SeasideMark's fucked up lip edition
feel like i could cry but nothin ever appens
We need to debate this lip in earnest lads. This is the biggest happening in the SSM stream for several months. >How did it happen? >Will it heal by itself? >Has he seen a doctor? >Should he get botox? >Does the blood taste of fish or shit?
>set to get even colder by the end of the week
>>78972985Wait till the end of the month,it gets even colderer.
nonce nationyou workso they rape
might even do another night drive tonight, quite enjoyed the one last night
>>78973000>nonce nationsounds like one of those old chav music CDs from back int' day
>>78973060Bringing you such classics as"where's my mummy and daddy?""these sweets taste a bit funny""I have a pet gerbil"
>>78973000Aren't you a bloke in a dress? Don't most of you turn out this way because you were nonced?
Imagine being a shut in living in Arbroath and thinking the biggest problem in your life is noncing in the north of England. People like that confuse me. Are they addicted to getting worked up about issues they can't control and don't affect them? I mean obviously noncing is bad but it's a matter for the police.
>>78973085To be fair it is a big problem and all those nonces should be hanged and their relatives deported. It's just that being a dosser tranny is also a problem and similar solutions should be explored.
>>78973060>>78973072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qhU_wnqxmc
>>78973085"But how does this affect you personally?"
Irish bro here, why do you rejoice everything some bad shit happens to us?When we see horrible shit happen in england we have sympathy for we're in the same boat
>>78973128What are you talking about lad, we don't give Ireland a second's thought 364 days of the year unless Six Nations is on.
>>78973128I've been cheering you mad lads on when you've been attacking migrant camps. More balls than most of the pussies here.
>>78973128fucking size of those baps, christ on a bike
>>78973046Wish i had a car 4 this desu>>78973085Mong
>>78973128I'm half Irish and an Irish Republican
>>78973184>Mongtwould appear you have gotten mistaken as to which name/symbol you are posting under
>>78973141that history debunked guy foams at the mouth everytime some horrible shit happens in Ireland>>78973166yes
>>78973214>that history debunked guy foams at the mouth everytime some horrible shit happens in IrelandWhy say "you rejoice" emplying the whole country rejoices, yet also say there is somebody that doesn't do that.Also swapping between correct grammar and lowercase only posting.Just here to stir shit and get a bit of drama going?>lust provoking images>makes a claim with no evidence to back that claim>answers by saying the opposite of what the first post claimed
personally i like the irish, im ok with the scots but not a fan of the welsh desut.anon who lives dangerously close to the welsh border
>>78972955>SeasideMark's fucked up lipWhat did he do to it?
>emplyingI am a low IQ idiot.
>>78973276helen twatted him for being an incel
no SSM updates yet today?
>>78973092>To be fair it is a big problem For a shut in living in Arbroath? It's not a problem at all. That person has massive problems to deal with and they're worrying about the wrong things. >>78973120Yeah? I mean obviously you need to fix your own life before fixing the world. If you're a functioning person you could go into politics and make an impact, but you can't do that if you're a low functioning loser who doesn't leave the house. If I was that person in Arbroath I'd be working on my own life first before getting worked up about an issue that doesn't affect them.>>78973184Why am I a mong? I'm interested in your point of view.
>>78973310>If you're a functioning person you could go into politics and make an impactExcept this is only true in the romanticised, idealised version of politics that we're taught is how things work. In reality politics is incredibly insular and virtually impossible to get into outside of the two major parties who filter people based on a wide range of traits, views etc. and who are disproportionately NOT decent, well-adjusted and functional people - they're paedos, sexual deviants, adulterers, sycophants, virtue signaling retards, token placements and so on. Even the people right at the top have a surprisingly hard time making an impact because so much of politics is decentralised and dished up to unelected 'public-private-partnership' type organisations or civil service groups.
The prices of Apu food is astronomical nowadays. A 5kg bag of Pedigree Fren is almost twenty quid. My lid can polish off a whole one with two litres of milk in a couple of hours and I don't have the heart to cut his cereal snacks. He demands the stuff with marshmallows and choccie biscuits in or he throws a fit. I'm scared he'll ring SPACCA... so many Apu Fanciers struggling at the moment and it's fucking horrible.
>go into politics>make an impact
So what's with this apu lore exactly? Is it like a weird thing where you fuck your apus? I never quite got it.
>>78973331Well you may be right about that, but it doesn't seem relevant to my point.
>>78973351>you fuck your apus?Vile statement this is, Help Helpers need help and are the antidote to NEET loneliness on Feel Street. They're frens not fucktoys. :(
>>78973351U can lick their wee froge head for psychedelic effects
>>78973331But what about Nigel Farage? He made an impact. Without him Brexit wouldn't have happened. But he got himself sorted first before he got into politics. He worked hard in the gold exchange in London first, and then after his life was good and stable and he had everything he personally needed, THEN he started to worry about politics.
dehydration causing sugar cravings, should i drink water? or eat the cookies i got from the petrol station last night? i know
Heading out in less than 20This is the big one boyos, do wish me luck (for i shall sorely require it)
mad how the greeks traded with the indians and the indians traded with the chinese yet the greeks didn't know about the chinese. You'd think at some point someone would have bothered to ask "what's further east than india?"
