Helping frens, edition.
nice one lad, very comfy in here
>two new threadingtonsCorr and I mean corr
having some shitty thread you're making an alternative thread to should really encourage you NOT to post AI slop.if some castle or summat isn't good for you, you could make art, or find art by someone else. that 'like a rennaisance painting' photo of a night out? part of a whole set, that, if you find the original source. the others are good too.
>>78956753I'll remember that for next time.
streets with funny names editions is what we need
Doesn't really matter what the thread op is because there is no topic in the op and the threads go mostly without any real talking points of value, just the same mindless shite
>>78956821https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Woman%27s_Lane
This edition I think, oh aye
6 hours of edging wasnt even worth it desu
feeling massive sads aswell now, post fap remorse possibly
>>78956866>>78956871>>78957276>>78957475I came in my cage for the missus
>have a wank>rather enjoyable>finally ejaculate>while disposing of tissues:>'oh yeah, the leader of Hezbollah was killed by the IDF'
Might give NNO a proper go. NNS has been a massive failure ngl, gave up after a few days.
Even Fortnite girls are doing L signs now corr.
Why does that fella keep making threads with the same weird cuck pictures?
>>78957606i think when you have a fetish, to you it's just normal. if we went, "hey lads, just dropping some vanilla porn, standard stuff" he'd be taken aback by something so bizarre and abhorrent.
'winter spice' is just 'summer berries'might inform the ASA
dehydration, i think thats what it is
Few more games of Wortnite then it's beddingtons for me. Wonder what Argielid is up to right now.
>>78957923Nice womfy weltdown free night tonight
Other website feel threatened by the frens frog posts, some of this website doesn't like frens post either, how do we really make this frens movement really shine?
>>78958002make pamphlets explaining what the frens movement is and isn'tstart by explaining what the frens movement is, in a reply to me
Go on night walk with knife.
I just woke up with an extreme case of needing to shit my guts out. Sat here on the toilet shooting liquid molten scat from my rancid arse.>>78957565Phwoar can you get Gwenpool in her all pink costume?
Another miserable weekend.
>>78958091Par for the course really, innit? Who's the lass?
Do any of you lads make anything creative?From hilarious image macros to music to programming.
>>78958010See fren say hello to fren be with fren, in a nutshell it's about being friends and acknowledging that you have frens online
>>78957935Yeah, much better when you keep things womfy. My wollocks will be nice and fresh tomorrow instead of done in like last weekend.
>>78958149well i don't see any downsides to acknowledging my online frens. might get a T-shirt printed, get the word out about you guys.
Mornin de lads itsa mornin de lads mornin de lads itsa mornin de ladsYep just got up have I notCatching up on the youtube subscriptions now before some green tea and a steak for breakfasthttps://youtu.be/xoG9y_xsvqULuvly bito psychological self arm in the mornin to make one feel aliveGoodnight to everyone going to sleep. Sleep tight x>>78958147I am currently working on a 28mm chinese nationalist force for bolt action using cooplestone castings chinese warlord range. Bolt action 3rd edition released a couple of days ago. All chinese factions have been removed.
>>78958117Just some Australian bint living life on easy difficulty.
Never done anything fun as an adult. Not even a weekend out. Who else /loser/ here?
Might email china and ask them if they'd be willing to take me in as a refugee and dump me in some forest in the middle of nowhereMight even get to teach English in some remote village in exchange for some animal fat if I'm luckyThat would be the life>>78958393You're not a loser, our society is fucked.
>>78958393Here's an idea lad. Get some shoes first.
>>78958393you'd have to artificially create something like that. like a throwback night where we all PRETEND it's the 90s, and take our Game Boys and Digivices, and listen to S Club 7, school uniforms optional.then all organisers and attendees get put on a list. creeps.
>>78958442It really is. No point being a wagie.>>78958515Don't need shoes now and it's too late to really enjoy life.
I don't know anymore. I'm not materialistic. I have no interest in any job. Working isn't going to get me a social life. I was born to be a sad deadend wagie that comes home to his parents every night for dinner. I don't want that. If life is just gonna be like that, I'd rather be a miserable NEET. No point contributing if I don't get the fun life like many others. Fuck it. You fuckers will pay for me until I die. You fucking slave for me. Immigrants work the jobs I'm never going to do. I fucking don't care about contributing. It gets me nowhere socially. I don't get any holidays or life experiences. I don't even get love because females are only interested in moneymaxxing chads. Cunts.
Nothing can fix me now. I'm too far gone. I don't give a shit if I'm gonna be homeless someday. I will turn to crime.
>>78959024you not worried about comrade starmer taking your bennies away?
>>78959039Nah fuck that dickhead. Riots will happen. Bennies is there to prevent social disorder.
>>78959068lazy neets wont riot lad, be real
Not able to get sex. Why would I even want to work? Man doesn't exist to just work and not enjoy himself. Females deserve hate.
>>78959085Many will. There's a lot of thug neets out there, not like us awkward ones. Why you think Jobcentres have like six security on at one time?
>>78959098you could work at a factory producing sex.
OAPs will take to the streets this winter to get back their Winter Fuel Allowance. Mark my words.
