Isle of Arran, Scotland edition
No woman will ever Iove me.
>>78632317Im sure your mum loves you anon
sprogged wagies pay for my maccies
>>78632317Go to bed Ruthmongoloid
This kino lowkey screwed me up back in the day as a wee laddo. Very kino though
When Ruthmong suffers I smile.
Little fry up for din dins.
>>78632370Do the spacker carehome staff not wonder why you're ordering breakfast at 6pm
>>78632317Grim life this. Just going shopping at TK Maxx with a girl would feel like the highlight of my adult life.
Feasting on some din-din soonish am i not
I've given up on love. Women are just evil and only date 6ft+ Chads or blacks.
How much money do we make lads? What's a good salary in Sir Kier's Britain?
Used to remember a middle aged, bald dwarf looking man in my area. Turns out he killed himself a while ago. He was always walking alone and I used to laugh at him as a kid. I bet he lived a very lonely life.
>>78632431I wish I was a 6ft Black man. Imagine how many white women would fall at my feet.
Incels aren'ty half gay sometimes
How long until SSM sells his Dell Latitude 3440 intel i5-1345U, 16GB Ram, 512GB SSD laptop to CEX. I give it a week tops.
>>78632467his fate probably awaits quite a few of us, little cunts laughing and everything. tis the circle of life I suppose
Getting a wagie job at the Waitrose in York.
>>78632539Lots of fit oxbridge rejects in there I bet
>>78632539Grim, bleak, etc.
>English boy why you work at the warehouse? Shouldn't you have a better job?
>>78632317You just need a pair of shoes, lad.
>>78632556Yes a lot of Asian girls too.
Just a pack of bacon and 3 eggs left in the fridge corr
>>78632580I'm not Ruthmong. I own shoes.
The din dins. The wausages are from the local butchers. More expensive than supermarket wausages but far more lush and I mean LUSH.
>>78632611Don't care you manlet goblin freak
>>78632611Memes aside, do you cook any of this or is it cooked for you?
Sprogged wagie is NOT happy
A tiny pot of beans for a tiny man
>>78632625He just puts in an order with the spacker care home canteen. HHL isn't allowed to cook meals unsupervised
corr imagine having this trophy by your side as you walk past greggs.
>>78632611Why do you eat the same shit all the time? This can't be good for you.
>>78632431Are you stupid. Go outside and look at the average couple.
Eggs are my favourite part of any breakfast.
>>78632687Well they aren't going to be interested in me. Never have been.
>>78632692It's such a waste that you have to buy them in a set and then you've got leftover eggs you don't want. Egg shopping isn't designed for lads without a gf to share food with.
>>78632700What's that go to do with what he said? You just try to change the subject whenever someone points out how silly you're being lol
>>78632705He is pointing out the odd mismatched couple. Most women, even meh ones are with handsome guys.
Immigrants not welcome here.
Lads. Just had my 6th driving lesson. Was fucking absolutely shit and like I'd never driven a car before. Kept going into neutral, forgetting to press the clutch. All sorts of fuck ups and we had to end it early. I was driving my mums car last night just fine. Feel like a right fucking cunt
>>78632725There's also plenty of "meh" men with women.
>>78632725>Most women, even meh ones are with handsome guys.No? Go outside and just look.
>>78632725>He is pointing out the odd mismatched coupleNo he isn't>Most women, even meh ones are with handsome guys.No they're not. Again, go outside and look at the average couple.
It's really difficult to comprehend just how detached from reality some of the lads here are.
>>78632725Truth nuke. This is why 63% of young men are single and only 34% of young women are (source: Pew Research Center).
>>78632773>Pew Research CenterFOY
Going outside will not get me a gf so stop with that advice.
>getting hangry>checking all the cupboards and fridge for snacks >nothing I want>start slamming all the cupboard doors in frustration >"What's the matter now?" says mum >"there's fuck all to eat again," I respond>she says shopping will be here tomorrow>but I'm fucking hungry now and start getting upset>tell her get something for me now>mum goes out and gets more food at the supermarket>comes back like 40 minutes later and blames trafficRidiculous.
Imagine kissing her toned tummy
>>78632601>I own shoes.
>>78632740Even women can drive lad. It can't be that hard.
>>78632804Even ruthmong drives.
>>78632740Wouldn't sweat it lad. Passed my test two years ago and have been driving ever since, booked a motorway lesson with my old instructor last week (same car I passed my test in back then) and I was just about redlining it and burning his clutch out and allsorts, driving in totally different cars throws you well off until you've had time to adapt, especially if you're learning
>>78632789Nobody said that going outside would get you a girlfriend, just pointing out that the stupid shit you say is incorrect
>>78632791I really hope she doesn't get it pierced like Ruth.
has anyone here been abroad? what's it like out there? furthest i've beens wales ffs
>>78632813drives me mental! aha the silly beggar x
>>78632791Imagine having a girlfriend with the same figure as you.
>he's a wagieOH NO NO NO NO
>>78632821Cheers lad. Yeah just don't know what happened today. Been a stressful week and all that shite but not making excuses. Was just fucking shite.How come you took a lesson?
>>78632845Yeah been all over Europe. It's a lot of fun but it can get lonely if travelling alone.
>>78632813I don't drive. Just never saw the point in it... expensive, high maintenance. People always getting car issues. Not for me.
>>78632845Been to Canada couple times when I was a kid with parents. Was nice, would like to go again but don't want to go alone. Need friends.
>>78632851>"Counts" was "Cunts"kek
>>78632845You can't get a passport countersigned like me?
We doing the passport countersignature drivel again?
>>78632845I've been to Guernsey, even been to Alderney in fact. Don't need a passport for either
Big day of playing Ruthmong dollies kings?
Ruthmong should open his own cobbler place.
