cute emoji dancing editionprevious >>79009124
taking this thread's stupid faggot twink virginity with my magnum bise- heterosexual cock
>tfw no bf to be a pillow for and hold him close while watching anime This week has sucked fucking assholes. Starter on my car goes out and spent an asston on that and now my tire goes out. Need bf to heal my stress.
how do you suck a fucking asshole what even is a fucking asshole? how do assholes fuck??
>tfw day 128 without tasting bunnymutts warm delicious pee pee
Matthew Patel cock on Scott's assAss status: destroyed
Do you guys prefer warm, fresh pee or do you like storing it for later consumption?
>>79025878>aside from some schizos who make those assumptions it's by far the best place to argue in full faith>he says as he post in a general and gives out personal information>>79027054This is not a cute dance, check your eyes
Stop self identifying with delusion and degeneracy.
Imagine being a 30yo bfless wagie working entry level jobs
>>79027137Addholes fuck very roughly which I'd why they're assholes. Bottoms love them.
>>79027172Patel nonny please go eat shit and fuck off. >>79027204My job ain't entry lv but pretty darn close. Being bfless rn is probably the worst.
so fucking horny rn
Scott Petel, formerly Pilgrim
So how does a 6'5 Caucasian hide in a city full of Haitians?
>>79027423hurry up and tell me
>>79027054Cute OP, you are this Anon approved.
>>79027159who is bunnymutt???
>>79027204Literally me. Need a fellow wagie bf or a rich bf.
>>79027534You should come do what I do and you could be my helper in December. We can take our lunch break to makeout.
i hate being a bpd retardi hate having the worst form of it possible
>>79027663I am indian would you like my Patel penis inside you saar?
I am sick and I am dull and I am plainHow dearly I'd love to get carried awayOh, but dreams have a knack of just not coming trueAnd time is against me now, oh
>>79027663Why is every single one of you a whore that flirts with first anon he sees? Every gay guy is a whore. Thank God I'm bi so I can just not deal with you whores. Goodbye~
feeling pretty today
>>79027794I think it's sweetI wish I was self-assured and loving enough to do thatit's only a problem when possessive jealousy rears its ugly head
>tfw no bf to watch pirated a midsummer nights dream with me for my english homework
>>79027794We all know it's not serious, relax buddy.
>>79027794if everyone is a whore and flirting then how come boys never flirt with me?
>>79027794Very rarely is anybody actually flirting with any particular anon, they're all flirting with the idea of anon, the vague primordial soup from which any one of us as individuals could emerge with the pre-existing understanding of where we came from.
>>79027794Didn't mention sex at all so I don't get how that makes me a whore but whatever. Enjoy being a boring bisexual who wonder why they can't get a bf/gf!
>>79027868erm uhm hi
>>79027858yet another eboy trying to use me for my ability to pirate films, yeah no thanks I'm done letting myself get used and abused
>>79027933How about you erm uhm suck my cock
>>79027957depends how big it is
that /r9gay/ feel when you are dads favorite child
I told this boy I only ever paint serious things and only the few select special people that I like a lot and then he tells me I have to make a goofy ass video game character's painting before he lets me paint himI've been working on it for almost a week non stop now and it's just about 80% done
>>79028059It's normal average sized at 6 inches
How we holding up today boys?
>>79027819feeling petty today
>>79027522Someone who used to post here but is long gone. He got his shota bf and forgot about meow, his beloved future bf. It's tragic but just goes to show that ldr doesn't work.
i hate alcohol so much bros
>>79028220My head hurtie from the overwhelming pressure of life.
>>79027842>>79027864It's empty words. Words that they don't mean, it's all smoke and mirrors and whorish. It not being serious is even more hurtful lol. Why do you pretend to care about strangers when you don't? Why do you do this thing where you act affectionate towards people you will abandon after one or two replies? Genuinely you're just doing damage. Keep in mind you're in a lonely gay thread, everyone is attention starved. Except few of us normalfags that came here to laugh at those doin worse than us but even I am not so deprived to lead one of you on. Laughing at your own failings that are result of your actions is fair game. I am evil for it, it's the cross I bear although I'm more of a twink <3
>>79028059This nigga wants to die chocking on anons dong. Hope your father is proud.
>>79028200>ghostedIf you're under 9 inches bottoms of r9gay don't wanna do anything with you
>>79028220I'm holding my penis right now I'm spraying cum all over my house it's so fun . Your mom said she won't be able to make lunch for you today :(
>>79028286Understand that a bit too well >>79028387Mom's busy out of the house today, nice try though.
>>79028355I actually wouldn't suck anything bigger than 6.5 because it's fucking painful
>>79027054Do gayanons understand how blessed they are? You don't have to associate with women and you are attractive by default because men have such a varied taste. Since when did women like fat men or balding men or short men? Well if these men are gay they'll never be alone.
>>79028380If you're not black white boys ignore you because they only acknowledge the genetic superiority of the BBC
No man likes an ugly man.Especially when it's both inside and out.
>>79028430it isn't my fault
>>79028406Usually I have a high amount of optimism for things that go wrong but when I get hit with 3 bad shit events in life my optimism goes to 0. Feels likemy luck stat went down to 1 in a fallout game.
>>79028444people that r ugly on the outside tend to be ugly on the inside due to growing up being treated like shit cuz of the halo effectyou ever try dating n insecure incel and it's somehow harder to deal with than your average dude
>>79028470>you ever try datingI think the answer is quite obvious.
>>79028423Gay bottoms only want chad everything you said is a lie.
>>79028477gay bottoms as opposed to straight bottoms?
>>79028430>israels servers are back up
>>79027054thats called an EMOTICON you dumb fucking little child who probably never used a real forum or AIM even once
>>79028477Chad to bottoms is just a big burly guy with a beard. To women chad is man with top tier genetics. As a straight man I am very jelous.
>>79028480Straight bottoms exist too idiot.
>>79027204i got so tired from having a job for like 2 months that i was falling asleep in my car on the way home and i had to quit. i think it was the monotony at least as much as the physical work.
>>79028506the term bottom refers to a gay individual being at the bottom of the doggy positionstraight dudes can be subs thoughbeit
>>79028523Stupid you are stupid and dumb.
>>79027768i read this in taylor swifts voice and it works really well lol. sounds like the verse with "stop trying to drill the safe" on so long london. i think partly because they both have "come true" at the end of a line.
>>79028533sorry maybe you should stop learning about sexual identities through tiktok hehe xd
>>79027858wont do that, why a movie for an english class... but ill read you the whole thing quicker than a movie.
>>79027877socratic recall theory of anon
>>79028505Some men aren't born with perfect genetics and aren't 6ft 200lbs of muscle with perfect facial hair>>79028495You don't have to be jewish to acknowledge the superiority of the BBC and the bottoms here all being picky and lusting over black men is proof of that
>>79027423>>79027468why do you have to hide? is the crown from being king too heavy?
>>79028170i would never do that to u anon. i would ask u to paint the death of cato at utica.
>>79028170paint his body or paint his portrait? would like a portrait how much do you charge?
>>79028577post nose with timestamp, prove you're not a jew then. you won't, coward
>>79028599I don't paint for money I paint to spoil boys that I like too much
>>79028170please show it to us, and some of your otherwork too! is this the start of a relationship arc or is he just a friend?
>>79028318you clearly have been hurt by an anon you felt was leading you so no use larping as a normalfag. board culture has moved away from what you're complaining about anyway but the last of old r9gay will be hear until you rip it from my cold dead hands...but then you realize you have to hold my hand to get it out and you start blushing and my eyes open and you realize I was only sleeping and then we kiss and... mmmhphmh what were we talking about...?
>>79028620shame you could have began a hustle with me
>tfw gay top bottom bf
>tfw no clue what that meant
If only gays can be bottoms does that mean bisexuals are half bottom half top?
Is it better to have a bubbly butt or a bubbly personality?
bubbly personality if you are being real
does a bubbly butt mean you have diarrhea?
>>79028935thats a bubbly gut anon
Wouldn't a bubbly gut be on a fat guy
>>79028952that's a chububbly gut
I fall in love with the bubbly personality to the point of showing them in kisses for how adorable they are.