>>78973454sometimes think about old timey over seas trading and paying for things, how did it go? did they just send the captain of the ship off with a shit load of things and say "swap these for something good once you get there" or even send him off with money/gold or whatever and say buy as much as you can when you get there? was there some kind of agreement or fixed prices in place or something? it jogs my noggin
The Magnificent Seven box set on DVD new for four quid and 50p. Not bad. Some good bargains I'm getting lately. Unofficial remake of Seven Samurai. They were all ripping off Kurosawa back then!
Wonder if pegginglad is getting pegged tonight.
Wissing it down outside, proper Autumn weather kicking in now. Best time of the year to keep it womfy and watch films and grind vidya or whatever womfy indoor activities you enjoy.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/sep/30/lincoln-venue-apologises-treatment-of-male-gig-goers-last-dinner-party-concert>men attend gig alone>profiled by security>assumed to be suspicious pervert stalker-murderersand to be honest i STILL blame you guys. the collective unconscious of incel/lonely types is manifesting this into existence.
>>78973524thoughts on the webanon situation?
>>78973470Kurosawa was just ripping off Robin Hood, which was already not accurate to the O.G. Robin Hood (he was just some noble vigilante type, proto-commies added the 'steals from the rich to give to the poor' political slant).Magnificent Seven refined the template, A Bug's Life perfected it.
wish i was a woman so i could get blacked like this by a bbc so big i couldnt even fit it in my mouth
been asleep, qrd on the webanon situation?
>>78973524Love getting pissed on these gloomy days
>>78973543exciting new twist to your perversions. i hope one day they metamorphose into having a solid murder mystery novel attached, or maybe an album of catchy prog rock songs (huge black dong on the cover obviously)
Apparently been in contact with someone who has been diagnosed with TB, so now I've got to travel to a specialist hospital and do a blood test. I fucking hate needles. Fuck sake.
I work in a high stress environment
>diagnosed with Tim Byrnevery based
>>78973570huge black donggood band name that intit
i actually, genuinely have better things to do. i am choosing to be here.
>>78973584yerrapuf
poligies t'all bout my use of the same blacked images as beforei just cba to find new ones>>78973594thanks luvsame desu>>78973597please, i prefer the term "cocksucking faggot" as it makes my penis throb harder
>>78973542>A Bug's Life perfected itpretty based take IMO
>>78973524>>78973553>tfw spent last 8 hours out in the pissing rain at work (outdoor wagie) That sounds grim but its actually womfy for the first 5 hours before the waterproofs leak and it starts to get miserable
>>78973610outdoors 8 hours straight? what you doin? you a roadsweeper or somethin? hahahaha
might buy tavern master on steam, looks pretty comfy
Laddies. I've GOT to gf that chubby CEX girl. Tomorrow I'm going to go buy New Super Mario Bros on the Wii and she ought to be there. If not, I'll back out and get it next day. Anyhow, tell me NOW what to say to her. How do I get her to be my gf tomorrow or day after? This is it and it's got to happen now because I simply cannot cope without a girlfriend any longer.
>>78973633you dont GF her up today lad, get chatting with her and casually ask what shes upto this weekend, then invite her out for a drink or coffee or whatever
>>78973526>one man wrote that on arriving at the Engine Shed, he was "funnelled into a dark corner with other men, told I might be a pervert cus I'm alone and then taken into a room alone with a security guard where I was interrogated and searched. Feel sick"This is insane
>"Alright mate, you called for a builder? Something about a retaining wall starting to lean? Yeah should be no problem."Thank god we have such hard working lasses doing the tough jobs that others won't.
>>78973633You're going about this all wrong lad. You can't just get a girl to be your gf right away. For one thing you'll look desperate, and that's the biggest turn off of all. You need to believe that she'd be lucky to be your gf. You need to get to know her first to figure out if she's good enough to be your gf. That's the attitude you should have. Just say "Would you like to go for a drink with me this weekend?" Get ready for her to act awkward or say no though. A lot of girls don't like being approached at work. You should go for it anyway though since there's no other way. But just be ready for it not to work out and don't act stroppy or anything.
hhl should switch to heroin, much comfier
>>78973553Corr am on that sobergrind me. At least until Halloween then I'll relapse for a little bit before getting back on the wagon until Christmas. At least that's the plan but anything can happen tbqh. I'm just going with the flow from now on.
A Bug's Life is a bit racist. They made the Japs literal insects. I can't believe they got away with it.
Got to the CBA part of the day, and as expected, I CBA to do anything. I will have a spliff and a cup of tea, to try and inspire myself to BA, if you know what I mean.
>>78973576Me too lad. New job starting next month, same industry but a much better companyI'm tired of being stressed all the time
>>78973734I get to the CBA part of the day after eating breakfast. I just want to roll back into bed. Is that depression?
