SeasideMark in Blackpool edition
>>78924692 embrace this thread
First for communal gooning and spaffing.
>>78924717I sometimes post in there. So does Chikamong
>>78924717I'm not a fudge packer tho
the lonely gooner cries as he cranks his hog again
I cannot die happy because I never got to taste the pussy of a young Ashlynn Brooke.
>>78924717Not a gay, so no.
I goon with a few lads on discord.
>>78924745ikft bro it not right de lid tbqhwyf
Grown man, playing with his willy.
its mental that there are girls with much bigger cocks than me now, people in the past didnt have to put up with this
>>78924909Its hot. I'd love to get my asshole fucked hard by a sexy tranny with a massive cock while she calls me a faggot for liking cock so much.
>Watching a video about Skidrow in L.A.>They start saying billionaires have too much money and are part of the problemHave I missed something here? How is you being a homeless drug addict anything to with billionaires?
>>78924909They aren't girls, and it is just another example of the absurdity of life that there are poor fuckers out there getting cucked by their wives cos they have small knobs meanwhile there are freaks with massive ones who want to chop them off
>>78924960they ARE girls, they mog most women at being feminine and they mog most men at being masculine. life is an absurdity though, ill agree with that
>>78924955>Watching a video about Skidrow in L.A.link lad?
New Ghost of Tsushima game, pretty epicInitials a coincidence or not idk
Phoebe
Rhodesia will rise from the grave and the world will see that the pioneers who founded her were right to do so.
Phoebe signing a multi-scene contract with Vixen Media Group.
>>78925134HHL will be the first president of New Rhodesia.
Sometimes you make a meal that you have made countless times but for some strange reason it is 4x more lush this time around. Tonight is one of those times. And I mean lush.
>>78925175Post a picture of your bussy, sexy
I like to imagine crossmong looks like Harry Potter.
>>78925185One of these days I just might. Much keking and howling to be had.
>>78924698i made a brown ale in my pants
>>78925189Spud from Trainspotting in a Harry Potter costume and wig
>>78925189He was making fun of someone the other day for wearing glasses, it's hard to believe he doesn't wear glasses himself. I was imagining him with big thick glasses, greasy hair, bad skin.
>>78924955>Have I missed something?Yeah. It's a comment about living in a winner-takes-all system where the living standards of the ultra-wealthy keep going up, whereas living standards are stagnating or declining for ordinary people. In real terms the average American earns less money than they did in 1974, but housing is vastly more expensive especially in places like LA. Drug addiction is a consequence of living in a system where you can't even play the game let alone compete.
imagine having a virgin as your country's president
Whos the most handsome poster? I reckon it's me and it ain't gunna be close.Proof? Absolutely not.
>>78925291I'm one of the ugliest.
wanked to trannies instead of blacked wtfdomino presley and korra del rioWOW! i wish i could be seduced by a sexy transgirl
>>78925291average looking with a skinnyfat belly and a small penis reporting in
>>78925291My picture got a 9.9/10 rating on hot or not a few years ago
cant even maintain eye contact with someone ordering from in a coffevee shop
My sister is currently on day EIGHT of her hospital admission and the doctors still have no results to give her from any tests.She lost a lot of weight, had bloating, swollen feet and general weakness but no pain or nausea. The doctors initially suspected cancer but have since moved TB up to the top of the differential diagnosis, but the point is that beyond her full blood count they haven't had a single fucking result back. I used to work in a lab and this is absurd. Even a total blood panel only takes a few hours. We're currently waiting on the following results:>total blood panel>blood cancer biomarkers>CT scan>TB testI don't even know what to say. This is disgustingly bad service.
>>78925391Now imagine if your sister was in the royal family.
>>78925406The royal family have private healthcare, like any sensible person in this country does.
cant tell that asian bitch at covfefe shop doesnt like me shes totally blank towards me but i see her smile with other customers fucking cunt
>>78925422Is it really private healthcare if the insurance premiums are still paid out of taxpayers money? I'd say it's still public healthcare, just a higher tier.
>>78925424Probably clocked on to the fact that your a weirdo lad
>>78925424brutal mate
>>78925465so what plenty of weirdos and stuffshes just a fucking bitch is alli just order myt hing then sit down innitfucking whore its her JOB to give me some kind of fake niceness fucking cunts
>>78925243>I was imagining himthats pretty fucking gay senpai
other girls are nice to me there i guessbut yeah i should probably kill myselfhey gals lets be rude or even just not nice to the suicidally depressed autist weirdo wat could go wrong hahahaha
gonna mention "asian bitch" on my suicide note one day youll seeshell see it in a newscast and be like "no..."
>>78925499its like youve never heard of a sunflower lanyard, normies HAVE to be nice to you if you have a visible spazz badge like that, sexual favours if necessary
>>78925492I was only having a normal wank about him. It's not as if I stuck my finger up my arse while I was doing it.
>>78925499is she fit
The idea that women do not 'owe men sex' is really totally insane when you think about it. There isn't a reasonable person alive who would not ultimately agree that a boyfriend or husband doesn't 'owe' his wife shelter, clothing, food, security etc. on its face it's obvious. Yet when it comes to women fulfilling their side of the bargain it becomes some verboten sacrilege. When you voice this opinion people look at you like you just screamed HEIL HITLER in their face.
>>78925520never heard of emseems interesting you think i should get one?>>78925537shes ok i guess
>>78925539Most of the people who think "women owe men sex" can't even sort out shelter, clothing, food and security for themselves let alone a woman.
imagine if millions of horrible hairy men, around you every day, thought that you owed them sex
>>78925550Yes I can, I have all that just fine and can accommodate another person in my life if needs be. But really that's beside the point. What is actually wrong with the reasoning there? It's pure for thee and not for me style argumentation.
