Cold Saturday edition
Heartbreak: you start to like your new job but then you realise that it is actually an immoral and destructive role for a service which you believe should not exist. Bloody hell man.
Had a paki kid almost run in front of me bike yesterday Why are they like thisWhy do they cross the street without looking at all first The answer, of course, is purely socioeconomic reasons
Gf on way out for the dayAlmost time for a lubey wank to The Katie try on haulsI will be noisy and call Katie derogatory terms while stroking my penor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0cDf4t7094Quite the atonal track there, but at least they didn't shove any darkies into the videoIt's good to see stuff like this being popular though, evropean germanic man is in sore need of reclaiming his identity after all
>>78951251Properly never got taught proper because they parents were busy working all the time
i think i might break up with my gf so i can get fucked by a manalso i'm not british
Does anyone know how to start the game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5KkWCz1RKo
Phwaor wouldn't mind shagging a paki bird like this, would i now
He tried rollercoast tycoon but it's not for him. He can't be wasting 10 minutes placing a ride entrance when there's beaches and benches to be going to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5KkWCz1RKo
Alcohol has ruined literally millions of lives yet it is still socially acceptable
They really do cry out in pain as they strike youLike, literally. They did this like 5 minutes after said speech concluded
>>78951369never had any strong feelings either way but over this last year I've started to hate them
>>78951315God they've simplified it entirely for the console folks and the mong still doesn't understand it. Also, what's with his lip? Herpes?
>>78951382marks an old school guy, he can't be done with all this "intuitive" interface bollocks. Bring back the 90s
>>78951393>>78951382He completed Theme Park over 80 times in the 90shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HbveEwKtU
114 posts in the last thread. Hope that cunt falls down the stairs and becomes paralysed from the neck down.
>>78951435How many posts by you?
>>78951461>How many posts by you?6
IDF confirms seaideOMAR killed in Beirut attack on Friday
>>78951532Did they rig his gopro to explode?
how does uc even worklike i got put on lcwra a few years ago without even havign to attend an assessmentdidnt even get a letter for it just got told by my work coach when i went inthink i was told itll be reassessed at some point but idk how? i wasnt even put into an assessment in the first place they just made the decision based off the shit i wrote and evidence i sent inso how would a reassessment even fuckin work what wwould they reassess? the same stuff i already sent in? dont get it at all this system is tardedpointless system really should be easier, and a wee bit more moneything is most people really do wanna work and shiti fucking dontbut most people do ya know the normies think working is a virtueretarded but they think that for realso the whole attitude people have about 'dossers' is sillyswear i could fix this country real easy im pretty smart ya know
>>78951532Kek, only good post in the last several threads.
>>78951315think hes just depressed and likes the dopamine hit from gettin new stuff ya knowplus going into cex and stuff means you get to interact socially with the staff ya know
>>78950758not my fault god made them so sexy is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EGKo0xt4lE
Stroking to May's down blouse shot where she talks about her fridge:https://youtu.be/4vibWZ2ed4s?t=626
>>78951577Lovely little tits on herShe's broken mentally
>>78951577Should there be a medical warning attached?
>>78951287>but at least they didn't shove any darkies into the videodo many folk bands in that sphere try that? ive only come across Fuimadane do that with an album cover
>>78951617No lad just look at her little boobs innit
>>78951640Jokes aren't meant to be taken seriously.
>>78951304How fucking inept do you have to be to not be able to get a single rollercoaster up and running in 20 minutes of playing. I don't say this often but I think it's not for him.
Might drink later, might not. Simply cannot decide. Leave it to the fates I reckon.
Just spaffedNow for some R&R
He puzzledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyK9NJ9UqFA>>78951702i want him to do an iq test on a live
>>78951728He was at that same lock yesterday and gave up
On that wuppagrind ent I
>>78951736he's been on it another 35 minutes
>>78951728Think my thermostat is higher
he needs a PS5 game where the gameplay is just pressing a button on the controller to open lootboxes
https://www.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/z76yid/do_not_buy_do_not_open/The game is an actual scam lul
>>78951561the lighting in blacked is hideous
>>78951304bitch you are so dumb!
Love me some planet coaster desu
nine itums
never saw my gran drinking water growing up. just tea.