>>78959200them possibly taking to the streets wouldnt be the most damaging part of all this. instead the reality is you have younger relatives of the older generations now having more stress added on to them because they're worried about nana freezing to death this winter. theres all a financial stress element being saddled onto the younger generations too, im sure many will be thinking about giving their older relatives money to help out with heating bills on top everything else going on with affording things in this country.it all adds up
not exaggerating when i say i think about hhl everytime o see anthony gordon. they just look quite similar. hes like hhl if he was a normie who was very good at football
>>78958328corr would love to.shagg a tart like this up thr arse then cum all over her lips and face
>>78958328go ongive us her name
Me and ebin taking turns jackhammering tildes bussy
have fun propping up the RAPE machine today wagie golems
Brekkie soon is it notMonday's going to be a big dayHeck the entire week's got a bunch of appointmentshires. Quite gucci thisCan't wait to directly flip off the skitzoid (maybe even spit right in front of him) next time he attempts to yell at and intercept me again btw
I don't like having to treat people harshly, i'm a very friendly and cordial guy.But if someone goes out of his way to yell at me, insult me and intercept me for freaking years on end and not making ANY attempt to slow down with your own nonstop provocations and refusal to communicate in a constructive manner, the limit of my patience will be reached and you will get flipped off - *Especially* after you've started placing your foul-smelling turd bags into my trash bin a month ago.So many insane boomers out there man, it boggles the mind
... Corr really should've proofread that, haven't had me wofvefe yet there
Coffee time for me. Gotta force that morning number 2 to leave.Might have me some bacon and eggs later too after a trip to b&q
>>78960361Hope you have a comfy day lad
Me? Done me shopping last night instead of this morning so even less reason to get up innit
>>78960542I did the exact sameWhen I have nothing going on I like to get all the tedious things done on Saturday so that Sunday can be 4x more lush
EggsScrambled ?Boiled ?Fried ?Poached?Maybe an omelette? Leaning towards scrambled this morning. Plenty parmesan cheese
>>78960563Oh and its gonna be lush watching it rain outside while i sip my woffee
Bloody ell.Old fren from uni is doing alright for himself. Brutal blackpill.
me? also did my food shopping last night. did i get AS MUCH cans of pop as i could carry? yes. does that mean i can pop to Asda again, today, to get more? you bet.
love having a day off from work. gives me time to look after the kids, exercise, meal prep, do my accounts, and maybe even squeeze in an hour of Netflix (or two! haha)
>>78959068You're not even on bennies you daft twat.
>>78960907That could be you, if you weren't a lazy slacker
>>78960346>i'm a very friendly and cordial guy.
>>78961083Not really, I am not lazy. I am just not socially competent enough to hit that high paid job. It sad.
>>78961091So what kind of job DO you currently do
>>78960660Scrambled, not even a contest. Fried when I'm out of milk.
>>78961092Generic computer monkey job for UK Company Plc.
>>78961101So you earn above median wage, stop complaining.
>>78961104Lol I absolutely do notI am marginally above minimum wage
>>78961105Then be glad that you aren't emptying bins, scraping sewage pipes clean or cleaning pensioner buttocks for a living.
>>78961110Well yeah I have things to be grateful aboutNever said I was at the lowest point my lidBut UK wages are terrible
Why pay anyone a decent wage when a paki will do it cheaper
How long do you lads think Keith has got? I reckon he'll be gone by Christmas at this rate.
Imagine if someone yelled at you expecting you to respond and as soon as you do respond he starts interrupting by yelling at you even more. Rude and insane as fuck. That's exactly what the skitzo fuck has been doing for months on end now. My pain treshhold re:his antics has definitely been crossed for good after yesterday's incident. Asshole won't get anything out of me except the flipped bird from now on
*wakes up in his junior econo-suite in britfeel towers and stares morosely at the convenient nuclear power plant next door*
>>78961172before what? why would he be gone?
>>78961185Ach Herr Illig.
>>78961117why not use robots?why complain about robots?all the Tomorrow's World shite about robot hoovers, now it's 'oh no the robot hoovers are taking jobs from professional hooverers!'i can't wait until people stop being scared of AI. any technological progress is great, happy to be living through this era.
These boomers man, they really are fucking mental these days.Some more so than others, and then there's completely insane toxic assholes like the one i have to deal with. It muddies the comprehensive faculties
>>78961172if the autumn budget is really bad then he'll be gone next summer imo
>>78961209I don't recall subscribing to this blog.
>>78961217i added his feed to thread, i like us to stay updated.
Alexa find gay sex newcastle
>>78961283just go to the gay village, Powerhouse is open until 4am even on Sundays
>>78961290will I find cuties like you know who there? x
imagine a kind and sweet and lovely gf who loves you and doesnt care that youre a mentally ill loser
Wonder how many times I have had gay sex in Newcastle
>>78961304no it's grim, everyone's a mess by the time they end up at Powerhouse. could try the Dog & Parrot? bit earlier, more pub-like, just wait around until someone offers you a drink?
seasideMARK WON 66 QUID on the LOTTERY!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbZbQSj8JLc
Cheeka is the most powerful poster here, intelligence, looks, charisma, athleticism, humour, he has it all
>>78961322Does he not know lottery is gambling?
fake news, nobody wins on the lottery it's just actors to make you think you can win. poor grasp of statistics if you think it's even possible: it couldn't be you.
>>78961326if it was gambling they wouldn't be able to show it on the BBC. it's a lottery. completely different.
>>78961324Don't like this fake flattery. Would rather you just call me names like usual.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N8zoOZTpND4This guy has a GF and you don't
>>78961326Cos he's a complete spastic
>>78961194Because he let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook
big gay night out in Newcastle? nah HHL's got his own mates, Cheeka has a select circle, almost like they're too good for us haha imagine being that much of a cunt, if that was actually the case lol.
>>78961350just Cheeka for me, SGA can stay home.
*sets up the /britfeel/ mobile disco in the corner of the thread**pops the blackstorm 12 hour loop cd in the decks, then walks off*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMv37cheYAo
66 quid for 3 numbers ain't bad
cheeka will die alone
>>78961349he also ALSO clearly just had a few non-work pints in Durham and said he'd accept any police findings (didn't he even suggest he'd step down? same rules for him as for Boris! #notabluff)of course the Downing Street 'partygate' has had massive fallout/coverage that continues to this day, another bloke went to County Durham to visit his family and that was like killing a kittenno scandal will topple him, and THIS Labour government is just shit that isn't even anywhere close to Labour's original principles, it's just some beige shit, politicians for the sake of being politicianshe's not going anywhere. four more years of this shit.
>>78961358now we know his winning numbers i am going to claim they were mine and get the 66 quid before he can
>>78961366We all die alone partner, but we live among men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnFsRNo3A0Y
I won 5 quid and a free lucky dip on lottery
one time i won 4 quid on a 2 quid scratchcard.if i can ever figure out how to repeat that process, i could become infinitely wealthy.
SSM has already spent that money in his head
I won 500 of the queens bongs on a scratchcard.
Even Tesco runs on GNU/Linux.