Death & strawberries https://youtu.be/lBEE9Rs58K8?si=f2xOtD51iHpS_rkw
i think im going to need a nofap coach, ive already done it twice today. im trying not to, you know, but i wake up, and there i am, and then i doze awhile, and then there i am again...
If you want to nofap avoid 4chan, there's so much porn on this website it just makes it so much harder to stay not horny.
>>79028994if I was there you wouldn't be fapping at least...
>>79029019this happens before i get up or look at anything...
>>79029078Then find what triggers it and avoid that.
>>79029027bad coach!!! unless you mean wed be maxing and gameing . i need this jing to transform.
>>79029081i cant really avoid waking up with a hardy. maybe if i slept in something silly i would be dissuaded.
i miss real /r9gay/ the last 300 have been really smelly
>>79029105Have you tried to stop being a fag?
>>79029253my penis has been unusually smelly the last couple days
As compared to usually smelly?
usually it's smelly but a different kind of smelly not as strong
Well what does it usually smell like?
usually it doesn't smell unless i pull back the skin or i have pre cummy then it smells like cummy
>>79029301well get out then
>>79029384i shouldn't be excluded just because my wee wee smells stinky
>>79029449we dont want a stinky thread so leave and take the other smelly poomen with you or clean up
>>79029492no sorry i'm going to stay and keep my stinky cock here
i took a nap and woke up hard again. im not even going to unzip. i am heaaling.
is morning wood real? i thought it was a meme desu.
only sometimes, it definitely depends on the dream i was having
>>79029699I usually get it when I wake up and have to piss really bad. Maybe thats what it is but people are to tired to realize they gotta pee? I wake up pretty fast when I gotta go lol.
gaygen not sending their best
Bri'ish ahh face
total bisexual eradication
I have a crush on a girl but she's too old and a sonic autist
ok so what are u guys doing with your evening
>>79028775I mean it depends idksome bisexuals are just prison gays that'd fuck anythingother bisexuals are top for girls bottom for boys
>>79030439being mean and rude to my crush until he drops his attitude
lmao do u guys seriously not get morning wood? i get it 2/3 of days. brokedick mtn in here. probably older than u too. what are u even doing to urseld?
>>79030478the majority of r9gay aren't skinny healthy fit sexy beasts like urself babe
i just realized that because i'm seeing a psych and getting prescriptions i can finally go to that clubhouse for people with mental illness and they have game nights every saturday i think
>>79030484i lived on pizza and waffles for a year and my dick still worked. i thought i needed help but maybe u do more.
>>79030478i'm on my 4th prozac dose and i still get ragers intermittently
>>79030498yeah you need help and I can do more for u xoxo
>>79030478ive never in my life had morning wood but sometimes i get nocturnal emission
>>79030478My dick haavent work since I was 14.....
>>79030509how will u help me? if ure dick is weak i will just keep stroking my own.
>>79030529why are you here again?
>>79030529Elaborate? How exactly does it not work?
>>79030533I'd help u by saying *aaaH* and other stuff that involves my tongue and ur weeweeand no my dick isn't weak
>>79030550thats not helping!!! i need to retain jing for one month so i can heal my self.
>>79030565retain it in my mouth dummy
lmaothese fags are roleplaying on r9k
his fault we're not doing it in private
>>79030573im trying not to nut a 3rd time today and i dont meed to be thinking about licking or your feet and soles or such things like that. already hard so no more pls.
im putting this down and going to get a burrito!
arent you guys like 40 years old
>>79030594you don't get to be a top AND be into feet
>>79030608I'm twenty two years old
I need a twink top bf with cute feet to step on my head while he fucks me
On the way back from my day out. Train is busy, insanely loud. Me and my mother are a tad bit tipsy and I WILL be going straight to sleep on the way home. Hello Kitty cup is secured
>>79030634>Me and my mother are a tad bit tipsycareful with that one anon don't end up on /mcg/
>>79029909>>79030545>>79030567Guys help my tranny gf, that pisses herself, has a legion of piss loving simps
>>79030613u wont say this ever again after me. i will fricking melt you.
>>79030634Is jonah the biggest bottom in this thread?
>>79030644how would a footboy melt me exactlymelt my soles by drooling over them?? lol
>tfw no sweaty neet boy soles to drool over
>>79030648i know certain pressure points. cant specify. could be used for wrong by the unscruplable. ull have amnesia afterward too.
so officially not gay, but me and my girlfriend broke up a few months ago and i am so lonely. Woudl love to talk to anyone, someone willing to share their discord? im just looking for a connection. 200 punds can bench 270 for 5 so you know im fit please boys, im desperate
>>79030687how often do you like to talk?
no, u sound like a fag
>>79030687everything you wrote makes you seem extremely gayi say this as a 100% heterosexual
>>79030641please perform a murder suicide
>>79030641why are they calling your gf a guybro?
>>79030701that depends, especially tonight because i am drunk and on drugs. I am just looking for someone to talk toGenerally im not at all a degenerate like this but i just really need to be social with someone
>>79030687>please boys, im desperateApparently. Please go back and look for women instead.
I'm also 200 pounds and can bench 315 lbs ORMyou don't see me being an attention whore like that
>>79030759i always thought making straight men do gay things gave gay people power tripsa myth then i guess
calm down sis it's the biscum way of life to sip on ego usually they kill themselves some time after
Reviewers are saying the Silent Hill 2 remake is good. I think the original is more in need of a remake but after years of thinking the series was dead its better than nothing
kek that reminds me of this one time I was talking to some rando 18 y/o on discord and he was talking about how his best friend was constantly trying to get nudes out of him but he "wasn't gay and didn't really want to do it"fast forward an hour and I had him fapping at pics of my weewee, the post nut embarrassment was really adorable
i want to mutually orbit someone for several years where we're paralytically anxious about actually talking until we either drift apart or eventually collide violently
no I'm not making a tumblr account just so we can sit there and not talk you retard
why do gay people pretend to be straight for other gay people
>>79030767Major turn off. You're not that special.
>>79030814brother i do not need to turn anyone on, i just want to talk to someoneim 29, far too old for games, but i can imagine people here hate people like me. That makes sense so
>>79030795me when bishi know you're watching
>>79030833what kind of stuff do you talk about? i would talk to you, but its probably going to be awkward
>>79030833I would be against it under different circumstances, the notion of you, a straight man, coming here, r9k, looking like that to cry about your girlfriend seems off. Could be cute if your voice is deeper than mine.
>>79030886r9k isnt just for trannys
>>79030886>wouldwouldn't*>the notionBut the notion*
I feel bad for him but my feeling bad for him doesn't justify getting drunk and high so you can be sentimental about your ex girl that you broke up with months ago
>>79030546It onl ygetsd halfe way hard
>>79030920at the very least he was upfront about it all
>im 29, far too old for gamesuh oh dont look anon
It's okay, I'm okay, had him in the first placeIt's okay, I'm okay
>>79030886my voice is definitely deeper than yours, i also bench 270 for five. Physical fitness seems to be definitely lacking from this thread. >>79030870whatever anon, i can talk about my own interests or someone elses. I studied psychology and i enjoy helping people. But I enjoy actual human connection a lot more.
>scared of being forever alone>equally afraid of trying to talk to anyone
>>79031057fathead
>>79031095bench 270 for 5 at 200 bodyweight.Not that fat, definitely not shredded but anyone wanting to be strong wont be shredded
>>79031116no your HEAD is fat
>>79030640oh god i regret >>79030646probably not!! hello kitty cup reveal soon
>>79031057ok then put ur tag in a pastebin or something
>>79031124alright anon, if you send your discord we can call and we will see about thatthis is honestly kinda funny to make gay people feel like targets in their own thread>>79031142I wont post my tag in here, ill add you if you do though
this dude will 100% ghost you when hes not drunk anymore
>>79031200thats a good thing. i would add him myself, but after the incident i cant post my contact
>>79031219either way shameless shilling but discorddotgg/r9gay maybe you can find him in there. i hope so anyway
>>79031235why would i want to join a discord server if i know you are there
>>79031160you come into MY thread, ask me to post MY tag, wanting to talk to ME? ur trolling or you dont get how this works
>>79031255i'm just shamelessly shilling. you don't have to. if you do you're free to troll me maybe idk. here's my new hello kitty cup though
feeling https://open.spotify.com/track/4qUMAiRkCY92dw7wnj7phr?si=Vyc2cu6ESvaklU_IoPsMMQ tonight
>>79031273thats not a cup its a mug
>>79031296you're right tbdesu but it feels like a cup to me because of the size, cups in my head are bigger while mugs are smaller
>>79031200maybe, or maybe tonight is the night i realize i truly love sweet male companionship. I already look down on women. Why wouldnt i learn to be into men? I just need one person to give it a chanceplease dudes
>>79031316add before i go out to get foodhttps://pastebin.com/Y7R5qkbF
why do you even bother posting it in a pastebin
Emperor's Children are getting new models next year. By then I'll have my Agincourt and Civil War armies done so some new minis will be welcome
>>79031273Can you try clipping your dirty gross nails?
