Womfy edition
>>79048766Much better thanks laddington
Yup this one is 4x better
New breadingham.....home
wandered off into outer /r9k/scary place, that
>>79048786Way too many 'femcel' threads for my liking
Big fan of this editon, will stay here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Wc8kJaPiI
Gunna open the window so I can hear the rain outside. Proper lashing it down.
>two competing threadingtonsCorr and I mean corr
Might order some sushi later today
Might get a bag in HHL style today
>>79048798The battle has already been decided de lid. It's a win for the womfy
i suspect people will gravitate more towards this threadand i say this as a big fan of pop musicdoes anyone else like pop music? looking for something along the lines of OMD/New Order, a bit 'cold' or gothy electronic stuff if anyone has any recommendations
>>79048814>a bit 'cold'
Imagine coming home from work and the maid is cleaning the fridge like this corrr
>>79048736You VILL lease ze 160k shared ownership 2 up 2 downYou VILL spend months waiting to get ze terminally leaky roof fixedUnd you VILL be happy
>>79048824Wouldn't mind nutting in her fartbox
>>79048824>cleaning the fucking fridge naked>probably cleaned his arse before filming>hands on floorAbsolutely fucking no
>>79048706Is that really his dad?
What do you lads think is the future of the UK?
>>79048822would recommend Cold Waves + Minimal Electronics to coldlads with samebrains
a black bastard wog general might be for you, but it is certainly not for me
>>79048850Indeed Arbroathy lassington.
>>79048846Approaching levels of fucked we couldn't possibly comprehend
>>79048850what game is this arbs?
>>79048850Nice name haha
>>79048846More forrinsMore bootlickingMore believing the next government will be different
>>79048872It's dark souls 3 lid
>>79048846i think more weird conglomerates will get their hooks in, we'll see 7-11 or summat pop up in retail parksa bunch of them will crash and burneveryone will get bored of trans issues, go back to race/religion, more skewed towards the Israel-Palestine conflict than the Taliban or whatever it was lastnothing exciting will happen, we'll just moan
>>79048881cor, three whole games. if i'm ever rich i'll sit and play these, mark my words.are they actually any good? i've heard of them, are they like Final Fantasy type games or more Morrowind type games?
Starting class: Minstrel>>79048854get in>>79048872>>79048881yeah it's DS 3 my leeeeeds>>79048878oh it lush and whateveryoneelsethinks-pilled
>>79048846More mongs like HHL and SSM and therefor more migrations because we need workers
>>79048838Would love to cream the bussy too lad >>79048841>Absolutely fucking noYou're more of a traditionalist and like to fuck in bed?
>>79048939Very nice, but the dude looking straight into the camera at me is making me feel gay
>>79048961They're both dudes. And two men having sex is gay anyway
>>79048939Guy on the left looks not white. Can you keep it to whites only please?
Yeah, we keeping things womfy today.Wooze? Wrugs? Wrama? It might be for you but it not for me.
too much vodka for the dark souls frontso im on that monomyth front now fighting slop wogs>>79048897all 3 are 50% off on steam atm, but skip 2 since it was made by a different team and actually feels more like a dark souls clone than an actual dark souls gamethat said the dark souls games are much more action orientated if you're not used to the combat, and there is an emphasis on patience with your attacks.good games though with a good atmosphere and you're free to build your character how ever you want
>>79048939>You're more of a traditionalist and like to fuck in bed?Gentle handholding and missionary with the intent of conceptionBut the fridge is sacred, keep it out of it
>>79048897Buy a Switch instead.
>>79049016all consoles are just computers now, aren't they?i know they always were, but back in the day you had PC vs console gaming. nowadays you can emulate Switch on PC, i think. i haven't even caught up with Wii, must be loads of gems.
>>79049036Please don't pirate Nintendo products, sir.
>>79048939Imagine shagging HHL like this
>enemy stuck on some sackscome on Michael you've been working on this game for 10 years man 'cken ellllll>>79049036nintendo has infected his brain, dont listen to him. buying a pc, especially these days is always the best option. seen the price of the ps5 pro? they must be joking>>79049070lad thats a disabled lad you're talking about
>>79049016Was thinking about getting a Switch take take with me for an upcoming holiday. Garn have a look in CEX tomorrow
>>79049081PC is the best option tbf yes. Then he can play Baldurs Gate 3 and join me in loving Shadowheart.
why does the Switch feel so brittle? i'm scared to play with it. fuck knows what that's like for lil sprogs, chucking stuff around.
Why can't I have a cute sissy trans gf who dresses cute during the day and sexy at night? Who loves to be little spoon and can't help but grind her hips into me, teasing my cock to life. Who delicately pushes my cock to her butthole, bites her lip and moans softly as she takes my hard cock head inside her.You know, the normal stuff.
>>79049098Gaming systems aren't designed for children any more, lads. They're designed for manchildren.
Did the square root of fuck all again today. Just another wfh day.
>>79049119what about manchildren chucking stuff around? that's even worse.