Politically radicalising myself through sheer horniness
imagine if millions of normies around you every day thought that you owed them full time work and taxationLOLnpnw
thinking about subbing to an onlyfans, 25 bong isnt that bad, is it?
>>78925568So why can't you find a woman who wants to have sex with you voluntarily?
I'll be honest, this first UK black female olympian they've written a bunch of articles about recently looks like a slightly tanned italian in terms of complexion. She's supposed to be black? Give me a break.
>>78925589because im a mongoloid
>>78925589You fucking tell me, lad. I'm nice, have my life together, have a stable job, my own place etc.I suppose because I'm not a 9/10 model-tier guy no woman will ever see me as the one and so thinks they're settling.
>>78925539That's because Pussy is a scare resource while food and shelter is abundant, simple as. You have nothing to bring to the bargaining table and have been priced out.
>>78925604When was the last time you actually talked to a woman and asked her out? Not hating just curious.
>>78925604Nah women aren't that superficial lad, despite what you've read online. They are highly emotionally driven though. They want someone who makes them feel something. The "something" depends on the individual woman.
this life is a fucking joke
>>78925631proper wank innit lad
>>78925568what you have to understand about normgroids is they don't experience cognitive dissonance like real humans. Once you realize that everything makes sense
>>78925568There are women out there who do owe men sex lad. They're called prostitutes.
>>78925614I have profiles on dating apps that I go through once or twice a month to try my luck. Never had a single positive response in three years of that. Probably several dozen women a year, I really try to be realistic about my prospects, I'm not messaging 18 year old influencers.IRL it's trickier because who meets anyone IRL now, you know? But I'd say that through friends of friends and people like that I maybe ask out four or five women a year. No luck their either.>>78925616Great. How does that help any man achieve anything?
>>78925678>Great. How does that help any man achieve anything?No idea what you mean lad.
>>78925612>Pussy is a scare resourceHow. There more women than men in UK. By like a million+.
I would see every woman on earth given a good right hook by a champion heavyweight boxer if it meant even the mildest joy could enter my life. I mean the absolute mildest, like ordering a dominos or something.
>>78925678Women have good instincts. They probably sense you're the type of guy who doesn't understand why women don't owe men sex, and wisely decide to stay away from you. Can't blame them really, can you?
>>78925698>Can't blame them really, can you?Yeah you literally can, that's the whole point. It's a one-sided situation.
selling my stocks in pussy while the price is high
>>78925711Not really. I think anyone would blame a woman who felt she was entitled to a man's money just because they were shagging.
>>78925718The price has never been lower, lad. Pussy is on the way out.
>>78925725thats not what my vaginal advisor has been telling me
>>78925691Yes, when you include the 80+ Grannies that out live their worked to death husbands. When it comes to the cohort of women all men want (skinny, attractive, 18-40) then the out look is far more grim. Any 6/10 20 year old white women will have 5-10 men pining for her.
>>78925737He's a cretin, probably thinking along the lines of Modern Mingetary Theory instead of actual market incentives. RobotAIpussy is the future, lad.
Just want a girl with a body like a coke bottle. Is that so much to ask?
>>78925772I just want to give myself enemas with a coke bottle
Dossers should be legally prohibited from getting pussy.
Oh boy here we go with all the woe-is-me sob-stories trying to slip open borders into the conversation through articles about "British-Lebanese" (or more likely "Lebanese-British") people stuck in Lebanon while the jews come aknockin'.
>>78925800Imagine caring about this when your own life is such a mess
>giving ruth a cheeky bitchslap when she comes home drunk and belligerent after a night out
>>78925822nah you just gotta slip a thumb up her arse when you drunkplap her
>>78925826Better yet your whole cock. Ride her like a mechanical bull while she's trying to get away lol.
who would run in a cat fight between phoebe and ruth? no holds barred, nude but not oiled up, liam is the ref
surprise sticking my cock up Phoebe's arsehole and riding her like a mechanical bull while she's trying to get away
>haha I know, I'll make another post and add the name Liam into it for no reason!
Just had a little nap now having some cheese sandwiches.
>>78925189Ppl been telling me that since primary school nd they always think they're the 1st to think of it>>78925243Obviously am blind as a bat so I have the "S" word pass
Anyone tried those ultra spicy Bulduk korean noodles? I think they've got a Liam great flavour but I don't really like the texture of the noodles. Liam.
>>78925152She wouldn't exploit her tuppence for money. She can quite clearly afford thousands of pounds worth of driving lessons.
Just spaffed over serjarabbit's willy
>>78925879Just cheese? No filler??
>>78925977surely some branston pickle
Are Helper is a hard grafter working class lad that doesn't need no poncy spreads or toppings. Just cheese will do him fine.
>>78925807Not him, but I care about these issues. If you don't think it'll affect you then you're a loser
>>78925904Only Deano can access her tuppence.
Act suspicious on night walks and wait for CCTV cunts to notify rozzers.
Thanks to the anon who wound Arbroathy up on my behalf in the last thread
>>78926060Why would it affect me? My life is great.
>>78925391IT'S LUPUSGET ME CT SCAN AND A TOX SCREEN*POPS A VALIUM*
Didn't realise York had 2 oxfam bookshops, but got them both today
>>78926074My life is great too. But it'll have a negative outcome for me long term if yet more middle Eastern untermensch come here
>>78926061I want her tuppence so bad.
who is phoebe? some new amsr girlie?