>ex-gf>I already look down on womenMASSIVE red flag
>>79031383ive been out all day in the city. it was 10am when I left. It is now 1:40am the next day. Of course my nails will be dirty nigga
>>79031341why did you ignore my question thurdancer
>>79031383he needs sun more but he is brish
>>79031413why? I think women in general are just kinda retarded. I have positive feeling about my ex gf however, obviosuly she has flaws like all of us, but she never did anything that would intentionally hurt me. I think that is a positive trait, and i would never talk bad about her. How is that a red flag? I think talking shit about people you used to be close to is way more of a red flag
>>79031477because it deletes after 10 minutes, do you want to fuck me or something
>>79031522nta but I do want to
>>79031294https://youtu.be/VLoOx86A6bE
>>79031522of course not. why would you want to delete that in 10mins what if anon took 11mins
>>79031425If you keep your nails short enough they can't get dirt under them>>79031504The overcast british weather is comfy though
>>79031508did your ex-gf have big or small breasts
>>79031575no thats way too short for nails u freak. a little dirt is a fact of life.
will fapping a 3rd time today make it easier to nofap going forward?
>>79031575>The overcast british weather is comfy thoughAgreed
>>79031586extremely saggy because she used to have an eating disorder and went from high weight to 120 lbseating disorders are a curse, also never underestimate how saggy a girls tiddies are when she lost weight.
>>79031575dirt happens. my nails are short + they have been longer. its just something that happens and they collect dirt through the day. hard agree on british overcast weather being comfy though
>>79031635that didn't answer my questionbig and saggy can be kind of hot but you're scaring me
>>79031670not big anon, just alright. Also one wawy bigger than the other. Like I said, be aware of women suddenly losing weight. that sudden loss in fat will ruin their breasts. If you love someone it wont mnatter, but its youre just in it for the shallow physicality then be ware
>tfw no bf to rewatch cowboy bebop with or start a new series of his choosing
>>79031718i guess that's why God made women a little more plump
>>79031744I wanna watch the penguin
>>79031792If you haven't started it yet wait until all the episodes are out. Its good but the slow pacing makes the week between episodes painful
>>79031946Kid was always a dumb fuck wasn't he
>>79030921Bruh gets some Viagra or get a testosterone injection cuse something fucked up with you chemistry cuze
Others conquered love, but I ran
i cant believe its happening
Misplaced my keys so no morning walk for me. Music and the ceiling will have to dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmG_Qqy2K0I
i am once again barefoot
pound my lost pride bracelet. it was in my pocket in my clean laundry>>79032244just leave your door unlocked, coward
>>79032280Pound your ass instead
>>79032347no because i don't own a douche and my antidepressants made my stools runny
>>79032394That's information i wish i didn't know
>>79032262I'm wearing slippers as the floor is cold
I kept pressurizing him about making up his mind and he kept saying "idk" "I feel nervous" "you're giving me a headache" "this is going too fast" etc and I kept pressurizing him about not wasting my time and I pressurized him more and more and he just unfriended me in the endat least I can now move on and talk to any of the other people that are explicitly genuinely interested in me instead of being fucking stalled on indefinitely forever and evermore, fucking idiot
Reading that made me feel pressurized
>hes actually trying to get a boyfriendfirst robot ever to actually do something with their lives
>>79032526he was the kind of faggot that'd remain indecisive forever if I didn't pressurize him that way, failure of a man incapable of deciding on anything that's not an imminent ultimatumI have no regrets nor any sadness, I treated him better than anyone else ever has in his whole life and I'm 100% sure he will crawl back like a dog because of itbut am I gonna respond when he does? no. You don't deserve anything if you're not civilized enough to value what you have before you lose it
>>79032538why is there a cognitohazard redaction on this gif
is the tumblrfag awake
yes, i just watched hellraiser.
>>79032564>but am I gonna respond when he does? no. You don't deserve anything if you're not civilized enough to value what you have before you lose itwhile i think that you're slightly crazy for the other stuff, this is very good and correct and im proud of you in this regard at least because i agree with it a lot
>>79032772thats cool and all but I'd really just appreciate a headpat instead rn
was there something u wanted or are u just being botherous
>>79032614What are you talking about? Anon did you take ur meds today?
I WANTED HEADPATS HELLOO CAN YOU READ
scruffles your hair til its very misshaped
thanks I feel better now youre the best
takes u to the mat and rubs the nipples thirstily while holding with thighs
I will actually suck your dick faggot I'm not joking
aborted i will not be fapping a 3rd time today
I feel an urge to make you fap a 3rd time specifically because you don't want to
let me just take a hot shower right now and not feel myself
whatever faggot I should've gone to bed by now anyways see you around
watching "the whale" starring brendan fraser. it's really morbidly funny and really sad. the daughter reminds me of myself.
how come you admittledly self insert as the girl while watching a film but I'm "being mean" when I call you a sissy
i hope you know theres no real prospect of a relationship withe me...just turmoil, acridness and some misery. constant criticism of ppl while basically being a bottomless pit myself. im only the way i am because ive avoided planning beyond the next few weeks or year at most, this keeps me metaphysixally unchained but also incapable of doing anything very significant or requiring real effort. thats why i think if theres an art for me its poetry because its just...there...and all in the thinking. i am not sure how much longer i can live this way as every day feels enormous but the alternative seems like death. or a sleeping life. hypocritical really because i love sleeping.
it just makes no sense to me that people can admit to being so yet refuse to making any changes about themselvesthough to me it feels like a lack of identity either stems from consumer behavior or an extreme insecurity in which you're both scared of trying and failing but also scared of being mocked for taking a genuine interest in something, and I don't feel any pity or respect for either of thoseto exist is to persist, to live is to persist, to fight a losing battle but still to fight it no matter what, for all existence itself is doomed to decay and inevitably die out one day yet all living beings still go on struggling as best as they can, even the very essence of humanity lies in building cultures and technology and tradition, all of which is but doomed to die but all of which we still protect and care for, not for their permanence but for the sake of expressing our wills simply because we can
>>79033086i'm not self-inserting as anyone i just think we're similar.
I hope he has nightmares. I hope he gets sick. I hope he misses a deadline. I hope he feels overwhelmed. I hope he loses out on many opportunities. I hope his physical prowess begins to leave him. I hope he goes back to substance. I hope he finds comfort in nothing that used to bring him joy. I hope he's unable to find the time to feel like himself again. I hope he constantly feels a need to look over his shoulder. I hope he's fearing the worst, and in doing so blinds himself to the good in front of him. I hope his friends catch onto who and what he really is. I hope he's left with no one. I hope that nothing lasts for him longer than a few months.
I hope he knows that every negative thought he's had about himself and every negative thing told to him by his loved ones is right. I hope he knows that he is only ever tolerated, no one genuinely enjoys or benefits from his presence. I hope he knows that the stranger's cruelty was laden with truth. I hope he knows he is a harbinger of misfortune. I hope he reverts back to the weak useless thing he was before he met me.
The Whale (2022) is one of the best LGBT films to release this decade.
Aziliya AMANDA Banks
Total bisexual death.
its genuinely crazy how all bisexuals end up with pussy one way or another. cis or pooner, they can't help it
>>79034046>its genuinely crazy how all straight lying men end up with pussy one way or anotherhuh? why is that
is this the place for people who have given up?
where can i buy poppers online in the us...pls help i dont want to risk customs again
>>79031618it absolutely will not. at least for me the more times I do it the more times I want to.
