>When accounting for appeals, the refusal rate dropped to 18%.>The refusal rate varied between countries from the highest being Albania at 43%, while several countries shared the lowest refusal rate of 0% e.g. Afghanistan, Iraq, Zimbabwe etc.What's crazy is that we even take "refugees" from countries which are by any rational definition, not in crisis, war, destitution or whatever. We take people from Vietnam, Thailand, Brazil, Syria etc. countries which, sure they're not as nice as the UK (for now...) but what the fuck do you mean you're a "refugee" from those places? Nonsense.
>>78609087>do you?Probably because conditions in France are worse than here. Therefore rather than give them hotels, we should put them in camps like at Calais, then they would have no motivation to risk their life for no material benefit
>>78609097do you think there's anything we can do on the 'native' end to keep Britons from leaving? i can see why the UK is attractive if you're from a poor country. but it's becoming less appealing to British people even with decent jobs (doctors fucking off to New Zealand, for example).
>>78609117we have detention centres that are basically prisons at this point (i think France still has the maximum detainment = 72 hours law?).
>>78609095>so would this include legitimate refugees?Only people from Ireland and France and possibly the Netherlands/Belgium could legitimately claim asylum as it would be the first safe country they arrived in. No one who travelled through 6/7 countries should be accepted. Broadly though I'm against the whole concept of refugees and asylum, but if we are going to have them, they should only come from countries where this is the first country they arrive in
>>78609118I don't think "we" should; I think productive Britons should leave. From the government's side they could do exit taxes, capital controls, even going as extreme as revoking passports.>>78609113>We take people from Vietnam, Thailand, Brazil, Syria etc. countries which, sure they're not as nice as the UK (for now...) but what the fuck do you mean you're a "refugee" from those places?They'd rather live in the UK and it would be a human rights violation to not allow it. Much of the population (and even some people in this thread) support this.
>>78609118Not him, but running a stable, prosperous country isn't difficult in the technical sense. I mean that totally realistically and without hyperbole. Running a country is NOT DIFFICULT, it's just that the political class in the modern day West are, frankly, quite clearly committed marxists of various varieties and thus their ideological priors prevent them from being able to conceive of running things properly, much less implementing them.>enforce the law equally and promptly and ensure that the habitual criminals stay in prison>deregulate the economy and remove regulatory burdens to industry/housing/commerce etc.>end mass immigration and easy paths to citizenship (UK has some of the easiest citizenship to obtain in the entire world)>lower taxes>enforce property rights>stop endless decentralisation to local governmentIf you did all or some of these things fewer people would leave because quality of life would improve. You want a very strong central government that does very little. Really the role of the state should be security (crime, borders, national defence, nuclear deterrent), dispute arbitration (law courts) and economy (regulation as scalpel instead of hammer, lassez faire default).
>>78609140stuttering mong
>>78609159>Human rights mean I have a right to live in your country because I don't like mine....wut...
>>78609118I am >>78609097 and >>78609159 and I agree with >>78609180 to the letter.Thinking that productive people should leave is a corollary to realising that nobody within sniffing distance of government will implement those policies.
>>78609202The human rights part is somewhat facetious but at the end of the day we do grant asylum to people from peaceful, fairly developed countries just because they'd rather be here.
I would rather be unemployed than subject myself to being a literal human machine for an unliveable wagie.
>>78609218Yeah it's ridiculous. The reality is that the fundamental argument for all asylum legal barratry is "look mr judge, you can't really expect to go BACK to that shithole, can you?!" and the judge agrees and feels like a good, virtuous person.
What operating system are you using?
>>78609228Windows 11
>>78609228Arch linux my leeed
>>78609228Windows 95 de lad.
>>78609228iOS
DVD lad will be here with his drivel soon.
What happened to VHS Iad
>>78609228Samsung DEXCHAD
>>78609228Android here (I don't own a PC/laptop)
>>78609228Windows XP Media Center Edition
>>78609280VHSlad was short-lived a DVDlad side character
Lucy Letby's quinny
Should I bring back my Smirnoff character, lads?
>>78609310>characterPost on Smirnoffbro's tripYou won't
I still think this is the best Windows has ever looked.
>>78609228Arch GNU+Linux
Highlight of my day was getting some new keycaps for my mechanical keyboard from Amazon. Was giddy when the delivery van came x
>>78609329That's why I like XFCE.
I will NEVER work.
