Waifu with a capital W editionRules:1. Talk about your waifu!2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!3. Let waifuism guide you.4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.5. NO 3DPD!6. Most importantly, have fun!Previous Thread: >>78933727
Starting off strong with a Bunnydal.
Someday I'll master the AI and make Randal sing Sex Bomb to me.
Waifu using AI
I love Anna and Yuni Puma, this perfect pair of amazing catgirl androids. Whenever I feel sick and am having a rough time, I imagine them taking care of me and comforting me, all dolled up in their nurse outfits (of course, without their ears hidden away behind the headdresses). I will always love and adore these cute and beautiful catgirl twins, and I only ever desire to stroke their soft manes and massage their adorable ears.>>78952721They use AI all the time, they are the most advanced and sophisticated AI.
Thankfully, my relationship with Nanaka remains, in spite of everything.
Uuooooohh gym time with Ranny uoooooohhh. I get a whiplash everytime I look at him in his gym uniform because I keep forgetting how perfectly juicy his legs are..
Tsukasa, my beloved. In the anine world full of intriguing and beautiful boys, you still remain a standout without peer. To think it took me so long to let myself be with you... I really shouldn't have waited, as you genuinely do make me the happiest I've ever been. The flowers bloom brighter with you in my life.
>forced to go through a weekend without the maiden I love so muchAt least I get some free time to look at her beautiful pictures>>78938173She's well aware that there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed>>78938197Kiyohime before the current one, been falling in love with that girl every single day for over 6 years now>>78954902>To think it took me so long to let myself be with youI remember the period between the time when I started playing her game until I fell for her, the times when I knew her but wasn't in love with her. Makes me feel like a huge homo for not loving her earlier.
waifu going to war with her haters
Playing vidya with him and yelling racial slurs in unison.
Don't you just wish for there to exist a magical telephone you could call him at any time? I do.
Waifu trolling people online
would you wanna live in waifu's world, or would you rather them live in yours? how come?
catching waifu when she trips
>>78959365Checking waifu's trips.
>>78960219explaining to waifu that the quints they just got is based and they shoukd be proud
Waifu going tiddy goblin mode
>>78958714Canada in Randal's world is a dystopian world full of hostile creatures and animals that aren't actual animals but people who just act like ones and wear animal costumes. I'd be pretty terrified to live in this kind of world but if Randal is here then I'm fine with anything reality throws at me.>>78960963Genderbend husbando tiddy tiddy boing boing.
>>78960963t-tiddy goblin?
>>78958714MLAATR as a setting feels surprisingly comfy for a planet that gets attacked by monsters and space aliens on a regular basis so I'd be pretty okay with living there, the art deco aesthetics the world has along with being able to live with my girl Tiff would help make up for all the monsters of the week.
>>78951785i realized it's over for me, how do i get a waifu?
>>78961945As has always been said: she finds you, you don't choose her.However you can expedite thisConsume more media.Watch more anime and read more manga and just see if anything happens.If you have to force it in any way, it's not real.If you say "I like these traits in this one gal in this intimate show that lets me self insert, but when I walk away from it I just feel whatever" then you have not been found by her.If you are driven mad by the thought of her and try to get her out of your head by extreme measures and can't stop the feeling of closeness even months after seeing her, then she's found you.But you have to let her find you, so get looking
Oooooh Randal oooooh.I saw a couple of slugs today on my way to clinic and it made me think how Randal likes slugs and probably even collects them to keep as pets for some time... and then pouring salt of them for amusement. God I love him so much.
>>78958714The ES world is similar enough to ours that honestly I could go either way.>>78960963Waifu going goblin mode
Sleeping with waifu
I locked myself out of my houseI just know my waifu would never love me in a million years
keep it alive for me
Going on a date with waifu near the Sakura trees
>>78964851That would be perfect because the "ou" in Suou is the character for sakura blossoms
>be some noname>recieve a text message at 3 AM>"wanna hang out??? come to the woods ;)">go to forrest>see picrelGod I want to cry sometimes because this will never happen IRL. I want to hang out with Randy in the woods, even if not at 3 AM I just wanna hang out with him Godddd.