>>78632872never been on the motorway as I live out in the sticks but my folks have been badgering me to book a lesson so that I know what I'm doing on the motorway and I'm not going in blind when the time comes. Motorways pretty much common sense and they don't teach you anythin new but you just have to be super aware of all the mongs around you
Never getting a job.Never getting a passport.Never getting out of this grim country.Never getting a girlfriend.Never getting a pension.Never living beyond 40.
>>78632905>I've been to Guernsey
Never owning a smartphone.
Never owning a passport.
>>78632887Got one lad but no mates to go on a lads holiday with and never went abroad for family hols so I wouldnt even know what to do when I rock up at the airport or things like baggage, insurance etc. Too far north to consider eurotunnel or ferries either.
Never owning shoes.
>>78632880I looked at an immigration points quiz thing on the canadian gov website and apparently I dont have enough points, assuming i'd have more chance than all them indians that got over there but I guess their on some kind of IT support visa type shite
>>78632873would quite like to do that but how did you raise the money? casual work as you went along? or saved up thousands prior?
No passport, no hotel resort.
Going to feel her big titties pressed against me tomorrow
>>78632963Book cheap flights a month or so in advance using Google Flights or Skyscanner.net then stay in cheap hostels. My budget was 250
>>78632990Thats what somebody I know recommended me to do but I overthink it. How do you know there will be a hostel in X town/city that will have space for you when you get there? Do you book them in advance too? What if I fall and break my leg? Do I get charged thousands of euros for surgery?
my parents got me a passport when i was a wee so i've only ever had to renew it.
>>78633022>What if I fall and break my leg? Do I get charged thousands of euros for surgery?Get travel insurance.
>>78633026My mum's friend who I've never actually met countersigned mine when I was 17 or 18 I think
living in a bedsit / HMO is hell Albanian guy with the prison tag and missing teeth has been replaced by another Albanian guy with a face tattoo wearing 'hoodrich' clothes, who has a penchant for slamming doors, blasting music and leaving the shower in a fucking stateI hate this place and I want to die. it's full of dickhead retards honestly considering calling my nan to see if I can live with her, she has at least two spare rooms. I'd pay a fucking arm and a leg to get away from here most painful part is that I have a good chunk of money saved up, but since I'm a NEET private renters won't take meall I want is fucking peace and quiet
Need a cheap bedside lamp. Any recommendations?
>>78633026My doctor signed mine about 10 years ago. He charged me something like 6 quid 'admin fee'.
>>78632914I didn't know that. So you didn't do motorways in your test and you have a licence?
I'm fat AND addicted to oldschool Runescape:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9n0_5p8XKo
>>78633063they don't do that anymore. too "busy".
>>78633022>How do you know there will be a hostel in X town/city that will have space for you when you get there?Depends where you're going. If it's a major city you'll need to book in advance online. I tend to use booking.com to find somewhere and then contact the hostel or hotel directly as it works out cheaper
>>78633066Yeah mate they won't put you on the motorway for your test. The motorway lesson isn't a mandatory thing either, you can do it with your instructor before or after you've passed, as long as your car has the dual control/pedals and the person in the car with you is a qualified instructor. Good if you're nervous about going on one, or just want shown the correct way of changing lanes etc but alot of people probably don't bother doing it
>>78633069Hows the weight loss going lad? Made any progress?
Need a British general thread on 4chan that isn't britfeel. Any recommendations?
>>78633134/noncefeel/ lad
>>78633134>Any recommendations?/brit/ seems like the most obvious one
October is my lucky month I can feel it
>>78633103Ah interesting. Good luck with it lad. Any tips? I'm about the level (or so I should be) of around using 3rd gear, roundabouts etc.
christ aliveat this point may as well rename this general /ruthmongfeel/
>>78633182different lad but just be patient and remember that the driving test is mostly about knowing how to drive safely, so make sure you have the mirror checks and 6 point checks stuck in your brain. As for the clutch and that, it really becomes second nature after a while. Just keep at it and you'll one day just drive without second thought. Gas then clutch when setting off in a petrol car is the cheat code if you really want one. It's pretty much stall-proof
got myself an adventurer apu in the hopes he'd amass treasure for me but he's a dud. he's only ever got as far as the pub for a few wints and a read of the paper. he claims that's an adventure in itself and the first dozen times I kind of agreed with him but now i tire of that excuse. he's angling for me to get him a squire but i'm insistent its a peruvian page apu at best for now
>>78633134/brit/ but in peak hours it can be a bit too fast and there is much more inane drivel than britfeel
Been catching up on SSM. He's fucking losing it. He's been self harming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxjBZjNF3Wk
>>78633055same Anon here. I might as well fucking off myself at this point even if I get out of here I've still got nothing going for me. just an autistic retard with no skills, 27 years old and never had a job, no idea what the fuck I'm doing, can't see things getting much better
>>78633182Roundabouts; if you can see the entrance to your right from far away as you approach the roundabout, and there's nothing coming, you're sometimes better to just slow down to 10-15mph and into 2nd gear, and go onto the roundabout straight away instead of coming to a stop, checking your right and then moving off again in 1st. There might be something coming from the side opposite (straight ahead) but they should be far enough around that you won't cause them to slow down/brake unless theyre speeding. Always remember to check the left mirror as you come off the roundabout, even if 99% of the time there's nowt there - it's what the tester will want to see. On your test they want to see that you're aware of your surroundings and stuff so you're better to overexagerrate it and take more looks across to your mirrors than you would in reality, moving your head not just your eyes so that they defo see you checking etc. I get you're a bit away from the test yet but it's better to know now than after a test where they fail you for lack of observations.
>>78633211There is literally no conversions in /brit/ just shitposting, memes and textless slagposting
>>78633231what board is /brit/ even on, I only ever browse /pol/, here and some of the porn boards
>>78633225Hit the weights and get hench lad.