>>78973620Golf course wagie anon, well 7.5 hours if you want to count the lunch break A lot of you lids would really benefit from a "horrible" job like this tbqh
Having a few jars w mummy
>>78973782What exactly would the benefit be? No free time? Tired all the time? Earning a shit wage for a lot of back breaking work?
>>78973757Try not eating breakfast tomorrow and see if that helps.
>>78973798The day is just too long I don't have the energy to pretend to enjoy being alive for that long.
Having a few jars HHL style now
>>78973675>>78973640Yeah I know thats the best way but can't do that unless I get her alone enough but that never happens in CEX. They keep their women well guarded behind the counter with a couple of fat basedboys on hand to cockblock you.
Having a few jars with the gf (male)
having a few dvds
cex tyrants
>>78973804Just pretend for a short while. 5 or 10 mins is better than no mins.
You are not allowed to film here.
>>78973905*films you*
pure cannae be arsed like
Say what you will about the Israelis, but you have to hand it to them, they've conducted a masterful war by all accounts.>gutted hamas in gaza (primary objective)>razed large swathes of gaza (secondary objective - will see if territory remains seized)>fucked up hezbollah commanders, they're now scared to call each other, no comms going on>decapitated the top three levels of command in their entirety>have called iran's bluff and embarrassed them internationally, iran has no response
>>78973907I'm going to have to ask you to delete that footage mate. I did not consent to being filmed!
broke up with gf today
bf broke up with me today
>>78973944>broke up with gf todaydid she(he) cry?
>>78973793The main benefit is you aren't a massive fucking dosser with fuck all to do apart from think up ways to con the DWP out of a few extra quid and call it "winning"
where the fuck is he today i need updating
>>78973693in Seven Samurai they were ALL Japs to begin with (it was a different time)
>>78973996He's at the STD clinic, if that's alright with you de lad.
>>78973935same as the Taliban really. when you strip away all the 'uh, it's a complicated situation with a storied history' and just look at it like, 'who are they? what do they believe? what are their goals?' they are quite simply just winning.
Sea Side Monkeypox
whatever happened to M-pox (formerly monkeypox)? did we cure it?
>>78974001Lush 4x Herpes
feel like we should warn CEX about that lad. 'chubby goth girl' will surely narrow it down.
>>78973974Not conning anyone if you have a legit diagnosed disability.
Mummy on the wine
"mummy i want love and affection""not now son of mine, i am currently getting sloshed on wine!"anyway, this is why 50% of the human population is worthy of my scorn
Free Apple TV+ and Apple Music until Next year with me new phone. Get in. Anything decent on Apple TV+?
>0 effort to be arsed to clean the house, despite a house inspection tomorrowLaziness?Deficiency in something?Fully committed to self sabotage?Fugged if I know. It's annoying, I know that, yet can't change.
>>78974143severance
>house inspection
>arse inspection
Crufts? Not even with a hound. I say not even with a hound. Crufts. I said Crufts. *makes a gormless face* No chance. Not even with a h-h-hound.
>>78974147it's so fucking weird how they just start taking photos of your literal home, your private space, but reveal that you're audio recording the whole thing and it freaks them out.
What the fuck is a house inspection? The landlord come round and make sure you haven't came all over the carpet?
>>78974200exactly that la
>>78974204Does landlord have the right to enter the property when you're not in?
Fry up for din dins. Nice way to start the week.
>>78974221Enjoy de lid. Wouldn't mind a cumberland sausage butty wutty.
>>78974221Whats the most exotic thing you have ever eaten?
>>78974190It'll be a woman as well, so all selfies, hahaha. That's a really shit joke to lighten the situation. Yeah, it is annoying having somebody wander round, especially seeing as I am quite an untidy bugger.>>78974213Yes, they have to give notice, but yes it is lawful for them to do so.Also, that anon is correct, they come and inspect the house.
>>78974213Not him but my old landlord had his own key and could come and go as he saw fit.
>>78974236Not sure. Probably Pierogi. It lush x
>>78974020Right, but I mean the actual competency with which they have pulled it off has been impressive too. It would be difficult to think of a single other country that could pull of this sort of combined asymmetric warfare in the timeframe and have it work. Maybe the US, but that's a toss up at this point since their military, intelligence and leadership aren't flush with each other. The UK? Fucking forget it lol. Would be quagmired in a military 'strategy committee' for three years before being denied on lack of green environmental considerations or some bollocks.The taliban definitely won, but the process wasn't as slick as it could've been. Really they should almost not have fought at all and just maintained strong regional powerbases until the US inevitably left in the disastrous way they did and the taliban just walked into the government buildings and declared their state.
And that pile of moist tissues on the floor, what is that?
>>78974252the most exotic thing you've eaten is still beige?
>>78974237>>78974238fucking insane. Why pay half your wages in rent for this if you can just live at home?
>anon, do all these disabled frogs belong to you?
>>78974252What do you think about wapanese cuisine?
>>78974001>He's at the STD clinic
>>78974266I want to try chilean sea bass because of that Jurassic Park scene. Don't think any local chippys do it though.