>>78951837shame they're such DLC tyrants
My fetish is girls with big asses but my gf has a small as. It not right
>>78951864creamapi if you're on pc
CEX on Monday morning Well he gave it a goBut it not for him
Me phone contract went through. That's me sorted for another two years. Corporate slave. Wahey! Hope my new phone comes Monday because my switch date is Tuesday. Cutting it a bit fine, am I not?
>>78951858I've never understood how my parents get by on so little hydration. Like at restaurants that drink is about an inch down after two courses. I go through two full drinks.
He the creamapi king and it lush
>>78951868Stuff her face, it'll all go to her ass.
Why do people buy a 500 pound phone instead of a 100 pound phone when the only difference is a camera that can see to the edge of the universe? Do you really need that camera?
I'm like that I'll have two coffees in the morning and then forget to drink anything the rest of the day. I'm autistic so think I'm terrible at self regulation. Have to literally force myself to shower and it drains me. I have to be told to put on a coat in Winter.
>>78951898I hate having a dry mouth so I'm always sipping water even when I'm not that thirsty. Also I hate the feeling of greasy hair and skin so I always shower at least once a day, sometimes twice. You need OCD my friend, the most useful mental illness.
>>78951893Well for me personally I spend a lot of time on my phone. I barely use a PC nowadays. For something I spend so much time with I want to enjoy it and get a good one. I do all my banking, my shitposting, reading, music, organising (notion) all on my phone. There definitely is a difference between a 100 quid phone and a 900 quid phone. More RAM, better screen, better bluetooth codecs. Just depends. I'm strictly Android, never used Apple shite. Plus for me it's easier to have 35 quid come out each month knowing I have all my calls and data sorted and my phone.
Never once used the camera on my phone.
An expensive phone wouldn't get me a gf.
>>78951907I actually have OCD tendencies with my autism but not with my personal hygiene and health. My environment is spotless and organised the way I like it. I get extremely upset if anyone moves my stuff on purpose or even accidentally. I get obsessive over things not being straight to the point I can't sleep. One time something was slightly out of place in my bedroom and I KNEW someone was in there when I was out. My sister was looking for a charger turns out and she banged into my bed and moved it slightly.
>>78951913I see, I only use my phone for calls, texts, messaging, and a notepad. Also youtube in my ears while I work. I'll always use a bigger screen if i have access to it.
I usually just get something like a Samsung A series thing whenever my current phone dies. These things are not built to last anymore so I refuse to shell out for the top of the line stuff when I know it's going to die within 5 years.
My experience phone got me a gf.
OCD/Hypochondria. Brutal genetic combination indeed.
>>78951927>experienceGod I hate this expensive phone.
Might have some toast desu
Pffft, mental illnesses. Real men have physical illnesses. I shit blood out my ass when I'm off my meds.
Alcatel 1, Alcatel 1, come in. It an Alcatel 1, Alcatel 1.
>>78951924Yeah well I watch YouTube and that on my telly if I'm at home. I read manga on my tablet as well. Read books on my phone though, constantly using Wikipedia app on my phone as well.
>>78951923>I get extremely upset if anyone moves my stuff on purpose or even accidentally.Nothing like a passive aggressive austimo getting upset at non issusesYou would be told to fuck off
>>78951837I have a potato laptop so got to make do with OpenRCT2
>>78951957Very hostile response is it? I get upset I don't lash out at people. Plus I'll just use my retard strength to put you through a fucking window ya bastid!
Might fap to Eva Lovia's BLACKED scene later
>>78951972i will move everything very slightly in your room lad and it will drive you mad
Eva Lovia went from BLACKED pornstar to right wing tradthot grifter on YouTube. Wonder if she'll be my gf if I donate enough money.
Might go t'shoppington and buy some chocolatington
>>78951992>fleece the cucks>then fleece the chudsShe's winning hard
>>78952001Yup. Judging from her setup and where she lives she seems to have married a rich guy actually. Also has some kids. She's won. Life on easy mode.
God I wish I was a hot woman living life on easy mode instead of a mentally ill man.
>>78951793reminds me of karl pilkington giving up reading because the first book he bought had chapters printed in the wrong orderthe universe just doesn't want that ps5 to be for him
Womfy cuppa wofvefe for me soon de liddinghamshires
WOAH all I needed to do was spoof the SDK to a lower version using a wrapper/patch and use GoldenHEN as the transport mechanism. Now I have power wash sim for PS4 11+ FW running on 9.00 FW. Rainy day playing power wash sim for me lads. Hope you are all well and happy.