>>79034174this is the place. What have you given up on though?
>>79032244you should get a knob with a keypad in it. great peace of mind never having to worry if you remembered to lock or not :)
>>79032797he made another tumblr but he already deleted it because you didn't respond fast enough.
>tfw no pressurizing bf to pressurize me into doing something with my life
I'm thinking about trying anxiety medication, which itself is enough to make me as anxious as thinking about a few more wasted years. By tomorrow I'll likely change my mind again
>>79034670>anxiety medicationAlcohol and cigarretes exist, high dosage of heavy drugs could help too.
>>79034670it's a mixed bag, hard to tell if they really work but it doesn't hurt to try as long as you're talking to a counselor at the same time, might depend on where you are/your insurance whether you can get them at all without a counselor but personally I wouldn't bother if you don't have one.
>>79034735Alcohol doesn't make me much less anxious than usual and cigarettes smell bad. >>79034845My doctor could refer me to a psychiatrist or counselor and any therapy or meds would be free. My thinking is that if its available I might as well try it at least once
You're sleeping with a frozen heartWell baby boy it's over nowAnd you can always count on meYour unshackled boy, unrestrained to touchSo immune to loveAnd it feels so priceless to meThat you're always freeThat you'll take me inNow I'm everything, your everythingI bet you'll take me inI know you'll take me in nowThe same place I left you inhttps://youtu.be/0Ya3GXnvkzs?si=g-lyEbLAYUSVKjb1
fuck my nigger life i just woke up with a cold
>>79035094then kiss me and it will go away...
Finished all of Fargo so I'll start Lost next. Might wait a week or two to give myself more time for reading and other things
i need to die faster
Then start smoking or something
Bread so nice I had to eat it
Went for a walk around some fields, there was a kestrel hunting and some swans. Watching the kestrel for a while was nice even if I didn't see it catch anything
>be weekend>still wake up early like I have to workson of a bitch
>>79035996Smokers are hot, even if I switched to vape to save money.
>>79036750They can be and smoking looks cool af but the smell turns it off for me.
>>79027858>tfw no zoomer boy who makes me do his homework for him
just woke up, time to grind nuclear throne
>>79036756That's fair. I noticed the smell is less powerful now that I've moved to vaping, more powerful nic hit too.
>>79036836I actually do like the secondhand smoke smell, but the smell that it leaves on the smoker after they've smoked is quite gross.Also vaping is for faggots, looks so cringe and pathetic while smoking looks badass.
>>79036850>Also vaping is for faggots, looks so cringe and pathetic while smoking looks badass.Fair, but cigarettes are so damn expensive where I am now, which sucks.
parasocial is bad parasocial gives you attention and dopamine for doing nothing and then you don't feel guilt that should otherwise kick you into doing thingsbut attention feels nice...
Bros I just realized they are releasing the 4th season of thunderbolt fantasyKino is on the way
i thought parasoxial was when u orbited internet people and gave attention without getting any...if ure getting attention without giving any arent u winning? in a mercenary sense.
>>79037614yes that's the other side of parasocial
I have been having the same intrusive thought for three days now, it's one of the bad ones, the kind of intrusive thought that i can't just "shake it off" because it's too bad. Someone please make me unconcious.
>>79037737thats a pretty sgnificant statement though...that not only is orbiting people online unfulfilling, being orbited is unfulfilling too. but doesnt that apply to every kind of celebrity or fame from a distance? what then is the point of working for anythjng but your humble pleasures?
of course, if its not u theyre orbiting, theyll orbit someone else, who might take worse advantage of them. just as if u dont become tribe chief, someone worse might be. but doesnt this present civilization as merely the attempt to avoid subjection, in other words a race to the bottom iniatied by puerile greed?
its pathetic like the only reason elon musk doesnt rule the world already is that he got addicted to coke like every other rich idiot and also spends half the day jacking to furry hentai (unsubstantiated)
>>79037614No, a parasocial relationship is one you have with a celebrity or youtuber where you learn to know them and their personality through the video, feeling as if they are your friend or that you really do know them when you don't. You can read about it in the link I'm gonna paste below this paragraph, along with learning what a digital GFE is lol.https://digmedia.lucdh.nl/2022/10/27/digital-gfe/What you described is more akin to orbiting, usually done by guys who give girls money or attention in hope to be in a relationship with her but she keeps you at a distance therefore you are in her "orbit", never getting closer but always around. Orbiting can be done between guys too of course the example was just easier with a woman. Also since orbiting is a 4chan term it means it doesn't have a set definition, meaning it may mean one thing to someone while being slightly different for someone else so don't take my word for the definition, ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok?
>>79038903ok...the point is its all very sad either way. every second u spend paying attention to someone who doesnt know u exist is unrequited and stolen from urself and the people u do really know. like u guys.
>>79038974I used to have a sort of parasocial relationship with a twitch streaming and it's not that terrible as long as you don't get too invested and realise they don't know you at all and if you died nothing would change for them.
>>79038903Yeah this guy right here got it perfectly, there's a reason why streamer and other celebrities have to put on a fake persona of themselves when they are in public and the reason is parasocial relationships, you don't really want your fans to know every single thing about you and use it to try be your friends.
>>79038989thats just called being a fan. if parasocial has a meaning beyond that, its the ability to engross yourself 247 in that persons content, which is ever more doable between having more content from the peoples social media as well as from fan communities. i mean ive been listening to the tortured poets department on repeat again but its not like i follow taylor swift anywhere but tumblr.
>>79039149Eh I got a bit too invested into their life and started memorising things about them almost obsessively, yeah I didn't think they really my "friend" but I got attached. Eventually I stopped caring.
>>79039083honestly even the notion that u could know what someone uve never talked to is really like is itself parasocial. everyone puts on faces almost all the time and unless uve been very close with someone its inherently your face on their face, which is fine...it only hurts when u for some reason think u need to be authentic all the time with everyone which isnt possible. all men doth live by seeming, as it says in the old play.
Every livestreamer is playing a character on stream because every* person is playing a character in public. Even the smallest livestreamers will act differently when live than when in private.*except certain people with mental disorders.
>>79039173i feel like this pattern also explains why ecelebs seem to have such short careers, u get people constantly going over yr life with tweezers just because they cant help themselves...u didnt even bother him abt it but imagine getting messages like "i noticed ur statements in ur last video conflict with ur opinions from this videu 3 yrs ago" and thats the least of it. being famous now is a 247 performance with no rest and it doesnt surprise me that very few people can handle it for long, and the ones that do are mostly just weird empty people like mrbeast or whoever. like wouldnt the idea that all these people want to be ur friend desperately - but u cant even be friends with more than a few people let alone all of them - wouldnt that just drive you to tun away into the mountains.
anyeway who wants to try and be famous with me
too stupid and clumsy to be a doctor, too goaty and wild for a desk, so its pretty much my only option.
i kind of like lying in the sun all day too much also though.
>>79035390no i don't want to share the cold with anyone else. thats just meanalso r9gayers it is my time to become a normie faggot for the next 6 weeks as my favourite tv show ever is finally airing again i just love watching big brother
Spent two hours trying to sleep and not even a warm shower could help. Still too tired to do anything other than watch youtube videos
>>79039238Yeah that is why you create a fake persona so that you can have some rest, people would be attracted by that persona and not by you, they will want to be friends with the character you play instead of you; once the streams is over you remove the mask and can be your real you, it's cynical and also kinda sad i know but that's what a motherfucker's gotta do if he doesn't want his life to be completely sucked 24/7 by its fans or career.
watched "deadpool & wolverine" with family. very funny if a bit bland and inconsequential.
>>79039837why is it wrong to perform a character? thats kind of contrary to every other sort of performance.
Is it gay to fuck cute twinks and femboys who act girly and call me daddy?
Yeah that makes you a homosexual you have to marry a masculine bear man next and start a happy and plentiful family with him sorry dude I don't make the rules dude.
I'll pick a real bear over that
Well that makes you a zoophile which I think is much worse than being a homosexual but they I don't judge.
What if i have sex with a boy but forget to wear a boy condom and accidentally get him boy pregnant and he says that he's too young to be a boy mother should i take responsibility and boy marry him and make him into my boywife so we can be a family together?
