Micropenis edition
>>78639076Britfeel women's panties edition
Looks like my pecker de lid
corrrr grim threadington diss
cor would have a go in that fanny
>>78639076OP pic built for Paki rape and things of that nature
>>78639076how exactly does this happen?
>>78639176Ask helper.
Grim wagies will be at work now while NEETs relax.
>>78639076I'm not looking at the inverted penis, for me it's the feet made subtle in the background>>78639176it happens to me whenever I ride my bikesomething to do with the pressure from the seat hitting a nerve near your perineumalthough this guy was probably either on hrt or taking a lot vasoconstrictives, like dph or amphetaminespossibly even just caffeine
Can't enjoy my breakfast without a SEASIDEUPDATE.Can't intake my SeasideSUSTENANCE without the comforting words of my SeasideSAVIOUR.
Shan't be posting in this nonce thread. I'll be in the old one if you lads need me.
>>78639076Think it is safe to say that would not be enough to satisfy Ruth's tuppence
Gf messaged me that last night she dreamt she had a cock and was fucking me and came inside my butt. What mean?
>>78639519she's a right keeper
whole rock ketamine, fresh out the coffee grinder. like inhaling a calming mist ~_~
>>78639117bald gay emo nonce
interesting quirk of the robot9000 algorithm is the balding is now complete. before us stands a fully bald gay emo nonce.
Never understood why ketamine is so popular, its shit
>>78639536I'm so jealous lad
>>78639076>1 inch dick, if that when flaccid>A decent 5 to 6 inch when hardWhy is this?
>>78639543you have to hole on ityou have to want to break from reality
another load of money in ze savingsIf I didn't NEET for so long I would have so much it's crazy
>>78639559Post bank statement you wont
>>78639568yeah you are right actually I am not gonna post my personal details
>>78639581Then i wont believe you
>>78639614then that is okay :)not like I am bragging, I know many people with far more money than I will ever have
>>78639621I believe you chika
>>78639509I don't have a micropenis thankfully.
Clean it up wagie. Don't slip now.
Whats Ruthmong's net worth?
>>78639543like saying sleep isn't that good, this. bit daft, comment that.
Never getting a job.
>>78639668If you want to sleep there are better drugs
>>78639669Not with that attitude mate.
One chance in life, better make the best of it
>>78639709just meant that as a similar pleasant experience. could have gone with chewing on steak, or listening to nice music.you might need to readjust your standards if the simple things in life aren't enough for you.
>>78639748I like to mastrubate
>>78639754yeah i've heard good things
>>78639660Zero mate.
>>78639747nah don't think I'll bother mate
Some days I sit here wondering whether getting married and having kids in my mid-20s was the right decision. I feel like I've missed out on a lot of fun by settling down early.On the other hand I might not have ever settled down if I didn't take the opportunity at the time and I'd be alone now sat here wondering whether having so much fun in my mid-20s was the right decision.
Back from me housing review appointment which went well. Having a curry from the sandwich shop now. It Thursday.
>>78639837hope it gives you food poisoning and you die
That's a different kettle of fish.
>>78639819You're just a lonely man in your childhood boxroom. Not believing this larp.
>>78639837Based welperlid
German gremlins.
>>78639819Now imagine numerous lads sitting here having experienced neither.
Last chance to eat something today but im not hungry, what should i do
>>78639874Get drunk obviously. Cider will give your body enough sugars to last a day or so without feeling hungry.
What kind of sandwich shop also does curry? Getting larp vibes from this post ngl.
SEASIDEFINANCECHECKhttps://youtu.be/NTmhnWxNxGkSEASIDEFINANCECHECK
At what point do I cut my losses with an online survey Apu? The poor lid is getting screened out of 90% of his QMEE surveys. Saw him break down in confused tears after getting screened out of one worth at least one pound earlier. Poor lid views everything in the context of surveys now and I don't think I can get him back to the way he was before I hooked him up to an old pc in my spare room.A few months ago he was clearing them with abandon and bringing in an easy 25 quid a day, now he's unlikely to bring even in a fiver. Do I just leave him on the curb outside for someone else to pick up?