>>79049082don't spend holiday time playing nintendo slop
>>79049082Did he even play that Switch or did it go back to CEX unopened?
its nice buying things>>79049093but he can do that on pc and with NUDIE mods>>79049082awh, look how happy he is! same that wii only last him a few days s m h
>>79049108>Why can't I have a cute sissy trans gf who dresses cute during the day and sexy at night? Who loves to be little spoon and can't help but grind her hips into me, teasing my cock to life. Who delicately pushes my cock to her butthole, bites her lip and moans softly as she takes my hard cock head inside her.>You know, the normal stuff.IKTF lad
>>79049164PC first, Switch later. PC + Nintendo is the ideal combo.>>79049166For me? It's Jennatrap.
Did big liz say anything about bennies in parliament today?
>>79049150Its just for the plane and any train journeys really de lad>>79049159>>79049164Switch is long gone. Never saw him play on it once
Off to secure that Maccies classic HHL style.
For me? Blondelashes19.
i see now where these is an in game notepad and map marker because i came across the slot 2 days ago and forgot about it until now>>79049198yer back peddling already de leeeed. you know the truth, PC all the way, all the way all the way>>79049230he might get depserate enough with the darker night. we might see a bing bing wahoo lush soon enough>>79049234slop mong
BNWOlad, thoughts on this?
>>79049295Yep, that appears to be two men having sex.
15 quid, 13 hours that i mostly enjoyed. early access for the next 6 to 12 months. yeah i think it was worth it, hopefully it wont be in EA for too much longer.
>>79049385Couldve spent that time looking for a job
>>79049399my moral compass isnt aligned with those who pay to support pakis raping native children. so i cant workfunding nonces might be for youbut it certainly isnt for me
>>79049418That VAT you pay on supermarket products? Straight to the pakis lad. By that daft reasoning you also can't buy anything.
yeah proper robots u
>you pay less to a system you cannot escape? might as well pay a vast sum then
>>79049383>Yep, that appears to be two men having sex.Proofs?
>>79049437Yeah and you
If you pay tax, you are paying taxes towards child support, among other things. Maternity benefit or whatever idk. Anyhow, you're basically paying for the offspring of other men. Forced to be a cuckold by the state, even worse if you're an incel like me. Just think about it. You have no kids of your own, and never will, but you work to pay tax which goes to the offspring of other men.I simply cannot work in such a system. I refuse! Oh I'm also mental and might kill someone hoho. Yeah better not work me.>>79049435That's dumb. It's unavoidable, doesn't mean you have to go all in!>>79049293PC first (I paid for mine with my PIP backlog sum when I got it) but yes get a Switch. It's SOVL and comfy and you can have a nice gameshelf and collection.
Another tripfaggot vying for affection as per usual.Added to the ignore list.
>>79049476>That's dumb.No, what's dumb is not allowing yourself to earn far for money by working because of a principle you then break in other ways.
>>79048766AI slop has become the new norm. I preferred when drawings made in paint were posted more.
*necks this waccies**eyes roll to the back me head**smacks lips*Mhmmm oh yeah it lush and I mean LUSH. All on for free too.
Notice how the thread was nice all day, then as soon as it's evening and wagies start getting home, suddenly there's an influx of unniceness.
why would a man text me to let me know what porn he's watching?he's straight, is he 'experimenting'? am i meant to 'join in'?
>>79049510I made this a while ago. I did wonder when it would ever become relevant to post.
>>79049531Now do an AI version of this so we can all vote on which is better
arc fatalis does not auto save. lost about 40 minutes of my life i havetis what i get for falling for the auto save kikes in modern gaming i guess>>79049476i already have a ps2 with about 60 games. no need me a wii for meeeee>>79049507fuck off. what jobs do you expect disableds here to get paying 60 odd k a year?better off being on pip etcget tae fuck you westminster ghoul you>>79049529bitter ghouls stuck in traffic blowing off some seethe
i vote for the AI version
>>79049529I noticed this ages ago. That's why night time hours are always womfy af. No wagemongs and normies to shit it up as they're all asleep.
>>79049531Spat my Fristi out at this
>stuck in traffic blowing off some seethecan you be driving AND on 4chan? has technology made this possible??
Arbroathy do you have a driving licence?
>>79049558phoneposting ye>>79049569no i dont go anywhere. i dont even have a disableds bus pass or train pass thingyi dont like concrete
>>79049529>he has the means to get benniesReal normalfag hours
the only people allowed ITT are those with privately-funded carers who happened to not die in infancy/childhood
>>790495582008 calledTake me back
Why would you need to go anywhere when you can just come here and watch gay porn.
WHY ARENT MY FUCKING REPLIES POSTING
Is that cunt who lives in Old Town still here? What was his name?
Thinking of blowing my load in F1Ns mouth
>>79049627What is "Old Town"?
>>79049476>If you pay tax, you are paying taxes towards child support
>>79049636An area of Edinburgh which you'd have known if you'd have taken 2 seconds to Google it
>>79049641What bennies are you on lid?
smug cunts in London thinking they can take what little they give away from us while simultaneously robbing us of our natural resources? Oh did I forgot the funnelling of drugs our way? We'll see what happens.Ghouls.