>>78609436Yeah similar look. With WIndows 98 (and the 'classic' theme in XP) you could actually create some neat themes. Small Fonts titlebar with a flat background matching the window colour? sovl.Still wish they'd gone with this for vanilla XP in the first place, instead of the babby blue dimples.
Must take a really sad sack of a person to seethe about someone like HHL claiming bennnies
Spent hours in these settings as a wean.
Need a Crossy update.
Me typing 'bugs' in the search of windows 98 and finding the secret warner bros portal. Remember there was a page for space jam in there.
Didn't get a gf at 23. Kinda sad really. Still waiting. Don't think it's gonna happen now. I'm too far gone.
I will NEVER slave.
might go see the new restoration of Satantango at the pictures
Working is OPTIONAL. No one can make me SLAVE in a civilised society. WAGIES needa to accept some people aren't mentally strong to endure slavery day in, day out. They get the relationships and fun times. I don't.
>>78609479Such a clean and simple design. Modern design now is all about rounded corners
>>78609582And it is designed for touchscreens now. The settings app is fucking terrible on Windows 10. You can't see everything like the control panel.
>>78609609the big friendly text Settings app is just a hoop you jump through to get to the old Control Panel settings.
Smelly virgins you lot
>>78609580Brutal truth nuke.
on the positive side i actually came around to the Ribbon, at least in Office. you could only cram so much shit on the toolbar, grouping it into some kind of tab system made sense. wonder if LibreOffice will ever try something different.
Going to bed soon after watching some asmr.
>>78609622Microsoft wants to retire control panel. It's redundant to them.
>>78609667THANK FUCK. You ruin these threads.
>>78609688Helper parasite is worse
Ruthmong ruined his life and wants to ruin yours too
>>78609675there'll be the usual Restore Classic Control Panel scripts as they phase it out, then maybe some PowerShell shenanigans and finally a GUI program for POWER USERS that lets you just change things again. possibly with more granularity than the original .msc programs.although it seems like Microsoft have gotten the idea in a lot of ways and are opening stuff up. i also like Visual Studio Code even though i don't program. it's mad how so many people love Sublime Text and yet it's shareware.
Chug updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1iuxJf_RAQ
Sprog's farting a lot atm
>>78609797>not had a drink in 4 daysI thought Maka was a full blown alcoholic
Wish I had access to an 18 year old tuppence to shag
Just had a nap on the sofa corr
>>78609862Mak isn't actually alcohol-dependant unlike SSM
Fucked up day today (in a kafkaesque way) for the wapu was it notWhy yes it was
didn't realise bumble bff was just for gay menfuck
Fondling me ballbergs am i not
>>78609609Why were Microsoft so hellbent on forcing windows onto their tablets.Just make a baby os for handhelds.Is it because windows phone failed.
Enjoying a loverly glass of wine rn.Yes I am gay.
Just got this gay captcha. Must be a sign
>>78610007Metro UI was pretty neat, but forcing that on desktop was so stupidwho the hell even has a touchscreen monitor? no one
>The Second World War was the quintessential total war of modernity.[27][28][29][30] The level of national mobilisation of resources on all sides of the conflict, the battlespace being contested, the scale of the armies, navies, and air forces raised through conscription, the active targeting of non-combatants (and non-combatant property), the general disregard for collateral damage, and the unrestricted aims of the belligerents marked total war on an unprecedented and unsurpassed, multicontinental scale.[31] Kino, this
>>78608081Angel gets better and Buffy gets worse desu
I am the one who wutsAren't i
>>78608727 >>78608808 I counted 265
Turkey dinosaurs for din dins.
>>78610156Sad little mong
>>78610156hope you choke on your slop and die you little spastic
Sprogged wagies seething at are HHL
>>78610156Is the nursie serving it to you a fit black lass?
>>78610215It's just one seethie pretending to be multiple posters. Notice how the grammar is exactly the same. Always in lowercase.
Any of you boys ever been charged with a crime? How did it go? Is the delay with court/investigations soul-destroying? Isn't it like 3 years backlog or something?