Yeah either that or set the baby up for adoption.Although I have seen studies that suggest a miserable home enviroment is better than no home enviroment at all.
Idc anymore when he/she/they type ":3" and make my pp hard it's 100% str8 idgaf nigga imma hit dat fr
>>79040369if you dont care why do you need to be straight
Rountree >Round three
>>79028715I wonder how story anon is doing. Maybe he secretly started making gummies with that anon.
>>79040411Why u need to be gay if you ain't got none
>>79028880Personality. Butts are gross, skinny boys all the way>>79029253So real :(lately it's been so bad>>79029699Israel >>79030779Stop *clap* remaking *clap* old *clap* games! Make new games instead, it's not hard>79031057Oh you're the thread expert now?>>79031200Of course. They deserve it anyway.>>79031273Weird shape and too big, not cute! You have disgusting feet and hands rip>>79031425How do my nails almost never get dirty what?>>79032410Shitdick
>>79039428>no i don't want to share the cold with anyone else. thats just meansharing you're illness is based actually but that anon was too forwarded we'd have to be dating a bit for me to want to but I've had this reoccurring fantasy forever about taking care of a sick boy and then I get sick and he has to take care of me and then he gets sick and then we just keep passing the sickness back and forth for weeks
>can't get bf because of chronic illnessfuck my entire life rn
I am the son and the heirOf a shyness that was criminally vulgarI am the son and heirOf nothing in particular
>>79040502are you from the past? i think the toxicity of this thread finally convinced him to move on. he deserves better, despite everyone words. hopefully he moved on, he became a home owner under difficult circumstances. but tragically that is enough to make it for anyone here and never come back. learn html, or find a venue online or the real world. why settle for one boy when many can commission you as an artist. and maybe post the link here so i can hire your services.
>>79040878it is not what it is cut out to be>>79040984what ails you?
>>79041091Long COVID, chronic pain, and PTSD (also autism and ADHD)
>>79041098oh snap, what is the chronic pain from catboy?
>>79041108I'm not sure; I've had it since I was 25. I've had COVID since the early stages of the pandemic, but it only got bad about two years ago. Luckily, I get to work from home, so it's easier to manage.
>>79041074Did he actually leave?
>>79041118you work from home? what do you do? if you dont mind telling.>I'm not surewhere do you feel it? how does it feel?
>>79041123p sure he got doxxed
>>79041146Yeah but I told him not to leave and I said if he did leave I'd tell everyone his info so he better not have.
>>79041123not sure, i was only hoping he did. leave this gay thread that is. every time he is absent i imagine great stories and adventures where he is doing better.
>>79041151im fairly certain him and his orbiters stopped posting
>>79041145I work for a major cruise line doing call center stuff. >where do you feel it All over, mostly my legs and back though. >how does it feel Like someone beat me with a flaming metal bat over and over.
>>79041098>Long COVID I don't have a laughing image on me so just imagine one
>>79041221could you possibly have fibromyalgia? is this something men can have? i only met women who had it, they experience body aches like you described. walking seems to be a chore for them.
need a fat friend who thinks being fat is funny maybe date him too but that's not necessary
I knew a fat guy once, he was funny. No clue why being fat had this effect.
>>79041074Sadly I'm a transmuter and you're a manipulator snake so we can't get along. Fat neet shits *burps* dead mom fliesWanna play wow with me? I don't mean world of warcraft I mean "wow, you're such a piece of retardatur equus aut nomen" woops di poop woop
>>79041275nice defense lol
>>79041243Men can very much have it, but it seems more common in women.
So if make a thumbler, one of you fags will stalk me and name-drop me every thread?
only if you are important
tfw no bish bf
>>79041151He is not posting as story anymore. Did he leave? Who knows. Probably. He has been absent for few threads now and, as he likes to say, "we all know" (note the narcissistic expectation anyone gives a fuck or reads the whole thread and recognizes him) he has nothing better to talk about except things he has been talking about on repeat for better part of two years now. So my bet is he left.
The other thumbler fag is unimportant too and he has simps. What do we know about him? That's right, only that he has an account on a teenage girl forum
>>79041169Story had 2 orbiters, coloradofag and pxl hairy schizo. Both still post from time to time.
I know anon once I don't know why I said this. No clue. I like talking to myself because I'm insane. Does anyone want to be my business partner?
>>79041301Yes I happened to look it up just now. Maybe get yourself checked? If that is economically feasible in your state. anyhow, good luck with finding a cure to your ailments. keep on chuggin
>>79041504delete your 4chan cookies
>>79041504Why did you get banned for
>>79041443I live in a state where weed is legal recreationally, so that helps a lot.
>>79041238Don't laugh at me, I will cry.
I will probably never get a bf because I'm too cute, too funny, too smart, too tall, and too compassionate to ever be matched by somebody that is a homosexual gay.
total state of delusion. ngmi anon.
>tfw no kaworu
>>79041597You want me to get into specifics?
>>79041615not really, if it helps you sure. shoot me.
>tfw no kaworu to awkwardly shove himself into my personal space
>>79041657I want get my hair like kaworu
>>79041719just ask for some kind of texture where it looks wispy. do not be afraid to present a photo of a anime boy since it is not the worst thing you can do in life. what are they going to do to you? laugh? not take your money?
Ohhhh lawd I have the can't work and need to smoke weed all day disease
>>79041275not everyone is me...you need to calm down
>>79040754ugly hands ugly feet but pretty face. life could always be worse>>79040878i mean, idk i just don't really like getting other people unwell. it doesnt feel nice knowing that i've caused another person that level of sickness even if it isnt anything major and just a shitty cold
Genocide bisexuality.
>>79042275What did I ever do to you man? I think personally millions infact billions must live.
>>79041585Are you that nigga that scammed his friend? Very compassionate if so
>>79041123>>79040502Story still posts here but he said he wouldn't make gross posts anymore talking about his piles ridden arse or rotting food cause it annoys other posters and he doesn't want to make people angry after he got doxed
>>79042392Fact check: falseStory did say that and did post after saying that but it was still very much story persona, still talking about his daily meals and blogposting. He has stopped posting as story since then. Please show me a post made by him in last 10 threads.
>>79041866This reminds me of one time a friend of mine told a drug addict to calm down
>>79042275only if homosexuality and fornicators and adulterers along with it.
>>79041504what did you do to get banned for 30 days
>>79042577He kissed me and my janny boyfriend got jealous >~<
i literally just wanted to be friends because hes a scholar unlike the rest of you.
am i a scholar if i am highly versed in video games
Genocide the non-bfs. Then only bfs remain. A happy world.
cant believe there are people who talk in a discord about this thread like whats wrong with you?
>>79042783its a mindset i dont know enough to tell. in what exactly are you highly versed?
>>79042790Don't talk about it or else you'll summon the thread schizo
>>79042862sounds fun. im just working for the next like six hours so why not. what are the next step?
>>79042967I'm not helping you summon him
bla bla wa wa im being bullied by losers from a discorrd wa i need your help mr schizo help me!!!
the steelers-cowboys football game is being delayed and epically foreboded by crazy lightning over the stadium...
