Ian and sprog edition
i think the earth is sacred and humans a parasite on its blessed surface that must be cleansed
>>79030119England goalkeeper Nick Pope was in the same class in school as Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman
>>79030174Couldn't believe that was true, but it is.
>>79030119It's a shame that the other breadington was deleted and we're stuck with this shite
>>79030228>this shiteWhat's shite about this thread? Especially compared to the other one which was an image of a cock
I went to a neighbouring school.We used to play Soham at Kwik cricket. Didn't realise Pope went to there though. Must have been a few years below me.
>>79030233Yeah but the cock was caged and the man was being anally milked. I'd rather see that any day over this weird bullshit I've never seen
>>79030119the posters above me are eccentric lads
In the lore archives, there is a schedule of poley's DNP regimen from 2016, exactly when and how much was taken, and the weight loss that resulted.
>>79030293>In the lore archives, there is a schedule of poley's DNP regimen from 2016, exactly when and how much was taken, and the weight loss that resulted.fascinating
Occasional reminder that Ian Huntley isn't just this mythical gimmick, he's a real person in a prison cell right now at HMP Frankland. Probably asleep, having a dream about eating sausage and mash at a cafe in Grimsby as he gets his front 2 tyres changed.
frankly mr Huntley i want your daughters cunty
my dreaming mind is psychically connected to Ian Huntleyhelp
>>79030308She's quite attractive. The roastie on Loose women quietly seething at herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwlFLvCywU
>>79030318Tonight you'll dream that Ian Huntley is changing your tyres at 'Huntley Autos', you'll walk in, see him, want to leave but all of a sudden realise the exit is on the other side of the garage and he's blocking you in
This is the breadingtonThe breadingshire, even, arguably
Ian Kevin Huntley (aka Ian Nixon)
half eleven on a saturday night alone, real fucking loser posting hours :_;
There I was. How did I get myself into that situation again? Looking into the eye of the beholder; an obese slag's arsehole about to splat my sweating face with hot and rancid diarrhea.
Apparently Ian doesn't want to meet his sproghttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13777691/ian-huntley-daughter-meeting-refused-soham-murders.html
Joker 2 was womfy af, fuck the critics. Lady Gaga is a beautiful Goddess and I want to worship her.WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN
>>79030419Kermode gave it a positive review, shall download it when it's available.
>>79030419Even more evidence that you are a complete and utter fucking mong.
>>79030419Lad, the gaslighters were at it earlier. I made this post>>>/pol/483854882then minutes later someone suggests I visit a 2nd hand bookshop>>>/pol/483854935
>>79030435Kermode is a chud.
OH WHEN THE SAINTS ON WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING INI WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBERWHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN
i struggle to tell when one film ends and another begins. can i watch Joker 2 after seeing Napoleon?
Ngl she captured my heart in this film. Yeah, I'm a simp.My queen <3
some fucking bird literally just scree-haw! you have no idea lads horrifying
Memes aside, Joker 2 isn't actually bad film, definitely not deserving of all the negative reviews on social media. I think it was decent, the acting was good, the singing scenes weren't as cringe as I thought they'd be and Lady Gaga was sexy af. Sure, it's not got the incel propaganda of 2019, Joker actually gets pussy in this film but the plot is interesting enough and the ending is powerful. I'm going to be in the minority and give this film a positive review, haters gonna hate I suppose.
Stepford Wives is still the go-tothink the poster gives it away a bit
WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN
>>79030639OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MAAAAAARCHING INNNNNNNN
>>79030587>ending is powerfulso Joker being raped and killed and him not being the real joker is a good ending? Mongboy.
>>79030419Did you like the part where he got raped?
>>79030726>so Joker being raped and killed and him not being the real joker is a good ending?Pic related
>>79030733Did I like it? Not particularly but I understand why it happened.
Joker 2 is literally writers/producers sticking 2 fingers up at young, atomized males who empathized with him in the first movie. Sad to think the kind of guys they're mocking praised it
>>79030747>I wouldn't get itFuck off fuck face. I probably watch way more kino than you. Todd Phillips is a hack and always has been, he didn't even want to make a Joker 2. He intentionally made it as shit as possible as a fuck you to all the incels who loved the first one.
>he still doesn't get it
Wutted again womfily
God I wish I had a psycho/mentally ill gf so badly.
>>79030419always knew you were an npc
cor, love that everyone's this excited about a film.it's not for me but it's for you. and that's lovely imo.
...the sun never shines on this city...they should call it...moonderland........
>>79030918Trip on you pants shitting mongboy.
Necking some leftover warlic bread.
>>79030587hope you wore your nappy to the cinema- wouldn't want any embarrassing accidents now would we?
>>79030999Phwoar. Did you have a few jars before the film then, lad? Don't listen to these other mongs, you're always better making up your own mind about films. I've liked films people have said are shite and vice versa. We all are own critics in life. x
>>79030999Not on the wooze tonight?
can't stand making my own mind up on things. like being told what to do/think/feel, me.
>>79031008Yeah, I had a few jars before the film. Had a wovely meal as well.>>79031010Having a wud now with me warlic bread but that's it. Feel too bloated to drink tonight.
>>79031022You'd do well as my cockslave, lad. You looking for a master? I provide room and board.