>>78610215Did you mean sprogless? I'm a sprogged wagie and one of HHLs biggest supporters here
I need a fucking job holy shit
>>78610156How's the spider lid? Haven't seen any of my two again since last night but I know they must be there
>>78610236>Did you mean sproglessNo
>>78610226drunk and disorderly, spent 8 hours in a cell, got a Penalty Notice for Disorder, never paid it and nothing happened
The sprogged wagie-sprogless NEET alliance is strong
Me and HHL are proud to be sprogless NEETs
>>78610270>sprogless NEETs
Put in a SAR for my police records yesterday
>>78610270Are you both virgins too
>>78610281I'm not, but HHL is indeed a virgin (for now)
HHL is a failure in life
>>78610290>if i could turn back timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0WfopgR9k
The dinningtons. Yeah, I got them Turkey dinosaurs, yeah I got them chicken tendies and them beans.
>>78610310Sprogged wagies seething
>>78610290So are you in all likelyhood, probably moreso than HHL
was hoping there was an Aqua cover of the Cher song there ;_;
>>78610315Trip on Seany lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmJ_hGOVebs
>>78610156>>78610310looks good lad. enjoy your dinner x
>>78610333It actually is a Smiths cover. Based
t.A.T.u. were a Russian psyop.
>>78610344>looks good ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQiJojeryw
Based HHL dabbing on the sprogless wagies.
>>78610310Did you order this off the children's menu? Howling
>>78610363Did you mean sprogged wagies?
>>78610226Never been arrested but I caught once smoking a J with a few grams of canny in my bag and some baggies. Got put on one of those lame drug awareness courses.
>>78610310Bleakest plate I've seen in a while.
>>78610379T. Sprogged wagie
might get a ramekin.
>>78610310Aren't you in your 30s? This is sad.
wtf's a "sprog"
>>78610418a baby, or toddler
>>78610399Pizza crust and tendy dipping kino
>>78610412sean is nearly 40 haha state of his life
>>78610424So what makes a wagie "sprogged"?
>>78610418kid, child
>>78610433He only just turned 30 a couple of weeks ago
>>78610436are you pretending to be stupid lad?
>>78610436If they have a child of there own
>>78610440Trip on sean Iad
>>78610451That's the 2nd time you've accused me of being him today, although it's happened many times before in previous threads
>>78610461image is a repost, post spider.
>>78610472Why did janny delete his last spider pic?
>>78610482they are a bit spooky tbfair
>>78610485Only if you're a faggot de lid
>>78610503well if finding spiders slightly scary makes me a faggot, then i guess i'm scared of spiders
>>78610226Why the question? Did the police find something on your hard drive?
>>78610461Post a picture of your hairline, with todays time and date written on your bald patch
>>78610513spiders aren't like you or me, they breedevery spider you don't kill could create 1+ further spiders
>>78610516Too much effort for some off the cuff post
>>78610519Avatarfagging again is it king?
>>78610530just report him. i did yesterday lol
Only want sprogless spiders in my home
did not see poley at all in>>78608081season 4 of buffy is my least favourite, i liked season 5 a lot. angel gets massively better towards the end of s1 / early s2
Surely nobody here is sprogged in the dystopian dating world of 2024.
>>78610571Only zimmy and Smirnoff and confirmed sprogged wagies
>>78610571I will never have sexual intercourse without paying for it.
>>78610571yeah the dating market is so oversaturated. at this rate nobody will have kids.
>>78610581can't imagine ever paying for sex. you just know the girl is just waiting it to be over with
>>78610592Same as having sex with your wife as a betabuxx tbqhwyf
Smelly ebin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkUCM_knuBQ
>>78610592Not if you do a good job and try to get her off too
QRD on /britfeel/ lore? I'm new here. Is there a wiki on the main characters?Who's this SSM chap?
>>78610635Its all in the archives, lad
>>78610621need a 70 inch oled to watch are mark on, its the only way to watch really
>>78610635>Who's this SSM chap?SeasideMARK, the father of ASMRtist Laura
>>78610645He doesn't even have a stand
The universe is a playground de lids.
Mad how many men dedicate YouTube channels to entirely to SSM
>>78610670Does your father have a tiny knob too? Poor sandra
>>78610707Its all craig desu, he has different accounts that he uses to comment on his own videos too
>>78610635it starts with london frog i think
craig is obsessed with ssm. it not healthy
A solid spaff. A good spaff.
Garn watch Prometheus again tonight. In the mood for some sci-fi kino.
>>78610805Are you going to watch it proper or just via youtube clippingtons de lid?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7E7Qp-s-8
>>78610877Garn watch the full thing it's on Wisney+ just having a shower first.