2 years no bookies this TuesdayWhat an achievement Oh it's lush
im really sad m'lads
>>78961350I am a cunt because I have irl friends...Okay chuddy.
I had a lovely lie in and now I am stroking to milf pics I stole off a laptop when I had it in for repair
>>78961394Looks like Ubuntu
>>78961375Wat goin on here pls
>>78961398Same lad. Never getting sex, never experiencing love, missed out on life. Normoids just say get any job and go to the gym like that actually makes things better. I'd still be alone.
>>78961400>have irl friends...This cope again lol
>>78961415english rose being picked up by black chad with zero effort from him
Mobster energy for brekkie
>>78961408Could be. I don't reckon it's Debian. Ubuntu makes their money from enterprise.
>>78961416same yeahi go to the gym a lot but no one talks to megym is quite an anti-social place unless you're a chad that gets approachewd
>>78961400why aren't you willing to meet that anon?
Imagine if Mark won a few million
>>78961417I feel sad for you if you think having friends is some huge brag that couldn't possibly be true. It's like the lowest bar to reach really. No offense to any non-seething friendless liddingtonshires intended.
>>78961419Just some council estate chav, no loss
>>78961422good one lad, i'm on the Red Bull sugarfree (apricot edition)something healthy to go with my Frosties
thats just how life is if youre blackjust walk up to any white woman and you can have your pick
>>78961416I go to the gym but it just makes me feel even more isolated when all the regulars talk to each other and nobody talks to me
>>78961432He'd spend it all straight away, in fact I wouldn't put it past him gambling it all.
>>78961433you spend loads of time here, do you spend MORE time with these so-called friends of yours?it's like a poly relationship. i'm sure, some group out there, has somehow managed it perfectly. but you're going to pay attention to one partner more than the other(s), aren't you? just by the sheer law of averages, or whatever time/scheduling/availability you have in your life.
don't bully my mate cheeka
Sometimes I go stand outside the 24 hour gym on my nightwalks watching the npcs in there. Funny when the rozzers turn up and have to drive away eventually thinking that'll sort their issue out.
wogwon femalam, won cum bak for sexo, ya get mi blud?
>>78961448i like the ones that have mad big open windows. like it's fine for people to stare out at all the passersby while they're jogging in place. but you stand in place, outside, on a literal public footpath, and they act like you're some murderer.
Upcoming weekburgh planned out already, has it not beenCorr
i wish i was a black stud with a bbc fucking all the white wivesimagine what its like as a young black buck in the westnot long ago you wouldve been a slave and now here you are in the homeland of your former slavers, humiliating them and conquering THEM but not with military, but with sexliterally fucking them out of existence because their women prefer you
Sometimes I wonder how I haven't topped myself yet. I haven't socialised with anyone outside my family since December 2016, my health is declining and I've never worked a day in my life.
>>78961443????I am not 12 anymore. We don't all go to the same school and play out after school every night. I see them as often as people tend to see their friends after growing up. Past the age of 20 people get gfs, married, kids, full time jobs etc. Weird attitude you have to somehow struggle with this concept. Life is not an episode of Friends where people are constantly hanging out. Actually bamboozled my lid.
so what if i have a tiny phimotic knob? so did Hitler, and even though he was wrong, it didn't stop him.
>>78961458>my health is declining all this is me but my health is improving, aside from IBS(or bowl cancer, pending), urine leakage and easily injuring my back/knees etc
Lonely gym anon obsessing over cheeka I wonder who it could be
SSM in WEATHERSPOONS!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1a0LDAZVc
>>78961457>literally fucking them out of existence because their women prefer youThat's not how it works. Black birthrates went sub-replacement about 30 years before whites in the UK.
>>78961468Good guess lad it is indeed me Ebin
>>78961453Yeah the one near me has windows from the ground up. All blindingly bright lighting inside. I've never understood why you'd want people to look inside the gym, especially if you are not confident.
>>78961458it's too hard. like fair play (in a way) to lads who manage it. it's worrying to me how easy pulling a trigger could be, whereas jumping off a bridge or something is horrifying.the comfy die-in-your-sleep pills like at Dignitas would just entail taking a few pills then drifting off. it's not some horror like poisoning yourself or going into shock as your organs die, and there isn't some complicated setup you could fuck up or regret partway through. the 'action' is nothing.obviously i'd rather a world where nobody ever feels this way or goes through with it, but staying alive is often a really difficult alternative. whether it's just some innate mental condition, physical pain, or society/living not working out for some people.
>>78961464I had extreme phimosis, I didn't even see any part of my glans until a couple of years ago, now I can fully retract while flaccid and pretty much while erect. Boosted my confidence and ability to shag, however getting an erection/aroused has become troublesome since I take (((ssris))).I could shag now, but not everyday, I could go for two consecutive days at a push but not three, I'd need at least 48 hours recharge between shags
>>78961467>bowl cancer, pending
>>78961461all right it's not school you don't have to try and be friends with the weird kid who wants to get to know you, not even just a coffee or something for a laugh? yeah it's not school, that's a school thing. adults don't do that. adults are psychopaths. we aren't real people, even, we're internet strangers. we could die and you'd feel nothing.sure you're not actually still in school, lad?
>>78961486Do you fap to porn?
>>78961488I have a blood test/stool sample this week but I doubt my bowl habits are anything more than IBS, the blood is usually fresh looking.
>>78961486Norwood reaper has really gotten to me this year. Its not the receding hairline I'm even concerned about, its the thinning on top and on the crown. I give it maybe a year or 2 before I just shave it all off
>>78961358>66 quid for winning with a 1:200,000 chance isn't bad
>>78961493indeed yes I do, but I only wank every 2/3 days max sometimes longer else I can't do it. I've been wanking near exclusively to Czech Casting for the last few months.
...how do you know whether blood in your stool is 'fresh looking'?do bowel cancer sufferers have dried up blood inside their intestines? would you even be able to tell?
>>78961500Porn can affect your getting an erection irl not just ssris
i can only ejaculate after sniffing popperslike a chemsex party for one ( ._.)