Southern Indian language 'Malayalam'
>>78925861Don't be vulgar over my driving bae. I doubt she has sex yet.
>>78926104She was careless enough to be young and wear big glasses on youtube so she has become ruthmong's latest fixation
>>78926098Why would it have a negative outcome for you?
>>78925852Phoebe looks stronger.
corr he fuckin steaming. 40 hour break done is tolerance inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FjASr0th5E
>>7892558299% inked up low iq prozzie whores. No thanks. Good girls don't do it.
>>78926129Where's Liam in all this?
>>78926099You're not Deano so you can't have it.
>>78926162He's putting the band back together, our kid.
>>78926162Not sure who is Liam. Sounds like a deano name.>>78926180I know fucking sucks lad. Ain't getting shit.
Ruthmong's eternal quest to make himself as miserable as possible. Might as well chop his willard off.
tommy pickles in a pickle in picadilly square
>>78926197He metaphorically already has. Imagine someone who has chopped their own dick off and made it impossible for themselves to fuck with their own actions, and then they start blaming their height for the fact they can't get laid. That's him.
>>78926146that harddrive did him in
randy bobandy, randers even
>>78926117sounds like shes only herself to blame desu
san diego scooby doo, slap your sister
it might not be for you, but it's gonna be for me
might wrap the duvet round me, and lay on the couch watching a shit film. Just for the laffs ofc.
>>78926294maybe have a little drinky poo, eh randolph?
>>78926306Already nearly finished muh tyskies, but might treat myself to a sleepy cuppa (aldi sleep inducing tea).
Gonna watch asmr soon and get comfy.
fuck sake just can't decide what to do so I do nothing day in day outchoice paralysis
>>78926371make a list at the beginning of the day and do them one by one
>>78926406Probably the best piece of advice I've ever seen in my 18 year 4chan career
>>78926090Did you get a cheeky McDonald's?
>>78926406Not him but, only make a few tasks, then there's less chance of not completing the list. If get done in good time, can add another task.
>>78926146V comfy w the rain sound Might stick these on in bed
>>78926455do we know what wops preferred order is? i reckon willet of fish
Nasty lass pisses me off.
>>78926457>>78926406Daily tasks are fine for me it's more deciding what to commit longer term. Should I start a new game, a new show, start a new book etc.Too much choice then I get FOMO for not picking the right one
>>78926469I expect she orders something autistic like a triple cheeseburger without the cheese and an oasis.
>>78926498>start a new game, a new show, start a new bookThat's the order. New game for a month (or a bit, depending on how you feel), then show for a bit, then start a new book.You typed it, so subconsciously that's what you want to do (IMO of course).
Did he really make a beautiful lass like Laura?
>>78926455whats her channel orignail
>>78926527how new are you then, little lad?
>>78926527Emilypops de lad
>>78926554Not him but, maybe he had internet crush of the week filtered?
How do people manage to have multiple entertainment avenues on the go at once? I find it difficult to juggle a game and a show at the same time.
>>78926527girl with mental brother
Corr and I mean corr.>>78926587I often have several on the go at once and then get like most of the way through them and then randomly abandon them, completing zero. Really heckin annoying. I will just be sitting there and think "I HAVE to consoom all of the media of this particular franchise" but then it's too long and the obsession decays and I lose interest. Sad. But I always finish these things in the end.
>>789265542O24 oldfag
>>78926587I've been playing Mount and Blade Bannerlord recently which is very slow inbetween fights so I like to have some senseless TV or youtube on in the background. Genuinely good TV shows/films or games like Dark Souls get my full attention though
Anon sat in his chair + duvet + body warmer = wondering how cold it will get in winter
Finking about how in this feminised modern world, the only for most men to be masculine is actually when they are a child. Criminality aside. Membah how wild and free you were as a kid. How dramatic and dangerous everything felt. Gone now. Just ze longhouse.
wheres HHL today?
Go out on night walks, get chased by pigs and jump in the river.
>>78926724Genuinely laughed out loud at this post
never even shagged a fanny
Just had a shower now the question is, to drink or not to drink tonight. Can't drink Friday or Saturday because I have things on so that only leaves today and tomorrow but if I drink tomorrow I'll likely not attend the support group meeting on Friday morning. Need to get rid of that wooze. It's the final battle of the wokey/wooze era.
>>78926697ffs lad you just summoned him
>>78926778Get it down the sink de lid
>>78926807Fuck that. I hate wasting wooze. Haven't even loads to drink. Pic related.
Pussyfree care home mongs.
>>78926836Glen's vodka had a recall for couple weeks ago
Couldn't imagine having acne at 27. Feel bad for the lass but she'll have to quit dairy. No amount of skincare can stop that.
>>78926836>no food>all liquidsCorr proper alchy fridge that lad
>>78926852>the bottles have been found to contain an industrial solvent.https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/glens-vodka-fakes-spark-severe-33611407
>>78926852wahey, knew there was a reason it used to be called "the exciting vodka"
>>78926852Great, now the dosser lives.
>>78926861Sometimes diet and skincare can't sort it and you need to be on medication to finally get rid
Game crashed and last autosave was 15 minutes ago. Fuck that.
Just cracked open a dark fruits can.
>>78926876Could be right but you really should try everything else first before medication. She just pigs out on unhealthy crap in some of her videos.
In this episode of Leave It to Beaver, eight year old Beaver's dad unknowingly encourages him to go out and batter a little girl senseless.