>>78974116Nah we were on dinner date,,impromptu. Thouvht I was just staying in bed 2dayQuestion is more if I'll have few more cans now am home I THOUGHT no booze October was starting today,,bt it also makes sense 2 start it tomorrow nstead Bt desu 1ce I get any drink in me I need more
>>78974268When I was a wagie, it was not quite 1/4 not quite 1/3 of my wage. I was happy living at home, but wanted a dog, and mum said no, so I moved out. Fun facts, had to get rid of the puppy as family said they'd have him while I worked (just on weekends), then said no, then ~ 8 months later my mum got a dog herself.
>>78974285im like that with rolos
>>78974283it expensivehttps://www.finefoodspecialist.co.uk/wild-giant-chilean-sea-bass
Aye fuck it
>>7897421324 hours notice, 'in writing' but that now includes emails. which sucks tbqh even something like having friends/family over, i want time to do a deep clean. it's an event.you can put it off but then you're running the risk of being some awkward tenant etc, perhaps it's to hide that you've kicked in a wall??? so you might as well just get it over with, it's annoying game-playing.emergencies they can just enter but generally you're supposed to have the right to quiet enjoyment of your home, the one you're giving someone a lot of ez passive income for. as other anon says some landlords don't give a shit and just do what they want. return home to find strangers viewing your flat for next year? why would that be a problem - you're a tenant, not a person.
>>78974304what happens if the bloke just says 'no thanks' to Richard Hammond? would he have kept the meal-for-three leftovers in the fridge, thrown them out, etc?i know he's fictional but if this is actual rich people food they live in a totally different world.
>>78974316>24 hours notice, 'in writing' but that now includes emails.what if you don't check your emails daily? they just show up and you have to let them in and photograph your living space as it is? mad
like imagine if you had a couple of grams of cocaine just lying around, you weren't even that into it, but cocaine went 'off' or you were getting raided you had only tonight before you're effectively burning hundreds of quid.you would snort the FUCK out of that cocaine.
>>78974348Used to do a lot of cocaine when i was younger
>>78974337yeah you can turn it down if it's inconvenient etc and they have to honour that but it really should be more of an opt in than an opt out. and much more notice, for everything.thinking of typical normie types, you could be at work, you could be on holiday. presumably in ye olde days it would at least be a letter through the door where they wouldn't risk just turning up if they wanted to definitely do things by the book - and we call that 'snail mail' now.and if it was even just a phone call at least there, there's some back-and-forth. this is a thing you're paying your largest chunk of money for, too. mental.
Going to go to the shop (CBA with the supermarket) and get 5 cans of inspiration juice (beer). I think a couple of cans and couple hours of vidya may just inspire me to be arsed to do more cleaning (picrel).
>>78974363i've never gotten into it, glad because it's expensive and gets more expensive quickly. but i feel like i'm missing out. not that it 'does nothing' it just doesn't 'work' for me. less fuckyeahletsgo ego boost stuff and more like i'd rather leave the party and get all my to-dos done.
>>78972960same ladwe all dead inside in life
Might watch Cisco Pike later on (if I can find a torrent). Just paying my respects innit
>>78974369Smart that's exactly how it works
7% stout for 2 quid fuck yr minimum pricing
>>78974369what i miss about my functioning liver days was waking up and i'd cleaned the shit out of everything. dusted, hoovered, washing up, bins out, scrubbed all surfaces... must have had the mad idea to just get it all done, kinda remember thinking about it, i think, and wow i must have just went on autopilot and sorted it all.does my tits in when people say you don't actually lose your memories with drink, it's just an excuse for some horrible/social thing. yet entirely by myself in the privacy of my own home, i'd wake up to a fully-serviced flat courtesy of drunk-me.
>>78974408i know you've previously lamented the 10am thing too lad but consider that you have the right to roam and free education.you aren't using either but you HAVE them, and that's what matters.
Insanely brutal nuclear blackpill witnessed in irl. Over over over
The heightmog gfmog lifemog transfered through my skin like a tattoo
i once saw an attractive man coupled off with an unattractive women. everyone on the internet is right.i've also seen unattractive men coupled off with attractive women, everyone on the internet is right on that front too.
tempted to order some sushi
not sure if i wanna be him, be her, or be her cuck boyfriend
>>78974463you can find porn that omits the woman entirely, that even has TWO males.
tempted to order some sashimi
>>78974283It's 'chilli and sea bass', not Chilean sea bass. Are you such a mong that you need subtitles?
>>78974463Do you ever browse those 'you're the girl' cock sucking threads on /gif/? They made me want to get dominated by a big black cock
HHL never had sushi, he can't afford it.
What the fucks going on here, then?
>>78974508You tell me Viswan.
Indian man. Collects DVDs.
>had a big expense I've wanted for a long while>approx 1500>decided to start saving three years ago>every single time I get close there's some unexpected emergency thing I need to pay for or a series of higher than normal months for expenditure>still haven't been able to afford itJust feels fucking shitty. It's a luxury thing that I've wanted for ages and I feel like I'll never get it. Why is it so impossible for me to just get something once in a while purely for me? Three fucking years and I haven't been able to save 1500 quid in a lump sum in that entire time. I hate this fucking country, everything is so expensive.