>>78961490Is this a wind up lmaoYou're like that guy out of Extras
>>78961494Noticed some blood recently, but that's just a hemorhoid and not actually in the stool. My usual routine is to down 2 pints of water/ribera just before bed and that triggers a bowl movement. That said, I've also been doing enemas recently which are very relieving, getting cleared out fully makes you feel a lot less tense
really want a girlfriend but i just dont see how it could happen for me
>>78961497It's over.I take finasteride every other day and haven't had to worry about it >>78961504I mean I never got erections in any other scenario than at home/in the morning, I don't get sexually aroused by anything when I'm out only when I put my mind to it at home.>>78961507>enemasounds bent
>>78961501They say the lighter the blood the fresher it is. I'm not that anon, but I've had blood when wiping for years. It's sometimes dark, sometimes light. Sometimes the blood persists while wiping, sometimes there's blood, then within a few wipes it's gone.
i don't like sticking things up my arse (not in a straight way, just don't like it)can i take the showerhead off my shower and just position the house 'on' my anus and flush it out? does that work and is it safe?
>>78961481I watched the Ronnie McNutt suicide video the other night. Didn't find it troubling at all. He clearly had a miserable life, he pulled the trigger and it was over in a flash. He left a mess for the emergency services, but he is now at peace.
>>78961517Well you have to actually put it in, using a nozzle that you attach to the end of the shower hose.
>>78961515>I don't get sexually aroused by anything when I'm out only when I put my mind to it at home.So thats porn causing it not ssri
Invest in sarco pods for incels>>78961522well I could try noporn but I'm not getting any shags anyway
>>78961515Has it caused any regrowth or just stalled the loss?>sounds bentNot at all, nothing is actually going up my arse, I just press a coke bottle(500ml, not 2l) up against my arse and squeeze the water up there, hold it for 30 seconds and it gets to work
>>78961512If a fat smelly dosser like SSM can get a gf anyone can
>>78961524nofap is better but noporn is a start. Only fap imagination and not memories of your old porn videos
>>78961526don't know really, I didn't lose that much if anything before, my hairline was always naturally a bit high, I tend not to check not to obsess.
Imagine handling your brother's cummy controller. I bet she didn't even wash her hands after.
>>78961544don't think people spaff on their xbox controller
>>78961544I bet he goes through her washing basket and sniffs her worn underwear.
Keep having to think of that "maggie smith was charming as always" /tv/ pasta erry time i see her name cum up in the wires now lol One of the best pastas ever written imo
Ebin has an arranged marriage waiting for him in 2041 if he hasn't found anyone by then
>>78961544Why would it be cummy? Maybe your console controllers are cummy
>>78961551Fap, cum, quick wipe of the hands on the trousers and then straight on the vidya for most lads. Always wanting that short term dopamine rush.
Spaffing on Ruthmong's controller
weird seeing people treating Neil Gaiman being 'cancelled' over allegations as some new cancel culture woke something.i remember when it was always in the papers how a character had disappeared from a soap because the actor was accused. not found guilty, back to acting. 'twas ever thus.
>>78961560That's nice, he can just sit back and wait it out.
>>7896156048 years old, still in my prime, I'll have made it by then.
Wonder if Scottish lass is a size queen
>>78961577i bet that man hasn't read all those books.he'd be the brainiest man in the world. he'd stop climate change and solve hunger.
>>78961580All girls are deep down. I reckon her boyfriend is quite well hung. No girls get wet over small ones.
Spaffing on Kyle Riggs receding hairline
>>78961587>i bet that man hasn't read all those books
>>78961553I expect she keeps her laundry in her own basket now and does it herself to avoid damaged clothing. I wonder what she's caught her bro doing growing up as a younger sister, though. Apparently he used to wind her up quite bad. >>78961563I don't generally wash my hands after fapping. Only number two.
>>78961587Scruton was a pretty smart lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmnQrHje5xY>Thought this was going to be watchable or low tier kino even>Fucker introduces some rando slavwhore becky he's getting sucked off by on his travels two minutes into the vlogHad to close that shit right away, not going to watch some broad's childish mannerisms for 20 minutes
>>78961602sounds like he'd go well in soup
Just feather dusted the front room walls in preparation for a house inspection on Tuesday. I'll do my bedroom next time I go upstairs, and do a bit in the bathroom.Big clean day tomorrow, but using parts of today to lighten the load.Picnotrel
>>78961601>I don't generally wash my hands after fapping
>>78961580Nice lad. Bet she enjoys sex a lot.
>>78961590Nice big thick dick is what women crave but you've got to have the face and body for sex too. It's not just about the dick. Women can literally get sex anytime unlike men.
SCEA almost met up with me for a friendly car race before he died, Mondeo vs Civic, oh aye the Mondeo was a SOLID car
Bet she gets lots of it at 23.
I'll bust out laughing if it turns out Laura bf is a black fella.
Wops' hairline.
>>78961647Her bf is a lucky lad.
>>78961497You might have to nip to the shop and buy a tin of Austin's Bean Polish when the time comes.
>>78961606You didn't miss much, always moans and the content is boring due to him having no personality
>>78961626>>78961601>>78961647she is incredibly mid, get a grip mate
>>78961660sad titties make me sad
Scrapheap challenge, now that was kino televisual entertainment.
>>78961606Just wait for my channel to launch, pure unadulterated kino shall be had
>>78961652Nah he is some tall white lad. I've seen him laying down in one of her videos.
>>78961676couldn't she just wear a bra to push/shape them better?(i am not an expert in breast mechanics.)
>>78961683>I've seen him laying down in one of her videos.I'm a tall dosser, I could have a chance, what with me being her type.
>>78961678robert llweyln wrote in his autobiography about how he took a plaster cast of his willy and the plaster got stuck to his cock and pubes and he had to go down to dinner with his parents with it stuck there
Bras? They might be for you, but they not for Scottish lass
>>78961694Corr floppy tits flapping about as she frolics in the heather.
>>78961652He's your typical sports and fitness obsessed deano lad I reckon.
>>78961690>I'm a tall dosserSame lad (I'm 6'3")
>>78961528dont see howdont even know any women
>AMSR with my bfs stuffThis is brutal lolSimps deserve it though
>>78961671She's not mid. Laurel is. Scottish lass is a very beautiful women.
