>Dykebot is baited into a frenzy with known spammer and necroposter Slog. >Resentanon denies allegations of attention seeking. >Cat Posting Impersonator, the one responsible for dykebot vocaroo, comes out as bisexual. >Are Puppynon and Slog the same person?And so much more! This thread is sponsored by Gfuel, NordVPN and Raid Shadow Legends!
>>79233037This shit feels so forced. Is there anyone that actually cares?
>>79233037>Are Puppynon and Slog the same person?no their my sex slave
>>79233037Thank you tabloid-kun for bringing us the latest happenings.
This just in!>serial edating fembot pays betabuxx to her rich robot bf who uses her>another ex bf robot spills the beans and also outs himself as a pedophile! Wow!
>>79233048FpbpNobody wants to hear about your trannies
>>79233081I appreciate the effort, but you should link the posts so your on-the-ground reporting bears fruits.
>>79233081are there other "dramaalert" threads or is this the first one?
>>79233037>Are Puppynon and Slog the same person?slog mentioned in another thread he was just messing with me to see if id change the name i go by lol
>>79233095I'm not op and am too lazy sorry.
>>79233037https://voca.ro/16xHQ8KhvrLF
>>79233048>>79233088Trannies are 50% of this board's population now
>>79233151can you do this for every drama alert thread? you did really good with it
She's lucky i'm too preoccupied with rl shit to make a undistracted effort instead of just fooling around. She's precisely the kind of phony cunt in need of punishment.You can cope by calling me a retard and a tryhard all you want, she's not the first cunt who has regretted crossing my path and definitely not the one who has suffered the worst.Perhaps I'll get to it in the future. She'll find out if that's the case.
>>79233231Ohnooo mr keyboard warrior one day you'll get them. This whole drama shit is gay as fuck i just wanna comfypost here
I like drama it's fun. Sometimes it's more fun when you are involved. But I am too lame to be involved in drama :(
>>79233131Why is Slog so nice to you? Almost always see him being an insufferable prick to everyone but everytime he interacts with you he acts like a normal person.
>>79233370Probably because puppynon is a female to male transsexual, so he has a pussy and Slog is desperate for any crumb of potential pussy that he simps for puppynon.
>>79233370im gonna be honest, i have no fucking clue. i treated him nicely so i guess he reciprocated? your guess is as good as mine>>79233389that is also a possibility but not too sure
>>79233389But I thought Slog was gay for resentanon and that was the whole motivation for going to war with Dykebot. This doesn't make any sense.
>>79233037wtf has happened to this board? Not even /b/ engages in shit that is this normie tier.
>>79233037that's so interesting op.
oh my god who tf cares?
>>79233037This is almost as bad as the gossip that happened in the /mbti/ threads
>>79233862Tell me all about it. I dont browse generals.
>>79233928It all started last weekend. Catposter that always writes the same posts saying he "resents women" started an affair with known attentionwhore schitzo dykebot. Dykebot got gaslit by another catposter causing her to dox herself. Then Puppynon, uh I mean Slog saw the perfect opportunity for internet fame and declared him/her/theyself the mastermind behind the entire thing despite not really doing anything. It was assumed catposterimpersonator and puppynon/slog were the same person especially since the motives behind the whole thing seem oddly homosexual in nature. We need to get Keemstar to have them all on his show. Don't forget to buy raycon and surfshark vpn!
>>79233928When the mbti threads weee still a thing there were just many trip and namefags who talked shit on discord and then on the general
>>79233037No, Slog is Kirito and deserves to you in Hell for just existing. I said what I had to say a few months ago.
>>79233928This shit didn't happen on discord or on a genral it all went down in a womanhate thread of all things. Dykebot wasn't a tripfag then but she is now due to impersonationfagging trying to paint her as a slut despite being a lesbian.
>>79234076Slog is Mexican and has been trolling the biofem genral for a long time now.
>>79234052nah i wasnt part of that shit. leave me out of it
>>79234161Woah touchy subject huh?