>>79049627He lives in Glasgow now
>>79049648>Full of junkies and piss heads Yeah sounds like his scene
>>79049646None personally, but baby mama gets child benefit, more than I pay in tax
>>79049647Thought your dad was the local smack dealer tho?
>>79049646Full PIP lad because I have learning difficulties
>>79049660Which personality is 'baby mama' ?
>>79049667>Which personality is 'baby mama' ?Nubs
>having children Pretty noncey tbqhwyl
>>79049670I know her. Not from here though. For some reason she was very nice in video call, but turned into a horrid cow via text chat.
I cannot believe you pathetic twats are STILL talking about Nubs
>>79049670Most of us have shagged her
>>79049670I didn't even know she had a sprog
30 mins until I can go home innit gonna watch some Chainsaw Man and might have a wank
Grown man. Goes to fight in Syria. Comes back a tranny
>>79049661No, my father is a true and honest man.My step father was a drug peddler though. I got to go along to his drug deals in the middle of the night in the countryside. It were not lush, not one bit.>>79049693you have a nigger babytreacherous bastard you are
Who else here loves to meticulously pull skin off their fingers and hands?
i cant handle dungeon synthits too much
>>79049719dungeon synth is proper good. listened to it playing Classic WoW me. Was enjoyable
Off to take my eldest to footy training now corr
>>79049708Do not call my daughter a nigger you cunt
>can't post images in incognito anymore What the actual fuck?
>>79049729Sorry, I forgot only you're allowed to call her that when you and your wife role play.
Only nonces use incognito mode
You lads watching Labour: The Movie at 6.25pm on ITV?
>>79049725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyYOrvygOzAits okay in small dosesi prefer natural sounds thois WoW classic still going? i played it at launched and a bunch of us no lifed rep for that snow tiger mountit were lush until one of us turned out to be a darky Dutch wog, cunt kept asking me about white women in Scotland, said he wanted to visit. I called him a nigger and left the discord groupblack bastard>>79049729little black chaotic bastard
>>79049218Not seen anything when googling about it.
>>79049745Get fucked you disgusting fat pig
Thought there was to be an announcement on bennies today?
Grown man. Thinks he has spotted a specific poster. Flies into a rage
>>79049767Yeah, they're upping all our bennies by 10%. Oh it lush my leeed
>>79049627I lived in the New Town.>>79049651Ah yes famously no junkies in Edinburgh.
Im fucking annoyed. I'm going to wank to Baldurs Gate 3 SFM porn if I can find any good stuff. If not, I'll go for some pegging.
me? hand in my internet history to the rozzers every Monday morning. nothing to hide.
Oh great, another attention-seeking trip
>>79049774I wish, lad. More likely to cut them by 10 percent.
Been out of the loop. Have porn AI chat bots got any better?
>>79049747Why did you go to interfere in Syria?
punch a pillow? nah, just wank off to some 3D elf porn, that'll sort you right out.
punch a pillow? won't get me a gf
>>79049783Why in fucks name would you leave beautiful new town for shitty smelly glasgie?
>the sprog isn't yours
Grown man. Moves into a home. Moves out a few years later.
>cost of living crisis>climate emergency>housing crisis
Little arbroathies in a freezer
Sprog in a Lidl bag
Grown man. Wakes up in the morning. Goes to work most of the day. Gets home after ages in traffic. Spends what little free time he has being mean to strangers on 4chan. Goes to sleep. Does it again the next day. Thanks his boss for the privilege of being allowed to work.
Was devastated when I heard about Moni hanging herself desu...shouldn't have fucked with auto erotic asphyxiation
What's the difference between a black sprog and the shite from my arse?Lamented Shippy as he was fucking his fat black wife's too large areola tits.
>>79049846Poley dropped the tranny gimmick years ago lad
>>79049814The quality of housing is very poor in the New Town. Those old georgian townhouses look great from the outside but most of them are drafty as fuck and were converted cheaply into flats in the 1970s. Anywhere nice is almost impossible to get no matter how big your budget is. Every time we found a great flat, about 20 other people wanted it. Managed to easily find a big, amazing penthouse flat in the Merchant City. Moved from there now after a few years and now living in a big old house in the Southside. I really like Edinburgh but Glasgow has a lot of advantages on top of housing. The nightlife here is better, and the restaurant scene is a lot better with none of the tourist traps you find in Edinburgh. Plus I have a group of friends here and didn't in Edinburgh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBVwv4MsEwQ
A dress can't hide your stubble or your male shoulders, lad.
>go on uni discord>list of users on right>Activity>rich lad with some Steam porn game activity right at the topOh fuck I didn't know Discord broadcasted that shit
>>79049877Moni passes just fine. Explain that
Another anime tripswanner with the same opinions, abrasive personality and posting style as the other ones? Huh, wow.
>>79049885Does he? Show me a pic where he doesn't look like a man in a dress.
Not sure where this gimmick that I'm married has come from
Amazon already started inflating their prices so when they drop tomorrow it seems like a bargain.