>be me at work today>stupid cunt father says he's lost the phone charger i told his green card wife to bring back from abroad where I last left it>stupid cunt store manager gives me "feedback" for asking his shop floor staff to help me find what i need, god-forbid they do their fucking jobs>stupid cunt bus driver doesn't print bus ticket i need to reimburse and just shrugs it off>remembered stupid fat cunt bank assistant that said i needed to call customer service just to order fucking bank statementsWHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY SO LOW IQ AND INCOMPETENT JFC
Keeping it womfy tonight. No weltdowns or anything. Just garn relax and mong out to me choons. Keeping to me own lane x
Scratching my sweaty balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8P5jeiWsGU
Harry Potter's been quiet tonight.
Don't think I have ever had spots/acne ever in my life. The hell is that all about. If somebody told me they had never had a cold in their life I would find it hard to believe. But it is the case. The mind boggles. Must induce sleep.
>>78926765>>78926724Lad did it on a daywalk. Fucking hell.https://youtu.be/N4vNK8CM9to
>>78926983What if you had a spot on your back but never noticed?
Ngl my body is NOT liking this first can. Only about 70 percent recovered off the weekend bender. Pretty much forcing it down.
Welper meltdown incoming de lids?
>>78927001Theoretically I suppose.>>78927011Hope not. Very unwomfy. I recommend going to sleep.
>>78927011>Welper meltdown incoming de lids?Whatever happens it's still my world.
>>78927034Fucking Disney World mate.
A few people laughedA few people cried
rubber dinghy rapids
>>78927056of course i'd kill you bro
Decided I'm just garn drink the dark fruits and wodka tonight and leave the Madri wokkles and Desperados for another day.
Do spontaneous actions to test the simulation.
>>78927092Why do you have so much alcohol yet claim you're not an alcoholic?
I have done the thing, have i not
>>78927152It's just what's left over off the weekend sesh. I didn't pick up the Madris or Desperados, the Argeninian lid picked that shit.
>>78926836You talk about racial purity but you drink Old Jamaica Ginger Beer?
You will never have sex. You will never have this. Why do you still respect foids?
>>78927191I've had sex though. Most of us have. Who are you talking to?
Lids just wanna have fun x
>>78927126>Do spontaneous actions to test the simulation.Based
>>78927201I'm talking to you incels who will never cum inside a foid. Nobody here gets pussy.
>>78927191Honestly, I couldn't give a shit as long as the bennies keep flowing. I'm a good little boy for Miss Reeves :3
>>78926861Had such bad acne in puberty that just cleared up by itself 1 day never came back. Dunno why. Never went dermatologist. Diet maybe.
>>78927223You're wrong lad, but good luck if believing that makes you feel better about the fact you don't.
On the wodka me xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B49dtWf6ps0
It's cool how he just sit in spoons drinking alone. Comfy. Never would have the confidence to do that desu.
>>78927201>Who are you talking to?Himself, basically. Very weird habit of r ruthmong
*sanctions sex having NEETs*Not me though, I stay pussyfree in life x
Glenns wodka is shit but at least it's cheap. Can't complain.
I know it sounds fucked up but I want to be involved in a happening/adventure like Jurassic Park or the sinking of the Titanic ect.. As long as I get to survive. We all bored in life x
>>78927243I had acne when I showered regularly. Now I don't anymore.
I only get acne when I get run down.
>>78927435Gutted I wasn't on the coast of Japan for the 2004 tsunami challenge. That would've been fun.
I only get pussy on my screen.
Not a single job I'm interested in. Born to be NEET I think.
>>78927486Corr remember when everyone was cracking jokes about tsunami because of this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8CMsQ-p1ls
Missed me? Xx
WE'LL LIVE AND DIE IN THESE TOWNShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miErQzz4Y8
was gonna go out for a night drive but cant be fucked
Fuck it just getting wissed now. Might as well.End of an era x
THESE FACESKEEPING FADINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6nvi5wh5s
>tfw everyone wants to see your downfall but you outlive the lot of them
>ruthmong burning both of his retinas by looking at the sun through binoculars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYZGyFeewZE
>>78927736Not that idiotic. I've stared at the sun before. Haven't we all?
The truth is that I'm actually good news tonight but am keeping it private.
>>78927803*celebrating good newsCorr that wodka already kicking in now
>>78927823tranner outing?
>>78927840Britfeel seethies would implode if they knew.
A Truman Show style storyline is playing out this week and even I can't really believe it but we'll see what happens. Keeping it private thoughs x
new spacker cord being installed
>>78927904Kek let's just say all my worries are about to go away.
We're all at the mercy of luck.Good or bad.
Why did I drink tonight? Because I can.Life's about choices. And I choose to get wissed tonight.Cheers x
I am 100% going back to Blackpool soon.Blackpool will always have a special place in my heart. A stronghold of the English.
Never gonna drive me. Just too expensive on a minimum wage job if I get one.
WHO'S THAT KNOCKING AT FOUR IN THE MORNING?'CAUSE IT DON'T RAIN, BUT TONIGHT IT'S POURINGUH, YOU LIKE IT MORE WHEN I IGNORE ITAND SINCE I LEFT, L.A. GOT BORINGHEY, I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHITYOU'RE A LIBRA, I'M A TAURUSHEARD YOU HOOKED BACK UP WITH YOUR EXAND NOW YOU'RE ASLEEP ON MY DOORSTEPYOU'RE WAY TOO HOT TO BE ACTING LIKE THATACTING LIKE THAT, ACTING LIKE THATYOU'RE WAY TOO HOT TO BE ACTING LIKE THATACTING LIKE THAT, ACTING LIKE THAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejs_acL9RkM
It's funny how people think it's society that is discarded me but I couldn't give a fuck about this society. I'll never work for a society that wants me dead. Simple as x
Then again the victim card has its benefits. Maybe I shall play it.