>>78633222Mark wants the DWP to think he's having a breakdown. That's why he is cutting himself and shaving his eyebrows off
>>78633231No SSMposting though, just a lot of Bradleyposting
>>78633209give him a copy of don quixote the next time he heads out, it might inspire him
time for skyscanner toil
>>78633245It's on /int/It is very fast but you can get used to it. It's more lighthearted than here but the other anon is right, can very rarely have a conversation. It also has a schizo problem but that seems to be true of all generals.
>Had a nocturnal emission >Wash myself and change sheets>Throw boxers out>Spray febreze all around the room >Mum asks what the strange smell is
where would you live if money wasn't an option? I'd live somewhere near Holmfirth I think. Nice area, near family but no too close where they'd be showing up all the time.
Do night classes at technical colleges/ polytechnics not exist anymore?? Fancied the idea of just going to a class once/twice a week at tea-time to learn car maintenance or decorating or french, but I can't find any near me...
>>78633247it is a mental breakdown if he's actually going at his arm with a razor.
>>78633231I got a few responses on there today but to be fair that was just lads making fun of me for my sims 4 gameplay.I was called "exceedingly grim" "beyond pathetic", and "a bit bizarre"
>>78633265Have only had that happen once, when I was 11. But yea, since then I've been emptying myself at least weekly and mostly daily. I think I now have a daily fap streak stretching back to probably 2015.
>>78633270Whitby would be nice
>>78633270I'd live in space.
>>78633265don't think I've ever had one before...is my willy broken?
>>78633292Yeah that sounds about right. Best time to go on /brit/ is late at night, after about 10pm. Gets a bit slower and less spammy
>>78633270Within the UK you mean? Probably Doset to be honest.
>>78632299About to tuck into a fancy Waitrose pizza lads.
Foids really think they have hard lives in 2024.
On that Wednesday evening wuppagrind and it's lush.
>>78633340fuck off back to plebbit and take your stupid picture with you
>>78633359Bit rude aren't you
>>78633115Nothing significant. I still eat junk most days. I do exercise and go for runs still though.My dad reckons it could be a glandular issue even.
>>78633359Sick of reddit making out women are suffering.
For the shoeless lads.
>>78632611Corr that bacon looks nice, putting me in the mood for a bacon sarnie now.
>glandular issueNot it's 'greedy cunt' issue
>>78633388whats this then
>>78633229>>78633208Cheers lads. Much appreciated
>>78633403designated pissing carpets in indiaunironically
>>78633377Alri LSFPL, haven't seen you around much. You still taking them L signs from cute girls? I've given up the loser life me, felt it was finally time to grow up and move on from that immature stuff, don't even watch ASMR girls anymore, still a NEET though. Just keeping to them wuppas and me vidya and me womfy films. Maybe have the occasional wiss up but nothing crazy. Had me haircut today too so I'm looking fresh for the comedy show on Friday.
>>78633449I need asmr for sleep. Don't have the attention span anymore for films.
>>78632845Travelled to southeast asia extensively
Aussie lass and her cute belly.
>>78633270Cotswolds look nice
>>78633481Do much cooming there lad?
>>78633470I only watch unintentional ASMR videos now, I don't watch ASMR girls anymore. I'm on a ASMR thot strike until I get me new laptop. Agreements were broken.
>>78633449When you gonna post the your L folder MEGA de lid?
>>78633505do you watch the ones that whisper and make the weird noises, tapping on the mic and stuff, or the ones that are just audios pretending to be your bird and telling you they love you n that.
My hunt for a shipping container for storage isn't going to well. Everywhere I inquire is coming back with nothing available.
>>78633514You want one delivered to you?
>>78633502Not really desu my libido is pretty low due to alcohol abuse
>>78633507Probably never.>>78633514I prefer the medical roleplays and sci-fi roleplays. Just roleplays of any kind really. The ones where they just ramble and whisper into the mic are boring af.
>>78633507Her lazy eyes are so cute. :3
>>78633273Yeah still exist for academia, french etc, you might need to travel to to a big town/city for the privilege
Playing some more monkey game me.
>>78633526hand delivered?
>The slow and deliberate movements of the sea turtle in the dream could suggest the importance of being patient and persistent in reaching your goalsBased subconscious telling me to take it easy.
>>78633449Hey mate, I am actually really glad to hear that. Keep it up. I wish I could quit my goddess. She's drained thousands from me over the years. It will surely be the death of me.
>>78633608>dreamt about sniffing my ex-gf's feet last nightwhat does that one mean helperlad?
>>78633561thats a bit shite. Suppose anything I'd go to learn could be done via youtube and the internet instead if I had the drive for it, but I quite fancy the idea of learning these things in some dimly fluorescent-lit college classroom on a windy, rainy winters night in town, surrounded by a room full of people battered and drain by the stresses of the working day.
Anyone tried that Oreo Coke yet? Got some to try for a laugh!
>>78633621It's normally things like plastering or hairdressing desu, not really comfy classroom courses
>>78633633even still. I have to image it'd give the feeling reminiscent of being at school after 4pm when I had after-school clubs that ran late. There's probably a german word for the feeling - not quite being in a place at a forbidden time but at a time when the place associated with bustling crowds of people and liveliness falls silent and empty.
Good news! My delayed Amazon order has been dispatched. The Blu-rays I got today were:>Jaws>Heat>Risky Business>An Officer and a Gentleman>The Dreamers (4K; Eva Green's tits in 4K)Coming tomorrow should be:>Goodfellas>The Outsiders>The Deer Hunter>Pirates of the Carribbean Collection (Got for 8 quid, that's less than two quid a film and I really love the original trilogy).Not a bad wee haul de lids. Going to watch Risky Business later I reckon. It's just the old Blu-ray... didn't feel like splashing out 20 odd quid for the Criterion version. I feel like they are a rip off compared to other boutiques.
youtube then bed lads. fuck this grim life.