>there are warnings of gales in LundyI'm thinking womfy
>>79031035There has been some gales blowing out me arse this night I tell you that. Shouldn't have had beans on toast for dinner.
Very womfy right nowDin-din kicking in Wapucave warm while it's cold as shit outsideGonna lie down again stat
>smackhead mate randomly messaging me to brag about buying somethingKinda tempted to block him desu.
>>79031080You have a lot of smackhead mates, lad. They seem like right fucking melters. How many items does he have? Bet not as much as are Mark.
>>79031029think i've made my mind up on the first thing ever, cheers for that push.
Ruth's tuppence will be getting a good pummelling from Jermaine's nine incher right about now
>>79031212I'd like to strip her naked, tie her to a bed and lick her pussy for 24 hours straight.
>>79031098This one is usually skint all the time, probably why he makes a big deal out of buying shit.
>>79031233Surely you'd want to stick it in rather than just lick it?
Skint now, done me bollocks in. Me mac-macbook will have to go next. Need to get some help with me gam-gam-gambling.https://youtu.be/lzrXqWPi9Wo?si=e0zsvMIg_yctzDAE
>be smackhead>finally buy shiny thing>buzzin to tell mate>he's a dickhead about it;_;
>>79031342Life's better when you don't wamble x
can women be autistic?
>>79031655Yes, just look at Liz Truss
>Liz TrussCorr and I mean corr
Pic didn't post. It not right.
Yeah, I'm 6 days no wuttingtons and 2 weeks no wokey. It lovely.
Finished off the story quests in Fortnite, easy stuff really. Think I'll have one or two more games then calling it a night. No hangover for me in t' morning.Cheers x
might start drinking more water, see how that works out for me
>>79032273Don't we all lid, don't we all.Too much wuffering in this cruel world.
>>79032333nah i used to work with a lad like that, nothing got in the way of his minimum water intake lel, i just feel id be doing myself a favour by swapping some soft drinks with good old water
>>79030274Agreed. /britfeel/ in general is enragingly autistic and weird. It needs more porn
I go beddingtons now. Life's womfier when you stay in your own lane. Nighty night.
Do NOT talk to me until my water bottle is below THIS line.
might jump in bed and listen to the apocalypse iceberg, get nice and womfy
and its started raining aswell, womfort just went up at least 15%
>>79032963whats wrong with today?
Today is the big day. I'm going to suck a grindr BBC. Wish me luck.
In the theme of tonight's bread, films everyone loves that you hate: Casino. Complete borefest.
Kinell the areolas on this bizzitch
Hey Ruthmong, life is what you make it!
Just got up didnt i, i did didnt i yes yes
/britfeel/ is the last bastion of nonconformism
Roit den, plan for today, in order:>get out of bed and have Special K brekkie>watch how ridiculous videos on YT for an hour>go to Aldi for weekly shopping>watch Villa - United on le tele>play Skyrim with survival mode>have a wank and sleep
>>79034056Boring.No Grindr BBC? I hope your wank session includes anal play at least.
>>79034056>Special K brekkieCocaine and ketamine for brekkie?
Shops should be closed on sunday, very unchristian to have them open.
Heckin crazy nightHopefully lots of sleep to recover
balding gay man talking about sleep again
>>79034369What are your thoughts on the P. Diddy scandal?
Having the coffee now
>>79034656Was about to have some, but found out that my milk has only gone and gone off hasn't it?! Fucking farcical mate.
>>79034680Milk gone off? Proof?
>>79034427He's jealous he wasn't invited to the parties as a free use twink.
Am making coffee too de lads.
>work on a Sunday >Can't write tickets for 99% if stuff until 12:30Basically walking around doing fuck all for 4 hours
Am ill me, need help
>>79034795Ah the wonders of the modern English economy
>>79034835Make a tea with chopped raw ginger root, a big spoon of manuka honey and half a fresh squeezed lemon. I recommend this to everyone lad complaining about being ill. It tastes like shit but really does do the trick.
>>79034879Hope that missile attack wasn't too frightening last week. At least you got some time off work
>>79034369any BBC involved last night?
>>79035044Looks like the rock though desu schmesu
>>79035088And brown/black women prefer white men
Ruthmong might like this coverhttps://youtu.be/lU54u-8rUSU
>run BNWOlad.exe
>run insult_ruthmong_routine.exe
>>79035173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGyMVP2fpYMThoughts on melanie?
Can anyone give any persuasive arguments as to why 'independence' doesn't just mean 'money' in real terms?I swear whenever I hear someone say 'independence' I just replace it with 'money' in my head and everything makes way more sense. You need to be independent and live on your own = to be able to live on your own you need money.
Dollycunt has brought back the run .exe routine from a few years ago then
>Shippy_dolly.exe failed to run>Brown_sprog.exe failed to run>Zimmylad.exe failed to run>Wagie_V_NEET.exe failed to run>TFW no gf.exe failed to run>Tranners.exe failed to run>Personality_drama.exe[Retry] --[Abort]?
>>79035191thoughts on madeline?https://youtu.be/jjt55VeEGEA
>>79035195>Dollycunt has brought back the run .exe routine from a few years ago thenand you'll be here to read_it_all_little_lad.exe
https://youtu.be/IGyMVP2fpYM?t=288>Still waiting on a gift from my dad who I haven't seen yet>he usually gets me something big >he'll get me a big gift to impress mewhats she getting?