Remember when you used to get a little crown at Burger King?Doing a proper rancid shit as I type this.
>>78927863Why not tell them and let them explode at it king?
(((new media)))https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI
I am a King lid.King of you.Now jump x
>>78928273Why are you always so unwomfy and mean when you're drunk? It doesn't seem very fun de lid
>>78928278It's not exactly a hard mystery to figure out. It's because he's miserable about his bleak life. As anyone would be.
spakker getting drunk of his arse in the quasimodo home while donnie the downie next door has to sleep with earplugs in
>>78928293>miserableFar from it but keep believing that if it makes you cope about your own shit life. I do what I want, when I want.
You'll be paying for my new laptop next week. I can afford anything up to a grand.Cheers x
>>78928318See? Unwomfy and mean, I don't get it. You're nice enough when you're sober.
>>78928322How the fuck is that mean? I'm just stating a fact de lid. Don't let the seethies brainwash you.
>>78928309I'm not going to be rude and point out all of the ways your life is awful. There's no point. You already know about all of them.
>>78928326I just take the "hahaha you're paying for my stuff" thing to be a bit needlessly provocative and encouraging the seethies
>>78928309>I do what I want, when I want.Unless what you want involves shagging a woman. Or buying anything that costs more than a grand. Or really doing anything other than getting pissed up in a Sunderland care home. Apart from that yeah, you do what you want when you want.
>>78928331I literally get paid to do whatever I want everyday. Explain how I'm miserable.
Women deserve nothing but misogyny and fear of men. We live in a time where women pretend they have it bad when in fact it's never been easier for them. I can only hope these young men not getting sex grow up to hate women more than ever before.
>>78928339They through mud, I throw mud back. I know it winds certain cunts up. In reality I couldn't give about them. Just keep them bennies flowing so I buy more wooze and vidya.
>>78928340>Or really doing anything other than getting pissed up in a Sunderland care home.I can literally book a holiday anytime I want. I'm in the process of planning a trip to Liverpool just waiting on my mate to get back to me to see if he can go. But keep believing your pre perceived facts about my life lmao.
>>78928343What do you mean, you want me to convince you that you're miserable? You already know you're miserable. That's why you get hammered. To escape from the reality of your life. You don't get paid to do whatever you want every day. You're given a relatively small amount of money that can't buy you much, except the alcohol you use to escape from your bleak existence.
>>78928363Wow a holiday to Liverpool! What a high spot lad. You're such a globetrotter. I'm sure you'll enjoy your exciting, low cost break to a city that's only marginally better than the one you live in, a whole 170 miles away.
Getting that Korean BBQ chicken wizza from Dominos this Saturday. Was planning on getting it last weekend but got cancelled due to the wokey binge.
>>78928372Something to look forward to, eh?
>>78928366Lmfao okay loser. Keep paying your taxes, I'll keep going on me holidays and ordering takeaways on the reg. Cheers x
The difference between myself and Helper is that I am ashamed to be Autistic 30 year old on benefits. Other anon is right, if you're not on top rate, 11000 a year isn't exactly a lot of money. You have to budget well for food, electric, heat and don't have the luxury of disposable income like wagies do. Helper is in a supported living fold so all those bills are probably heavily subsidised for him. My granny is in one and they heat the fuck out of the place in the winter, all subsidised. Communal washer and dryers that you don't pay for too.
Got dang glass wa'ah bottle just fell over again, luckily was almost empty already thoughbeitReally hafta make a habit out of putting that capberg back on again every tiem
>>78928396You don't have to be ashamed of who you are lad. It's alright. I don't think HHL should be ashamed either. It's the narcissism and the superiority complex that are the issue.
>>78928383No worries lad, enjoy your holidays to Liverpool. I'll enjoy my holidays to America and Japan. You enjoy your takeaways too. I'll enjoy the homecooked meals my gf makes me.
Deano mate all your shit is on finance lmao
>>78928396Fuck off traitor siding with the normies, they'd see you on the streets if they could.
>>78928415Your gf is a slag who shags better and richer lads behind your back.
>>78928405Yeah I've come to accept my meagre life and am happy and contented.>>78928423Not really siding with anyone, lad. Just not fond of the way you purposely try to provoke people.
>>78928428What a cope lad. Sounds like a plot line from some cuck porn that you've masturbated to.
>>78928415Dollymong we all know you're a loser as well, you're fooling nobody. And yes, it is clearly you, nobody else here is as spiteful as you.
Dollymong getting exposed tonight lmfaoWhat a fucking loser
>I'll enjoy my holidays to America and JapanDon't forget to vlog it on YouTube you faggot x
>>78928439If you mean the guy who always accuses other people of "playing with dollies" on here, no. It isn't me. I agree though, that guy definitely is a loser. Maybe even a bigger loser than HHL.
>>78928465I don't bother lad. Too busy having a good time to make a vlog. I post a few Instagram stories though.
wagies eternally malding
weltdown time is it?
Niggas in britfeelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
P Diddy raped dollymong
wagies tossing and turning in bed, absolutely seething
We need Trump to win de lids.He keep things womfy.
in exchange for welfare you have to live with being a smoothebrain
I apologize if I've been aggro tonight. Maybe just getting a bit carried away with the wooze. Life is good for me right now I can't complain.One of my mates from childhood just died of cancer aged 32. Puts things in perspective.RIP Lewis lad x
>>78928601RIP Lewis, hope they have ice cold beers in heaven. Don't worry lad, just seethers seething as usual.