I contacted an old friend of mine because I needed to grab my project zomoid mods off of the steam account I gave himhe started screen sharing about some MMO he's playing to make conversation and I asked him about his guild and he went "oh I have no guild I just play by myself" and out of a moment's kindness I decided to download the game and play together with himthat was wrong of me, talking about it is also wrong of me to do, yet the feeling that we're genuinely useless to each other as friends just eats me up, we've been friends for almost 12 years now and there was only a 3 months phase where our friendship was mutually beneficial and healthy, aside from that it's always just been drugs bitches booze and mindless consumerismI'm not gonna ghost him or stop playing the MMO and instead just let things develop however they might naturally go, but I kinda wish I didn't sign up for this in a moment's thoughtless decision
>>79042807indie roguelikes and platformers from the early-mid 2010s
>>79043402You've not been friends for 12 years if you don't contact him
>>79042361What gives you the nerve to show up in here
>>79043439there was no point in my post where I even hinted at "us not contacting each other for 12 years", please read some books and stop filling in unshared information with your own delusional warped assumptions of peoplelast we actively spent time together was a couple months back and we'd still been texting each other every now and then
I met a guy on this very board. We've only been talking to each other on discord for a few days and it's already been kind of an emotional rollercoaster but my main concern right now is that I'm too riddled with fear to hold up my end of the relationship. I'm a very secluded, solitary person. He's kind of shy but I'm like straight-up Salinger levels of reclusive. We both have pretty bad mental illness issues but mine are much more severe than his. Not that it's a competition or anything, but if he's mildly dysfunctional I'm completely so. I'm a wreck at the bottom of the ocean, he's just kind of barely hanging in there. I really like him and want this to continue but I feel myself pulling away involuntarily. We both want to expand this into a fuller, more concrete relationship. I've seen his face, I know his actual name, I've heard his voice, it hasn't been very long but I'm certain it's love. He hasn't seen any of me. He doesn't know my name, he doesn't know what I look like. He hasn't heard my voice. I want to give him more to work with and get closer but right now I'm still just some anonymous discord user with no real identity outside of that. He basically knows my whole life's story but doesn't know much de-anonymizing information about me aside from my surname and the city I live in. He wants to know more, though. We thought about voice chatting in The Future but I don't know how soon that Future will come. I can't do that much right now. I don't even really know what I'm so scared of. This is my first real relationship. I don't want to fuck it up. Any tips on coming out of my shell? Help?
>>79043486what exactly do you do in your shell
>>79043486>This is my first real relationshiphow many states away is he
>>79043486either go balls deep or stop wasting people's time, it's a fucking e-"relationship" (has a 1% statistical possibility of ever growing into a real relationship) and you're "too scared to voice call"?like full offense, just kill yourself if you can't even get over such "fears"
>>79043468there was no point in my post where I even hinted at "us not contacting each other for 12 years", please read some books and stop filling in unshared information with your own delusional warped assumptions of people
>>79043499Nothing productive. Until I met him I've just been alone, in my room, NEET except for a few minwage jobs here and there. I'm much older than him (26 x 18) and I haven't done shit with my life. >>79043501Two.>>79043506I'm trying lmao, that's the problem.
>>79043486While I'm glad you're already showing some level of devotion or seriousness to this, and it isn't just a matter of you being horny and wanting to cum with this dude e-sex style, there's a lot going on here. If you're both extremely far from each other with no financially assured future together, even if its in intervals, I would not pursue it further. People say it's more worth it to experience a relationship and lose it out then to never experience it at all but in cases like this where there's clearly a difference in levels of devotion and what you're capable of giving of yourself to another person, it'll always be far more hurtful to one side rather than another. You being as reclusive as you are, to the point where he hasn't even heard your voice, is really bad. That is your first hurdle, and until you get over that there is no reason to consider this a real relationship. Once you conquer that, then you can allow the other things to go down the line, but at the very least something as simple as seeing your face, hearing your voice, etc. is far more effective at building something stable here than just you internally saying you're into this but externally giving nothing. His patience will wane, look at how much he's already freely given you.
>>79043542>I'm trying lmaothere is no fucking trying, getting in a voice call is as binary as an action can beit doesn't matter if you feel bad or nerous or this or that, you click the button there and wait for him to hop in, then you just come to terms with being a nervous bitch and probably stutter in the call, there's nothing wrong with that, a lot of people find that cutethough again my best advice would be focusing on not getting yourself fucked instead of not fucking things up, more often than not you get fucked while you're trying not to fuck things and you'll probably just get your 26 years old KHHV ass burnt in a few months
>>79042275>>79043445>Bitter faggot dates straight leaning bi guy because he acts straight and is surprised when he leaves him for a womanMany such cases
>>79043563I almost put a stop to it on this exact basis too. I mentioned that this would be a problem, that this dynamic is fundamentally unfair to him. I couldn't manage to actually break it off. It got messy, fast. This was literally yesterday too. >>79043572>though again my best advice would be focusing on not getting yourself fucked instead of not fucking things up, more often than not you get fucked while you're trying not to fuck things and you'll probably just get your 26 years old KHHV ass burnt in a few monthsI'm having trouble interpreting here. What do you mean?
i want a strictly homosexual bf who acts straight
i'm sure an 18 year old kid would appreciate being flirted with by a 26 year old quasi-NEET
>>79043611>What do you mean?you're 26, you admittedly have no dating experience and you're talking to an 18 years old boyteenagers (and even most adults) don't understand fuck all, they don't know what they want from life, they don't know what would make them happy, they don't understand to show appreciation and gratitude for what is given to them this might come off rude to you but you seemingly don't have the upper hand in said relationship, you're older, lack confidence, lack experience and live a neet life. The entirety of this is built on the grounds of HIS volition, had the unfortunate situation come to be that he lost interest in you, then nothing really would keep things goingand again this might come off rude as well but like I said he's young, most people only really calm down after their early 20s, he could considerably easily lose interest in you for one reason or the other, new opportunities might come up, people overall are trashy and flirt more with other people who are admittedly in a relationship, etc, etc.this is way too long but you can drop a contact if you want lengthier in depth explanations, advice and opinions
>>79043611>I mentioned that this would be a problem, that this dynamic is fundamentally unfair to him.His reaction will likely be that of understanding, saying that he is patient and that he can handle it but you've already shown that you can't even manage to break it off. So what now? You just sort of softly lead him on until he comes to his senses and realizes you aren't capable of being serious about this? What if it takes a really long time? What if he's never quite over you? How would you reckon with that?>I'm having trouble interpreting hereNot the Anon you're replying to but he means don't fuck yourself in the sense of don't get yourself put into a position like what I said above, you shoot yourself in the foot over this and effectively bar yourself from anything romantic or otherwise good in a potential love life because you fucked up this one so badly. Personally I'd find it a fitting punishment, but again because you don't seem to be doing this entirely from a place of lust your intentions seem a bit more pure.
>>79043621that's the healthy default settings of a homosex though, acting zesty, being a numale and flamboyant are just caused by false parallels created by fake gay faggots who think being gay means you have to act a certain "gay way"
>>79043621So, just a guy who happens to like other guys?
you really think roman twinks weren't kickin it with the girls and eunuchs and instead were hootering and hollering with the warriors.. be fucking serious.
>>79043671>>79043676I'm going to call him today. I feel sick, and just the thought of it is making me dizzy, but I'm going to force it.
>>79043756that's goodtell him how you "talked to a friend about him" and tell him about r9gay giving you advice but instead of it being a 4chan thread pretend it was just a close friendit'll seem nice and cute
>>79043761>"talked to a friend about him"He knows I don't have any friends. He'll see right through it.
roman twinks aren't the basis of homosexualityhomo sex is the basis of homosexuality, having sex with other homos, and let's for the sake of simplicity say that homo romanticism and homo sexuality are interchangeableonce again, there are no direct conclusions about how a gay dude should act, but in good faith I'll say that some parallels are drawn from internal commentary made on homosexual dynamicsI don't think being a bottom warrants acting like a sissy for example, I think homosex is moreso "males compete 2.0" where being "outmanned" puts you into the position of being "his bitch"
>there are no direct conclusions about how a gay dude should act>I don't think being a bottom warrants acting like a sissy for exampleerm. so then who cares. yeah. i agree. bottom does not equal flamer faggot, but if bottoms do act that way i dont think its just to.. present it? you seem like the type to think that when people have "gay voice" its something that theyre actively putting on, a false affectation, and not just a natural way of them speaking
your assumption is correct and I did think that way of the "gay voice" which I now realize that some people might just have a natural leaning towards having a "gay voice" instead of doing it for the sake of acting gay, still I find it repulsive for the most part I'd much rather gays either have normal dude voices or normal nerd dude voices
>>79043795Just say you thought about it, again not the anon but I figured that you were likely friendless so just saying you came to the conclusions is good enough, no one needs to know you sought out 4chan.
>>79043841>people might just have a natural leaning towards having a "gay voice" instead of doing it for the sake of acting gaybecause much like accents it isnt something that you just choose to partake in, its shaped by what you do and decide to partake in when you're young. some gay guys find themselves hanging around girls more and find girly things more entertaining, how does a child with no concept of sex decide that they want to do the frilly pink stuff? is he latently a sissy faggot bottom? or it just how some people's brains get wired? it's just such a silly mindset to have that erm actually you should be NORMAL per our society's current standards, but not TOO normal because you should still be gay haha!