>>78633645I know what you mean ladMaybe you could get a job as a cleaner, they're often around when everyone else has left
>>78633649Heat's one of my favourites. enjoy it lidhttps://youtu.be/Us5dEocwWjw?si=Jf-y4X6pXaEZGrez
>>78633671Worked as a teacher for a little bit and the cleaners at that school freaked me out. They weren't old dears topping up the state pension or handicapped simpletons either, they looked reasonably alert middle aged blokes, mostly bald and didn't say much at all. I could totally imagine them being sex offenders out on a work rehab type progamme if it wasnt for the fact they were in a school
>>78633672I haven't seen it in years and only watched it on DVD. Two discs too so loads of special features to dive into. I was thinking of getting it on 4K but apparently it's not that much better than the Blu-ray. I only really go for 4K if it's way better than anything previously.
>>78633621I live near big city and their all miles away for construction. https://nationalcareers.service.gov.uk
>>78633693>>78633621tick the evening box https://nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/find-a-course/searchcourse
>>78632851love made up stories on the internet
O flower of Scotland, when will we see yer like again
>>78633616Yeah, it's a self-destructive spiral for sure de lid. I'm starting to think this is some kind of female revenge against men for centuries of oppression. Take it easy on them 1s and 2s de lid.
>>78633704kek first one I get. at least it's free
Look here wagies. You can't make me work. Some people just have no interest in any career. You've just got to accept that's society. There will always be economically inactive people like me. My mental health comes first and it will deteriorate rapidly by being a slave. We all tolerate things differently.
>>78633704I'm all set lads
>>78633747Just interview me lad. You could make a documentary.
>>78633726Windows/smartphone mongs tier course.
>>78633747mines says its 18 weeks for the autism course. reckon I could speedrun autism?
>>78633767Anyone posting ITT could probably teach the course
Hidden disabilities means I don't have to slave.
All the deanos garn mental over getting tickets to see Oasis. Don't get me wrong, I like some of their music but I'm not gonna pretend be some Oasis megafan just to say I've gone and seen them live.All the posers will be coming out the woodwork now.
>>78633704unironically a good option if you've got a basic understanding of maths and can hold a screwdriver
>>78633781I think 90% of listeners under a certain age are posers, they claim to be real fans but they haven't listened to anything after the first 2 albums, with the exception of couple of B-sides (they won't even know what that means though) and singles from the 3rd album that got panned
>>78633784do you need to start at level 1 for things like this and work your way up?
>>78633793For that one, you're meant to start at level 6, or if you're a bit thick maybe a foundation/intro course at level 5, and move up to the next one each year. If you're totally dense you could even get your GCSE maths (about the the only real requirement) and make it a 3-4 year job total. But nah there's not really a level 1-4
>>78633808Correction, you're meant to start at Level 7, not 6. and if you have A levels you can skip level 7 and go straight in at 8
AND SO WELPER CAN WAITHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATEAS WE'RE WALKING ON BYHIS WIZZA SLIDES AWAYBUT DON'T LOOK BACK IN WANGERI HEARD YOU SAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJzB-N75W8
THIS OLD TOWN DON'T SMELL TOO PRETTY ANDI CAN FEEL THE WARNING SIGNSRUNNING AROUND MY MIIIIIIND
>>78633791I reckon only about 30% of people who get tickets will actually be genuine fans, the rest will be there for the social media clout.
SHE'S ELECTRICSHE'S ALSO A BIT OF A SPASTICHER TITTIES ARE MADE OF PLASTICAND I THINK THAT I LOVE HER
I DON'T MINDAS LONG AS THERE'S A BED BENEATH THE STARS THAT SHIIIIIIIIIAIAIAIAIAIIANE
>>78633743t. man on 20 year old laptop that will soon die completely
>>78633784Lol I've actually done this one in the past, worst mistake of my life
>>78632611you're are very own peedee heaton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gReglJP6XAlove you welpy x
>>78633793Level 1 would be learning to count to ten.
>teachers are overworked, they work so hard!yes, working hard noncing kids, the bastids.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpxB2LOB8qY
>>78633988Why do they always have a half hour long chat for fucks sake, just stay quiet.BETTER YET why do that shit at 9:05?They really are trapping mongs.
>>78633837This is a sad truth. Hotels already pricing people out too. Rooms in Edinburgh going for a grand lmao.Not arsed myself. Seen high flying birds back when chasing yesterday released. Good enough for me
>>78633961Corr love a bit of street wooty me, was always booting wooties off garage doors and launching them over garden fences when I was a kid. Something you never see nowadays. Sign of the times I suppose.
Honestly, it Welpers World
Bring back 2000s culture.Simple as x
>>78633355Welpy you remind me of old peedee heaton from them housemartinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Imat0FJ48
>>78634086I am quite drunk and love all you lads.
>>78634108Does anyone want to watch The Young Ones or The Prisoner with me?
>>78634034HELPER DO YOU REMEMBER FIFA STREET ON THE PS2 PHWOAR
>>78634173I do indeed, corr what a game. Remember Simpsons Hit & Run phwoaaaaar.
>>78634222I rented Hit and Run like five times with me pocket money. Used to love renting games over the weekend, maybe the odd film as well. Would hate when you'd rent a game or film and it was so scratched it wouldn't work.
>>78634222>Remember Simpsons Hit & Run phwoaaaaar.was playing that on my GC emulator the other day, terrific game
>>78634173>>78634222God I love you lads.
Helper do you remember when you pulled mong cord?
>>78634274no need for that lad Helper is sound. Piss off
Wagies pay for helpers A - Z multivitamins.
Had like 4 wuppas in the last hour now I feel alert af. On that waffeinegrind. Better than being on the wooze I suppose.