>>78974536Holy shit is he really Indian? Fucking kek.
U could say its mums fault bt shes not a fortune teller so it's also my grans fault bt its also the demiurge fault abraxas fault its ultimately hydrogen atoms fault and covalent bonds and quarks is rrsponsible why i feel sad today
>>78974496where do you think chilli comes from?
>>78974536couldn't make this one up
does chilli actually come from Chile?before you laugh at someone for just not knowing something, consider the following:chicken kievs are named after Kiev (the place), didn't know that, did you?
>>78974539well what is it you're saving for?
>>78974536probably rips them and sells bootlegs down the saturday market the smelly cunt
>>78974561frogs legs come from france
>>78974561>does chilli actually come from Chile?Nope
What are some generic Indian male names that I can keep in a notepad doc to rattle off whenever DVDlad posts?Obviously you have big ones like:>Rajesh>Gupta>Sanjay>Ajay>ManojBut what are some other good ones?
>>78974561The official truth is that it's called Kyiv now, so the supermarkets had to change the packing to chicken kyivs
Wasn't DVDlad the anon buying a new arm chair for his boxroom the other week? 30 something anon living with his parents
>>78974586mahmood
>>78974586apu
>>78974565Full body laser hair removal. I fucking hate my body hair and creams and shaving are tedious and the expenses add up. Would rather pay out big once and basically never have to think about it again.
>>78974586divdpal
>>78974586Vikram is a banger
>>789743934 big bottles of cruzinspirationo, \o/.>>78974424That sounds good, you get the tasks done first. I wish I could do that.Do you still do that now, but without the alcoholic reward?
big black studs deserve all the sex
>>78974608isnt that a pakistani name
>>78974579that anon who just went to the shop for some cans? france.
discjit
>>78974611How on earth was that an original post
>What are some generic Indian male names that I can keep in a notepad doc to rattle off whenever DVDlad posts?
>>78974625>Do you still do that now, but without the alcoholic reward?no.
wapu
>>78974586Pajeet of course
>>78974646Did he touch a nerve, Rajesh?
Grown man. Obsessed with a britfeel poster. Asks others to fuel his obsession.
>>78974586Kinu
>le Indians meymeyWit sharp as a razor these days, eh king?
>>78974664he's doing creative data entry. in an ideal world that would be considered a public service and he'd receive a wage.
Rajesh is NOT happy
>>78974586Starting 2 think you're a paki yourself desu. No white man would know "Manoj" off hand. Had 2 look up that wasn't fake. Thats mental.
Literally, LITERALLY, who cares if he's Indian? (He's not)
christ lad there's a whole board of hardcore racists for you to get yourself upset at. go do that for a bit, get it out your system.
I've spoken to a few indians while dealing with virgin media, I think their names wereReecherdOylivarSteefvanSamyule
>>78974606Probably loads of lads here living in their parents boxroom.
i've never actually known an indian or pakistani person in real life.i actually feel unqualified, like at least i've met/known irish people so those old jokes and stereotypes are something i have context for.
We don't like diversity in /britfeel/
Chandra chucking a wobbler
this is what most black men are doing this eveninggetting their cock sucked by white womenwhile you sit in your room posting on britfeel
i know all rooms are boxrooms, but which Sims made it so the Sims are happier when rooms are 'creative' shapes? fuck off, rooms are boxes for a reason. you are literally making my interior designs worse.
Not going to be posting any more about DVDs as you lot are like school bullies and just latch on to one thing. Serious playground behaviour. I thought we were all welcome here but obviously not. Back to being a lurker I go.
typical pajeet can't handle a bit of banter
>>78974728Fuck em lad post what u want WHEN you want
>>78974728I hope it's just silliness, people do this. Just ignore them lad, it's good posting a hobby. I hope you don't stop posting.
>>78974728Thought you were going to spam your DVD drivel here regardless, lid?
My war with zelda poster has ended,,,fresh start october. I might have spun the bottle on a new enemy going forward bt its being kept private for now.
>>78974753Yeah well I admit I did say that but it's gotten a bit much now with the seethers so CBA anymore.
i have always enjoyed DVDlads content
don't go dvd lad, we love your dvd and blu-ray updates
leave dvd lad we hate your dvd and blu-ray updates
doomed to die alone and unloved as an incel because of an accident of birth (being a white male)
Nasty bullies driving DVDlod away. Not right.
he's right you all need to stop tikkaing the piss
based bullies driving DVDlod away. very right
Totally normal to catch TB definitely sth ud hear about all the time 20 years ago
Aye am aff school with tb again
>>78974842never got the jab mewell I just didn't want a needle did I?
someone make a strawpoll about DVDjeet, i cant be arsed
Sold my soul. >>78974763Yes, done with that now. Maybe you don't believe it but I don't actually enjoy having enemies and arguing with people. It unwomfy.
wish i had a gf that did thisthen the guy would leave and id reclaim herkiss and cum swap with herlick her clean
a day later and now i get that 'tim byrne' post
All the dollies getting along? How boring.
mehmet my son
Rajesh is my ally
Strange how 80% of the seethe comes from a poster that primarily types in lowercase.