>>78928601Sorry to hear that de lid, very young
>>78928608>>78928611He had special needs lids. Was a lovely lid, makes you wonder why him. Life is cruel. Feel sorry for his family. Fuck the lot x
>>78928622An alarming amount of young lads and lasses getting cancer nowadays. I reckon it's all the processed food, microplastics and aliens.
>>78928659>I reckon it's all the processed food, microplastics and aliens.Then I'm fucked, If I get cancer people will probably celebate my death. Sick fucks.
>>78928685>people will probably celebate my deathi dont drink anymore but id definitely drink to that
People want me to get cancer and die and you wonder why I refuse to work.Fuck you sick bastards.
>>78928708you live such a comfy life with no worries stop getting pretend worked up
sweating my arse off in bed after a long wank sesh cor
>>78928685>people will probably celebate my death.i will
>>78928731perfect specimen you are i want to keep you in a jar
>>78928742is that a good thing my lid?
>>78928748depends on what happens with the jar
i had a jar with jam in it once, chucked it away after all the jam had gone though
>Reading a bookshire>The adage "zest for life" comes up >Immediately cop a lill laff due to "zest"It's all about the shrimple things in loife, is it not
Me da's a banker and he banks all day
>>78928759you know the difference between jelly and jam lid
We gaan aren't we
Just told me smackhead mate the truthMight regret it x
>>78928870that you wanna gobble his junk?
Smackhead mate is coming over for drinks.It's over.
>>78928903make sure he wears protection aids is no joke
Aye sound school boy shit x
/Get wissed up with me smackhead mate.Better than nowt x
Fuck the lot of ya xI stand tall against the Tory boys x
>>78928981my knob stands tall for you lass
Heil Helper xFuck the lot x
>>78929019why havent you passed out yet you alchie nonce
>>78928795>>78928795jam comes in jars lid, jelly comes in packets and you brew it up with water
>>78929175cant jelly my dick in your ass...hehe
>>78929190fucking hell lad have a day off
>>78928601Fucking hell just Fuck off spastic runt
Brekkie soonCorr
The wapu's bellyburgh hath been filled
A poo has been done
anyone else like to yell slurs while violently shagging other dudes in the ass?
HHL's middle name is Gary, typical nonce name.
>>78929919more like gay lol
>>78927506I remember at the time shitting it a little after hearing on the radio the quake was so powerful it altered earth's tilt a little.
Spaffed, me
Tick-tock dossers. Your 'depression' won't help you anymore.
>Nu backpacker ben vlogkinoAww yiss
can they legalise, regulate and tax weed already? it's not like keeping it illegal is stopping anyone from buying it and it's basically unofficially decriminalised in scotland
>>78930504>Nooooo daddy Keir you were meant to give us more bennies and leave us to play vidya and wank all day
Wonder what SGA is doing rn
Wonder what I'm doing rn
>>78930633Sleeping while some sad sack from britfeel is thinking about him
>>78930673Tell us lad>>78930687Good post
>>78930693The truthful answer is 'commuting to work ', which still leaves the personal question of wtf am i doing with my life.
>>78930709Nothing wrong with having a job, workers are the backbone of this country.
>>78930733Completely agree lad. I just need to find something closer to home that i don't hate doing.
Bacon bacon butty time dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/live/AvepOOZWtW0?si=93bjTS7vvOQT2r99
>>78930777Nice trips of truth lad. Hand in your notice today and start living the life you want.
Morning de lads. Remember that everyday we above ground is a great day.
>>78930989Maybe for you but not for me, every day i suffer
Ill af me took ages to get him leave wanted me to get bag un but I resisted. In beddingtons now x
The spacker empire is collapsing
BBC directors are actually sick in the head.https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-821666
>jpost.com No thanks rabbi
>>78931160They also keep insisting on adding the line, every time they mention Hamas, 'which the UK government has deemed a terrorist organisation'. Or I remember the persistent 'so-called Islamic State' because woe be upon those criticising anything to do with Islam. Fucking devilish cunts. And then they have the audacity to demand a tv tax as well. Fuck right off.
>>78931160>BBCNice
Anyone else feel like they are growing out of britfee?
>>78931210>sick in the headchecks out
>>78931240No way ill be here forever
>>78931281lol @ racist loser. you love BM/wF porn more than anyone
>Welcome everyone to today's mandatory course on Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.>We'll start with an ice breaker. Fun fact about me, I exclusively wank to Blacked pornography and my LDR girlfriend is free to fulfill her needs elsewhere when we're not together.
>>78931304I also feel like it's too late to 'grow out of' something at 37. All hope was lost many years ago.
Just want an items update
Nice little Royal Mail delivery to start the day.
>>78931386Lovely stuff de lid. 4 more films for the many towers of unwatched blu-rays all over your house.
>>78931395I've watched loads of them but seethe all you like. Also I got new shelves so it's all organised and not messy at all.
>>78931386Should give you something to watch in between spamming britfeel
>>78931410I post max a few times a week, wouldn't call it spamming.
All girls are slags these days, it's sad.
>>78931443It's good if you're Chad.
>>78931316Now that's a #whiteboimoment
Wonder if i'll ever get to squeeze a womans tits again...it's been so longnah who am i kidding, it's all so pointless anyway. No future.