>>79234408not really. i just dont wanna be blamed for stuff i didnt do :P
>>79233037Nobody cares about this forced fake bullshit. Kys
>>79233244She won't know it's me until it's too late.>>79234495You don't? Nothing like some historical revisionism.Immediately I get a few ideas as to a narrative where you play a key role.The more the merrier, right?
>>79234672She's reffering to the most current psyop idea that she is actully Slog since she seems to appear in the same threads as him and always responds to him amicably, then again she kind of does that with everyone so it's hardly proof of anything except her being a fakenice pickme. I think it's far more likely that you are Slog.
>>79234807Yes but that's a such a basic, boring theory.What if I were to add some serious spice to this story?
Slog is single-handedly bringing the entire board quality down. He's the faggot making half of the bait on here.
>>79234891Yes he is truly an r9k supervillain. Oh wait bait has been posted here for years before that newfag ever stepped foot in here. I think you are giving him too much credit. >>79234881So you admit you are Slog and are trying to convince people Puppynon is your alter ego. Looks like your master plan is failing miserably.
>>79235216You fail to realize the truth is the narrative that gets shilled the hardest. Already I've seen innumerable retarded theories which could easily be disproven by checking the archives. And that's without much interference from myself. Your post only proves my point.With effort and patience, I could singlehandedly destroy puppynon's reputation for good out of nowhere.As could you if you were above room temp IQ.
>>79234052Why would he start an affair and with a dyke no less? Sounds made up
>>79235365The whole point is, she's only larping as a dyke and gets wet for abusechads
>>79233037Ah, I don't care about any of this.
>>79234090I asked him about mbti drama>pic relDykebot?
>>79235343You know this won't last. Your 15 minutes are just about up. No one will remember anything about this or care about it in a few weeks time. You will never matter as much as you want to. Enjoy being what is tantamount to a microscopic lolcow while it lasts.
>>79234161hey, i just want to give you a clear confirmation that i know, wholeheartedly, that you don't have anything to do with this forced drama meme. i hold you in high regards and nothing is going to change that <3
>>79235507Ah, how touching.By the way, any signs of life from resentanon yet? You know you're repsonsible for his situation, no matter how much you try to deny it.You know you are responsible if he is dead.
>>79235466That's what theyre saying. There is so much fakenews tho it could probably be another made up lie. I don't even think the vocaroo was real. Dykebot acting like she was yesterday seemed so staged. Why would you openly defend someone you don't even know when the entire board is trolling you acting like you are thirsty for him? It's too stupid to be real. >>79235507Yeah you definitely aren't the real dykebot.
>>79235674He posted earlier today dipshit. >>79229852
>>79235703https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79217346/#79226877
>>79235728Ah, I'm so relieved.He bravely keeps on doing his thing, in spite of how he's been hurt.How sad it is that I am the only one who cares.
>>79235734That's what I'm saying. You are a tripfag that conveniently appeared after the real dykebot started being impersonated. This doesn't prove anything other than the fact that Slog has 0 life that all he does is samefag in the most convoluted and retarded ways imaginable.
>>79234117Kirito is Mexican too.
>>79235765We know you're gay for him but he's taken. >>79234090If this really is Dykebot she also probably mogs the shit out of you, you literal faggot. Go post more dick threads.
>>79235770did you not look at what i linked?
>>79235818>face is conveniently left out
>>79235818They're just fuckin with you, man.
>>79235818Oh my god. Why? dykebot WTF?
>>79235818i don't think anyone seriously believes that you're a different dykebot. i spent like 5 minutes on the archive yesterday trying to get to the bottom of things and it became extremely obvious that you're the same poster.
>>79235897>using an old image with no timestampoh how original
>>79235897Dykebot is a qt3.14.