SSM never updates the Seaside Army on Mondays
britfeel is officially black owned
>>78974903i only did the tikka one which was meant to be a light hearted jaband then that 'tim byrne' postmy last actual seethe was, arguably, seething at racism itself, but with an earnest subtext that the guy getting upset should probably not worry so much
spammie puftah
I'm Seasidestarving for a new Seaside Update. I need an item update, a beer update, a sausage or bacon mutty time , a finance check or even some r-r-road to the masters.
in fact you could say i'm the most considerate poster here
>>78974903Lower case is always seethe or tranny no exceptions except for my mate lowercase drug anon
I neeeeed to tell yaAnd I'm goonnnaaaaa tell ya
>>78974923That's just 1 instance, I'm talking in general, throughout the threads each day to multiple posters about multiple subjects.
thanks crosslad but there's a possibility i'm all three thingsi'm not, just pointing out it IS possible
Nd my old mate int OA schizo god rest his soul
I always switch to lowercase to do my little seethies posts.
>>78974944fair enough, i'm not one of those egotists who thinks anything vaguely about them is definitely about them hahahbut seriously stop posting about me, we both know you're doing it? if you have nothing nice to say...
pakis are subhumans
yeah, thats me on the left brosfuck
>>78974961they are hard-working, family oriented. whites are NEETs and alcoholics (see SSM and HHL)
DVDlad will post again. Mark my words.I'll be here to say a todoso.
>>78974980That's only 2 people, yet you claim NEETs.Very strange.
Genuinely unsure of where the 'hard working paki' gimmick comes from. Its never been true in my lifetime, but maybe it genuinely was true in the 1980s and the notion lives on today despite no longer being true
can't seethe when you're on 200mg of tramadol. might have another couple, just to be sure.don't worry lads i'm joking, love yous all to bits.
>>78974994you're just seeing the people who made it. like you look at Stalinist Russia you're thinking of Stalin and his mates. even if you were some British USSRaboo you'd end up purged if you didn't play your cards about. not going to make the history books then, are you? just a statistic.
im white and i love alcohol and drugs, never worked a day in my life
dvdlad is an Indian male named pajeetapotamus
nother day of hawking loogies on brown people innit
>>78975020>i love alcohol and drugs
HHL's carers are brown
If I never had fish odour syndrome I would have worked all my life.
>>78974940Am I recurding AM I ON YOUR TELLY
DVDMong in tears.
if you were a girl would you get your tits out all the time?
Seems like a spot o trolling outside of /b/, to me, just saying.
HHL is king of the mongs
>>78975067reckon i would be rather prude
>>78975020and yet if i say 'just like all whites', whites won't get offended, many will actually agree, and no non-whites will get offended 'on their behalf'now flip the table around, to a table where i'm actually onto something, and i have a point
>>78975067no, why would i do such a thing
>>78975067maybe it's because i'm not a girl and this is what gender dysphoria would be like, but even if the magic hypothetical genie accounts for that i RECKON i would cover them up. even practically, like sweaty at the gym? no cleavage. might even bind them tbqh, at least wear a sports bra all the time.
we need MB back to clean up this place
>>78975092And this is low quality, just saying.
Pakis are vile subhuman and we'd be better off if they never came here in the first place
He lives for personality drama. Very sad
dirty shitskins innit
my childhood family doctor was from Pakistanhe was really quite nice ;__;
Inspiration juice is only inspiring me to get a kebab, ffs. Try not to laugh too hard when I'm complaining in the morning, then post about being evicted in the afternoon.
He lives for reading personality drama. Very sad
speaking of subhuman pakis
Would rather post with DVDlad than lowercase seethieknickerslad.
>>78975128Get it down ya boy life is very short
end of an era, britfeel is dying
my echo chamber is dying
>>78975139How do we know for sure they're not connected? It's no secret some lads here run multiple personalities
>>78975146anon's about to get us kebabs in
>>78975143Das da plan mein man, as the Germans say.
>>78975156mumberg brought him mcdonalds
more like pajeedvdlad lnaooooo
>>78975155i was a bit snippy earlier, despite being the best poster (not putting EVERYONE down, obviously. just...come on lads, hahaha).and yeah he might have a point here i am multiple personalities in a way, just not wont to seething.
>>78975155Who's who then, lad? Which personalities are the same?
>>78975138>Rings of power>Was a good episode. Sub human desu
one poster was trans, another is now Indiansorry for more old-fashioned than you modern lot, but spill the beans: who's gay? just normal gay.
>>78975185Host lad is just regular gay I think, but I'm not a full on loremaster.
>>78975167Not him but, the lowercase seether I talk of, is well known for capitalising words occasionally to emphasise a point.You R doing that, desu.
>>78975176It's not for me to ruin their fun, but I have my suspicions.
>>78975176every post where you've gone, 'cor that's a good post! decent lad, wonder if he was that other anon...'yeah, all me.