>>79049861Fair analysis. I live in Polmont and it's similar.
My biggest fear is that one day I'll go under a general anaesthetic for some surgery or whatever and while delirious and recovering I'll blurt out that I love watching BBC sissy porn. Like there are vids of people high after their GA and they say embarrassing shit like that. I think I would kms if that happened to me.
>>79049861>and the restaurant scene is a lot betterYou wrote this part of the post first then thought "How can I really pad this out so that it seems like a throwaway comment buried amongst the rest of it"
>>79049855His wife has a hijab, so I'm told
paki bossminimum wagemaximum seethe
Cant believe poley is an antisemit
It was nice on the radio when it was monis birthday and the gang bought cards. Real good feel.
>>79049912Who are you taIking about lad?
>>79049913You can't believe an arab is an anti-semite? Is this your first day here on planet earth mate?
>>79049903Very niche fear that my lidI fear something similarAnother reason to avoid hospitals and doctors at all costs
totally not taking the pissno, not at allZimmy and Shippy love this lot they dobastardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrhqFm9vw1Q
>>79049917Ignore him lad, he sees his 'enemies' everywhere, like faces in the clouds. Then he decides to shout at them all thread long.
>>79049917>>79049929Did she strike a nerve lad
So which side are we supporting lads, Israel or Palestine? Do you think the bookies would accept a wager on who wins the war?
>>79049913She's not an Anti-semite, just an advocate for the palestinian people
>>79049939Israel could be hitting Gaza with a nuke every day of the week and the yanks would still give them everything. It isn't even a competition
>>79049903remember that video of that lad going 'reee' etc.bit of a laugh
>>79049939Does anyone with an IQ above room temp expect anyone other than Israel to benefit from the conflict overall? Honest question.
Sprog is only half black anyways
>>79049939Dont like either, hope they all die
>>79049939Palestine, from the river to the sea
>>79049960half too much imo
kikes, muzzies? me? im team my people. rest can fuck offsick of seeing so called nationalist wave that kike flag, the flag of a people that forged itself from the blood of our soldiersno comment on the muzzie flag being flown everywhere. hollow people>>79049960father of a nigger child
>run_impersonationroutine.exe
>>79049970Yet you risked your life to save brown sprogs in the desert
>>79049970Real shame about your mum lid, I mean, just imagine growing up with the indent in your skull being used as an ashtray by mummy
>>79049939as in, who do i personally/morally support, or who do i expect to win?
>>79049970How much of a cunt is it to get all achievements in DS3? Is it as bad as ds1 with weapon drops from the dark knights etc?
What a life eh? Comes to britfeel, seethes, goes to bed, repeats the next day.
>>79049995Both I suppose r kid
>brown_sprog_routine.exe initiating
Arbroathy's sprog is in the freezer waiting for the price of Etherum to hit $5,000 before it thaws
>>79050001and you come here to read it every day, no?
>IRGUN AND STERNGANG ARE B B B BAAAAAASEDCANT AVE BRI'SH NASHNULISM WIFFOUT WAVIN DA ISRAELI FLAG TO GET BACK AT THE WOKISTS MUZZIM EXTEEMISTSSSSSSSSSSS>>79049999corrr look at them numbers get inand their not so bad. the worst are the reputation items but it shouldnt take more than a handful of hours with the right gear and podcast/or music playlist
GET IN!Early little deal in Amazon. Mean Streets on Blu-ray by Second Sight down from 18 quid to 9.99.
>>79050020>Early little deal in Amazon. Mean Streets on Blu-ray by Second Sight down from 18 quid to 9.99.fascinating
>>79050019Do you think Jim Dowson would approve of you being a trannard?
>>79050027do you honestly think i give much of a fuck? im not a christian. thats a ME religion
Sunburnt poo in my greek hotel room
>>79050027Do you think Nick Griffin would approve of you having a black kid?
>>79050027No no, you don't get it, he's the based... *checks notes*... transsexual crossdresser who has sex with other men!
>>79050033Name on arbs, come on this is just pathetic.
>>79050039>transsexual crossdresser who has sex with other men
>>79050033Fuck sake lad, you had the same brand boxers as Cam
>>79050049fuck off not even my socks are that lgbt
>>79050033This is worryingly similar to my physique
>>79050037I think he'd favour that much more than being a trannard
>>79050033Glad to know your belly is slightly bigger than mine. Those legs could be mine though they are so similar
>>79050039>transsexual crossdresser who has sex with other men!Hot!!
>>79050004they're opposites though
>>79050037Do you think your dad would approve of you getting fucked by men?You also said a while back that your nob doesn't work any more so you're a full bottom. Literally your sex life at this point revolves solely around having your arsehole reamed out by cocks. Yikes.
Why doesn't Arbroathy have white sprogs?
>>79050052Cam copied me. Like father like son. >>79050069Keep up the consooming lid
>>79050095Did you not do biology at school lad?
>>79050095Infertile and can't get an erection. For all his whining about white bloodlines ending he willingly chose to end his own.