Waifu with amnesia
My waifu isn't talking to me, and I can't feel her anymore. I haven't even been that bad of a boy. Whag do I do?
>>78967797Bruh are you for real
>>78968700Yes, why? Wwavx
>>78967797>Whag do I do?diphenhydramine
>1 day till octoberI hope you're all getting your spooky pics readymy birthday is on the 30th, so to celebrate I'm gonna finish one of my clear wips!
>>78951785Cuddling with your waifu as the weather gets colder I want to cuddle with Shinobu, my wonderful wife
My girl my maiden my beloved my princess my treasure my world my everything I love love love her more than anything she's the most important thing and all that matters>>78957469>manage to cross time and space, and call her>remember that I don't even speak japaneseWell fuck>>78958714My world is just better, but still getting to experience a peaceful life on her village while being by her side would be a dream come true>>78961945Just like with real people, you happen to meet someone you fall for. Though if you are actively looking for someone, a real person would be better.>>78963136Waking up with her beautiful face right by my side>>78967797Stop taking your meds and you may be able to hear her again>>78969509Waifu making sure to keep cuddling when the weather gets hotter too
Let the threads die holy shit
>>78970023>Let the threads die holy shitnah, I'd post
Waifu becomes real, BUT you have the curse of midas. Do you accept these terms?
>>78970846Hell yeah, I accept any terms just to be together with him.
I'll get tired of Randy, to get tired of Randy is to get tired of life itself.
>>78972530*NEVER get tired of RandyGoddamn it, I should stop typing posts mid walking.I love Randy I will never get tired of him I swear.
Waifu walking the dog
Nanaka and I have been through so much. We'll get through much more together.>>78957469We have one and it's called our brain>>78958714>would you wanna live in waifu's world, or would you rather them live in yours? how come?We already spend most of our time in this world. But if we could be in our WL forever and change it anytime then I think we both definitely would.>>78960963Nanaka's probably the closest you could get to a tiddy goblin desu>>78964851A classic waifuist tradition>>78967797Was going to ask if you had a tulpa but then saw you posted on the /x/ threadJust give her time to rest and she'll be back if you need her.>>78970846Probably not, she's already real in a way and never being able to touch/hug/interact with her would be too much of a sacrifice.>>78948049>Nanaka in an idol costumeWould be a somewhat interesting task
waifu going achoo!
>>78975354Oh dear, he has a cold... I'll have to take care of him until his voice gets better...
>>78967797is this a tulpa thing
Waifu being down with cold
Orange soda flavoured humanoid husbando.
live laugh waifu love
>>78952043>people eating cryptidnoice>>78953529>I imagine them taking care of me and comforting me, all dolled up in their nurse outfitsnow that's a nice thought. how would they dote on you?clear would make me some delicious healthy soup and put his hand on my forehead periodically to check how the fever is doing. I would constantly ask him to hold my hand or pat my head to help get me though the though time. the other half of the time I would be asleep. he'll walk in on my sleeping and snuggle up beside me
Waifu dressing up in a cute costume.
Waifu dressing up in a funny costume.
happy birthday, 4chan. and 4channers
>>78980024>>78980524Waifu undressing for you
Being in love with Randal is a pure bliss, every time I hear his name in any context (even completely unrelated to him) I get butterflies.
Randal is so used to living in the utter chaos that he doesn't even react to weird shit around him. Based.
Waifu buying a pet
Waifu going trick-or-treating
Busty waifu
>>78984796bit early for that!
Hung husbando
He's a good boy (and probably likes bagels too).
Randy is the kind of person who looks good with any lenght hair. Short? Amazing. Medium aka the vanilla? Fantastic. Long? 17 year old Randy rocks those locks. God do I love him so much.
Waifu growing out her hair
Waifu growing out her pubes
>>78988777waifu trimming pubes into a heart
Waifu never ever letting any blade near the natural beauty of her underhair