>>78634363what's your bag of choice laddington
That Oreo Coke is disgusting, lads. Don't bother.
>>78634384Tangy cheese Woritos.
>>78634392Sounds rank desu
I remember when someone pranked me at college by sticking a load of bourbons in my bottle of Pepsi and I took a massive swig of it. Still haunted by it today.
>>78634421For me its Flamin Hot (the imported american ones that stain your fingers)>>78634422Yeah, taste like rum flavoured snacks which I also hate. Makes me feel like I feel when I'm hungover.
wish i was a carefree 20-something stoner working the late shift at a video store in suburban New Jersey in the late 90s desu
thought these would be utter shit but they're actually decent de lids
>>78634483Apparently it's a thing in America for truckers to put peanuts in their bottles of coke or pepsi. Something to do with the salt. Might try it sometime.
>>78634496love my daughter but I would kill to go back to my 20s yeah
I wonder how Ruth is enjoying her summer holidays.
>>78634501Not a huge fan of these, a hit too like mini ricecakes. Proper bubble crisps are lush but haven't seen any in ages.
>>78634506my 20s are utter dogshit. what did you get up to back then? (i'm assuming the 90s)
>>78634506>my daughter
My 20s are almost over and they've been almost entirely lived in my childhood bedroom. My 30s shan't be much different.
>>78634520I'm only 36 so I was still a wee lad for the 90s.I had a group of ~10 friends who I'd hang out with a lot, it was great. Didn't do much special, but I was happy all the time.
For some reason YT recommended this to me earlier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBFqH97duv8... That wigger roastie is something else, absolute state of white women reallyAnd then they blame white men for swallowing the ricepill kek
In that Woasis presale ballot meMad fer itDoubt I would get tickets though
>>78634553comfy memories I bet. times like that are where you come to appreciate that it's not all about the material possessions but the company you find yourself in as well.
>>78634579Good luck lad I hope you can get a ticket if you're a fan. Any news on the price yet?
Boxroom lifestyle might don't make it
>>78634604Not yet I dont thinkPrice is no issue really
>>78634496>>78634506>>78634520>>78634545I'm 27 and haven't had sex in over 7 years. It's safe to say my 20s have not been good.
>>78634622I'm in my 30s and have never had sex. Ha, I beat you win.
>>78634600I've never been big on possessions because I grew up poor.It was sad to watch everyone leave town and be left alone.I'm sure when I'm in my 40s I'll look back fondly at my 30s, just how it goes innit.
>>78634630At least you've never come close to thinking you'd be able to live a regular sex-having life.
Is it me or are there more and more ads about tampons and other womens shit lately? In the middle of fucking dinner you're sat there having to listen to some slag moan about 'gushing' and 'leaking' ffs, keep that disgusting shit in Hello magazine or something.
>>78634640"what they say of the grass on the other side is true, too much time looking up is turning everything blue"
My mate has a blue peter badge that I want and he won't give it to me. He got it from a family member, he couldn't give a shit about it but won't give it to me the cunt
>>78634666Yeah as well as adult nappies for women. I don't want to see that shite.
Cannot really be arsed right nowNay
just want a girl to give me a hug and tell me it'll all be okay. she doesn't have to be hot or a genius, just genuinly warm and empathetic, with a twinkle of life in her eyes
>>78634680Saw them last month, still very good.Think I prefer Dan Andriano's solo stuff overall.
>>78634666>Watching broadcast TV ever
>>78634700Do you speak to women? Go outside? Have a social circle?
>speak to women? Go outside? Have a social circle?
>>78634713Yep their new album was a major bounce back. I feel that Dan's writing has aged liked wine, and his contributions have began to shine with recent releases. Laso saw them live on the last UK tour and they were great
>>78634700You can't really get this as a guyWomen used me all the time at uni for hugs in bed but it was always for their problems. supposedly their lives are all shit when chad doesn't look at them and my mental elf just doesn't matter.
Switching things up and having a Ribena now.Radical times here in welper's world.
Had to take some loperamide. Feel like a shell of a man.
>>78634715speak to women when I can, leave my box plenty, but I have a small social circle, with no women in it
>>78634736Love the smell of Ribena, me. Hate the strawbery one.
>>78634760What does when you can mean? How often?
>>78634765Never used to drink the cartons of ribena as a child because I was convinced that the inside of the carton was just made of paper/card that would be wet from the juice and peel/flake in amongst it, getting swallowed by me as I drank the juice, with the thought of having soggy paper in my mouth making me gag
>>78634745I'm on it constantly as well de lad. IBS is living hell.
>>78634778well I don't "cold approach" but always try to make a bit of small talk with cashiers etc if they seem receptive or if it's otherwise appropriate, chat at work to my co workers just fine, not friends with them per say but we can have a bit of a joke and a laugh
>>78634789What the fuck lad you've given me a new fear. The good news is your body is full of microplastics slowly killing you anyway.
got bored there so I did the old GCSE maths paper i took for real back in 2013. Got a B when i was a 16 year old but this time i pulled an easy A* out. I'm like a fine wine me, better with age,
>>78634805Cashiers don't count. Work is decent, but you need to speak to women outside of work, nights out and shit lad, where flirting is normal.
>>78634812wouldn't worry about it geezer, I ripped open a carton of juice a few months ago to see if my childhood issues were founded in reality but turns out the inside is just a really thick reflective foil-esque type card, no flaking or other erosion/degradation present - totally in tact
>>78634823I don't go on nights out man I've got two mates and we never go out together
>>78634765I'm having the blackcurrant one me.
>>78634864That's a problem lad. You aren't going to meet single women then.
>>78634854I used to burn those cartons with a lighter. Surprised I didn't burn the house down when I was a kid.