That was a nice wankington I just had. Really enjoyed that. Gonna go clean my teeth and get water.
>>79050100Yeah, Arbroathy could have used his penis to impregnate a woman, why didn't he?
your black bastard slop woglet isnt a one up on me being childless you fat retard. your little nigger goblin is causing and will cause our people so much chaos for decades to come its unreal
>>79049927Tony Blair's Britain.
>>79050119Why are you invested in another mans private life, lad?
>>79050132He's invested in mine as you can see two posts above yours
Grown man. Grotty little pebbledash house in Arbroath. Seething with rage. Smashing the MDF furniture to pieces.
Imagine living in this shithole of a townhttps://www.google.com/maps/@56.5670576,-2.5768431,3a,75y,247.43h,92.69t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sBwDO9MBjyEfpyQkk90Y6rA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DBwDO9MBjyEfpyQkk90Y6rA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D239.57626%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409
Shippy is rattled, oh aye
>>79050362its too white for him
>>79050362He does this whenever anyone calls his brown daughter names. Pathetic
>>79050347Not very nice of you to dox her, lid
>>79050376Didn't dox, Arbroath is literally in his name
A happy modern and progressive forward thinking British family
>>79050347That's pretty dire ngl, even for the UK. Also confirms my theory that pebbledash housing is for scum.
Scottish trannard is going ballistic, it'll be another trip to IKEA soon
>>79050384You linked to a specific address
>>79050404That isn't Arbroathy's address
>>79050389Is this the famous 'baby mama' ? Yikes.
>>79050347Looks alright to me desuJust the sky is a bit grim
Currently sat in his grim little pebbledash house wearing a skirt, padded bra and wig.
>>79050389Why does Greg look so gormless in every picture?
Cat's been outside since ~11:00, she buggered off for 5 hours, then came and sat by the window. Little old nutter she is.
Most men have sperm in their balls, Arbroath has sperm in his freezer
Shippy is going ballistic
Grown man. Observing personality drama. Not actively participating. Absolutely enthralled.
Shippy kicking over his bookcase in a fit of rage
This figure is only going to get worse. If only the residents of Angus themselves were having white sprogs....
After the protest, we went to grab a bite, Shippy wanted an entire pizza, shocking to most but common behaviour among /Britfeel/ posters. The prices were a bit high so we went to KFC instead, what did shock me here was how swiftly Shippy consumed his meal, it must have been less than 2 minutes flat, I forgot to bring a fork so he just ate beans and chips with his hands, I did tell him where he could get them but it was initially disregarded. I believe he must have experienced some kind of food related trauma in his past that pushes his to eat so quickly, I was expected to chat over a meal, not only that but also the drink, he tore the lid off the cup, didn't even glance at the straw.
>>79050461Really enjoyed this post. It really tickled me
>>79050461he conflates purchasing books with extracting knowledge from themhowling
>>79050498I guess Arbroath was far too white for you, that's why you disappeared off to Syria where it was nice and brown for your liking.
>>79050483Sheesh living in the souf of ingerland in Londonabad's orbit I can't even imagine this.
Meant to be the womfy thread
There's only one way to solve this dispute, Arbroathy, shippy, I'm thinking of a number between 0 and 22, closest guess wins.
>>79050522Sadly, Shippy wanted to make it as unwomfy as possible after we abandoned his thread
>>79050537my guess, 17
>>79050484So it was a bean and chip pizza he got?
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2024/10/07/free-free/
>>79050522So that's what Arb looks like...
>>79050540>my guess, 17Noted
Still unsure of I wanna buy sh2 remake at launch ,it's getting good reviews but I guess we'll see what the common peasant says.69.99 price point always putting me off
>>79050550how quintessentially British
>>79050568Are you the Goodfellas spammer?
>>79050575i dont even know what that is>>79050550>nothing like smashing the establishment by meeting up with a race traitor, renting out a slop dwelling that totally wot bite me in the ass in a years time, while protesting a foreign issue in a foreign land and finishing the day off by eating a nice sloppy kfclmfao the mental chaos in that pakis mind
My life is so boring nothing ever happens
>>79050537>There's only one way to solve this dispute, Arbroathy, shippy, I'm thinking of a number between 0 and 22, closest guess wins.12
>>79050602Poley has exactly the same mental chaos as you. You're both delusional and believe bizarre things.
>>79050617I want Scottish land and Scottish resources in the hands of the Scottish to do with as they please. There's nothing chaotic or erosive in my mind.
I may not be believed, but I honestly was thinking of 16.>>79050606Ok. Unfortunate, good guess though.>>79050540winrarNow both shake hands and say good game.
Arbs wins again
>>79050602>while protesting a foreign issue in a foreign landYou literally went to Syria to fight some foreign issue in a foreign land there
>>79050630Isn't it chaotic to believe you're a woman when you are a man?
>>79050633Should have said 16, because anything below that would have made me win, and it's my 2nd favourite numberBeside, I don't really have beef with Arbroathy, it's him that hates me.