>>78610903hope you slip and crack your head open
sprogged wagies are NOT happy
DrainedScary levels of cooming friendsIt is indeed
>>78610805Ever in the mood to have sex?
Chika slowly drifting into madness
>>78610996I do not think it is madJust animalistic
Might move to boston
'Cause you belong to the cityYou belong to the nightLiving in a river of darkness beneath the neon lightYou were born in the cityConcrete under your feetIt's in your moves, it's in your bloodYou're a man of the street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7C8gIpyTI>DrippenwagenMy sidesYT recommending me some trve kino there
>>78611020woo-ooo-ooahhh
>>78610412And yet this is the average wagie meal.
We'd had a nice few days without this stale wagies vs neets thing. If only shippy could stop himself from talking about sprogs.
>>78611198How is this bad, exactly?
>>78609577Can't imagine sitting in a cinema for 7 hours
Alum Rock in Birmingham today. At least we're not speaking German eh lads
daft getting a meal deal with 'a bag of crisps' or 'a can of drink' you can for a quid or less.i dealmaxx the Sainsbury's one and i get a bag of hot delicatessen chicken tenders, a Starbucks grande chilled coffee, and one of the croissant/twist things from the bakery section.
>>78611284it's in three parts with intervals
mark my words will go to prison
>>78611257Enjoy your grim slop wagie.
>>78611326Enjoy going to the job centre and being berated by your work coach, then going back home, going on to 4chan and bragging about how much better you have it than wagies in between crying about how you've never had a girlfriend and how terrible your life is
>>78611365Full PIP mong. I don't have a work coach. Get to bed soon wagie, your company needs you to make more money for them!
>>78611369>being proud of being a full PIP mong
>>78611369Do you feel any sort of shame when you have to pretend to be unable to count to 10?
>>78611385>>78611405Do you feel any shame in being a slave?
Me and HHL sucking each othet off
im thinking about stinky girl armpits god im so fucking horny i havent showered since cuddling this girl yesterday so i can relive the smell fucking hell
might be time for a career change later this year
>>78611450from gay emo balding nonce to... gay emo balding nonce
>>78610461You dabbled in Classical Chinese yet? There's a yank in /lang/ who seems to be competent at it (and Ancient Greek)
a 'balding nonce' sounds like a trade or a tool. it has the rhythm of those words.>kitchen needed some work so we got a balding nonce in.it's just the flavour of the phonemes, surrounded by context.
>>78611510sounds like a little whittling knife you'd use to remove the top layer of wood
>>78611450Me too but unironically
>In addition to the well-established negative impact upon mental health, our results present a negative relationship between unemployment and life satisfaction. In line with previous work, this negative association is stronger for men than women, and the longer the duration of unemployment, the larger the impact.How can this be? I was told by the NEETs here that they're much happier and better off than wagies! They couldn't possibly have been lying, could they?https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1359432X.2022.2106855
>>78611198l don't get what point you're trying to make.
>>78611450>might be time for a career change later this yearthere's hardly any jobs going and most are getting 300+ applications at once
>>78611572same same>>78611642maybe more of a side hustle as they say
>>78611630This is extremely subjective. Some NEETs have it great, some can barely afford to eat. Depends on circumstances.
SSM has the right idea. Just milk the system for all you can.
British food is pretty bad in general desu
>>78611676He cries a lot for someone who has the right idea
>>78611700You know that's to trick the DWP right?
If everybody was like HHL or SSM we would be a third world country, the fact is we would be better off without those people, i reckon we need to cull the deadweight
Sprogged wagies pay for all his gadgets
>>78611710He's done well in life.
>>78611700What an ugly belly button
>>78611708This is the direction we're going. Prime-age labour participation is constantly going down.
>>78611722Post your belly button
>>78611740It's covered in hair, you can't see it
>>78611710Living like a king fr
>>78611710>All A grade tooOh it lush
>>78611710all that boring junk
>>78611779Post your gadgets (you won't)
>>78611681Don't agree. We have very good baked goods (pies etc) and desserts, and we have some other great stuff like scotch eggs and the like.
>forced, nonsensical sprogged wagie gimmickHow long will it take him to get tired of this one
>>78611802found the sprogged wagie
>>78611300>Alum RockFucking grim place that lad. I used to work fairly close and decided to have a stroll down alum rock road for lunch one time, never again. I was literally the only white person in the area and it felt like I'd walked into a different country.
It was at this precise moment the imaginary frog realized he hath shidded himself."Phwaor", he thought.