Nights out mostly just result in crushing failure, absolute chaos or kissing randoms anywayThink that form of meeting people is on its way out (not a good thing)
>>78634760>>78634805>>78634864I don't know why you're entertaining him, nothing you say will be good enough. You'll always have to go outside more, do more approaches, even far in excess of what Chad does. Statements like >>78634715 are unfalsifiable by design.
>>78634687order a replica and switch them out
>>78634873I'm well aware. Don't think I'm built for the chase though either to be honest, the thought of all the flirting, dropping game, situationships, talking stages, soft launches, it all seems so tiresome I just want to be a lover
Remember that show Humans? Would love a sexbot like that Asian lass.
>>78634912channel 4 wasn't it? that young lad tried to grope the chinkbot one night and she gave him a telling off, think there was a second series but I never got round to it
>>78634905No cheat codes to skip to the last stage de lid. Got to play the game like all of us.
>>78634927not playing until someone turns the tutorials on ffs
>>78634921Yeah Humans. I watched the whole thing but can't remember much about it. The dad got drunk one night and turned the Chink lass into adult mode and it was like a rape. Think on a later season the blonde robot lady was slave prostitute in a brothel or sumthing. Good show. Felt bad for the guy who had an old model that kept spazzing out but it was like a son to him.
>>78634888>'i wish i had gf'>what are you doing to get one>'fuck all'
>>78634905don't forget the "parade around" - meeting different friends and relatives in different locations over a few days
>>78634958fanneeesmelllllerrrrrrrrrrr de lid
>>78634958Imagine someone like that magically getting a gf, and realising they have to then put effort into the relationship. Communicate regularly, set aside your own free time to spend time with her doing things you might not want to do, listen and pretend to care about what she's saying, dealing with her friends and (worse) family. It's harder work than they think.
Pakis are bullying black lads now. Makes a change from seeing a white kid getting bullied, still fucked up though.https://x.com/RealCrazyFight_/status/1828206446246322346
>>78634980but that's the sort of thing I think I'd be good. I've had women tell me I'd be a good husband and a good dad and all that shite plenty
>>78634980They are too stupid to ever consider thisThey want a sex doll who does their dishes for them and does whatever they say
My spirit animal is a peacock because I want to believe one day I'll bloom and spread my feathers.
>>78634958many such casesIf I lost my gf I would just be alone forever, idk how to meet women any more
I just don't get it me. like when I see these videos of scrawny Afghan and Syrians beating up German kids, like come on Hans you're twice the size of these feral fuckers, remember who you are. You could easily destroy them if you wanted to. Suppose it's about mentality at the end of the day. Seen the same thing happen in France and Sweden too. Sad to see.
>>78635018It's a jarring moment for kids, when they realise they've been lied to about immigrants.
>>78635018>when I see these videos of scrawny Afghan and Syrians beating up German kids, like come on Hans you're twice the size of these feral fuckers, remember who you are.It'd be funny to see them beat you up instead.
something something THAT video
>>78634985Damn, that's a hard watch. School bullies really are scum of the earth. No doubt he had all his scummy mates around him to back him up in case the black lad stood up for himself.
Remember when Total Wipeout's final stage had contestants climb up a big sloped waterfall, except it was all lucozade instead of water...
>>78634985He should dedicate the rest of his life to breeding paki slags with his BBC as payback
>>78635072More of a Dorito's Crash Course man, me.
>>78635093comfy memories of playing that at friends house after school, before I was allowed an xbox...
>>78634537Not him but I have a daughter too
>>78632299Speaking of Scotland...>For here you'll feel the sand beneath your footsteps>For here you'll feel the wind across the Glen>For here you'll stand and soon you will remember>The land you loved when you come home againIf this doesn't hit you in the feels, you are not human:https://youtu.be/jF7nnvZIiz8
I just spaffed and feel alive
>>78635132https://youtu.be/DxgGUUTTi88?si=9U3gxUNDBh1Jb24hmore up my street la
Just need a 2nd sprog then I can retire from interacting with women entirely
>>78635159why 2? Tbh I wish I wasn't an only child growing up but I suppose it had it's benefits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYvuS9OxdA
>>786351712 minimum but I'd ideally have loads.
>>78635193You won't have any bean head.
>>78635186Your music taste is so peculiar to me considering how much time you spend online, it's 100% gastropub mainstream radio stuff and 2000s oldies. Full on Metro radio stuff. Nowt wrong with it just interesting.
>>78635186Spooky de lid. Just listened to this earlier for the first time in over a year. Posion Prince is her best one. She used to be my favourite singer before alizee
>>78635186https://youtu.be/_4rCiM1wFlM?si=5qlDdBiC0bX6SPff
>>78635201Arbroathy would beg to differ
shippy training me pavlov-wise to get annoyed whenever i see one of his shit alizee images
>>78635230>one of his shit alizee images
SPAFF SPAFF SPAFF SPAFFFEELIN ALIVEFEELIN ALIVE
>>78634989You said you don't like the chase. Women love that shit and love playing games all throughout the relationship. You would not make a good husband.
>>78635274used to think the lyrics to this song were "stay in the light" not "stayin alive" when I was a bairn
>>78635278ayebprobably right enough. asmr and a firm pillow for me it is for the foreseeable
>>78635171What didn't you like about being an only?
>>78635204Yeah, my music taste is very random, I pretty enjoy all sorts of music. What I'm listening to depends entirely on what kind of mood I'm in.