>Shippy's only friend is a transsexual pakiGrim, to say the least.
>>79050033Dear god lad spoiler please
>>79050630What makes someone "Scottish", Chud?
>run shippyVarbroathy_routine >run ASRMist_sex_with_black_men
>>79050660Shippy has a few other friends too. There's William, who he runs the cock comparison subreddit with, and Smenk his oldest mate.
And then they kissed and became fwends
We never ask to be born with this fucking curse...Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...
ShippyDOLLY all the way all the way is it king?
>>79050630Why do you even care about brown sprogs in England then?
>>79050411Who's address is it then?
Right that's Mean Streets, Waterworld and A Tale of Two Sisters all bought on sale. Simple as.
>>79050670and Hanford, I'd like to think the shared experience of suffering through the recent flooding gave us a special bond
>>79050633>>79050642I'm too powerful. But no, I will not shake the nigger fuckers hand.>>79050643I went to do my part to stop isis from terrorising Europe.>>79050653not really>>79050664what's a native American, or a Maori?>>79050687Westminster is in charge and large amount of wogs they import need energy to live, energy that gets taken from Scotland
>>79050657I thought you might have picked it (after I thought it, I didn't rig the game, I run a fair establishment), as it is an age where they can't run up debt or get tattoos.>>79050675We're all frens in here, even though we do ree at each other often.
>>79050691Waterworld a film I haven't seen in decades
>>79050664>Alcoholic >Heroin addict >Wears checkered skirts >Permanent chip on shoulder
>>79050693Yeah that's a tricky one though, I mean he's clearly into you in a romantic sense.
>>79050688It could be an empty property for all I know
>>79050705Sick burn there lad
>>79050699>I went to do my part to stop isis from terrorising Europe.Stirring shit in some other country is 'stopping ISIS from terrorising Europe'? Genuinely the most delusional poster there has ever been. If anything you probably made the refugee situation worse.How about you help the demographic issue by having a few white sprogs, no?
>>79050704Most expensive film ever made at the time. I think it's unfairly derided desu. Mad Max with boats what's not to like? Arrow Video release includes the almost three hour Ulysses Cut on a second disc. Get in there.
>>79050699>l will not shake the nigger fuckers hand.
Okey dokey pig in a pokey! Good evening job seekers!
>>79050699>not reallySounds like a cope to me lad. You know it's mental to believe you're a woman when you're a man. If you didn't have this sickness yourself you'd be the first person to hate trannies.
>After the protest, we went to grab a bite, Shippy wanted an entire pizza, shocking to most but common behaviour among /Britfeel/ posters. The prices were a bit high so we went to KFC instead, what did shock me here was how swiftIy Shippy consumed his meal, it must have been less than 2 minutes flat, I forgot to bring a fork so he just ate beans and chips with his hands, I did tell him where he could get them but it was initially disregarded. I believe he must have experienced some kind of food related trauma in his past that pushes his to eat so quickly, I was expected to chat over a meal, not only that but also the drink, he tore the lid off the cup, didn't even glance at the straw.
>>79050738>How about you help the demographic issue by having a few white sprogs, no?take your own advice before giving it out to others
>>79050754I haven't castrated myself so that remains a possibility.
>>79050747YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW
Should I piss of arbs lol? I'm not really into drama but it is quite tempting.
>Shippy consumed his meal, it must have been less than 2 minutes flat
>>79050740Not so sure about that desu id have to rewatch it but it left a strong impression on me for being terrible.
>>79050776>I'm not really into drama
>>79050759so? you've produced a nigger in these lands, you've got a lot of making up to do
Should do one of these podcasts on the shippy v arbroathy war
>>79050790Which personalities should host it?
>he isn't doing sober October Disgusting, cringe and weak
>>79050787You do realise that women affect demographics, not men, right?
>>79050790you're the saddest poster here dollymong. genuinely feel sorry for you
>>79050803Every month is sober for me, I'm teetotal. Just don't like the taste of alcohol or the feeling of being tipsy/drunk, so literally no reason for me to drink
>shippy>the shipinator>shippyboo>seaside shippy>jumbo "shippy" beef burger>beanhead>the heinz holocauster>speed eater shippy (not pussy)>the bearded bellend>"i love my black sprog" shippy>shippy and the niggertots>make way for shippy>three nipples roulette>asscheeks "shippy" mcgee
>>79050815Spat my Red Bull out at this post
>>79050803I am, I'm teetotal anyway
>>79050803I've been teetotal since November 2022
>>79050813Not drinking again til Christmas me. Weekend put me right off.
Did that Mak fella ever get any money for drink and drugs? Or is he rolling about the carpet in the midst of withdrawal?