>Left the portable oil radiator on overniteFackin ell phwoar
>>79035244really boggles the mind doesn't it
The Bloomburrow set looks extremely womfy. Best expansion in years. Will have to grab meself a few boxes of it.
>>79035227>Zimmylad.exe failed to runI'm here lad, just lurking. Or do you mean someone was trying to impersonate me or something lol?
>>79035195Quite a big saddo, constant spam, lashes out at anybody, jelly of posters that get attention. Must be a bad life to turn somebody like this.
>>79035254>I'm here lad, just lurking. Or do you mean someone was trying to impersonate me or something lol?fascinating
>>79035275>Quite a big saddo, constant spam, lashes out at anybody, jelly of posters that get attention. >Must be a bad life to turn somebody like this.wow really?
>>79035276>fascinatingsad
>>79035284>wow really?you're not fascinating.
CBA today, might just stay in bed and watch my favourite apuplostation film "spacula goes to warlem"
>this entire threadfascinating
>>79035291>you're not fascinating.riveting
>>79035311>rivetingenthralling
*opens up thesaurus in new tab*I'm here all day btw
*doesn't have to open the thesaurus*I might nip to the shop later.
When Chad gazes at women, they feel flattered.When sub-Chads gaze at them (which they're not meant to), they feel "stare-raped". They dress themselves up for Chad and only Chad is meant to enjoy the sight of them, hence "rape" when a sub-Chad partakes in observing a display which was not meant for him in the first place.In a woman's mind, all of this makes "sense".
>>79035333>When Chad gazes at women, they feel flattered.>When sub-Chads gaze at them (which they're not meant to), they feel "stare-raped". >They dress themselves up for Chad and only Chad is meant to enjoy the sight of them, hence "rape" when a sub-Chad partakes in observing a display which was not meant for him in the first place.>In a woman's mind, all of this makes "sense".based and redpilled bro
>>79035248Ayyy, based fellow mtglad. Love bloomburrow as well, looks great. Thoughts on the recent commander shitfest?
my dad's harder than your dad
Some of the posts I hide may be intelligent, or have something important to say, but in the words of the great explorer Vasco de Gama, maan I ain't fucking with reddit spacing users.
Got steaming as a rocket last night. Barely ate fuck all either. Spent all morning spewing up bile. Feel like absolute shit.That being said I'm getting a proper fresh start anon style
>>79035368He's hard when he sees my dad, because yer da's a poofter.
>>79035382That plant in the corner on the table looks very out of place. Odd interior design choice.
>>79035392You're likely a fudge packer
When the Ayatollah clutched the AK's muzzle during his friday sermon, i felt that. Very martial and kinographic imagery, all politicians should do this during their speeches just on principle.
>>79035402>all politicians should do thisThis, but turn the gun on themselves and blast the top of their heads.Treacherous scum they are.
>This is how all politician's speeches will look like 500 years from nowKino innit...
>>79035031Actually unironically yes until the long hours
Lots of unknown random people on youtube all of a sudden talking about how the UK is in heavy decline, how they are looking to leave, how it's a shit country, how there's no future since the trajectory we're on is bad and not changing etc.Even normies are starting to grasp that the country is fucked. You love to see it.
https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1842601300070224243
SEASIDE UPDATEMorning uploafshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmbhLebVbaU
I farted, and now it stinks
>>79035467Sadly the conclusion most of them seem to come up with is limited to surface level 'muh tories, muh austerity' and most of them won't even touch the issue of the population being replaced with third worlders who hate us and just view the country as an economic zone to loot
He being tracked https://youtu.be/EmbhLebVbaU?t=569
>>79035487>Morning uploafsfascinating
>run SSM_routine.exe>run auditor_routine.exe
>run command line routine
Need to go through the other thing still
>>79035534>Veitch loves his women on the young side. 22 and 43 when they were first on camera. She decided to have a sprog by him too.riveting
>cookies?>>79035487lovely 2 hour uploaf toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gWQGixkrmU
He can use his arse towel to clean the worktop too. Well you don't need to buy a second towel then do you?
>run seasideDOLLY.exe
>>79035564Must be hard having to wash your arse in the sink. He never asked to be born.
>run veitch_is_a_nonce.exe
>>79035563>2 hours of him pondering buying new lens for his cameraChrist
>>79035589>Veitch's ex Stacey says he was with a teenage girl back in his 30sGood, that's healthier for the sprog.
>>79035613>who likes them youngwhy is that a bad thing?
Damaged my kneenibbaNo running today >fascinating
>>79035613>Unfortunately part 3 is removed because Veitch filed defamation against it. He's trying to hide the fucking reality of himself. He's a bully, a narcissist and a woman abuser who likes them young. Lucky he hasn't got his head kicked in yet.fascinating
Hehe what if fascinating poster is actually other poster hehehe
>>79035638He likes young tuppence.
>>79035655Ruthmongs mind isn't fully developed at 32.
He's really been enchanted by the 'fascinating' gimmick, hasn't he? Tickled if you will.
