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>>79274369
Spaffed quite massively just now, me

Ginormously, even, arguably
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Reeves to move two million people off benefits to plug Budget black hole

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/10/27/get-2-million-off-benefits-to-plug-budget-hole-reeves/
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>>79274383
My 20 year neetstreak coming to an end. Oh noes!
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Grown man. Dosser. Sad lonely and depressed. Drinks every day. Decides he simply must go out and buy tons of shitty food before 7am.
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>>79274395
Grown man. Dosser. Sad lonely and depressed. Decides to spend literally all day every day acting like a seething faggot on britfeel
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>>79274369
Lollers will love this he loves Halloween
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>>79274383
Plates might be for you, they might be for me, but they're most definitely not for him.
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Seasidemark fingering himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92o74DD9rGQ
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>>79274415
So powerful it even melted the moving car at the back
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Not very pleased with this lads. We need to get the numbers up. No more sprogless wagies, no more johnnied shags. There are women out there practically gagging for smelly NEET cock- so get out there
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>>79274487
Glad this is happening. World is insanely overpopulated. I want massive reductions in populations all across the planet.
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>>79274487
This is all HHL's fault
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>>79274487
That means even more ooga boogas
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bro my gf TOLD me she loves my juicy cock byt j want her to never do other juicy cocks and only wamt my juicy cock tho
she should onlh get hard for my cock????? when i fuck gwr girlbuss?????
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On the loo doing a poo thinking about britfeel
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worried about ruthwong
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>gf is really annoyed at me
Thinking back I reckon her grievance is legitimate. Why do I act like this, lads?
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Ruth gets angry with Jermaine when he can't get his BBC back up quickly for round 2.
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>>79274369
Were you interested in any subjects in school or did you hate it all?
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Nonce actor in the soaps lads. Word about is it's Martin Platt.
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>>79274757
I liked medieval history and I enjoyed nearly all of primary school.
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>>79274762
Let me guess - turns out that it was basically an open secret the entire time and he was actively protected by his colleagues for years?
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Ruthmong has a chode, a very thick but not very long penis.
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>>79274767
What made primary school more enjoyable than secondary?
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Americans have a really good term 'peaked in high school' - it means someone who was super popular, cool, and successful (by some metric) in high school but ended up a loser as an adult.


Have you ever known anyone like that from school/sixth form?
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Lovely Monday morning delivery just in time for Halloween de lids.
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>>79274788
It's also mostly a myth because they generally go onto being successful later on. Unless they're a slag who gets knocked up
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>>79274795
Corrr get in
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You dressing up, lad? Have a Halloween party to go to but only have a Scooby Doo onesie.
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ECLAIRS ON MONDAYUPDATE
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ECLAIRS ON MONDAYUPDATE

Now these are lovely and these are LUSH it's just a nice little snack he's allowed a treat a couple of times a week. Get yourself down to Greggs like our Seaside and get yourself some.
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>>79274800
I think there are definitely teenagers who sort of fall into the 'cool' category because they are wild and do/sell drugs and get into fights - end up going down a very bad path in adulthood.
If you went to a chavvy comprehensive school then that is definitely the case.


I reckon it is different for nicer schools though.
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>>79274836
Well they're mostly air aren't they? A third one won't hurt
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Done me wollocks in hard yesterday. Fresh start today. Just waiting for me new unit for the wedroom to get dropped off.
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>>79274836
Ooooohhh yes been waiting all morning for this.
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Mum chucks me 50 a week to help out, been skipping weeks the last few months, hasn't given me anything the last 2 weeks.
Birthday next week, very magnamous sounding she tells me to visit to pick up my birthday money excitedly!
its 100, so im not getting any extra money.
Really i cant be fucking arsed.
Gives my sister who has a 4 bed detached house paid off, hundreds every few months, my sister hasnt talked to her in proably idk 10 years.
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>>79274900
NNO and wokie status?
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No way he's ordering this many DVDs this frequently. I reckon it's a giant collection he has already and then he just takes pics for each post and says 'haha new DVDs arrived!' to make it seem like there's actual content there.
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>>79274900
Time to go straight edge, get a job and a gf
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>>79274900
new telly update?
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>>79274972
>just became a generic slaving normie
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>>79274957
J Horror Rising only came out today mate. I do spend way too much. Just spend another 60 quid on the Indicator sale.
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>>79275019
>just stay a generic alcoholic NEET
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Is moni still trans or has that whole thing dropped off?
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>>79275041
Better than the former, although neither of those are great options. Cut out the drugs and it's fine
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>>79275048
>has that whole thing dropped off?
He wishes
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>>79274900
Call of Duty grind update?
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>>79275054
I read somewhere here that his dad made him cut off his hair then he stopped talking about trans shit.