>>78975185My new mate zelda poster
Oi lads how are we all coping today? Another grey and miserable one, innit? Woke up to a soggy tea bag at the bottom of my cuppa. Feels bad man.Anyway, been thinking about getting out more, maybe take a stroll round the local park or something, but then remembered people exist. Instant regret. Staying inside it is.On the plus side, found a half-eaten bag of crisps from last night. Small wins boys.How's everyone else's miserable existence going? Anyone manage to actually do something productive or are we all just floating through like usual?Cheeky Nando's later? Nah, me neither.
>>78975194i also do title case. e.g. i dislike Londonyou're thinking of me, as you say i'm well known. don't seethe, however.
>>78975200TMPRS;DR
>>78975199is he no longer a gay cueball nonce anymore
>>78975203>don't seethe, however.Nuh uh.
You're walking down the street. Suddenly a football flies over and hits you on the side of the head. You turn to see who kicked it and there's a chav standing there smirking. He says "ahh sorry mate, it was an accident". He's obviously lying. His friends are standing back and sniggering to themselves, they can barely contain their laughter.What do you do?
>>78975199i had a hunch but i didn't want to just assume, that's unfair.although if it makes you feel better Zelda anon it wasn't because of any horrible stereotype and i don't mean it as an insult at all. it's that you're very prissy, like being selective about your friend groups and what you'll do/when. just reads as gay (in the old-school sense).
How new is this lowercase fag?Noisey tard faggot.
>>78975217i can disagree.>>78975205the line breaks make it sound like a robot. a robot that has been programmed to speak these sentences to you.
Stoopid needing to do things, amarite.I think the next bottle of inspiration juice may be the one.
Never, EVER goon.
>>78975238At times I pick one of the sentences, and reply to that, but never put in the effort needed to read a full large pointless spaces post.
>>78975199Corrr an I mean corrr>>78975224Sexuality is not that rigid my liddd. I like some womemes but not usually.
>>78975229>uppercase seetherA new breed I see
>>78975222i wouldn't be able to kick it back if i wanted to. so that option is out, don't have to worry, even about trying then getting it wrong.so that leaves options where the ball stays. i take the option where i continue walking. then there's no need to respond, not even a 'no worries' is there, much like the ball you then don't have to bother with the 'sarcastic? sincere?' tonality. it just doesn't factor in to your action of leaving the situation alone.
>>78975222Why do they do it? I've had this happen before. Why do they see someone minding their own business and decide that they must simply ruin their day and be twats for no reason. Why?
>>78975259Wouldn't uppercase be all caps?, otherwise it would just be seether, if typing as should.
dvdlad is a gay paki bastard hope the cunt slips on a DVD and does his wollocks in
>>78975259that's sentence case. don't want lads shouting all in uppercase. we agreed that's bad netiquette decades ago, and seethers across the net have generally accepted yeah, keep things civil, stick to the ground rules there.
>>78975238well done lad, the post is actually made by chatgpt, i asked for a typical post from britfeel
>>78975269>>78975275See this is why we need seether experts like you on hand to prevent misclassifications
>Oi lads how are we all coping todayAmericans seem to be inherently incapable of understanding the subtle nuance of correct "oi" usage
>>78975283i've even managed to contain/redirect it as appropriate. there's an anon lurking /pol/ right now, possibly screeching or hitting his head off things.he'll come back to us a re-educated, quality poster. i've set him on the right path.
Crosslid is my new allyOh it lush
>>78975291They also try to laugh at us for not saying T's, yet when you hear them speak, they seem to replace the T's in words with the letter D.
what does this mean for the HHL-Crosslad-Zeldalad triangle?
i can't make the k sound in ll in Welsh wordsso i know how it feels
>>78975309A gay threesome most likely
QRD on Zelda lad
>>78975295You're a /pol/fag, I'm guessing the attentionseelker that constantly changes name, and usually makes 30+ posts a thread.You jumped from a shit thread to another, spouting shit as you usually do. You'll also probably be found on /int/ as you're just a gobby attentionfag.
>>78975327gaybaldingoverweight
>>78975327Nonce who has been spamming cartoons here for over half a decade.
seethinglowercaseattentionfag
>>78975355It's remarkable how little that narrows it down
>>78975337none of these things are true. just let me get back to posting, yeah?
just took a nice pajeet in the toilet cor
>>78975366You chose to reply.
>>78975355All the old anime spammers moved on, but he remains, like an annoying fly.
Maybe another spliff will ins...Joke, I'm fully in CBAmode, and fairly annoyed, but that doesn't inspire me not to be CBA.
Always think a flavoured stout sounds nice til I axrually try it nd its mostly weird nd sickly. Raspberry in this case. Still downing it tho
i have an ingrown hair in my nose
zelda picture lad is a fanook? he can't be part of our social club no more
>>78975451Shut it lowercase newfag.
dosservirginfriendless
>>78973310>Defending nonceryYou're such a cunt lad.