>shippyDOLLY.exe running at 100%
When Arbroathy gets angry (like he is now), he becomes very aware of his bollocks. Normally he is oblivious to them as he has conditioned himself to be unaware of them, but when he rages he can feel them and is very conscious of the fact that they are there
>>79050866ive been on lupron for many years lol i dont feel a thing
>>79050855He was drinking Four Loko in his video earlier so he must have scrounged money from somewhere
Dollymong on a mad one all day
Saving Europe by castrating white men (himself)
Think Mak's sister kicked him out
>>79050872Never even heard of the stuff. Jakies always find the cheapest nastiest stuff.
installing that new commandos demo, just bought gone rogue tooits a comfy womfy autumn gaming ftime or me my leeeeeds
>>79050890>cheapestIt's like 5 quid a can
>new wepisode of the Penguin to watch later tonightIt lovely
Arbroathy's bollocks swinging side to side like a newton's cradle
>>79050901Oh well fuck knows then. Cheap slop with a "price tag"
Grown man. Claims to care about Europe. Goes abroad to fight for browns. Neuters his bollocks
How do i donate money anonymously to mak?
>>79050918Its one of these 'trendy' alcoholic punch drinks similar to dragon soop
>>79050927Ask him for his bitcoin address
>>79050931Do you really think Mak does crypto?
living the 4loco high life paying off 12 quid debt and drinking oneself to death on slop
>>79050841What happened?>>79050826>>79050839Lovely lovely lads, I've been sober for nearly a year and a half now
>>79050918Not him. Flavoured vodka that is, for another fiver he could have bought lidl vodka or some other cheap bottle
>>79050928Loaded with caffeine perfect for a guy like mak. Looks like the kinda guy who still has a ps1 hooked up to a crt in his bedroom. Copy of Colin McRae rally in the TV unit shelf.
>>79050941Fucking hell I can't believe he's still alive. Shan't be long before his liver packs in.
>>79050955>Colin McRae rallyCorr now you're going back. Miss my old PS1
>>79050942The tldr is I was very ill the next day.Way beyond any hangover it was grim and I shan't be putting my body through that again. Sticking to flavoured water
>>79050941state of those finger nails
We all 4loco in life x
>>79050971Not him but, the first one was brilliant, having to do the test first.
>>79050980Need to try some of that. Prolly have to go to some obscure paki shop to find it.
>>79050975My ex nearly called an ambulance for me when I'd been spewing for 13 hours and me lips turned blue. Pretty sure I came close to heart failure.
>>79050979Probably makes rollups out the ashtray lad
Lass on the right would make good breeding stockhttps://x.com/TemosdnaH/status/1842752779904753886
Edged for the last hour to 2hu anal pronNow to lift
>>79050991Very similar to me except it sounds like you deffo had it worse.Not worth it. Lost out on my Sunday
>bf is enjoying my cooking for onceliver and steak stew coming on strong get in goodnightxx
Went on a bender once years ago. Got such bad anxiety with the withdrawal after it I lost my voice. Could barely speak for about 2 days. It's never worth it.
>>79051013Fucking hell, you actually have a bf? Very very grim sodomite
>>79051003Based Elon letting this stay on X
Grown man. Own penis doesn't work. Takes another bloke's up his arse.
Love benders me
Spreading HIV along the east coast of Scotland
2 Grown men. Could be having sprogs of their own. One has their cum in the freezer. One has their cum up the other blokes arse.
A bit worried about Ruthlad. He's normally posted a few bints by now.
>>79051013>liver and steak stewthat his nickname for when he puts his cock in your arse?
>>79051062He got banned for posting pictures of HHL
Can't catch anything if you only wank to them
>>79051062Even Ruthmong takes breaks away from /britfeel/
>>79051068Why? People post that picture of are Sean all the time. He's a famous actor after all. Did you know he played the role of Morph on SMART and the role of Gostoc in Elden Ring?
>>79051063His cock looks like it's been dipped in a thick liver and steak stew when he pulls out of it
Grown man. Tries to get on the social housing lad. Can't because the oil has been spent on tower blocks in the London Borough of Haringey
Alri lads how goes it
Everything is coming up willybiscuit.
>>79051095Evening SH
>>79051099Glad to hear it. About time.
>>79051099Mad how Milhouse is the product of incest.
>>79051117>Mad how Milhouse is the product of incest.Proof?
Didn't see the other breadington until now corr
>Hurricane headed towards the coast of Florida is predicted to be worse than Hurricane Katrina>6 million people evacuatedCorr the yanks have really pissed off God this time.
Nothing says 'SAVING EVROPA' like taking a big cock up the arse
>>79051149Fastest Hurrcane ever to reach category 5 in just 46 hourshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Atlantic_hurricane_records#Fastest_intensification
Din-din is it not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPfI6HU_hpEFresh sexy emo hag. Don't like her hair so much in this one. I prefer it curly.
I wonder if during his exile from this thread Ruthmong will have found a new ASMR bint to post about relentlessly for the next several months
>>79051295Hope so. Getting bored of Laura, Emily and that posh lass
>>79051295He'll be looking for an even younger one.
>>79051317>looking for an even younger one.
If the last 2 digits are a prime number, I'll ring the red telephone.If the last 3 digits are a prime number I'll have a glass of red wine
I've wanked to all of Ruthmongs 'baes'
>>79051295No DVD posts either today
The cat is still in the garden asleep, this is unusual behaviour, she's not even been in for food. I'll give her till 21:00 then I'll bring her in. Only had her ~2 years, she's never been out this long. She's also old at 18.