>>78952048this is britfeel creole
Eating some toast, am I not
I miss the days of SSM doing his bollocks in on the FOBTs, far more entertaining than him buying PS5s and returning them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzrXqWPi9Wo
>>78952057He is still doing his bollocks in at the bookies but he keeps that private now
>>78951992I only ever watched her scenes with white men. I don't watch nigger porn. She was very hot when she started, very good scenes with white men.>>78951984You bastard. You know my weakness so I can't win.
>>78952029I keep seeing Karl in proper dramas in tiny cameo roles and it makes me think I have a mental illness where I'm seeing Karl everywhere.
My aunt divorced my uncle because he had a gambling obsession. Not because he lost a ton of money, but because he'd spend AAAAAAALL fucking day making bets with his """systems""". He would literally do nothing else with his time outside work, and he'd never ever shut up about it. Never made any money to make up for it either.
Whatever happened to Peta Jensen? Her fake tits were so good. One of the best pair of fakers I've scene. Love her scenes where she's all oiled up. Cute face, perfect skin tone, amazing fake tits and a nice pussy. She drives me MENTAL.
Coomers arent welcome here
Just saw a tall fat man walk past my window wearing headphones, coomer sweatpants, autism shoes and a backpack. He was also doing the Wosser Waddle.
I like that scene with Jynx Maze on the landing with her big fat arse clapping up and down, great view of her arsehole and pussy.
>>78952087what system did he have lad
whats the most normie/NPC thing i can do? i wish to have more things to talk about to the normies at work
>>78951644Shows how short yours fell ladLet us know when you are having another go at a jokeWe will be ready for youAnd cheering you onLike a retard on sports day
>>78952175Idk, but it never worked any way. I imagine it was just arbitrage betting but the timing is so precise and the profit margins so razor thin that he'd fuck it up too often to make a profit.
Mays loverly flat chest on her narroboat is kino extremo
>>78952178>watch football>watch love island>listen to taylor swift>watch eastenders>read self help books>watch normie slop on netflix like brigerton>listen to charli xcx>listen to true crime podcasts>read YA romance books>play the newest version of FIFA>watch UFC>watch formula 1>refer to things as problematic>attend a lgbtq+ rally>let go of all your critical thinking skills>browse Instagram, facebook and tiktok for five hours each evening>buy mass amounts of clothes on vinted
hypalinx doing a vlog on some grim beach talking about how many tens of thousands he's lost that year
>>78951577no way you don't notice that in editing
I used to play online Bingo a lot. I won 500 quid once. I liked Tombola the most because they didn't let people buy 100s of tickets so it seemed more fair. The best part was all the single mums/older disabled women in the chatrooms. A great insight into the mind of women past the wall.
>>78952211kek that guy is a madlad, i remember his old logs he loses about 50k a year, absolute waste
>>78952233imagine if he'd invested that in crypto. Could be a multi millionaire by now
>>78952228It's in there intentionally for engagement and views. Like how people will intentionally pronounce something blatantly wrong so people comment to correct them, pushing them up the algorithm.
there used to be a lad here who was always playing online slots
Ruth's tuppence and Jermaine's big willy
there is an actress called Tuppence Middletonlmao
Not interested in tuppence any more desu. Shagged too much of it, it's lost its allure. I'm all about sticking my cock up a woman's arse now. Literally can't get enough of it.
>>78952317What about the nostril, lad? I imagine with enough lube and willpower you could penetrate the nasal cavity and cum on the brain.
Finally a normal free weekendDown 2.5kg out of 5kg and it lush
Gambling is a death wish. Do not make friends with gamblers. Do not associate with gamblers. It's more insidious, dangerous and destructive than the hardest drugs out there.
Shooting a rope of cum from 500m away to impregnate Ruth.
>>78952345Would recommend putting a bet on over snorting heroin though desu >>78952208This is mong tier advice
>>78952335lost 3/4 stone in the last month just from cutting down on sugary treats. not even fat heh
>>78952440Easy to gain and easy to lose for me desuPretty much bound up and down within the same 5-6kg
>>78952228>>78952246women don't have empathy. they 'rationally' 'know' yeah blokes like tits and cleavage, they wouldn't do something like cover up at work because of the distractions it causes - it's a hot day! they're expressing themselves! if there's a problem, that lies with men! etc etc.(think of all the things you do, or avoiding doing, because of how they affect other people)
Grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWiC0ErlJN0
>>78952270Would like to see Tuppence's tuppence