>>78961706Ah, I'm a midget compared to you, I'm only 6'1.5, well actually just 6'1, as I gifted a smol anon my .5 once, he was feeling down for being smol.
>>78961702Do Deanos play the guitar?
>>78961717If it makes you feel better lad I failed to mention I'm overweight
>>78961734It's ok lad, I'd say I'm underweight, being ~10 stone.
Reckon Laura's bf is one of those long haired chad types
>>78961676She has no issue finding love. Why would she worry about that? She is more beautiful than most of the lasses in Scotland.
Tall fat man. Likes castles.
>>78961719He probably played it a few times and just keeps it as a decorative item. I doubt deano plays guitar that well. He's into sports more and shagging lasses.
Castles are breddy cool.
>>78961743Nah he got the deano short hair cut for sure. She wouldn't date a lad with long, messy hair. Just doesn't seem the type.
>>78961761Didn't you say you had long hair?
fed up with lifereckon ill end it next yearno point living alone
>tall>lazy>hippy
>>78961770Ruthmong buzzcut his hair off last summer I think.
She's probably eating her prison slop lunch right now. Hopefully she is released soon because the NHS covered up their failings. How many babies died at the start of her shift? Too many. No way she could kill babies right from the start. The truth would have been exposed with mandatory always on CCTV in hospital icus.
Usually buzzing for some sunday afternoon footy but I can't get excited about Ipswich Aston Villa lads.. ffs.. at least watching United get battered afterwards will be fun.
Proper shit pathetic year this has beenNo doubt i certainly rank 2024 with 2007 2011 2013 2019 nd other well known bad years from my life If u notice the pattern its quite real,, odd numbers usually bad for me,I try not 2 let life get me down regardless bt its hard
>>78961770Getting quite long now.>>78961779Yeah I did. It's now quite long again but not terribly long.
>>78961783Wonder if Crosslad has written that letter confessing his dying love for her yet.
recommend this series to castle fans. follows a project in France to build a medieval castle using the construction methods of the day (inasmuch as EU health and safety mumbo jumbo will allow).
Any Meridian chads in this thread?
>>78961793Just another one of his sad larps.
if you work in a hospital i think it's expected you are responsible for a few deathseven if it's malpractice what if you're a really good surgeon or something? does it just undo all the life-saving operations you've performed? are you medically cancelled?
>>78961794Why in France?
You just know the young women want more than just the driving lessons. The eye contact says it all.
>>78961815>Gee I hope he isn't going to rob my phone from my purse while I'm not looking
If you work in McDonald's you just know a few dropped burgers ain't gonna kill anybody during a busy shift.
>>78961809they're a republic, we're a monarchy. if we built a castle here it'd just be a normal castle, at the taxpayers' expense.over there it's a long-term archaeological project, raking in tourismbux from history/engineering fanatics.
>>78961815wen ar slap de dash ya put yer fut darn blud n smash thru the fucken winda n grab the jewlri
so crazy how my recent ancestors built an empire and now the same people they subjugated are being welcomed in by the spread open legs of the english womenmeanwhile i rot alone as an incel
>>78961821They are trusting an older, muslim man to be with them in an enclosed space. They would not be thinking of any danger other than their own poor driving skills.
It wouldn't be a normal castle, it'd be a norman castle. Bloody invaders comin over ere bring their castles n sheit
Castlemong.
Ruth is probably enjoying a lovely walk in the wind right now.
>>78961793Wouldnt go that far bt i feel a kinship with my Lucy as far as being crucified by normalfag demons as scapegoat bt if it blossomed into something more romantic that would be alright of course
can i wax my anus hair? or is that dangerous?
>>78961871Just use a good razor. Trust me.
Everything in life down 2 luck. I was born w my bollocksdone in permanently. U have to think most ppl at least get that 1 stat boost to compensate, if God nerfed me this bad then at least threw me the 1 bone of being over 6t, or high IQ or good work ethic etc type of genetic boosts it could have not been over over bt nope total fucking pish in every stat best i got was "white, 1st world country" however we all know how much """privilege" that one is these days. Everything in life down 2 luck it seems some ppl just born to be a lifelong victim of this world nd nnobody give a shit about our struggles
On the Sunday morning slots grind
Wonder how clean her controller is
In my darkest moments of suffering i couldve deffos made a pact with Satan just 2 make it stop nd lets not beat around the bush,,,ive had offers, bt i didnt nd i wouldnt but at the same time...................can I understand how it happens, i dont sympathise bt i understand, if U had painful terminal disease suffering every day for decades nd a mysterious doctor appeared nd he could cure you on the spot right there nd give you 10 million quid as well, i see how it happens, its not for me, contracts with demons might be for some ppl bt it not for me, bt ive been in that dark place, although i returned from it in 1 piece it couldve gone v v different bt for grace of god.444>AYYSGP
>>78961930maybe you did make a pact but that involved FORGETTING the pact and now the universe is leaving you clues (they're not very subtle at this point, are they?)
Winning the lottery? Won't get me a gf.
>>78961958It will get you a gold digger gf
>>78961958i rarely disagree with you but this is one of those times
Wonder how he will do at this
DVD lad, what are your thoughts on me driving 30 miles to get a DVD I specifically want, and ideally want to watch tonight?It's possible I might drive past there soon enough, but I could be waiting weeks if not months
>>78961977you know i heard about this thing called the internet, and apparently on this internet you can download basically any movie in existance and watch it within about ten minutes, i don't personally believe it but someone should look into it
Eating 4 glazed ring doughnuts in a row? Better than giving it t'bookies.
Wouldn't mind a coal digger gf at this time of year, desu.
>>78962021>tfw no coal digger gf
>>78962019i love how he just eats whatever he has in its entirety, like eating that entire pack of jaffacakes, never just saves one for later
I was cursed to be be born in London. Can't afford to rent a room. Worked since I was 14. 11 years layer only got about 12k in savings. My life is planted here so can't flee here. My adult life is stunted. Lads what can I do? What the fuck do I do. No bank of mum and dad to fall back on
>>78962034Well, why save for tomorrow what you can have today
oh look another shooting. a child, dead.not an incel or a brown person as far as we know. probably just a farmer. farmers are good old-fashioned middle-class folks, rightfully allowed guns, this story will be forgotten in a week.