>>79035655Stacey is a misandrist. She made it clear in her video by saying MEN like him and other MEN.MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN
Two article headlines, both basically "for the first time in a generations brits have been getting shorter/less intelligent".Wrong. Brits aren't getting shorter or less intelligent, it's just the average has been dragged down by third worlders who are shorter and less intelligent.
>>79035699~90% of the time the headline is not indicative of the story.
SEASIDE UPDATEBreakfast updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF8Idpm1OF4
>>79035709Surprised he's using a plate.
went in cex traded game in then went back in bought ocarina of time on n64 just so i could have more social interaction with a cute girlchecked out the planned spot for my future suicide and its a nogo unfortunately i could climb the wall and jump down on to the train tracks and maybe die from the fall but no way of knowing when a train is coming so i can get the double whammy of also being run overfall aint big enough for me to want to rely on just the fallgonna have to rethink it
>>79035712For me? It's taking a dive from a multi-storey car park and hopefully landing on some cunt and taking him out too.
>Wales kicks off year-long Black history celebration with major Cardiff eventBlack people make up 0.89% of the population of Wales. This is the highest it has ever been and obviously this percentage has spiked in the past 5-10 years. Historically the black population of Wales was little more than a rounding error in the demographic statistics.But for some reason there must be a year-long 'black history celebration'. For what? There has never been a black person in Wales who has ever done anything of note. Also, once the year-long event is over, are they just gonna do another one for next year? Never ending black history celebration for history that doesn't exist.Black history life.
He's getting mad at things that have no impact on his personal life again.
>He's getting mad at things that have no impact on his personaI life again.
Pink Hole, Black Willy
>>79035752>Who's that?Some shut in incel that comes here most days to shit up the thread. Nasty lad. You're better off not knowing him.
>>79035709>>79035563Those cast iron pans he bought. You're supposed to wipe them down with oil or some shit or they start rusting if you use water like he did.
>>79035709>Breakfast updatefascinating
>Ruthmong_routine.exe 100% CPU
>>79035814Yes indeed it is my lid
>>79035815>Tyrants arresting a mentally ill man. Not right is it? Now at least AB is a genuine auditor unlike Veitch.riveting
>>79035645>He likes young tuppence.>>79035655>As Stacey says a girl's mind isn't fully developed until 25.>>79035664>Needs a USB stick check.>>79035670>Ruthmongs mind isn't fully developed at 32.>>79035678>Veitch loves putting young women in dangerous situations.>>79035694>Stacey is a misandrist. She made it clear in her video by saying MEN like him and other MEN.>MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN>>79035743>Unfortunately there's too many woman abusing men like him around. That's why women generalise all men.enthralling
Low quality sunday posting is it.
>>79035783Aye he's a retard isn't he.
Had another one of those moments where I was just walking down the street, fairly muted, not really thinking about all that much, and then out of nowhere a britfeel gimmick entered into my mind and I was taken by uncontrollable paroxysms of laughter. Keeled over a bit, tears in my eyes.This time it was the 'fascinating' gimmick. Never really liked it, occasionally got a chuckle, but yet again an gimmick has come out of nowhere in my subconscious and my me nearly wet myself with laughter.
Corrr nearly 3 hours of Mark uploafs to catch up on. I'm being spoiled today.
>>79035892>you lads seen THAT video yet?
Cuppa wofvefe for me now de liddingtonsIs it not
all women have boyfriendsdont get how you get a gfthyeve literally all got boyfriends
>running HHL_routine.exe
>>79035942u have to beat bf in a fight
Being rich is the only thing that matters. If you're rich you can get a gf, live a life of leisure away from scum chavs and BAMEs, enjoy high class restaurants and hotels.Being rich is the ONLY thing that has ever mattered.
>>79036005>Being rich is the only thing that matters. If you're rich you can get a gf, live a life of leisure away from scum chavs and BAMEs, enjoy high class restaurants and hotels.>Being rich is the ONLY thing that has ever mattered.ok
If you don't find a gf before education (school, college, uni) is over, you are quite simply fucked de lids.
>run tfw_no_gf.exe>run demoralisation_routine.exe
i wont lie. i do secretly enjoy the smell of my farts.
>>79036022I have 12 friends from school who are still alive (one died). Two of them got gfs in sixth form and are still together with them. The rest of us have never had a relationship so far as I can tell. It's really fucking fucked up.
you know whatds crazy abolut mwe biuyign OoT 64? i dont even own a n64what th fuck waste of money inatintreally need to kill msyef
theres no way ot get a gfwhy? because i dont know anyg irlsthats why you cant get one if you didnt get one in school and stuffno one knows anyonewhat do you do? go to work, go homeeven girls outside, so what? you dont know them and theres no way to talk to them aside from cold approaching for a number which wont work because why the fuck would it? they dont know anything about you and youre obvbiously desperateso your potions are girls at work, which is very limited anyway
Russian anon hereDo you guys even get to elect your prime ministers? I started hearing about that guy Keir a month ago and wondered who dis fag is. Went to google and i turns out he's the new pm and the pajeet is gone, even doe i hadn't heard of any impending elections in bri'ain
>>79036057>no one knows anyoneI think it really depends where you work. If you work in a minimum wage retail jobs it's unironically easier to make friends or find a gf. When you're in a career type job (programming for example), your entire office is just men lol
>>79036071>Do you guys even get to elect your prime ministers?No. Democracy is a sham used to keep plebs distracted, and to make them feel like they take part in deciding who runs the country.Politics is a scam, there's no trustworthy/decent politicians, it is bread and circuses.