>>79235897I thought you were fat? You don't look fat here
>>79234672no thanks :3>>79235343if you wanna fabricate things about me, be my guest. i like being nice to people and chatting so i dont see the point in it. dont let me spoil your fun tho>>79235507thank you :3 its reassuring to know you arent mad at me or under the impression i have any ill intentions towards you. i think you guys are nice to talk to
>>79235897Beautiful. Perfect. Gorgeouse.
>>79235897Your gf is one lucky lady.
Uh oh, deleted or banned. We shall see.
>>79235840 was me by the way.First I reduce her to a sniveling mess and now I got bitch banned from here AHAHAH. Foids are so easily played I almost feel sorry for them.
>>79236163>deleted or banned i deleted it
>>79236218Oh crud.We still have NO confirmation that you're actually dykebot though. No timestamp, no nothing.
>>79236218Hooray! Not banned!
>>79236261Fuck you. From this moment on I am dykebot's personal bodyguard and attorney Anything you have to say to her you say to me instead.
>>79233037Who gives a fuck about any of this?
>>79233037Leeeeeet's get right into the news!
this isn't drama but a fact
>>79233037How is it this drama hasnt died yet?
>>79236564If you insist~Dumb cunt,Ain't it jarring that someone can see past your pretty face and menial pleasantries, all the way into your rotten core?Am I the first person to recognize the real you?Anon
>>79237855They should call you Epson Pro Cinema because that is some powerful projection.
>>79237897No wonder this place is dead on weekdays when the kids are at school.
>>79237855So you admit she is pretty. Dykebot: 1Catposter: 0
>>79238227she is very pretty after all :3
>>79236904Just think maybe later there will be video essays about resent anon and dykebot.
>>79238227The problem is, I judge people by the content of their hearts.>>79238235Hey puppynon, would you humor me with a little thought experiment?Say I were to take you hostage. That is, relentlessly bash you each time dykebot made a post.Do you think she'd stop attention whoring or keep going in such a circumstance?
>>79238441bash as in like physically hurt me? i feel like she wouldnt post under the name/trip if she knew such a circumstance was happening. i guess it kinda depends on how extreme the hostage situation is. like a slap vs whacked over the head with a bat, yknow?
>>79238441>I judge people by the content of their heartsYou judge others by the contents of your own heart. You are blinded by hate.
Remember a time when /r9k/ would ignore shit like this? /r9k/ is fucking dead.
>>79238512No, just, shit talk you on here. How much do you think she'd post knowing that each time she did, I'd say something horrible about you.Would she let the puppy get kicked for attention?>>79238521I'm not sure what you're on about. I'm only the person who has been concerned with ethics throughout this ordeal. I'm trying to save resentanon from her grasp, I'm trying to save her foolish orbiters from her charms, and soon maybe I'll have to save puppynon from her abuse.It appears she has cast a spell on everyone here, and I'm the only one who can see her for what she is.
>>79238717OH. nah its not that big of a deal to me really. people say shit about me all the time and it doesnt stop me from posting, so why should it stop her?
>>79237855>>79238441>>79238717Wretched Beast! Return to your master >>79238733Tell him he is no longer safe while I walk the earth.
>>79233037Nobody cares about discord drama anon.
>>79238724I'm not talking about calling you names, I'm talking the systematic undermining of your very humanity in the eyes of others.Wouldn't that, at very least, be a bummer to you?>>79239141It seems I am out of control.You also have a soft spot for puppynon don't you?
please for the love of all that is redeemable about this board. stop posting in this retard's threads if you are one of the name / trips mentioned. no matter what you say it's just adding more fuel to his necrobumping and fake drama. just two turds forcing themselves into relevancy by piggybacking off the cool people
>>79239952Makes you think they just teamed up on discord and are now circle jerking here. or it's just one person lel
>>79239952I'm just voicing my earnest opinions/taking proactive action. I can't help it if the rest of you NPCs take issue with that or even become collateral damage.
>>79235897you have gained one more simp today my queen. this one shall fight your battles. this one shall put his life on the line.
you people are all low iq cringe babies oh my god.I can't even be bored to bother what any of it is aboutworse than normalfags I swear