>>78962039Without knowing any of the background of this story you just know the farmer was in the right.
>waste money on rubbish>better than giving it to the bookies guys
>>78962035i knew a lad who moved to London at 16 and was a rent boy, basically. it fucked him up in the head but there's no reason you couldn't have done the same. hell you're 25, you still can.alternatively, just move ('planted' my arse, you just want the London life)
>>78961992do you know instead of eating 'foods' you can just take multivitamins and drink gruel?
>>78962039I just assumed everyone knew farmers WILL shoot at you if you go on their land (or even look like you are thinking about it)
ssm has more items than you
>An eight-year-old boy has died after being shot in the head and face at a farm.Damn what a way to spend your sunday morning , famer made swiss cheese with that kids head, thats the last time he fucks around on a farm tbqh kek
Wonder what pegginglad is doing literally right now. Not being pegged, surely?
>>789620578-year-olds haven't learned that yet.problem with the education system?
>famer made swiss cheese with that kids headIt sad
Kids fault for being naughty desu
Going to make sure I close and chain the gates in fields now, not getting shot while rambling, desu.
just pooped out long red stinkers.like almost diahoria poopers, real garbled up bits of shit, but they were also a mean looking red, prolly cause of my penchants of chilli hot sauce
Thrilling posts today, lads.
stop it you don't know anything about the boy who died ;__;
>>78962091yeah what bores, edgelordery wank, why aren't they out murdering? is that what you'd prefer? clearly it is, they were just mucking about.
Me and Lucy raising a sprog
>>78962091Pre occupied with shivering due to the cold desu, can't be messing about being thrilling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDdPag-3FoI>video is 12 minutes 45 seconds long>covers the topic of why men are dropping out of society/work>doesn't once mention NPNWEven vaguely non-mainstream media is now just as bad as MSM.
>"There are now over 10 million people - mostly men - in America, who are not working, not studying, not retired and not institutionalised; they're just doing... nothing."
>>78962122>mostly menmisogyny is to blame.
no sowting at me no good man
Gunna have a show now lads, the stank from them poopers are still lingering, feel a bit sick but i been on the baileys since 10am, so maybe that
>>78961948Considered it,,i tend 2 think if that had been the case then my brain also wouldnt let me consider the possibility, doesnt make sense. More feasible 2 me is signing it takes some form where u dont even know youre doing it, u get tricked into it, next wrong addressed letter u see, return 2 sender? Put that in the RED letter box nd who is the "sender" exactly..........what did it even say, U dont know, u didnt read it. Things like that, bt i kinda doubt they're allowed to do it that way, or if it would even be valid, who knows tho. Ur right that its not subtle anymore though thats for sure nd increasingly lessso every single day.
>>78962131try switching to high fibre drinks like beer
>>78961638I knew a lad in my halls at uni who was very average looking but had a 8.5 inch knob and he used to get laid with some absolute babes just on word of mouth alone. The dickpill is real.
>>78962134demons aren't robots pal they are largely outside of our understanding but they have a 'personality' the same way they have 'form' and 'language'
>>78962102>Lucy raising a sprog
>>78962141I would trust Lucy with my sprog
does this bus go to the dennistoun palais?
>>78962137this but in secondary school. lad with a huge willy used to get it out as his class clown trick (if anything the TEACHERS were the paedos for seeing it and telling him to put it away).on paper you'd think that's some pervert/weirdo exhibitionist kink and he's a creep, but in the real world hormonal teenage girls heard about it and were like '...really? zomg :o'up next: girls/women also like tall guys, perhaps even footballers.
>>78962045Born and bred here. My family is here, job, friends. Nowhere else takes my fancy, yknow? Bristol is decent but that's almost as expensive. Want the London life? Ive lived it
>>78962122https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WnPr8UpeNsA they really trying 2 push this "economically inactive" forced meme
London is a shithole and the abysmal birthrate reflects that. It's an awful place to raise a sprog
>>78962157there are people who say the same but live in impoverished ex mining villages where the only way to have a comfortable life is to take whatever adulterated smack you can scavenge.but you're better than that, you'd never move somewhere sub-London. you're a Londoner!
>>78962137To follow up on this, it only just crossed my mind that this was 10 years ago and many of these girls are probably married with beta provider husbands now. I bet these slags all reminisce about his dick whenever they have mediocre sex with their new fellas who inevitably won't measure up. Sad thought.
>The average person who had dropped out of the labour force was also far less likely to have children or a partner
>>78961794I would 100% watch this. Thanks anon
>>78962169No one wants to be a sprogless wagie, if you're not going to get a sprog out of life, why work?
>>78962169is that 'or' like in programming? i'd say the typical working age woman on benefits 'as a lifestyle' has kids, the university/career types have other things going on and kids are a longer-term part of their 'plan'.
Me and Castlemong raising a sprog in our rented castle
Local pizza place gave me a free pizza with my order last night cause it has a hole in it, since I'm such a loyal customer.Just popped it in the oven folded over and had a little calzone for me lunch.
>>78962166Doubt they think about it as much as u desu you should message him
>>78962181youre fat lol
Off to Paris on Friday. Know a French bird there I met ina pub in Shoreditch in '18. Going to be a weekend fuck fest
I prioritise a wife over a sprog
>>78961977What DVD is it and why would you have to drive 30 miles?
>>78962193A wife is a means to an end of getting a sprog.
Quite fond of farting aren't i
I'm going to Magaluf with the lads and our wives.
>>78961794There was a show over a decade back where they built a Roman bathhouse using the tools and materials at the time. Remember the joiner being totally out his depth and hopeless without his power tools. Understandable though.
>>78962195I've only had sex 6 times ever and have a sprog
>>78962194Spooks season 8, the nearest one is Coventry, although saying that I found one 20 miles away, but it's more tempting now.Bought a Blu-Ray this morning from my local one
>>78962197Can us dads bring our sprogs?
>>78962194He's crossing the Scottish border to buy video nasties.