>>78611845Greatest Strength, goy. You don't want to be thrown in prison for being a terrorist if you don't like this, do you?
>>78611300Remember the real danger is this may cause anti-migrant sentiment.
>>78610310The carers at your spacker home must be chuckling at the thought of a grown man ordering this lmao
>>78611507Never even touched it. I don't like traditional characters as it is. Not sure how different it is. Back on Latin and the moment, mostly just refreshing but I'm really confident with it now. Recon A level would be achievable and I'd pass GCSE today if I took it>>78611802Not my gimmick
>Back on Latin and the momentYou haven't even mastered English yet.
Royal canin wet cat food mixed with rice and tinned peas is a lot of solid food for less than 3 pounds. Much better than salt heavy foods like SPAM or corned beef. Can save a lot of money buying high quality pet food, its safe for humans anyway.
Shippy's IQ is below average, that is why he is on minimum wage despite having worked for a number of years. I don't know why he thinks learning a new language is something achievable for him.
>>78612079Does cat food require a bit of seasoning? Or do you just go with the natural flavour?
>>78612106It's just daft stuff to make him appear clever. He likes to think he's smarter than everyone else on /britfeel/, that's why he's so smug all the time.
>>78612112Needs a bit of flavouring but pretty good.
Going to bed now, alone like most guys here, it not right
I must be loyle to my wapu.
>>78612124>>78612106Travelling to all these oxfams at my own expense would cost thousands of pounds in travel expenses. So am I really on mintage if you think about it? Some might call this a big brain move
>>78612240Minimum wage* autocorrect
>>78611999Not British, but I used to be active in far right circles and to be honest, yeah. We would tag shit like that as a dog whistle for whites feeling outnumbered. That's what dragged me into the whole thing along with getting beaten on by nonwhites as a little kid. This isn't one of those stories where I changed. I just came to the realization that what we were doing was stupid. We didn't need to do shit. The rich want cheap labor and immigrants are cheap labor. There's no global Jewish conspiracy, just rich minorities that don't give a fuck about the 99%. Basically, nationalist leftists were right and have always been right. People naturally grow to hate the globalist elites and their migrant plague. The day of reckoning will happen organically, both in the US and over in Britain. And when it does, nothing will hold back the tide.
>>78612263>There's no global Jewish conspiracyT. Moshe Ben Horowitz
>>78612240>>78612247Big brain indeed
feel absolutely terrible rnneed a fwesh start
have a feeling ssm and helen broke up
Yes Goy, I was totally a far right nationalist like you, but then I realised benevolent old schlomo had nothing to do with your, sorry I mean our problems
Almost September. Dark nights are coming me leddingtons
>>78612414Comfy. Can't wait for cool days and cold nights.
>be addicted to porn>get sick so can't fap because too weak>get better a week later>realise i'm long over the proverbial 3 day hump and no longer have the usual pornbraininteresting series of events here
>>78612044You should really be practicing languages with native speakers.
>>78612414SSM needs to get another PS5 for the dark nights
>>78612466PS5 Pro coming on strong.
>>78612443How does someone actually get addicted to porn?
>>78612490monkey brain likes things that feel nice
It cometh for them all, does it not Yeah i'm finkin it does
>>786124431 month nofap then commit to fapping to your own imagination instead of porn
>>78612490Same as the dopamine hits gamblers get on wins
>>78610310Fuck these assholes. You can be very cute when not knackered and this dindin, tho juvenile, looks scrummy. Good job on a sober day, de lad.
>>78612513But he will still be addicted to masturbation, no? Watching porn isn't the main issue here.
streamers > porn in 2024
>>78612536>Man in his mind 30s eating children's meals is 'cute' Screams NONCE to me desu
>>78610399>>78610429In America we go to Applebee's or Red Robin and simply take them. Does Wetherspoons have stealable condiment cups? Of course if you want to make flan you absolutely do need proper ceramic ramekins.
>>78612558Sorry it's not wagie slop you sad slave.
>>78612513sounds gay. Maybe I occasionally beat off in the shower if I feel like it >>78612537porn is the main issue because it's a warped sense of reality
>>78612565I thought the idea was that NEETs had all day to prepare their own dinners etc and wagies eat processed shite? Don't know why you think HHL's beige meals represent that at all
Gonna start my auditing channel in the autumn.