>>79036085That's weirdWho else do you get to elect then? I'm guessing city mayors
>>79036071The political system here is a joke. Literally it's a big joke. It makes ZERO difference what colour tie the people in power wear, they all want the same things it's just a question of getting there by driving the speed limit or getting there going 143 mph. Labour is rabidly unpopular. They didn't win the election, it's just that the Tories lost. Voter turnout was 59.7% and of that Labour won just 33.7% of the vote aka they only won 20.1% of the entire possible votes across the UK and they still won a majority government because our voting system is insane and designed to entrench a two-party (really a mono-party) system.England is not a first world country, not any more.
>>79036106I don't think mayors, but MP's for the areas we live in.As I said, it is done to fool the pleb class. They think they make a difference. A shitter "leader" comes, and people bitch and moan, whilst hoping the next shitty leader won't be as shitty.Surrounded by fucking idiots licking the soles of the boots that trample on them.But hey, NEXT TIME, amarite.
Me? ive never voted and i don't plan to So far, every single prick that has "promised" to fix things, has fucked everything up and strolled off into the sunset with a fat bank accountThey are all gremlins, fuck the lot of them
>>79036146This, never voted and never will. I find the idea of democracy insulting desu.
>>79036136>The political system here is a joke.Not him but, it is worldwide, because politics is a scam.
>>79036136Eeeh at least you get to choose the speed limits lolIn Russia it's Vlad the Monke & Co. and no one else since 2000, the other parties exist solely to create an illusion of democracy
This hangover kicking my arse de lids. Usually power through no bother but am struggling..
>>79036163>to create an illusion of democracyFor the internal observer that is
Need me some vallies crosslad style. That would sort me right out.
>>79036150No. Politics is mostly a scam, but there are places around the world with actual real functioning political systems which are beneficial for the country. Singapore, Japan, Iceland, Switzerland, Botswana, Rwanda, El Salvador, the Gulf states etc. all have functioning political systems - ranging from democracy to absolute monarchy - which overall are beneficial for the people of the country. By contrast, most western nations' governments are actively hostile towards their own people.>>79036163If your choice is being forced to eat a bowl of shit in ten minutes or a bowl of shit in 30 minutes isn't really much of a choice though, is it? I am not exaggerating when I say that the government of the UK is openly and actively hostile to the interests of its citizens.I don't pretend that Russia is a paradise, it's obviously not, but there are certain things which Vlad has kept in line. Most people own homes in Russia, the economy is generally treated for the long-term, energy prices are cheap, police will actually arrest criminals etc.I am not allergic to strongman governments. My personal opinion is that which governs best is the most legitimate. I don't care what system that looks like.
SEASIDE UPDATEAfternoon uploafshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K2jDN8d2W4
>>79036226I can happily watch a 2 hour uploaf while wfh but i draw the line at wasting weekend time watching that bollocks
>>79036191>By contrast, most western nations' governments are actively hostile towards their own people.Our government (as most), only care about the interests of their financiers. Why would they truly care about the people of the country?I never really hated the people of this country, but the last 5 years has changed that.
>>79036267I just read 1st line of the riff ratz uploads and it tells me everything i need to know
>>79036267He's off to the shops to buy data so he can stream his music down sandord lane later on. He out of pocket just to entertain the SSA.
>>79036284Cheers lad, i might tune in for a sandford lane livestream. Proper kino them.
>>79036267don't watch his videos at all can't imagine how low iq you'd need to be to find him funny or entertaining
Dont have a hangover cause I dont drink poison
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/ssm/what a life
Sunday so far >woke up >edged due to morning glory >hit shoulders and arms at the gym >cum home >eat brunch >shower>cry to all my happiness is gone by purple mountain now watching deadpool and wolverine cheers x
>>79036303Same lidI just smoke the ol jazz cabbage
>>79036332seen it
>>79036332Thought you had left this place for good Footlad.
>seansmallcockCan we confirm if this is HHL's twitter, lads?
>>79036352>Can we confirm if this is HHL's twitter, lads?wow
Just laid out a nasty shit my lads.
>poo poo post kek howl scream crease
Sorry about the picture of my shit that I just uploaded. I don't know why I did that.
>>79036351I like to pop in and see how bad it is. you know like dystopian tourism. like rolling through some shithole and going WOW it is grim here. still I love my lads cmbyname and lollers and angela always I hope lollers is enjoying his new Job and Angela lad isnt wanking too much to Angela white new porn dvd hehe x Oh and that cmbyname lad new gf is loving him right and now he will have someone to travel Italy with <3
Pre-ordered that Arrow Video J-Horror Rising box set, did I not?
>>79036405Not him. I just come here to see what part of the train wreck is playing out. Like watching SSM doing one of his routines on his uploafs. /britfeel/ is my lolcow entertainment you could say.
>>79036405Can see why you spend less time here when its just the same 10 autists posting their gimmicks.