I am perpetually miserable. All I want are regular blowjobs. Literally my life would be immeasurably better and more bearable if only I had a non-obese woman give me a good effort blowjob once or twice a week. But apparently that's way too much to ask.
>>78975451>zelda picture lad is a fanookYes>he can't be part of our social club no moreOh wow I do not care
How much does it cost these days for a non-obese escort to give you a blowjob where she doesn't seem like she wants to die the whole time?
>>78975498You are getting better at impersonating me. Just the right amount of sassiness and cockiness. The AI is learning.
>>78975222I try to chase them but I've never caught them
>>78974719been staring at this nonstop for ages nowcant wrap my brain round itthis is daily life for some menand others like me are lucky to get a smile from even an ugly woman let alone hot ones
The reward is you having to tell everyone it wasn't you
Cousin of mine dated a Nigerian for a few months. One day he breaks up out of the blue. Then she starts getting very ill and nobody can figure out what's wrong. Goes to hospital eventually, lots of tests. Turns out she's now HIV positive. Eventually gets it out of him that he was cheating on her the whole time with multiple women, not using condoms either, even fathered a kid with another woman while they were together. He honestly didn't seems very fussed by any of it. Fucked up. She's only 26.
Where will the Apus go now they've shut the last coal power plant?
>>78975416Its hard there really is a point where drinking is helpfully motivational bt its fickle
>>78975537I always knew it wouldn't inspire me to do anything. It was just an excuse. I'll be doing bits tomorrow in a livid mood.
>>78975536Off to the QMEE farms I reckon.
>>78975222Mutter something under my breath limp away home 2 get on 4chan nd tell the story about how I battered fuck out of them desu
>>78975536theres always the nuclear power plant next to britfeel towers
>>78975504In my punting days I'd expect to shell out maybe 15-30 quid for that. No clue what's the rates are like now.
My cousin will batter the lot of yes
>>78975612Your cousin hates you.
>dvdlad in his natural habitat
>>78975621The 1 am thinking of would actually batter the lot of them bt hes that mental that its a liability for me to ask cause he'd go too far so I'd leave it desu
There's a lad out there, and he's called DVDmong
Back from swimming lads, no qts this time but feel good after a big swim.
>dvdlad when they aren't stocking the newest films on DVD anymore
Good run this wasGood run indeedWas it not
but saar! he has become the dvds saar!
Lads, is 35k a good salary for someone in their late 20s?
>>78975717dependsif you want women, well if you arent getting them now then money wont make a differencejust up to you if you want more money to buy stuff with before you die one day
>>78975717For me, it's three fiddy
Anime lads rising up and banding together. This is the way! Got NieR-Automata Ver1.1a series to watch. I hope all the good lads are happy and well!
>>78975731At the moment just focussed on getting my own place. Hopefully a few months in this new job and I will be able to cobble summat together.
A day in the life of are Mark.
>>78975717I wouldn't say 'good' Its below average for someone of your age.
life aint worth it on yer own
>>78975763Noo not poor Benji
>>78975766I thought the rule was just earning more than your age? Bros...
train tracks look mighty comfortable these daysone day might go lie down on em ya know
>>78975778These new railway bridges are too hard to jump off now.
loads of places you can sneak onto the railway where they dont have proper fences
>>78975783yeahnormies make life shitbut also make it hard as possible for me to off myselfwhat the fuck!?
Wish Train Sim World had random events like suicide jumpers and that.
>>78975773Le sanction doge :x
ya know what we need is futurama style suicide booths
just need one girl to approach me coz she fancies me and asks me outjust onenot a big ask is it theres billions of people in the world im just asking for one
Why am I not good enough? How did things get this bad? Will I ever make a good decision? All these questions and more will NOT be answered on the next episode of FUCK MY STUPID LIFE
>>78975813luv u lad
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J9Xg-IcJRYQHe get new dog so he can go take it on walks around the beaches and the benches and he can take him to the pub gardens too.
Might just have a triple layer melted cheese sandwich for tea, for a laugh.
Posted the first Reddit comment I've made in years earlier and it got 100 upvotes. Easy as piss, just say something you know they'll like and they eat it up like fucking sheep.
>>78975807I'd prefer those tubes to travel around easier.
Now this is LUSH.It might be for you, but it's most definitely for me. NEETs eat like kings whilst wagies scrounge up vile ready meals,
>>78975857Think you need some dandruff shampoo, mate.
>>78975857ahahahhaah wagies are literally going to be licking their screens trying to remember what something as LUSH as that tastes like while they cry into their manky pot noodles
Didnt even know theres a nier anime nowI never finished all the game endings nd realistically never will so that might be coolHope we get chainsaw man movie release date soon tho
>>78975857Gravy looks weird and syrupy
>>78975857That a spoons?
I need Makima toes in my mouth NOW.
>>78975889You need a spanner backside the head, mate.
>>78975889trip on mate come on now you know how this works
>>78975889Imagine the smell after she been working in office clobber all day absolutely ripe and ready for tongue pilled
I want to worship and sniff and lick and kiss Makimas ass.
>>78975533>not using condoms either
Any footy lads watching the game atm?