"NEET" probly the most succesful british gov meme even japan co-signed it decades of fun with this nd these marxists want 2 give up precious slice of history for """"""economically inactive" not fucking happening theyre scared of our glorious past as always
>>78962202Based lad of efficiency. The first shag I had lead to her getting pregnant although she never carried to term. The woman I have a sprog with now I only shagged twice.
>>78962208Are any of them 16+ and white?
>>78962214Are you the fella with the niglet?
I shall not be an economic unit
>>78962217No to both lad
>>78962219There are two of us, but yeah I'm one of them
>>78962165I would move out when I'm older, fuck all going on other places though
>>78962229Shippy and who else?
>>78962206I just order all my stuff online, lad. Wouldn't be going out of my way like that nowadays. The petrol cost would outweigh the cost of the DVD I'd imagine. Even my local HMV is like a 7 quid train ride away. I just buy from their online shop.
>>78962235Zimmy
>>78962235The lad who calls himself 'Zimlad'
>>78962239I think I might go out for a drive today. It's very near spoons and has free parking
Iceland shop cost me 70quid, only got some chicken and a few bits, bit rubbish this
how do i gf the chubby cex girl or the even chubbier coffee shop girlfucksakegod help me
>>78962220Need you working in a windowless warehouse or the Scottish economy will crash
Even if NEETs go to work the government will still import millions of ooga boogas.
>>78962248I like the cathedral city stuff and the luxury buttermilk chicken tendies and strips.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/long-term-benefit-claimants-look-074424220.htmlbetter start filling them apps out lids
Breeding ooga boogas
>>78962264Because NEETs dont make enough sprogs, see HHL or SSM
>>78962277That's not the meme you're looking for, where's 'pumping a few IQ points' anon when you need him
>>78962286I don't think Shippy is in the thread today
>>78962276>if they canI can't, as I'm unfit for work
Shippy is my friend.
>>78962297having autism doesnt make you unfit for work you dont need to look people in the eyes to flip burgers the government will realize that soon lol
>>78962276>He said people dealing with long-term sickness 'need to be back in the workplace where they can', promising support to help people back into employment.Tik, tok HHL and Crossmong
>>78962290That wasn't my gimmick>>78962302Cheers *clinks glass*
>>78962297Here here. Don't let them labour wagies tell ya what to do
>>78962256Thats whats known as 1 of life's monkey paw situations, Am highly incompetent
Shippy is on minimum wage.
>Eyy i'm walkin 'ere!
>>78962308I think McDonald's and most fast food outlets make their servers do all tasks including serving customers.
>>78962329This is a big deal to some people
>>78962308For 99% of jobs it does desu nd u need masters degree for those 1% which also unfit so its not happening
>>78962331Not him but, I went to mcdonalds last night, and they were all just stood about doing not much.
Spaffing on Shippys bald batch
raising a sprog on minimum wage is very difficult
Shippy works (minimum wage) so I don't have to
Starmer is going to make a working man out of SSM. A loyal Labour voter rewarded.
>>78962340Ur mental going maccas on a saturday night. Thats where it all fucking kick off
>>78962248Funny my Iceland shop yesterday cost 70 quid too. Cunts gave me the wrong crisps and were out of stock on my Pepsi Mas slop juice.
>>78962351You're welcome, NEET
The government really thinks that forcing unreliable spakkers into jobs is going to work? LMAO. LOL, even.
>>78962350Not in my experience it isnt
>>78962355It was many years ago, but my town is fairly quiet now, compared to what it was 4-5 years ago.
No, that's not a 'kilt' he's wearing. It's a skirt, and a frock too
>>78962364Sending money to your baby mama isn't raising a sprog. Have you ever changed your sprogs nappy?
>>78962297this, a lot of this kicking people off benefits requires you to essentially concent to being kicked off, i realised this many years ago when i was claiming dole, they lie to you and say YOU NEED TO DO THIS, but it's always empty threats, multiple times these cunts tried to sanction me and i won every time
Frozen spunk waiting for the etherum price to rise before thawing
I'm in long term support group ESA for my Autism so I doubt they'll try to get me into work. People with milder disabilities like ADHD or being Scouse should watch out though.
>>78962308yeah autistic people are famously good at coordination
>>78962373True, but he was talking about the financial aspect of it. Which isn't difficult on minimum wage, and no I haven't
4 million people claiming sickness benefit. Mad. Obviously something needs to change
Mad thing is i personally would try working if i iwasnt hidden disabled i could imagine getting bored of NEET life nnd want 2 do something in life, its just not feasible,,if i imagine 10 years in the future probly i'll be bored of neet life,bt this world of employment has rejected me nd shoehorned into some wagie job wont fix it, i will simply piss on the walls nd walk out if my condition flares up, i could work in a lighthouse though bt in a social envirionment not a chance
>people think the only thing stopping autistic people from working is socialisingYou don't really understand, lad. People with legit Autism cannot be relied on. They get burned out too quick because of their fucked up brains. They are too volatile. If they feel like, they'll just walk out of work or not show up (the part of their brain that stops a normie doing this is absent). They can't follow instructions or work on their own initiative. They need to be handheld through every work day. Not to mention their sensitivities to light and noise.
SSM is a lost cause desu. Reckon the job centre have just written him off.
>>78962405>too bright in here innitwomp womp
>>78962392society is the sickness......maybe we need to purge....humanity it'self......
ah yes the 30 year old who has never worked and is completely detached from reality will make a fine employee!
Nothing will change dw benniesbros.>where they canWell, duh!They're not mass kicking people off or whatever. No one wants to be responsible for dumping tons of mentally ill or physically disabled people out on the street by cutting them off suddenly. Looks bad. Bad enough with a few homeless on the high street. That'd get way worse very quickly and we'd up like parts of America where they have entire streets and blocks taken over by the homeless.Just seems to be some dumb scheme to "help" people back to work. Likely will just be extra work coach "help" for people who want it or some shit.
just put all the spazzies in an asylum and let them wank each other off till they die problem solved
>>78962429As an autistic man who has attended a few of these back to work courses they are complete bollocks. They are designed for low IQ mongs like SSM who don't know how to do a CV, don't know how to dress and don't know how to behave in an interview. The ones I attended were full of alcoholics and drug addicts. A few even turned up drunk sometimes.