>>79036500Not him but, so you're saying you're a gimmick spamming autist? You did just say it's 10 autists posting their gimmicks.
Not reading posts with pointless reddit spacing, is not a gimmick.
>>79036523I have dabbled in gimmicks in my time, but rarely post here now.
>>79036523>Not him but, so you're saying you're a gimmick spamming autist? You did just say it's 10 autists posting their gimmicks.>No U xD
>>79036551He done you lol
Is it really over if you didn't find your high school sweetheart? What are the odds of people falling in love in their 30s and beyond?
>>79036576>He done you lolPWNT xD
>>79036581met my gf when i was 32, working in an amazon warehouse no less
One of them lying in bed all day pozzed kind of day
Did you know that DVDlad is Indian? He literally admitted it lol!
>>79036581Yes it's over. Join me in suicide.
Not an autist but I post a lot of gimmicks that is true.
Do the Chika bald post, we all bored
>>79036594>met my gf when i was 32, working in an amazon warehouse no lessStory time lad? Are yous in deep love together?
Chika is losing his hair, wonder what his bf thinks about this.
>>79036596>Did you know that DVDlad is Indian?fascinating
>>79036581>be me>last gf at 18>tfw 34>never bothred to get another gf>its far too late now>"ANON you need to get your self a gf before its too late! haha"Its over, going to be very hard to explain to anyone why gave up on dating for 16+ years tbqh
>run DVDladbrownskin.exe
>>79036620>was a lazy, dorectionless neet for about 10 years>ruthmong style but less feeling sorry for myself and i still had shoes and just wasnt as much of a cunt in general>got sick of it, searched for warehouse jobs, first one that came up was amazon>started working there, not as bad as everyone says>meet some genuinely nice people there and a qt romanian lass>work wasnt great but always had a laugh with people there>while im working there im taking HGV lessons because i cant afford to move out with amazon pay>swap numbers with the QT, flirt alot at work but dont start properly getting upto anything until i leave>make it official about 2 months or so after ive left thereand thats pretty much it desu, got a comfy hgv job but not for amazon luckily, shes still there, we see each other normally once a week on fridays and its all currently sunshine and rainbows, oh and i should mention at some point while i started working there i got /fit/, not just from warehouse toil but i went running on days off too, enough to get rid of my belly and small manboobs at least
>>79036625My hairIine is none of your business chuddy
>>79036671That sounds nice that lad. How did you flirt with her? I'm 32 and pretty much useless when it comes to women. I want to fall in love with someone but I'm a pussy. At least you escaped the 10 year neet hellhole.
>>79036695from what i remember it was her who started flirting with me at first, i hadnt had a gf or any real attention from women for over 10 years at the some so i didnt know wtf i was doing, it was normally just any random flirty jokes or comments, and after the first time we kissed id slap her arse if no one else was around to see, bitches love an arse slap
>>79036678The longer you avoid posting a pic the more we will speculate and it will only go in one direction.
>>79036715> i hadnt had a gf or any real attention from women for over 10 years at the some so i didnt know wtf i was doingRelatable. I think I need to get a new job. My job in the office is all sales men. The only woman is an admin who is married with kids. I literally haven't met a single new woman in over 10 years I think.>and after the first time we kissed id slap her arse if no one else was around to seeCoorr that's good that lad your confidence must have risen massively after that
Wagie humiliation rituals. Grim.https://old.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/comments/1fxce2v/what_is_the_worst_interview_process_youve_been/
>>79036751Wasn't even me who posted that. And you can think what you want my lid.
>>79036753any places where you can socialise there? even go for a few pints with the lads? if not then yea a new job, change of scenery can be good for you sometimes>>79036753it was desu, still had imposter syndrome for a bit when i was doing anything at all with her, still get it every now and again if we go out on a date actually
>This time tomorrow we are going to find out what reforms labour are going to impose on the benefit system.
>>79036751>The longer you avoid posting a pic the more we will play make believe and it will only go in one direction.FTFY champ
I shidded n' sharded me self
Chika has more hair on his back than on his head
stop bullying my mate cheeka
>>79036775>any places where you can socialise there?Sadly not mate. My only hope is quitting and finding a job where there is a better balance of men and women. >>79036775>it was desu, still had imposter syndrome for a bit when i was doing anything at all with her,Nah I reckon you're fine lid. You pulled a girl that means you're attractive to someone. That should be a huge confidence boost.
>>79036801Not him but, speculation and make believe are the same thing.
>>79036751why would anyone want or need to prove anything to a few childish online wankers that never matured past the school playground?
For me? It's deenz
>>79036839>Not him but, speculation and make believe are the same thing.So is LARPing, but it doesn't sound a pathetic as playing make believe or playing lets pretend
Feeling pozzed, aren't I
>>79036849>sound a patheticYou Italian
Cheeka is Indian, calling it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmlKeMyXpCUCute. CUTE!
Ordered OoT manual, and a case from customgamecases. Will look fucking cool on my shelf bros. This stuff cost more than the game cartridge itself wtf?!
Totally white me. The quarter German part is sus though.
>>79036868You can fink whatever you like my laddy
Might get into rotmaxxxing ruthmong style
Do girls actually make you happier or is it just lies? I see men in relationships that look exhausted. Why is it we want a relationship so badly when we are single?
