/r9k/ - >be me, non-American >on the shitter with burning - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

09/21/24(Sat)02:55:45 No.78879922

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Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)02:55:45 No.78879922 Archived

>be me, non-American
>on the shitter with burning diarrhea
>switch the bidet water temperature to cold
>shoot cold water up my asshole
>instant anal relief as the cold water spalshes up my anus and extinguishes my rectal flames
Bidet-chads stay winning.

Anonymous
09/21/24(Sat)02:56:42 No.78879924

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)02:56:42 No.78879924

>>78879922
I just wet toilet paper to clean my asshole

Anonymous
09/21/24(Sat)02:58:03 No.78879931

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)02:58:03 No.78879931

I wipe with tp, then clean my butt with soap and water in the shower

Anonymous
09/21/24(Sat)03:01:52 No.78879945

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)03:01:52 No.78879945

im american and just bought a bidet for like 20 bucks and my family thinks im weird

Anonymous
09/21/24(Sat)03:05:11 No.78879967

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)03:05:11 No.78879967

>>78879945
That's because they don't have bidets in the designated shitting aisle.

Anonymous
09/21/24(Sat)03:09:42 No.78880000

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)03:09:42 No.78880000

one of the best parts of visiting Japan was the bidets, really came in handy with all the drinking I was doing. I am now bidet pilled. I hope one day to be well enough off to buy a japanese toilet.

Anonymous
09/21/24(Sat)05:06:55 No.78880609

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)05:06:55 No.78880609

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>>78880000
>gets these numbers
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves and lets the thread fall go page 9