>>78931469Ruthmong is right, rotmaxxing is the future
Forgot to tax the mingemobile and got a fine from DVLA.Called to pay the fine and the welsh robot says>We can't take your call please try again laterAm going to end up in jail because a robot wont take my card details lads
>>78931478I would ravage a rotmaxxed woman as long as she didn't have any pets in the filth, I have moral standards.
>>78931490Can you claim that it's been off the road since it was due for taxation? Get a SORN.
>students "with anxiety" will be allowed to listen to music in examsYeah sure mate, no student is gonna record the answers and splice them into their tunes, nah that's definitely not gonna happen.It's honestly incredible how fucking inept the people who govern us are.The only saving grace is of course that schooling and grades mean fuck all at this point anyway.
>>78931521Nah I was using it, I just ignore all letters that aren't handwritten and forgot to set me reminder
I just want a fucking blowjob, that's all I want, just a nice fucking blowjob for once in my fucking life. I can't keep going like this it's insane, it's fucking insane and unfair that some people get to be happy and sexually fulfilled and all I want is a fucking blowjob and the universe is determined to make it so that I can never have it for fuck sake!
>>78931527No less than six kids in my son's year 'have dyslexia' and therefore get extra time on tests, bigger paper/font etc. They pander to these mongs to no limit. Parents are desperate to get any sort of label slapped on their kid so they get an easy ride.
Thinking about Wops thighs.
>>78931386>youth in revoltI remember renting that from Love Film.
>>78931572LoveFilm was mad bussing no cap
>>78931566The worst part is they're really good.Most sex stuff isn't as good as virgins are led to believe, except blowjobs.Just heavenly honestly
Fucked my wife this morning. Not a safe day though so came on her back and arse.
>>78931569I remember the software our teachers used to do the register had the list of kids names with the different tiers of spackers highlighted yellow or red.Kids would get bullied accordingly>Shut up you yellow square mongo cuntGood times
Wish Putin would hurry up and nuke us desu
>>78931569Yeah it's all a load of nonsense. Everyone trying to game the system to become some kind of 'protected characteristic' which entitles them to x/y/z special treatment and benefits. I can only barely blame the parents for doing it, I mean really why wouldn't you massage the truth to give your kids an edge? The main problem is that it's how the system is set up to begin with, which is overall just stupid and bad for everyone even though it is based ostensibly on helping people.Jonathan Haidt was right about the care-harm axis being most peoples' operative way of making political decisions, but the problem is that it's totally retarded when implemented at the scale of entire countries. Especially one as fractured as England where large swathes of the population literally see themselves as alien people openly just here to skim what cream they can out of the economy and divert it elsewhere.
>>78931595Grim to post this on britfeel
>>78931580Yeah I remember gaming it to maximise the amount of films I could get in a week. Only thing I didn't like was you made your list of films you wanted but sometimes it would pick the ones you wanted least. TV shows were annoying too because you'd get one or two discs at a time.
>>78931614For context: He managed to bring black people into his speech when talking about the Russian war with Ukraine. Joke of a country.
Looking for brummie arse to shag
>>78931614Lammy is such a fucking embarrassment. He is a truly, deeply unserious and stupid person. It's astonishing to me that he has worked his way up to the position he has right now and having listened to endless interviews and read endless articles by/about him the only realistic explanation is that he's just a token who will do and say as he's told. He has absolutely no intelligence behind his eyes. He's barely sentient.>>78931640Called the invasion 'imperialism' and claimed that because his ancestors were 'taken in chains at the barrel of a gun' that somehow he 'knows imperialism when he sees it'. Like what do you even say to this? It's a non-sequitur at best and outright retarded at worst. Like I said he's a deeply unserious person. It's like he's just playing at being an important politician. Cargo cult politics.
>>78931654>It's astonishing to me that he has worked his way up to the position he has right nowIt's not hard to get into position near the leader, you just need to be a yes man, and agree with the current event happening that everybody is outrraged by
>helper meltdown>ruthmong seething at lasses>dvdmong got new dvds>ssm postinganother day another dollar is it lads?
Might get on the ciders Makaveli style
Miss my old N64
forgot language book mong did you not?
These later seasons of Trailer Park Boys are total bollocks.
>helper meltdown>ruthmong seething at lasses>dvdmong got new dvds>ssm postinganother day of you reading it all
>>78931708name one tv series where the later seasons were better
>>78931722American Dad. The newer seasons really lean into the weirdness of the show and characters and there are some of the best episodes.
>up early (morning are objectively superior to evenings btw, womfiest time of day)>go out for big cooked breakfast, absolutely fucking delish>comfy commute on empty train, nursing a wappuccino >arrive in empty office, get the best desk for myself>earphones in, tunes on>browsing the thread from last night, checking news sites, reading my normal updates>helper weltdown lol, not his best but still entertaining I'd rate it a 7/10>barely doing any work>deciding where to get lunch today (paid for by the company cheers x)>got tomorrow off for three day weekend, just cruising through the remainder of the dayVery womfy right now, ngl
HHL should have secured a bag, big chance missed
>>78931731Nice one, lad. What job do you do? Workings not for me but seems to be for you and I respect that.
>>78931728Not that lad, but I think American Dad is really two different shows. The early seasons and then the later seasons. Hard to say exactly where it diverged, but they really do feel like different shows imo. You're absolutely right the later seasons lean into the weirdness more, whereas the earlier ones feel more grounded and based on the actual family rather than some absurdist situation involving aliens or mind control or whatever it might be that episode. Both comfy in their own way.