>>79036905>>79036907Very suspect. An image drops the cooldown to 30 seconds, but this is 19 seconds between 2 posts by supposedly the same poster.
>>79036913I have a gf and a sprog and im happy
>run impersonating_personalities.exe
>>79036920>I have a gf and a sprog and im happyfascinating
>>79036907Fake chika got busted, haha.Who's next for sadsack to pretend to be?
>>79036940Did he hit a nerve there, sprogless wagie?
Transwomen are women. Chuds get the rope.
Corr stirring up an imaginary battle of the sexes now.I'm guessing wagie v NEET won't be too long away now.
I am happy being a sprogless wagieAm I not
My father likes to send me voice message
Im not happy being a wagie. I don't want a sprog but I do want someone to cuddle at night.
>running sprogged_v_sprogless.exe>running wagie_v_NEET.exe
>>79037030You spam and stir shit as much as the people you're claiming to fight against.Wouldn't surprise me to find out you're posting it all.
NEETs should be out picking litter
>>79037072>out picking litter
mark smells lke fish because of all the fanny he drowns in every day
>>79037072 I have a disability and standing/walking for a prolonged time is not possible for me.
>>79036786Mum still skimming 70% off your wagie vouchers? GRIM
There is literally no reason why a dosser could not be put to work either:>1) picking litter from 9-5 in their local area>2) doing data entry/mindless drone spreadsheet workThe era of the free lunch is over. You will work.
Called it, poor little sadsack is too easy to predict.
>>79037123There is literally no reason for you to have anal sex with men every night but you keep doing it
>White bump on limp came back again after 24 hoursLate-arriving parting gift from the exberg it seems like
WORKSHY Brits have been warned "welfare is not a one-way street" as the Government launches a blitz on sickness benefits."People have rights, but also have responsibilities. Welfare is not a one-way street."It is not fair on people to leave them on the welfare scrapheap for years on end."
>>79037136Who has upset you this time, babe?
>LimpMeant to write lip again ofcHello there??? Wofvefe clearly not kicking in yet lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZXedKJ8IVo
They should make a Japanese horror film about a pervert otaku who shrinks himself down to sneak in and live in his favourite idol's vagina only to become trapped and slowly die as he experiences cosmic horror only visible to the microscopic eye (in a vagina).
>>79037145>they can't even frame the situation without making dossers the 'victims' somehowAbsolutely pathetic. My prediction is that nothing will change in practice. We will still have millions of people simply choosing to live on benefits.
Not working my way down that post to read a gimmick.Easy to work out the shit as well. Pointless reddit spacing = shit so ignore it.
Inventing a bunch of meaningless monkey jobs for spakkers to do would probably cost the taxpayer more tbqh and a lot of them would just not show up and starve to death.
>>79037165Wagie lightbulb moment kek
>>79037123They should have to do the equivalent hours of their benefits at minimum wage but spaced out through the week to take up more of their time and with added compulsory job seeking (unpaid) throughout the day. That way they would be doing something productive 7 days a week, 10+ hours a day
Got to save a few million by punishing the people of this country so we can pump billions into helping forrins. Simple as.
That's it, play both sides, stoke the drama.I post with niggas, ffs.
>>79037200You see, I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top.
Two seconds of orgasmic bliss for a lifetime of carrying an STD with youThanks satan, very nice trade
>>79037178Wow they should make you prime minister lad maybe king you've put the world to rights here
In all seriousness this might probably just be a regular pimplebergDon't think it's an actual STD, it's been well over a fackin year at this point i've been with the wench
>>79037206Nah you're a shit stirring faggot hoping for drama to brighten your dreary day.
>wagie_v_neet.exe has crashed and needs to reload
Need to keep an eye on this, GPTberg sez if there's fever and chills coming on it might be some kind of infectionProbably the vaxxoids shedding their bullshit around everywhere they go
Promiscuous roasties are disease vectors.
They should send out emails and letters to every benefit claimant, telling them to either complete a mandatory form online or report to the job centre. Anyone who fills it in has shown themselves capable of working from home.Anyone who travels to the job centre can travel to work in a warehouse or litter picking.That then leaves a much smaller group who could be subject to more intensive investigationAnyone who ignores it would have their benefits automatically cut of course
>>79037257>spot the differenceThe toilet isn't an attentionfag.
motability cars should be painted so they're easier to identify
>>79037261Got the Sunday scaries again king?
End welfare.End international aid.Immigration moratorium.Remigration incentives.Dissolve the NHS.End devolution.Repeal TACPA.Sell of all social housing stock.Return to gold standard/dissolve the BoE.Enforce the law.Bring in three-strike sentencing.Triple prison capacity.Hang the paedos.Remove 'proportional force' requirement for self-defence of person/property.
Do you lads ever just sit there and cry about how messed up your life is?
Take that as a yes
>End welfare.>End international aid.>lmmigration moratorium.>Remigration incentives.>Dissolve the NHS.>End devolution.>Repeal TACPA.>Sell of all social housing stock.>Return to gold standard/dissolve the BoE.>Enforce the law.>Bring in three-strike sentencing.>Triple prison capacity.>Hang the paedos.>Remove 'proportional force' requirement for self-defence of person/property.