>>79051354He'll be kicking off about this post.
>>79051354I spaffed to Ruth a few times
time for wanatasia kingsnorth to make her triumphant return desu
I ran Arbroathy out of the thread
>>79051414not everyone sits in britfeel 16 hours a day lad
>>79051423Shippy does
>>79051426Not really. I've had the day off work so I've been here a bit more than usual today
PHWOARWOOFAWOOGAHUBBA HUBBAand... dare I say it? COOOOOOOOOOOOR
16 hours a day 7 days a week acting like a kid on the internet What a life
>>79051473Who does that lad? Anyone in particular you've got in mind?
Gay sex Angus
>run gay_sex_location.exe
Grown man punching the air in victory after spending all day on 4chan chasing a personality out of the thread
>>79051406grackle is married and pregnant now
Watching Silent Hill me. It kino.
>>79051522Can't deny this. I don't like to brag though
Foodington digesting rn
Shippy FAQ1. What's all this about his bean shaped head?"Shippy" (also known as "Penis Austin") claims he's been using "Bean Oil" to make his head resemble a bean. 2. Is "Shippy" serious about changing the shape of his head?Yes, and he's already gotten results.3. What is "Bean Oil," and does it actually change the shape of your head?There's no known product called "Bean Oil" marketed for head-reshaping. It's highly unlikely any substance could alter the skeletal structure of the head in this way. It's more likely that Shippy's bean bonce is the result of genetics.4. Who is the bus driver?Shippy states the bus driver was a former schoolmate. He imagines the driver will gossip about his "bean shaped" head to other acquaintances.5. Should I be concerned about Shippy?It's impossible to assess Shippy's mental state based on his /britfeel/ posts and the shape of his head. However, the content doesn't suggest any immediate danger or threat.
Goington to beddington.
Hope Crossy is ok
Marathon plans changed. They reckon intense endurance exercise reduces metabolism. Change of course needed.
>>79051670>Marathon plans changed. They reckon intense endurance exercise reduces metabolism. Change of course needed.fascinating
Started a fresh cookie clicker save file. Feels good to be on the grind again.
Honestly just feel bored by porn now. I've seen more naked women and sex and more graphic fetish stuff than likely all my previous ancestors in all of history combined. I'm simply bored of it by now. Can't imagine this is good for my dopamine system.
Turdingham coming on is it not
>>79051723I know exactly what you mean. I feel the same way about Shippy. There's something numbing about Shippy now, like watching the same hypercharged scene over and over until it loses all its thrill. At first, maybe there was fascination, a curiousity even, but that's long gone. Now, he's a tiresome spectacle, like a cheap film on loop. Whatever was once shocking or entertaining has been dulled into monotony. I'm bored of him, in the same way you grow weary of seeing the same graphic image, so often that it ceases to affect you. Shippy has become just another version of that - too much of the same, too often, and now it's just noise. Can barely cum anymore to him.
>>79051723>Can't imagine this is good for my dopamine system.Causes PIED (ED for Porn uses)
>>79051832Causes SHIPED (ED for Shippy fans)
>>79051948Apparently the EU is looking to ban finasteride. Thought of you when I saw that
>>79051970Britain isn't in EU
>>79051989I know (based), just another benefit of being out
We are but stinky fartingtons escaping God's cosmic, all-encompassing arse
Grown man. Walked into a polling booth. Voted to leave the EU
>>79052017and I'd do it again. soft cunt.
i would have voted to leave NATO if i could
I can't stop laughing at the absurdity of Jeremy Meek's kid looking like a total chud. Our entire got dang civilization is dying because roasties are extremely superficial and hypergamous (same thing of course) and all chase the same handful of top 10%er Chads while shunning all other men - And the resulting offspring doesn't even turn out Gigachad in like 80% of cases due to random genetic recombination as the fetus gestates.The sheer fucking absurdity of it all. Fisherian runaway. Women's rights are unnatural and lead to civilizational prolapse, which is nature's defense mechanism against imbuing these walking, talking incubators with so-called """rights""".
imagine typing all that rubbish out. deary deary me
>>79052049You'll vote for whatever spastic thing you're told to
>>79052075Actually chatgpt wrote it for me
>>79052049You could have, by spoiling the ballot and writing I vote to leave NATO.
>>79052063>Jeremy Meekwho?
Wonder what Paige is up to these days
Chudus Maximus
Wonder what loIIers is upto these days
definitely in need of a night walk tonight, have a very stressy week starting tomorrow
Wonder if paige ever got blacked
Worried about Ruthlad
I've drawn a swastika and written 'Heil Hitler' on every ballot I've ever had the chance to vote with.
new train related thread>>79052175>>79052175>>79052175
>>79052121honestly my plan is have kids ghost then probably jump off a building because I don't want to wait a few decades to die in the hyper capitalist society we've been brainwashed into accepting fyi I'm not a commie they're all mental ward patients
>>79052197Why have kids?
