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500lb naked NEET tries to survive the hurricane from his Tampa shack.
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>>79074150
https://www.youtube.com/live/0HTZk4qIbWI?si=_7er6W9xMkOHRygN
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>>79074150
Wasn't that the guy who tried making a trend with his mom? Dont remember the specifics just that it was cringe.
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Jesus Christ, this is peak American lmao
>obese slob
>barely able to speak without gasping for air
>eyes glued to his videogames
>social media running in the background

His corpse is going to bloat so badly
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>>79074150
The hurricane isn't even hitting Tampa. If he's not a coastcuck facing storm surges, literally nothing will happen to him. I'm in Tampa, highest expected winds are 60 mph, that's not shit. It's hitting Sarasota.
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>> 14 viewers, you literally posted this yourself you fat fuck
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GasketKing is peak natty.
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>>79074150
anything behind him is a safe spot
ain't no fucking way the wind will be strong enough to carry him, let alone anything behind him :^)
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>>79074150
how do you be over 300 pounds if you are poor? you'd have to eat like 5000+ calories a day consistently. So imagine spending 50+ dollars on food a day. your weekly expenditure is like 350 dollars on food alone. that's like a small paycheck working 2 weeks at an entry level job.

I mean i know he's american but does somebody come into his room and just shovel food into his mouth? most 'fat' people are overweight by 30-50 pounds which is normal for an american. But getting this fat and staying this fat must have some genetic component.
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He needs to take a break from his phone to catch his breath
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>>79074482

5000 cal is like $10-$15 max if you arent a retard dude. Literally you can straight store bought rotisserie chicken and like 2 boxes of $1 pasta + some fucking pound of ground meat.

Holy shit I hate retards so much. USA is fucked.
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>>79074519
No Obesoid would ever put in enough effort to make pasta
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>>79074535

You put it in boiling water. Hope that helps retard.
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>>79074150
>video titled at the end of my rope
>uploaded 11 years ago
>even fatter today

This guy made me feel alot better about myself. Thank you for posting him anon. Imagine being this fucking fat for over a decade. The hurricane killing him would be a mercy.
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>>79074519
You're eating that everyday, dumbass fat retard. That's over 500 usd a month after taxes, math illiterate dipshit.
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>>79074158
Lmao based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ai2c5vZGOs
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>>79074150
I just watched like an hour of this stream, he's watching Ownage Pranks before. Never watched them before so watched them with Mr 500lbs. Seems pretty chill.
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>>79074519
fatties like to eat good food. they are ordering takeout thats at least 15 + 5$ tip + 3$ delivery fee. food delivery services are expensive. if i want to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner through takeout you are spending like 70 a day
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>>79074668
he was probably in his early 20s. every late teen - early 2000s NEET has some life crisis like that where they feel like it's already over. I felt the same after high school
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>>79074150
Alright NOW we're talking. This is the kind of storm stream I wanted.
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>>79074982
But it actually was over for him, thats the point. His life got so much worse. He most likely just sat in his parents home for over a decade and ate himself into morbid obesity. it be depressing if it wasn't so comical.
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>>79075041
yeah but he could've slowly pulled himself out of it. the older you get the more over it is.
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>>79074519
>5000 cal is like $10-$15 max if you arent a retard dude

Most items in American stores are roughly 1200-2000 calories per bag or container. A bag of cookies and one of chips would damn near be 3000 calories. Throw in a 2L of soda for another 1000 calories.
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>>79074969
That's the magic of EBT. How do you think like 90% of negroids in US and A are obese?
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>>79074519
You think this nigga is making pasta? He's doing oreo soda reviews on his channel.
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>>79074710
hope he's got enough bread to stay fed
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seems like a grift
he's probably nowhere near it and just getting cash pretending which now that I think about it is really funny if he puts effort in faking it.
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>>79074602
You are so far away from comprehending the fatty mind. I envy you for it
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Storm rushing straight towards him and he doesn't give a shit
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>>79074155
>Stream down

He ded.
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Power cut off
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Stream got deleted too
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Anyone wondering, his call cut off as well, can't seem to contact him back I thought this was just a simply boot up, will keep you guys updated.
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>>79075676
Lying fag, his stream is up lmao
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>>79075569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYJvbwPYUXk
And we're back
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play stupid games win stupid prizes, sad for him mom though
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>>79074150
For a second I thought that was Boogie
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>>79075836
That's his destiny once his disney princess leaves and money runs dry
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>>79074688

Are you the person that said $350/week now claiming $500/month and that Im a math illiterate dipshit because youre a lonely faggot loser on r9k that has nothing better in their life than to move goalposts in arguments?
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>>79075041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PFEjzZRV0
This guy's channel is anti-neet fuel
What a horrifying fate for inactive humans
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>>79076075
>anti-neet fuel
You can be a neet and still work out
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>>79076391
Hikikomori would be the better word for him.
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>>79074150
Why is he naked, is the storm that exhilirating?
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>>79076075
being a neet and being a fatass arent inherently tied desu anon
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