Has he gone back to being male?
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I sorta get the impression that the whole trans and gender thing in the UK is sorta on the decline now. There will always be this generation of people affected by it. Maybe lawsuits in decades to come.

Suspect people will just forget about it and in like 30 years there will be documentaries about 'Do you remember when tonnes of people thought you could change sex and there were loads of nonbinary people about?'
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>>79275073
Not sure to be honest, I also remember that story about his dad tricking him into getting a hair cut though. Think the blog still gets updated.
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>>79275081
That's because it's so ingrained into the culture now. It's like people saying 'woke is on the decline'. It's not, it's just literally everywhere so it's normalized.
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Saw a picture of Poley in one of those tranny hate webms and had a good chuckle.
I know it's stupid but something about the chud killing the troons is really funny to me. Like Looney Troons or some shit.
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>>79275095
Oh it's completely institutionalised yeah but I think people are sort of less social pressure scared of it. A lot of that has to do with Elon Musk's takeover of twitter.
SJW/woke culture was birthed on tumblr in the early 2010s and influenced a generation of teenage girls.
Once tumblr banned porn and died they all went to twitter. Massively influenced the culture with all the dog pile ons - journalists were obsessed with twitter and it influenced companies massively so everything went woke.

Then Musk took over twitter and you can feel a weird knock on effect on the culture. The wokescolds are scattered as they have no homebase anymore.

People have started saying words like retarded again. There seem to be few pile ons for wrongspeak.

Mum is a primary school teacher and she says the young uns see the trans shit as for weird old people now.
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>Chancellor: "We will build a Britain where those who can work, will work"
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>Benefit reform to be accelerated from this autumn
>ESA claimants to be moved onto Universal Credit from this autumn instead of 2028
>a 240 million cash-injection to drive down inactivity
>Get Britain Working "trailblazers" in local areas
>a Get Britain Working White Paper - set to be unveiled later in the Autumn
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>>79275148
Will be for dossers on Job Seekers probably. There will be a massive uproar if they target actual disableds.
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>>79275159
That's what the trailblazers will be doing: "will bring together and streamline work, health, and skills support to disabled people and those who are long term sick."
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Might become one of these Get Britain Working trailblazers
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>>79275159
Remember working with a woman who ran a conservation volunteers scheme, helping people out of work do volunteering work in the countryside to get them into work again.

She said she think government just cannot admit/deal with the fact that there is a significant percentage of the population that are just not really 'fit to work' - as in literally too low IQ and/or dysfunctional in personality.

She said she had a lot of vulnerable men working with her. One bloke who kept wandering off to the nearby woods to masturbate in private when he was meant to be working. He kept promising to stop but he just couldnt and she had to refuse to take him.

There are just too many people with really bad brains tbqh.
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>>79275172
Sounds like generic political fluff that they say every year.
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>>79274780
Yeah shame I can't use it.
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>>79275199
Wouldn't it be easier to get a job instead of worrying about this stuff?
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>>79275221
Not even remotely, no
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Me? I don't want a job. Just grim jobs for British neets with no skills. Rather be on disability than make my mental health worse. Working is just not every man... especially incels.