Are they talking about people on long term disability benefits like PIP and ESA or are they talking about Job Centre dossers?
Might have dinner early, hungry af
>>79037358What's the difference? Literally what's the difference?
he raging over footy in the rainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN3MdRD0Bxo
>>79037376Stop being a smart arse there's a big difference and far more hoops to jump through.
>>79037376One group are seeking work, the other group are unable to work due to disability.
>>79037313Why would any government stop aiding or welcoming foreigners?It is their main source of virtue.One quick way to make change, hold politicians accountable for what they say. Treat them like traitors, as it is what they are. They have betrayed the people of this country. Bring back hanging, but just for politicians until they change their ways. They don't fear anything, they get rewarded for lying and being deceitful.Hang the cunts, make a difference. Then go for the "news/entertainment" programmes, rope the management, leave them on the streets to rot as a deterrent.
Skidaadle skidoodle, the wapu tuggeth his noodle
When i felt that, i felt that.
>What's the difference? LiteralIy what's the difference?
Thinking about that juicy BBC
>>79037261my carer fills out the forms aka my bf
It's a nice slow Sunday for me. Feels good to not be dealing with a hangover unlike many are right not. Rather them than me.Might order a chinkies in later classic HHLs style.
How easy would it be to travel to Japan and arrange sex with a schoolgirl who is a tough gang leader during the night?
>>79037447what are some other HHL style things?
16:08 and still feel a bit rough desuThat's me off the drink til boxing day
>>79037485SamefaggingActing like a niggaYou know, the usual tripfaggotry
Wollocks truly done in todayVery unwomfy
>>79037485>shitting your nappy>pulling the spakker cord>using a spakker tray>watching THAT video>diddling kids at flamingo landetc.
>>79037447Love a good chinkies, me
>>79037485Retard jeans
>>79037502You forgot winding up wee lads like you
Trying to conceptualise how my next #whiteboimoment will play out.
>>79037502Had a nice crease and howl there
>>79037530Why not suck on one at 5am in front of your bf?
>>79037527Sean, this is just pathetic. At least put your trip on and own it. Nobody would hold it against you trying to defend your honour, but you throw all that potential respect down the fucking toilet when you turn off your trip to make it seem like there's some kind of organic wellspring of HHL defenders. There isn't. Nobody likes you.
>run HHLdolly.exe
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING INhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJJOgqctV9A
If the last 2 digits are a prime number I'll ring the red telephone >>79037539I post a lot of pro-HHL stuff and get accused of being him
Should have pre-ordered from HMV instead of directly from Arrow as apparently they sometimes have issues. Shieeeet. Live and learn.
Who me? Probably linux, you know?
Fink i'll try putting some ACV on that thang
Doing a hawk tuah on a Sunday roast dinner.
Nothing and no one can stop my lust for brown women. These mocha-colored kveens deserve BWC in their loife.
SSM hasn't been to Waitrose in a while
>>79037615>SSM hasn't been to Waitrose in a whilefascinating
>I post a lot of pro-HHL stuff and get accused of being him
>>79037608Going to get a chinless react for this one
>>79037539>>79037527>low res reaction image>filename is just a bunch of numbersYou would think after reading thousands of my posts (and you certainly have because you nothing else going on) that you would know that's not my style. I name all my files, every single one. Why? Autism? OCD? I don't really know but I find it makes it easier to find them.
>>79037633So it's impossible for you to have just gone on google and got a random image to post along with your sameswanning? Wouldn't not naming them be what you would expect from someone trying to sameswann?
Rain ruin karaoke nightIt not righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJCMydnWz0
>running personality_drama.exe
>the jump that saved the West
New thread please, chop chop!
So fucking tempted to add some sort of hidden instant glue or other barrier on that place these spastics always place their beer bottlesFink i'll fink of somethingEither way they're clearly not allowed to loiter around there so i'd be in the right either way
>>79037633Aye I just save the default name. Only ever rename if the names a duplicate desu
>>79037691why's he always leaping around
Grown man. Saves so many 4chan memes to his laptop that he has to rename duplicates.
>>79037705harder for snipers to aim
They are not even hiding it. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/tzaI5ceebcs
>>79037694I got you king NEW THREAD >>79037725>>79037725>>79037725
>>79037691Literal autism. This is the kind of kid that gets bullied. Now the richest man in the world who influences elections.Meanwhile the cool dumb neurotypical kids who just copied others peoples behaviour to seem normal are all stressed and fucked up.
>>79037694Fithy nigga, this isn't /pol/or /int/>>79037730Same nigga.
>>79037358Both by the sounds of it. They will probably change the work capability assessment to make it harder to claim LCA or LCWRA. By the end of the decade the government hope to move around 600,000 people that claim LCWRA off the benefit and get them into work. ESA is currently migrating into LCWRA so the DWP will be bogged down re assessing hundreds of thousands of people. PIP is already difficult to get and they will probably make it even harder to get or bring in the voucher based system that the tories was going to use.We will find out tomorrow whats going to be happening at 2:30pm in parliament.
>>79038071Not him but, they fucked the pensioners, now they're fucking the disability gang. Because they cost the system millions, and that system needs billions to waste on foreign wars and housing immigrants.
If they replace PIP with vouchers it'll honestly make my life worse.