>>78962429The second you mention feeling suicidal, they'll leave you alone.
>>78962392Doesnt even touch the sides little lad
>>78962405This is why I think the 'disability confident :)' scheme is a waste of employers' time/money. If they've dealt with autistic people before then they're just going to go through the whole rigmarole of an interview because of a well-meaning but flawed initiative to get disabled people 'into work', only to realise 'oh yeah this specific person is unsuited for the role, because of particular traits about them.'It's 'discrimination' in one sense of the word but it's not bigotry or something. It's like hiring tall people over short people as security guards. I really can't see autistic people even clamouring for this, if they want any jobs, probably a subset of highly-specific ones for them (e.g. low socialisation, hyper-tailored to a specific interest).
>>78962439congras youre now the leader of the mongs
>>78962409I think the reason why I've always had issues with the DWP is because I'm reasonably well spoken and polite so I give off the impression of someone who could easily work. I bet there's loads of people like SSM who they've decided to just leave alone because trying to make them work is likely to result in unnecessary hassle.
>>78962439>first day of 'how to put stuff into Microsoft Word' class>one woman turns up late>looks at full class>goes 'na. can't do this.' as if she's about to have a panic attack>I attend for four weeks and learn I already knew how to put stuff into Microsoft Wordwish I'd been as smart as her tbqh.
>>78962448The only autistic who flourish in the work place are the savant types (that is rare) or the ones with learning disabilities who aren't self aware enough for it to be restrictive (like downies). The middle of the road standard autist is not a good employee.
Imagine sitting in that smelly normie zoo w light sensitivity. Cruel and unusual punishment ring any bells.
if autists were put into work, then where would all the memes come from? normies need to understand that we make their internet culture for them you know
>>78962465pretty sure you dont need to be retarded to make frog pictures lol
bbcanon hereputting my dildos and stuff in black bin bags right now gotta get rid of this stuffnew me
>>78962457Wish I'd had the sense to skip this bollocks. I'm university educated yet they think the reason I can't work is because I don't know how to do a fucking powerpoint.
No comment required
>>78962439i was forced onto something similar, only went for the intro and refused to go back, how to write a cv, how to use a computer, full of polish and mongs, there was one tart there with big fake tits and lips, wonder what her story was
>>78962454Also how many employers would take SSM on? Even without his 'hidden disability' he has a drink problem, a terrible attention span and can't follow basic instructions.
>>78962478This makes me giggle to be honest.>and now for the song and dance portion of the interview
>>78962489>hidden disabilitynot very hidden when you can smell him coming
>>78962498Not everyone can smell it
>>78962502is it like that thing where some people taste soap when eating cilantro?
One day he smell like fish. One day he smell like shit. But he don't let it get him down. He think positive.
>>78962507its largely genetic
>>78962463Imagine srsly sitting somewhere like this 5 days aweek 8 hours a day nxt 2 these utter fucking mongos w jobby teeth boomer breath hearing their fucking eating noises all day absolutely fate worse than deathpilled
Honestly surprised that SSM can even work his smartphone and navigate how to stream on YouTube.
>>78962498It's hidden because people think he smells because he doesn't wash when in fact the smell comes from his hidden disability.
>>78962532>Hasn't worked for over 30 years>Lives in a desirable part of the country>Has ample free time to enjoy his drinking and dancing hobby>Has all the latest techIs he stupid? I don't think so...
>>78962507Oof I have that, grim indeedIt's called coriander though why do people call it cilantro
>>78962532He's been streaming on YouTube for a long time though, he learned how to do it when his mental decline from the booze was not as bad.
don't ever reply to me balding gay mong
>>78962476at the time i was a Linux dweeb and i had already made a custom TeX thing for my CV. they insisted it had to be a .doc file: that's all employers would accept, not some mysterious .pdf thing.i pasted a .png render of it into Word. and then they said i passed. great Word skills mate, clearly you know your font settings, have a certificate.
Poley is a home owner.
>>78962574No, no... he's a homo.
Yok?...oh no
Funny how a paki is the most successful poster here while the white posters are all NEETs and alcoholics
>>78962604He's still a degenerate shit obsessed rapist stalker faggot tranny freak so that makes me better than him.
i am seething that someone is a more successful poster than me.
im a white neet aloholic
im a white shite aloholic
Stop getting permanent bans on my 4g range
>>78962564kek they fucking did that with me, insisted my cv had to be in doc, fucked up the formatting when she converted it and put an extra page for one sentence, told her it looked fucking ridiculous
>>78962628Hope my new esim isn't range banned.
got a few cans of coke from the shop, never seen them before, like coke but in a tall, thin can, like a redbull can, couldnt just walk past them without buying a few
i'm only in the naughty range for /tv/, which i rarely post on. but my posts would bring up the quality of their board, which they don't deserve.
>>78962604Uhhhhh i'm a white alcoholic poster with a job thankyouverymuch
>>78962639saw some Coke x Oreo cans the other day. you know how we all know 'Oreos', here in the UK? and how everything is 'x' now.
>>78962639Post a picture of these strange cans
HIS LIVE!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYoNkUF99JM
>>78962662>I'm gettting a 1 year driving licence its lushFantastic news desu
>>78962661i already know he means these. lad's lived a sheltered, 330ml life. just wait until he walks down the spirits and mixers aisle some time.
>>78962650They got them on special offer in my Tesco Metro. Garn pick up a can tomorrow
>>78962661regular can of dr pepper and a small can of arabic pepsi for reference
>>78962662Need hadron collider 2 measure how much wagies fuming rn
Fink i'll be copping some R&Rshire
>>78962547Of course he's stupid. He's practically retarded. The system is just so geared towards enabling and rewarding retarded dosser mongs that it gives all that shit to him for free.
>>78962757Better to be stupid and happy than smart (or more likely, an overthinker) and miserable.
>>78962764But he's not happy. He's said multiple times that he's sad lonely and depressed.
Stop drinking sugary drinks
Fresh castle bread x>>78962773>>78962773>>78962773
>>78961913wops got the Spider-Man limited edition PS4. Get in there.
>>78962110Nobody wants to cover this because there's no solution. You can't make women fuck you.
