How does someone approach a woman this hot? What does one even say?
excuse me ma'am i thought you looked pretty and was wondering if you wanted to meet up sometime and butter your rolls?
>>78912806>yo bitch lose some weightcertified chad method
>>78912806Good god, you're daft. LOOK AROUND MAN. This is the year 2024. Cold approaching is dead. It has all been outsourced to the cold sterile digital realities of dating apps. There is no game anymore. Only one of two things can happen. 1. You match with her onine or you don't. 2. She gives you obvious signals of interest IRL in which case all you literally have to do is walk up and start talking to her. There is no need for a pick up line or witty banter. Ask her how her day is going, where she is from, get the number, move on. That's it. There is no middle ground where you talk them into liking you or talk them into a date they reluctantly go on and then see you're actually an amazing guy despite her lack of immediate attraction to you. Nah. You're either chosen or you're not.
>>78912886I'm too lazy to create an online dating account
>>78912886I bet cold approaching is dead because it actually did at one point work very well on women which is why it had to be shut down on a societal scale. It was allowing too many ugly dudes to get women who were scared to say no
she's fat and knows she's fat
If you are Chad, you can approach any type of woman.
>>78912806>Hey fatty, that's a thick ass you have there, let's go fuck
>>78912806make a reference to how breedable she looks
No wonder women's egos are so inflated, creepshots get made of dumpy 5/10s
>>78912806tell her you normally hate women but you'd be willing to make an exception for her
Is there anyone left on /r9k/ who seriously doesn't know how to get a girlfriend?I thought we all figured it out by 2019.
>>78913323Ixnay on the gf store, bro!
>>78913022This is why so many of you are incels, you are 1/10s calling 8/10s 5/10s. Men have such warped and deranged standards, even Stacy isn't enough for you
>>78912923cold approaching worked in a world where women's entire worldview was limited to the village they lived in, and the 5-10 guys she has known from childhood. That was it. That was her choice. Pick one of those 10 guys or die alone.Nowadays she can get attention from chad anywhere across the world, in infinite, immediate amounts with zero costs associated. In fact they'll just buy you shit for even talking to them.
>>78912806ohayo gosaimasu ~~ my name is anon-kun ^__^ i've been looking to replace my 2d gf and thought u were very kawaii
>>78912806Your hips look overweight.
>>78913338>8/10HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHffucking go outside you retarded incel faggot