>>78931741I do electrical grid modelling, used to work for a company but now doing it on rolling consultant contract basis. It's okay, not glamorous or anything, but pays alright and is a bit of a doss ngl since I can basically automate a lot of the work with chatGPT lol
>>78931744Yeah you're totally right to be honest. I enjoy the whole show and it's infinitely rewatchable for me. 10x better than Family Guy ever was but I must admit I love the later developments like dudebro Klaus, Rogu, Jeff and Sinbad. Hayley consistently makes me laugh in later seasons too. I wonder what the change behind the scenes was other than the network change. One of my favourite early episodes is when they go to the Middle East.
>>78931654>I stand here as a important person in a nation built by white people, white people are racist and all russians are white, therefor i am a black man.desu he needs to go into a kebab and be forgotten about by the government and just put down to "one of those things that happens in a multicultural society"
>>78931757Sounds like you've found a niche you're good at and can make decent money with minimal work. Living the dream I'd say de liid. Get in there.
>>78931776Yeah mostly agree with all of this, except for one thing: I cannot stand rogu. I really do not get why he's so popular lol, but oh well. Yeah Klaus really came into his own in later seasons and Haley became funny after mostly just being a foil for Stan early on. Jeff is very hit or miss imo, though the bounty hunter episode with him finding his dad in the early seasons is arguably a top 10 episode imo. Sinbad, meh, I think there are much better supporting characters like Steve's friends and Bullock.I think a contender for my favourite episode ever is the one which riffs off Sideways a lot called Merlot Down Dirty Shame.
Ruthmong should get into electrical grid modelling
>>78931722The Hikaru no Go Chinese Live Action remake gets better every single episode until maybe like the last 2 (and it's still great even then)
>The Hikaru no Go Chinese Live Action remake gets better every single episode
>>78931795Yeah that's a great episode, anything with Roger copying something or impersonating someone is great. He's such a versatile character. I love the one with Andy Dick where they are competing for Stan's attention.Yeah Rogu seems hit and miss for people but I think he has his moments.I love the Halloween one where Toshi goes full on samurai and chops people up. Also he speaks Japanese and his family doesn't.
>I don't know how fedora posting works
SSM shouId buy shares in CeX
>>78931803Is the manga worth reading? There's a few mangas about Asian board games. That really popular one, CHIHAYAFURA or something.
Uh oh he's gone into the soijak folder
We getting the full performance again today king? We're here to read it all kek lol
>>78931839Don't particularly like manga so can't say. I watched the anime which was decent enough, quite old by this point but give it a go I guess. I much prefer the chink remake though@78931850touched a nerve I see
>>78931838not a public company litte lad
Might go to lidl for some beers and snacks, for a laugh, if you know what I mean.
~5 hours till droogs flow through muh system*stares at his watch while impatiently tapping his foot*
>>78931885Was just about to head out myself to grab a meal deal. Cba to cook lunch if I'm being honest, can I be honest? Is that okay? Yeah I'm thinking a meal deal is easier if I'm honest.
>>78931595Same but she wanted me to nut inside so I quickly popped a condom on at the end.
>>78931885Not quite sure of the chuckle potential there lad
knackered af but 5 more hours of work to go
>>78931631They also did some sex DVDs but not the full on hardcore products you'd expect. The one time I got one of those it was so obviously faked (as in, no actual penetration) that it was more comical than arousing.
Tonight I shall have oven baked chicken breasts, oven baked chips and baked beans. Slathered with ketchup. Not that healthy but delicious.
>>78931896Hmmm? Do you have a joke I could read while walking about?
>>78931903Corr nice and beige with a hint of redness from the sauce. Get in there.
Knew he wouldn't be able to do 40 days. I don't know why he even attempted ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb-Q446y2So
>>78931906Afraid not, de laddo
>>78931908He reduced it to 5 days the follow day but couldn't even stick to that.
Laura's puffy areolas
Been struggling to get decent Ai vids out of the chinese website recently. Looks like even the chinese are bowing down to the idea of 'AI ethics' or whatever bollocks it's called now. Shame. Just give the people what they want.
>alcoholic drinks alcoholthrilling content lads
>>78931911I'll have to create my own.Knock knock*mutes the TV and sits perfectly still*Haha, hilarious.
>>78931933By the time this shit is perfected and I get to prompt my dream porn, my libido is going to be tanked. Born too late, Born too early etc
>>78931938You not a drinker yourself de lad?
I last had alcohol in November 2022
>>78931940*stares at you as you watch the TV to make sure you're laughing*Jokes
>>78931933They do things like that to help train the models on what to block. It was done with dalle earlier this year. Had 2 or 3 days when the pervs could do what they wanted, then the restrictions were stricter.
>>78931944Nah, hate the stuff desu. Tastes gross and don't like feeling drunk. I drank a little when I was younger but never enjoyed it and mostly just did it because my friends were doing it. You know, teenage lads and all that. Haven't had a drop in years.
I last had alcohol yesterday
>he doesn't drinkBit of a red flag desu
>>78931948What absolute scumbag behaviour. Seriously if a company just let people use an uncensored version they'd instantly become the most popular. Who gives a fuck if people make porn or nazi videos? So lame.
>>78931951Literally me too. Not even some "muh health" shit either, I just legit don't like the feeling of being drunk. Must have some anti-alcie gene
>>78931958> Who gives a fuck if people make porn or nazi videos? Advertisers and investors do which is why they censor.
>>78931964Not him but, this.It's designed to make money, they don't produce these things for free, it needs billions invested into it, and that money needs to be recouped.
Might start wearing a wedding ring so people don't think I'm a loner incel, even though I am
We off to that Burnley>>78931977>>78931977>>78931977
>>78931757V nice froge