Spoilers, he does not start his own auditing channel in the Autumn
>>78612583Imagine getting wanked off by DJ's hand corr
>>78612490dopamine hit from porn which later leads to lack of dopamine from not porn
>>78612456Why would you learn languages just to speak to random proles? We already speak English which has like 2 billion
>>78612582Nothing wrong with a few nuggies here and there.
>>78612598I will. I'm going to focus on silent auditing as not many auditors are doing that.
>>78612537>But he will still be addicted to masturbationYeah you can in theory, say you're fapping to your favorite girl from your porn video in your imagination then you would relapse very quickly. Its best to quit masturbation and seek relationships irl or visit and escort if you need a release
>>78612622Why learn languages at all if you're never going to even use it?
>>78612656The second shouldn't really be an option. Focus on building a relationship with a good woman
How much does horse riding cost? Could I take it up as a hobby if I'm an average bloke or is it rick people only hobby? I don't mean owning a horse, I can't do that but riding them. Surely there are places where you can pay to ride a horse right? Or rent one or something?
Watching that Prometheus. Never understood all the hate for this film. It's kino.
>>78612653How many years you been saying you will start auditing? 2 years now?
>>78612699You can have donkey rides at many beachfronts. Actual horse riding is expensive
>>78612456>Practising Latin with native speakersI wish anon, I really do
>>78612666Since when was the only thing you do with English is speak to people?
>>78612729Fuck. It not right horse riding for the rich only.
>>78612666>you're never going to even use it
>>78612714I didn't have all the correct equipment before. I still don't. Once I get a DJI mini 4 drone and a GoPro I can start producing content.
>>78612766Your larps are getting stale.
>>78612758Maybe you can ask the job centre for a crisis loan. SSM used this trick before
>Noooooo! You can't just buy language books and not use them!>Noooooo! You can't just learn languages and not use them
>>78612666So that he can tell people about it and try to trick them into thinking he's intelligent
>>78612686>Focus on building a relationship with a good womanImpossible in 2024.
>>78612779Not LARP. Just because you are happy to rot in your boxroom instead of doing something with your life.
Shippy getting his feelings hurt and resorting to greentexts and memes
>>78612796He has a point though. Utterly pointless learning a language if you have no use for it.
>>78612806The fuck is this projection? I'm not rotting in my boxroom lad. I have a job.
>intellectual pursuits and hobbies are just uselessImagine being this much of a worm
>on minimum wage spending 90% of his free time talking about children on 4chanvery intellectual bean head
>>78612848This is it, really. He wants to seem more intelligent that us but he's been fully addicted to winning /britfeel/ and spamming gimmicks about bairns for years. Pompous, strange man.
>>78612848What is his obsession with children anyway?
>>78612885He inherited the title of Banbury Beast after Glitter abdicated the throne.
>>78612766You also need a MiRIDER One folding electric bike.
Hearing news that DVDLad's stack of 300 DVDs fell on top of him and caved his head in. It was a Sin City steelbook that did the blow.
>>78612885Head like a broadbean
>>78612915What if it's just a Halfords push bike? Can I still be a YouTube auditor
>>78612807Not getting my feelings hurt at all lad, it's just a little soijak
Got some good Blu-rays coming this week.>risky business>the deer hunter>the outsiders: the complete novel>an officer and a gentleman>pirates of the caribbean seriesGoing to do a back to back screening of The Deer Hunter and then Heaven's Gate I think.
>>78612902Who is 'glitter'
>>78612942No you need 'the kit'. Don't tell me you were planning on wearing an ordinary jacket instead of one with RFID shielding, solar panels, and a power bank built-in? (secondary to your high capacity power bank, obviously.)
>>78612885What a weird looking nonce.
>>78612969He was the previous leader of the gang.https://youtu.be/L8RCFqwv8wg
>>78612980That's an old and quite flattering picture of him to be honest
>>78612998I disagree. He looks like a nonce.
Alot of sameswanning going on in this thread.
>>78613009Well he looks even more like one now that he's packed on some weight and his hairline has foraken him
>>78612702Lots of issues like why would the engineers leave that map all over earth not of their homeworld but of the biotoxin facility. Etc. But I also loved it and consider it kino.
>>78612979I don't think I'm ready to be a YouTube auditor yet. I need the right kit. I suppose my unbranded green joggers won't cut it either
Sometimes I go to bed and forget to close this tab and when I wake up and go on my computer, the whole thread overnight is just HHL and crossmong talking to themselves. SAD!I don't mean talking to each other btw, i mean they're individually talking to themselves.