I really wanna suck your dick so bad you smug faggot
>>79043542i didnt ask what productive you did, i asked what you do.
>>79043844I recorded a voice memo for him. I didn't really say anything other than I was looking through our chat logs again and realized how selfish I'm being and wanted to at least let him hear my voice. It was the shittiest recording in the world but I didn't get a chance to redo it. I sent it to him and he hasn't responded yet. So I guess now we wait. I'm fucking sweating bullets. >>79043917 Not much. I don't have many hobbies. All I do is consume media and sometimes make shitty music. I don't have much to show for the time I spend alone.
>>79044056>It was the shittiest recording in the worldthere is really no being shitty with these acts of sweetness and affection and whatnot, assuming you're not talking to a genuine asshole that hates you to the tee, no one will ever look at a picture/vid/vm etc and think "wow that's so shitty lol"
>>79044083I legitimately feel like I'm gonna puke. What the fuck did I just do.
>>79044140>it's a case of "I get nauseated when anxious"you'll be fine, still, learn to cope with these things by yourself because every time you have a one on one conversation with people about your boyfriend their immediate thought is "how do I make him cheat"I had it happen to me in my first relationships
>>79044056making music is more than most people.
>>79044260I kinda stopped doing that too lately. Mostly because I'm a little preoccupied lol
>>79044056my bf used to play on his guitar to me back when he was a neet.
>>79044165Got it. I'll try not to talk to people a little too much about this type of stuff. At least not people who know him, in the future. If it lasts that long. He's responded. He said my voice was 'cute af'. It's actually going really well I think. Did any of them ever actually cheat or did people just try and get them to?
need bf to watch the wire with
>>79040754yep everyone left and some smelly ratmen saw the opportunity to squat in our thread
i need to step back and just take the days as they come again. im pretty sure i didnt milk myself today and i dont intend to! ill worry about the future when im healed.
Is there a name for people who act like BPD but only the good part without the bad part.
>>79045131>BPD but only the good part me
>>79043736Kek apparently having a beard is the typical gay look in Japan
>>79045131manic penis dream bf
>>79045699Yep, learned that when I went on my "weeb heaven" Tokyo trip. It's part of the ikahomo (stereotypical gay man) look.
im almost out of weed and i solemnly swear i will not smoke it again until its with a handsome man. i dont have to see it but there has to be penis there. i keep smoking and being like well what do i even do now.
at this point im wondering if i literally just smoke to feel bad. like ah sad and kinda tired, thats the good old feeling.
i swear they dont make it the same way they used to but i wont go ranty. literally no idea why i keep buying it from the stores its probably the saddest thing i do.
aa with everything else i should shut up or grow my own.
Hi heloe frebs>>79045131Quiet bpd
your team losing to the cowboys is like getting your ass kicked by hank hill.
watching all this sports is definitely making my muscles bigger. my body is transforming to be like them.
Type yes to affirm dick
What should I do with my hair and fashionI wanna grow it below shoulder length, like collar bone length. Then I'm considering dyeing / bleaching it like auburn. Style change I guess. I wanna wear bootcut suit pants and get some more jewelry. 70s Bowie lookin.
>>79045131You'd need to find a bf with dependent personality disorder or with bad separation anxiety.
>>79043861I can just tell you're a butthurt subby bottom whore, stereotypical flamer. Die
>79044165>I had it happen to me in my first relationshipsPeople always prove /r9gay/ right yet they come here to preach how we can be "happy like they are" infected with aids and followed by a long trail of broken hearts and evil exes. It's the same think wagies say to neets here. I think they just want us to be as miserable as them to cope. No shade at anon here but I will use him as an example since he is a normalfaggot posting here.
>Ikea homo
>>79046917why would i be butthurt about it i will never see you in my lifetime nor will you ever hear my voice and i will have an exeedingly mundane life because .1% of people genuinely give a fuck about how flamey someone does or doesn't sound
>>79046964Because you feel called out
>>79046956What do you want from me man
>>79046429woody guthrie ova ere
>>79046945if someone comes around asking for relationship advice my "normalfaggot" ass is 200 times more eligible to give that advice than any of you khhv faggots, you can suck my balls empty you sour faggot
um uhhm I'm lonely loser incel because... because of you! it's your fault for being a lazy zero effort loser! you should've rotten in the basement like I did instead of actually having done things in your life! normalfaggot! y-you have AIDS! y-y-you're EVIL!!! muh broken hearts muh muh exes! I'm totally not seething about my own shitty life which is the creation of my own!get a fucking life dude holy shit
the lot of you are fucking FAT, and a lot of you are ugly due to horrible presentation and not genetics, you have the shitty balding incel haircut, you don't fucking dress at all, you wear THE most basic incel outfit (no print shirt + bland ass shorts or pants or whatever), you wear the fucking new balance incel shoes (the brown bootleg sneakers), you don't do FUCK ALL with your life and you haven't done fuck all with your life in a LONG while, you sit rotting at home like a lazy fucking dog and play video games and watch your retarded chinese cartoons all fucking day, then you jack off 98 times per weekthe reality is that it's YOUR fucking fault you end up like that, if you don't go outside, don't get a job, don't get a fucking haircut, don't fucking shave, don't dress nice, don't get into any social circles or meet any people anywhere, if you don't care about at least being decently fit (easily acquirable with a few months' effort) then it's not my fucking fault that you end up being a "poor poor victimized incel :("aside from the few of you that was born with like idfk deformities and dented skulls and whatnot, the fucking large majority of you are "incels" because you're lazy bum insecure faggots who were too scared of trying and failing at life that you chose to not try at allthat's okay, if you CHOOSE to live that kind of life it's not up for me to judge you for it or speak against it, but don't fucking act like r9gay is your therapy support group and your "incel" status is a fucking disability and I'm coming here to disrespect it or some other fucking stupid bullshit, if your life ended up being in said position oh so out of your control then you shouldn't care to be mad about my presence at all, but the truth is seeing other people actually do shit with their lives hurts you because deep down you know if you actually fucking tried you could've been successful as well, no one handed anything to me on a silver fucking plate you delusional cucks
>>79048221Imagine if this angry guy took out his anger on you by pinning you down. Imagine he sternly says "you're so fat anon, look at your fat slutty ass" and he starts spanking your buttcheeks and your jiggly lipids get all red and not from the abuse. Then as he holds you down with his strong masculine arm he whispers in your ear "I'm going to FUCK ALL your life" and he takes out his throbbing rod. As he places it against your butthole you feel your heartbeats line up. "P-please be gentle," you plead. "I'm going to victimize your virgin ass, you incel," he responds. Before you can even speak against it, he shoves his large penis in, and your "incel" status is completely shattered by his meaty glaive. As he pounds into you, you let out little squeaks and he uses one hand to pull your head back by the hair and kisses you. "I-I love you," you manage to stammer even though your mouth has two tongues in it. "Are you falling in love with me? You delusional cuck..."
>>79048274the last bit is too much I don't really have the heart to be mean to someone after cumming inside of them it'd be more like cuddles and kisses and napping together
>>79048221>>79048105>woman detectedFuck outta my board roastie whore. It's even worse that you pull this shit in the faggot board.Anyway, remember Happy Times? Now that was a fuckin nostalgia trip.Also, none of you faggots will figure out who I am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDf4PIc614
tldr please mai niggaz
>>79048509why post here if was womang? r9k get more delusion by day it crazy
2/5 of the last eggs I cracked had double yolks. Does this mean I'm winning some kind of lottery.
cant believe ppl are still doing these "turn urself around" posts like 10 yes ago i get it, but these days what are u turning yourself all around for? world of iphones crocs and mrbeast? i dont think so. ill make a new world inside myself like taylor swift does.
in what world is it better to be a rotting neet faggot that shitposts on r9gay every day of his life
>>79048977No amount of self improvement is going to make you into a chad so what's the point in improving yourself?
believe it or not this is the best place with the most ineteresting people in current year. and im already on a different plane from chad so...
legitimately everyone ive seen post themselves here is cuter than any instagram user for one thing
and for another, 1 or 2 of u even might like me....
like why criticize us when theres people out there literally taking heroin and pills for no reason. were just a bit antisocial. and the fact that theres pill takers who think theyre better than neets...quite the lol.