>>78635330parents were quite cold, emotionally vacant, there was never much fun in the house as a child, alot of sitting in my room by myself struggling to entertain myself, same with days out and holidays when I was younger and didn't appreciate them the same way. I read somewhere ages ago that people with siblings are generally more normal neurologically etc, not sure if theres any truth in it but I'd believe it. Also means I had nobody to vent to or share experiences with in teeenage years, that sorta thing
As the youngest of 4 I ended up being treated like Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle And to be honest I wouldnt change a thing
you know how touhou fans have touhousort where it asks them which of two touhous is the best, NOW which is the best, what about these two... and then it uses sorting magic to create a ranked list?i have bought every flavour of red bull i want to do the same. is there a program where i can put in custom text instead of touhous? or do i need to assign each touhou to a red bull and then do mental gymnasticks?
>>78635422this is the other side of it that I can't really testify to - I have no idea how it feels to grow up as the middle sibling, or the expectations levelled at the older brother, or the spoilt younger sister etc, and whether these stereotypes hold any weight
>>78635445I am not sure really. Never considered it too much. But I do think you are right and that being an only child will usually be an unfortunate thing.
>>78634985What's the leftist position on this? Who's got more oppression points?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxjLD2pmlk
I can see the stars quite clearly out my window. Part of me wonders just how many starry nights I have left on this world
HELP!GOT MUM PREGNANT!FOR REAL THIS TIME!
knock me down with a featherclever trevorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voPgKKQeASwr
HELP!GAVE DAD AIDS!
>>78635487i went to an all white scum school and as a REAL leftist? it's classism in action. i bet someone once called Kwasi Kwateng an offensive word. i bet it happened while he was walking to the bank to check his portfolios. so we think badly of the yeller for doing wrong but it was just a kid who would take 0.1% of the portfolios if only to get something from the McDonald's Saver Menu.
Kwasi Kwarteng shagged Liz Truss' tuppence.
notice the bully changes his tract to dandruff. unclean! uncouth! a common vagabond!the small brain answer is to call that ableism maybe the lad has mental health issues or a learning disorder. but the medium brain asks what LED to that. classism. if class was a protected characteristic, it would be really annoying but we'd all see the truths we need to see.
We need another britfeel meetup asap.
Starmer is banning people from smoking outside pubs now. At this point I think the Jews have brought him in as a human wrecking ball to issue the final blows to this once great nation.
>>78635589Good honestly. Hate those cunts blowing smoke in my face when I'm trying to get in.
>>78635579was that really a bunch of britfeel lads?
>>78635597Yep, only known personality there is Yassin. Rival of poleaboo. Don't think he posts anymore though.
Proton have posted a job listing for a video content strategist in Spain. someone has to tell the youths how to stay safe online with funny dances and silly memes. and that someone is going to be me.
>>78635589People will just ignore it. Can't really enforce it, what are social clubs gonna do, hire someone to stand outside to make sure nobody is smoking? Who determines what is "outside a pub", next to the doorway? How many feet to you have to be standing away for it not to be considered "outside the pub". Seems daft tbqh.
when bae tells you he isn't behind seven proxies
>>78635579these look too normali'm fine if it's normal as long as at some point someone goes>anyone else think we should see some blood?it's like seasoning to taste.
>>78635649Don't know what you're on about at all lad
Mint playlist thishttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zcHYkuZv4a2dzlmIaPTfQ
The wapu shall be calling it soon
>>78635668that lad's one public playlist is shite
>>78635549What are you talking about? How does class come into that video?
>aroused>will probably end up touching my willyberg in my sleep againI hope not. nn to all ze wapus
>>78635589Kek everyone forgot that labour are even more keen on a nanny state than the tories.
beers starting to kick in, cat sleeping with his head wedged against my legs, season finale of the sopranos, night lads, you're all gooduns, even you
>>78635740>beers kicking in whilst he's literally alonesad for you
Might neck that wolognese pasta tonight.
>>78635710i don't even know how it's racist. how does race come into that video? oh that's right, because we see race. to the point where a common anti-racist refrain is 'i don't see race'.class is trained invisible. there isn't a law for equality. there isn't even the absence of a law. it's utterly unmentioned. we all know it's there, it affects everything, but that's part of life. misogynist shoots up a feminist campus? oh no. KKK members go out lynching? oh no. classism? haha that one's a laugh actually, now that i think about it (which nobody ever does.)
>Ryanair boss calls for two-drink limit at airportshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgl28npy7e2oi get where he's coming from, but it's disappointing. Panorama did an 'expose' on how Ryanair flights are bad and they ambushed him for an interview. he agreed only if they'd show the full thing. which they did, as an online featurette after the programme. cunts.but you watch that encounter and it just changes the narrative entirely. yeah he's a slimy businessman, and Ryanair is a grim budget airline. but then Mr O'Leary both has a bit crack on and manages to make some serious points of his own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycUEBkZr5aQafter all the moody music as if Ryanair were cutting leg room to fund evil experiments, this was their big 'got him!' moment. edited in the broadcast obviously, with a disclaimer they'd agreed to the man's demand to show the unaired version (on bbc.co.uk somewhere). even-handed investigative journalism.
>>78635828He's just being a sly cunt. He doesn't want the airport selling the expensive booze. He wants his planes selling it.
>>78635777So you're saying this bullying was class motivated?
Starting to worry about my wee Crossy laddy
Shippy got caught exposing himself in a park tonight. He told the police that he was just having a piss in a bush, but they didn't believe him. The mad thing is that 2,100 people were actually at the park for a special Banbury summer event.
>>78636278If he's got any sense he'll keep away from here to be honest, doesn't do him any good
Got that wasta in the microwave.
America is a big place.
>>78636359wat wasta
Asmr girls and their tuppence vaginas
Handsome ASMR lads
>>78636408Wolognese wasta wake from Wiceland
Finished about 80% w/the bookington now am i not
Neck this wasta while watching some YouTubes then think I'll call it a day
*breaks the silence in the thread with a loud burp*Corr
Never watched the Olympics and won't be watching the Paralympics either. It boring.
>>78636713CongratuIations!
None dare call it womfort.