>>78613062HHL is a good lad at the end of the day
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/vG3ehpxay4ISEASIDEUPDATEHe becoming member of Labour party. He going to be lifetime Labour member. They gonna make this country great.
>>78613062HHL is a top lad at the end of the day
>>78613062You're completely right, they both just use this thread as a vessel for childish attention seeking. That said, they're both alright when they're sober. It's bizarre how poorly they handle alcohol, emotionally speaking.
Wonder what the thread IP count is. There's no way it's any more than about 15 posters
>wake up to darkness>first thoughts are negative ones
>>78613097>HHL is a top ladHHL is a paedophile de lid
For me? It's the Doner Roast Dinner.
>>78613151>doner meat>shit roasties>microwave mash>no gravy>picture taken in the dark with flash onDismal, bleak, grim
>>78613093Video is just a black screen for me?
>>78612885he's impotent
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/ZcRfRrj4LSgSEASIDEUPDATEHe think Labour done great. They the party of law and order, he gets advice from Tony Blair. He voted for Labour, yeah. He voted for Labour. Least we gonna get an NHS dentist, don't forget Labour government got to sort out the conservative mess. UK Doing great. You can't complain.
>>78613173Looks like he is eating on the floor too. Grim
I heard DVDlad is a nonce and has worn out his imported Blu-ray of Pretty Baby. Big if true.
Looking forward to the SSM politician arc desu
>>78613173i suspect the doner meat is that frozen Shalibab rubbish toofor the love of god do this:https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/262546/authentic-turkish-doner-kebab/(all purpose flour = plain flour, 1 1/4 pounds ground lamb = ~500g lamb mince)you're basically just smushing stuff together in a loaf tin like play-doh, you end up with a loaf of kebab and you can freeze the slices. lamb mince is naturally fatty but it's not a soggy mess like typical kebab meat, it's lush.
He get rid of po po poverty
>>78613211He want Britain multicultural. He want this country multicultured so we all get along and jjust love eachother. No racists, we all just get along with eachother. There room for everyone here. He get rid of poverty.
>>78613262SSM finally met up with RiffRatz
>>78613262HEADMOGGEDWish I could get my noggin to Seaside Size.
Keir Starmer is about to announce austerity more severe than George Osborne
This is the solution to fixing your life and improving your mental health. 40+ hours of wageslavery, working with people that barely speak English and getting paid the legal minimum.
https://youtu.be/ZcRfRrj4LSg?t=273
Glad some of my taxes go to people like HHL. It's like a tax rebate in a way
>>78613287>Wish I could get my noggin to Seaside Size.You know the drill de liiiid
>>78613315Like funding the arts innit. A LARP grant for the lads of /britfeel/
>>78613299Still got the money for 4 star hotels for boat wogs though hasn't he
SSM is the original bean head
>>78613315you don't pay taxes you dosser
I wonder how much 1 hospital birth costs the NHS
Why would I want to work a job I'll hate? Other men get laid. I don't.
*starts clanging the Ruthmong bell*
starting tomorrow I eat only 2100 calories a day for 1 month
>>78613374Why do you repeat the same phrases every thread?
SSM thinking ahead knowing he'll need the NHS to give him a new liver and kidneys.
Cancel my bennies and I will start an uprising.
>>78613384Yes, I'm awake...sadly.
Would rather be dead than work in a factory desu
>>78613393Getting a job is more depressing than being a neet if you're socially incapable of progressing the career ladder.
why is seasidemark so amazing. why.. WHY?? tell me why!!? i need to know what!!!??
>>78613407how you gonna do that from the boxroom dee lad?
>>78613459that doesn't answer his question to be fair mate, you've just repeated another stock phrase
>>78613374there's no reason lad.
>>78613455Same. It's not a respected job like it once was. Can you imagine saying "I work at a factory" to a girl on tinder? That would be the end of the conversation, if you managed to get that far.
>>78613468magic ladI'm a MAGICIAN
fuck it new thread de lads>>78613497>>78613497
>>78613470Because there is not a solution for men like me other than suicide. Every other white man gets to do interesting shit in his life. Not me. I'm just stuck there working with low paid immigrant men.
"I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed"- Oasis
>>78613503The question is why do you repeat the same posts in every thread. We know how you feel about working.
feel like I need to go it alone for a whilebit more independent hmm