neers are in fact advance pioneers of what living in a post scarcity world would actually look like. ppl think it would be sunshining rainbows but obviously its a more complicated question than that...most older ppl here have long gotten bored of games and media in general, they start reading books or literally just lying in bed like brian wilson because their own imagination is more entertaining. and these are usually people who choose this life, or who at least dont hate it enough to leave it. im stealing valor here, i have work to do at home most days. even so ive gotten bored of pretty much everything but books.
anyway https://youtu.be/BpkmUfv1I4Q taylor swift gets it so im not sure why that anon doesnt
Can yee all just shut the fuck up, makeout and go fuck already? Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick.
palestinians know how to party
>>79049019it literally feels better to be a healthier person and looking nice, plus no one's stopping you from becoming "chad" but I cba to explain the unacknowledged negatives of such a lifestyle that you losers so persistently ignore
u probably just dont understand because ure fundamentally self centered. i dont really care about myself. the crushing weight of the people u see every day, and in here, and their lives, which u cant really do anything to help, means i dont care if i get everything i want because it doesnt help any of you or anyone else. do u really think ppl dont know the things youre saying? this is like peter pan world, the lost boys, and its literally better.
stfu bitch if you really wanted to help you'd dm my tumblr you dogalso what "crushing weight" dude? the crushing weight is put on the people actually living a life out there, maintaining a normie life is a dozenfold more stressful than being an incel neet because there's constant endless drama everywhere, you retards just think normies have it all shiny shoes polished perfect because you don't take part in their livesgot work? ok half your coworkers talk shit behind your back and the other half are constantly trying to get you fired for no reason other than the fact that they're trying to compensate for their own boring lives with dramagot a gf/bf? ok have fun blowing your brains out trying to meet schedules, have time for your own hobbies, work, friends (no one ever maintains friendships in a relationship btw), and actually making the time to spend togetheralso have fun blowing your brains out trying to maintain an upbeat confident attitude and personality 24/7 because no one and I mean NO one has respect or pity for you, your gf/bf, friends, coworkers, boss, literally people walking past you on the street, genuinely try to invade your personal space and take adantage and try taking bites if you seem insecure and whatnotpay bills, eat clean, stay healthy, maintain stress, maintain friendships, go to work, get back from work, get a haircut and shave and shower, friend wants to spend time ok lets play vidya for two, sorry I have to leave 30 minutes earlier because gf is calling, gf wants to keep you up all night, go to work with 2 hours of sleep, boss scolds you over a nonissue so you tell him you'll quit on the fucking spot if he speaks like that again, coworker thinks he can talk down to you so you tell him to fuck off as well, etc etcbut yeah poor you guys sitting at home doing all day, wow, so crushing
>>79049438if work was more stressful than being a neet you'd quitif having a bf was more stressful than being an incel you'd break upmaybe blow your brains out for real
>if doing thing was more stressful than not doing thing then you'd quitno actually some people out there believe it or not aren't bitchmade pussies like the entirety of this board and can actually grow a pair and get over the hurdles of said things
>>79049497>I deliberately choose what I claim is the worse of the two options because ummmm uhhhhhYou clearly don't believe a fucking thing you say so just stay quiet
I never said it was worse I just said it's more stressful, the only real key difference between a "normie" and you faggots is just the fact that you're complete pussies scared of doing anything at all, you don't live an objectively worse or harder life you just don't live any life at all lollike wow being an incel neet sucks so bad? try getting a life then maybe idk?
attention gayboys,i am running two cool home servers now and am performing a backup of 6TB of media. wish me luck!
wahh my life so hard because I stay at home all day and play video game :(( tfw no bf!gosh, normies have it so easy their lives are literally perfect, every normal human being is a 10/10 chad/stacy, no one deals with any real life issues and they all have supersex orgies 24/7! chad was born looking hot dude, he didn't go to the gym for years or anything, he came out the womb looking like a sex god and also had 200 friends born into reality with him at the same time! he didn't spend his youth developing social skills, they were planted into his brain by god himself before he was even born!and um yeah, they also don't struggle with anything at all. addictions aren't real, people don't resort to extremely unhealthy coping methods in order to maintain their mental or anything, nopeI have it hard! it's so hard sitting in my room all day, getting free food water sheltering and infinite free time to do anything I can on the computer! I deserve sex, popularity, I deserve being revered as a god amongst men while doing nothing to earn it! ME!
>>79049546my bf was a neet
>>79049298You can't become a chad there's nothing you can do to make yourself taller and have a perfect face and hair it's all decided at birth and putting in hundreds of hours of self improvement doesn't mean or change anything since in the end they still only want chad
>>79049438right so im confused why anyone should want to do any of that especially in current year where people act shitty and dress shitty? theres literally no reward. ironically i do support myself most of the time but only because i dont want to make my family sad. and even then i can only do it because i work independently and at home. i havent lasted very long in any "job" because i simply dont tolerate any of the things u discuss. and u deleted ur tumblr so how am i supposed to follow it lol. do u see why i might be hesitant though? my perspectives frustrate people. i dont want to get u down in the dirt with me. i used to be quite happy to observe normies doing normie things but now normies live like incels used to and it isnt fun anymore. most of the old ways of finding meaningfulness seem hollow and people just wallow. im only interested in people who can face the absolute death of meaning and keep going anyway.
>>79049562>chad is 7'3, has a 28 inch dick, makes 8 figures a year and the most chiselled jawline on earthunironically your brain has rotten from chan usage beyond salvageable, the crabs have bucketed you so hard you don't even think there's a getting out anymoredo swallow cyanide at the soonest opportunity
>>79049572my bf is kind of like that
>>79049566the point isn't to earn the approval of others the point is to be better than those we oppose and maintain a healthier better productive life for the sake of being able to sleep at night knowing we ourselves did the best we can do for the day unlike the many mindless ghouls out theremy posting ends here, I got shit to do
>>79049546u seem to be confused although its hard to tell who youre talking to. my life is really easy, the social demands are basically zero and the physical demands are not crazy. having a normal job is a million times harder in some says but far easier in others, or at least it would be for me. i assume other people are built different because i could never do it i dont think. its just the monotony, and the supervision.
plus it literally just feels nice dude, doing something actually fruitful and having results to go around and show people, be like "yeah I did this", you make something and it stays, you make yourself better and you stay better, and there's nothing more fun than being better at things than everyone around you
guys we are saved
>>79049546Why are you this fucking mad at being called out for having a better life than others
>>79049659BECAUSE THE POINT IS IM TRYING TO CONVINCE (You) to do SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
>>79049630better on whose metrics? who are we opposing? what happens if no one cares about the things u like doing? people are obviously miserable, they are on all kinds of pills, getting fatter by the day and killing themselves at ever higher rates. and people just keep telling themselves that more pills or more technology will solve these problems. but they only make them worse at this point. "the singularity" is actually just where technology stops making people any happier and they just stop giving a shit. the scale of the task, if u want to actually help people, is thus enormous...but i think everyone who disentangles from these things personally is doing their part in a little way.
>>79049665no you aren't, you're trying to convince yourself that there's no such thing as circumstances less fortunate than your own
>>79049665>>79049645its really hollow to say this in a world where skill and pride in the traditional arts means nothing and no one cares.
>>79049572Humble bragging chad faggot pretending that chad doesn't exist and anyone can be chad if they want to meanwhile people like us are living breathing proof that it's impossible
The perfect hegemony only has straight and gay people, everyone in-between is put to death.
>>79049937Because the straight people run society and produce kids which gay people require in order to molest and continue their existence?
theyre running society straight into the ground at the moment...
>>79049996The straight people produce more biomass to fuel the continuation of the species and the gay people are trained in elite institutions to steer the future of humanity free from the corrupting influence of women
does anybody wanna hug while shirtless
>>79049996Those would be bipedos. But you're allowed to think in accord of your own BPD wickedness in this imperfect world.
>>79050061me me me please me
>tfw no bf to hate women together
Hi shallow
>>79050371fembrained
>>79050419aren't all bottoms
bottoms are more cruel than any woman and i'm going to start taking my anger out on them
you're a wolf in sheep's clothing
I'm a sheep in no clothing at all bish
>>79051064leaking at the thought