She's not interested at all in dating. How can she not crave it?
>>78639882just checked the popular web service Sunderland Eats, apparently a venue called Roll With It primarily trades in sarnies but does all sorts including curries.
I have 2k saved from being a NEET. I'm planning on going to Manny for a weekend. Any places I should see? Any bars for hot middle aged rocker chicks to cum inside? I need tips.
>>78639888fucking hate backlit gadgets. looks tacky and cheap.also he's looking genuinely horrible
>>78639956Try Albert Schloss. Always full of slags ready for a good night.
>>78639947That's interesting. And shockingly it's not far away from an assisted living place.
>>78639981Looks like we just found out exactly which mong house helper lives in.
>>78639974They have to be over 40 though, I am such a sucker for old slags.
Can anyone recommend a good assisted living location in Sunderland? Preferably within walking distance to sandwich shop.
Old eggless slags.
Mark >>> John = Matthew > LukeFor the canonical gospels I feel like this is pretty indisputable from a literary perspective.
>>78640043Mate I could condone these biblical posts when you attached images of fit birds. Now it's just dreary. Come on lad. You know Jesus loved tits more than anything.
Gon ring helpers mong house and let the staff know about his posts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMMWQvVhgdUCamera has gone. It may be for you but it not for him
>>78640054Lol, fair enough here you go, lad.Got a masters in biblical studies and ended up coomposting on britfeel. C'est la vie.
>>78640075It's for the greater good. What's the weirdest thing you learned in bible studies?
>>78640070It's not for him, but it might be for me... or it might be for you?
>>78640081That Christian girls are just as much slags as non-Christian ones lol. Well no to be fair that's no strictly true. There definitely were some who were 'no sex before marriage' types and stuck to it, but only a handful kept to that principle, most of them, even the ones who espoused relatively conservative theologies and social views, were shagging around. It actually made me a bit sad to see it. I'm not Christian myself, but obviously given my interest in the topic I have a certain respect for the religion in the abstract (not so much for the current state of the church today though) and to see the 'new crop' of young Christians acting like that was disappointing.
Just about to splash 2 grand on a new laptop >i9>1tb SSD>rtx 4080 (12gb)>32gb ram
>>78640108Why do you need such a high specced lappy?
>>78640108>laptop 4080Why? Get a desktop, you're gimping yourself with a mobile GPU.
Just had leftover wizza from last night that got super cold and chewy in the fridge. Absolutely fucking delish.
>>78640117Current one's now 4 years old and starting to deteriorate so it's time for a fresh start.>>78640121I'd prefer that, I know, but I don't have a good space in the house to put a desktop and I do enjoy gaming on the sofa while watching tv.
>>78640090It's definitely not for me, but it might be for you
>>78639076Is that Arbroathy?
>>78640127The thing is going to be constantly thermal throttling.
>>78640134I looked into that as well. It's got decent sized vents on the back and sides now rather than the bottom so it won't burn my legs as much. Good reviews on that front anyway. Think this might be the one for me.
>>78640127>but I don't have a good space in the house to put a desktopYou have a house and nowhere to put a desk? Next thing you'll be telling me you can't get a passport countersigned or that you don't own shoes.But the other lad is right, laptops consistently underperform relative to desktops because of the hardware limitations, even when they're ostensibly rated at the same level. It's just physics.
Now that we know where HHL lives whos going to visit him?
>>78640140Mate trust me, if you're getting such high specs, get a desktop. Don't gimp yourself.
>>78640069So what? Literally what would they do about it?
>>78640143You're right lad I probably could put a desk somewhere but I like being able to move around with it and especially on the sofa like I said. Not trying to make gimmicky excuses here, I just haven't had a desktop of my own ever and I don't know if it's for me. I'm aware top of the range laptops aren't as good as top of the range (or even slightly below) desktops.. it's just the maneuvrability for me.
Imagine wasting 2k on a laptop