Verily, i have wutted
Yeah, I know this might be extremely controversial even for britfeel and I might regret saying this but....I'm welper.
*takes a deep sigh of relief*Glad I got that off me chest x
>>78635618It's nice to see someone posting about jobs, I was trying to get a job in the civil service for ages but I think I'll pivot to an apprenticeship in admin.
>>78633649>GoodfellasTop drawer. Remember the last Christmas I spent with my nan I put that on the TV.
>>78636950>>78636960alri there offielid, sappning?
>>78636960>GoodfellasKinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Tf4uF4MyI
Now go home and get ya fucking shinebox
>>78636960>GoodfellasI know it sounds really stupid but as a man in his early 30s my fitness goal is to look as good in a suit as Robert De Nero in Goodfellas.Completely aspirational but I have a full head of hair that's graying at the sides and I try to keep my goals vaguely realistic. Naturally I'll never be that handsome but so it goes.
>>78637011Get yourself in a gym when it's late at night (usually empty). Start off slow on the treadmills and go from there. The ones at my local Puregym have these little shelf bits that you could put a tablet in. Nothing wrong with watching a film while you walk. Do that every day and that's a good start.>>78636976Absolute classic.>>78636972Work yesterday, today off but I'm going to do more cash in hand garden work for the elderly man I see as regular. He's bumped me up from every fortnight to every week now. Chuffed cause it's easy.
>>78637084I hate the gym so I got myself a walking treadmill thing, was 170 quid. Down a stone so far. It's miserable but I'm trekking on. Nice to see you offie.
>>78637115170 for it isn't bad at all. As long as there's nobody living beneath you, you're fine. I pay slightly more than that for a year of gym membership so it makes sense to just buy the equipment you're actually going to use at home.
>>78637134I just walk on it anyway, and I already have some light dumbells from when I was a teenager at least. Not as good as the gym treadmills though, you can put those at an incline and really ramp things up. I'm just getting my steppies in and swinging girl weights, you can become an ironchested pumper of steel at the gym de lid.
Time to call it a day and check into beddingtons. Looks like offielid is here for the rest of the night shift now anyway so the threadington is in good hands. Nighty night.
>>78637167Adjustable dumbells! Try looking on freecycle.
The teefingtons have been brushedCleansed, even
Une kino de pepe
>>78635689corr good post diss one
human brains are just AI, we're all generating learning models. i just made a Beatles song on the bog>going doowww-ooww-owwn tooOOoo the racesssss />[more casual/spoken word] I've got a shilling on ththat's as far as i got. but if i kept going i could write a full Beatles song, then an album. if i really pushed it, i could manually type in the pulse code modulations for a raw audio file of an entire Beatles-that-never-was discography. and i'm just one bloke.
>>78637471bet u couldn't make it write a song that made me cry tho
>>78634509She goes abroad probably with a renewed adult passport.
>>78636713You didn't at least watch the London 2012 opening? It was epic kino lad.
>>78637653yeah that takes effort. Eleanor Rigby isn't even a real woman, but i bet that song has caused enough actual tears to fill an Olympic size swimming pool. like if there was a gun to your head, 'true or false?' you'd go 'true' on that.boggles the mind.
What time was the dip? Around 10 hours ago?
Another day of doing nothing. At least a while ago, I'd be like "time to start on this game."
I'm going to be a NEET and incel forever. It feels like those two things come packaged together. There is no real solution to this.
Roight den, fuck itThis isn't going anywhere in particular now that the foodington's taken a trip to digestionshireNo sire, it most decidedly is not
Laura's sphincter is very strong I reckon.
>>78638100>There is no real solution to thisThere is, youre just lazy
Wops on the hunt for every single Xbox 360 PAL game. l don't think she realises the scale of the library especially when you factor in Australian, Russian and European games. I expect she only means UK released games. Still there are some incredibly difficult to find games like My Horse and Me 2.
>>78638134Please don't talk about her that way. She's not an onlyfans camgirl. She has intelligence to drive her to success.
I dread to think what the price is for My Horse and Me 2 on the Xbox 360 these days. I actually had it once.
>>78638145I don't want to be productive and miserable.
She only likes Tomb Raider (2013) onwards because the older games are not an accurate representation of the average female body. You'd never see her download Tomb Raider Legend on the PS5.
Look...fuck off wagies. Why would I want this? I'm not going to implicate myself into a deeper depression. My mental health takes priority. Slavery is just not for me.
>>78638228Bit youre miserable now too right?
>>78638368Better to be miserable with free time than miserable, in a dead end job with no time. Why would I want that?
One of the biggest lies going is working will make you feel better about yourself. Absolutely not.
Same bro, no one knows my name, no career or job, not involved in community, have maybe left my house once in the last year, legit no social life...not even exaggerating... literally none. no friends, not experiencing anything at all.I'm not even doing the bare minimum to survive I don't get any neet bux or anything. I rely on my parents to provide literally everything for me, I live in their house, they pay all the bills, they pay for food and just keep me alive, and I'm getting ready to turn 27.It's too exhausting just doing this let alone real work.
>at pubbington>order at bar>too quiet when speaking so I get ignored for someone else>too shy to make a fuss>wake up cringing about itso tired
>>78639076>>78639076>>78639076Fresh new breadington out of the oven
88 posts early, might as well live here on me own for the duration of the other bread.
>>78639497For the fun of it I'm going to pretend to be ruthmong and just talk to myself with contradicting posts.Literally no point anymore is there lads? It's so over.
>>78639520Just go to the gym lad. Buy some shoes and a hairbrush and get fit. It doesn't take much to look and feel good.
>>78639525No point. I just don't have the energy to go out and do all of those things and even then it wouldn't change anything. Life is just set against me.
>>78639538I got bored of this after 5 minutes. How does he do it day in day out?
>>78639548Severe mental illness lad.