Besides there are hundreds of immigranta crossing the channel daily that will need jobs. They can work for shit pay or fuck off. Not me.
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Ruthmong you're not even on bennies
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Ruthmong post your massive chode
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>>79275260
I should be. It's too much effort and proving your id.
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On that Fifa Street 2 grind
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DVDlad can't work. He has too many DVDs to watch.
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>>79275340
>It's too much effort
It isnt, you are just a lazy mong
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This phenotype did not exist 15-20 year ago. Literally what is going on?
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>>79275380
I never liked Football really but really enjoyed this games back in the day.
>>79275417
Post a picture, lad. Would like to see your new telly and that set up. Hope you're feeling alright, you need a fresh start for a while.
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Need some new clothes
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>>79275465
Rob a laundrette
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>>79275465
Same my pyjamas are threadbare at this stage and I've been rewearing an old Naruto top like an autist over and over again.
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>>79275451
Cheap Turkish surgeons.
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>>79275465
Get your sexy little arse down to M&S
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hhl has a better life than me and it pisses me off
he doesnt care does he
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Really like this one.
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>>79275520
Why does it piss you off? How bad can your life be? Just let the lad be. He's disabled enough to be in assisted living so mind your own business.
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Why is this freak so obsessed with oversized glasses?
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>>79275532
put trip back on
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>>79275544
I'm not Helper but I know how these things work and he must have something wrong with him to be living there. He's just getting by and trying his best.
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Hope she's having a great day above ground.
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>>79275547
how DOES it work
>trying his best
by sniffing gash all day and drinking?
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how do I get into one of these mong places where everything is handed to you on a plate
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>>79275539
Girls look cuter with nice frames.
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>>79275577
be a mong unable to take care of yourself
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I've always had a thing for girls with glasses and big foreheads even since Elliot Page in Juno.
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They've taken me PIP away lids.
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>>79275560
Well you need a lot of points with the housing executive for starters so he must be professionally diagnosed with something. Also the drugs and booze are probably a coping mechanism and the poor feller tries to stay off but it's difficult when you're addicted. In reality we don't know much about his life, only what he tells us but I'm sure he doesn't tell us everything.
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>>79275607
Riots will happen if they do this to most men.
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Mad that /britfeel/'s most retarded man is the only one not on benefits
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>>79275605
>Juno
Fucking hell I hate this film with a passion. So acclaimed when it came out with its le quirky dialogue. Now? It's totally forgotten. Diablo Cody is a HACK.
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Want to sleep but there are workers making noise outside
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Good episode of Doctors today. Sad they cancelled it.
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>>79275555
Smelly dosser lower class man nothing like her lad.
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>>79275741
What class are you?
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>>79275638
I can barely remember it but I'm sure it's better than the trash indies of today.
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>>79275744
I am underclass technically as I don't have a job.
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>>79275747
No it's aged pretty badly. Youth in Revolt was better.
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>>79275653
Fucked my sleep up too lad. Might just stay up all day.
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Got my gay dad a new dildo for his birthday. One of them massive dog penis dildos from Bad Dragon. Hope he likes it. He used to fuck our childhood dog Miguel quite often so I imagine he will.
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>>79275755
Haven't seen that. Keep hearing about it though.
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>>79275623
"Most men" aren't on PIP in the first place. Only about 5% of men are on PIP, and most of them are far too severely physically disabled to even consider rioting.
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>>79275703
Thought they cancelled it a decade ago
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>>79275767
You're an extremely thoughtful son lad.
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>no money
>no coffee
>need to unitoil
looks like im bringing my own mug to spoons again lads
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Donvesh represents your dream.
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>>79275754
what jobs do your parents do?
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The ruthmong character is a way to draw a line. It's like saying "yeah we're weird but we're not like this guy"
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>>79275999
They don't work anymore as they are retired. They just sit around the house all day most of the time.
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>>79276035
>They just sit around the house all day most of the time
What a family lmao
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Maybe it's us NEETs who are the smart ones after all. There are NEETs that get their studio flat and just live off disability. Meanwhile wagies struggle to pay their rent or worry about arrears.
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>>79276035
well what did they used to do?
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>>79276075
Don't feel comfortable with this profiling lad.
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Corr a whole room all for meself
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Good figure on her too. Not too sickly skinny like that polish bird.
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Having an orange now
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>>79276087
She's more of a bint than your others
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>>79276111
She looks very low IQ, even more so than Laura
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not a racist but i have a friend who is one, and she's becoming more racist by the day. particularly towards indians.
however, she isn't white herself. doesn't bother me, i'm not a racist. but she's half-caste: white dad to black-ish mum from ghana or somewhere originally (but born or nationalised here? it's confusing).
at any rate, current friend is brown even without a tan, and has brown nipples, dark/wavy hair and eyes, etc. she could 'pass for' white but i think whenever she goes on about the indians, or occasionally black people (of the london thug stereotype variety), it's as if she's a white person and they're 'the others'.

do i break the news to her? she must have realised. i'm not even some /pol/ nutter. i don't agree with her, racism is a bit daft and arbitrary to me. willing to keep an open mind.
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>>79275767
This post has some layers to it. Quality shitposting.
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>>79275744
>>79275754
have Labour actually 'rebranded' so now they're a party for 'working people' instead of the working class?
how do you lose touch with your roots that much? are working people so upset by the workshy they'd rather be a NEW term than identify as working class? in my experience they're quite happy to be called working class and deal with working class issues. all that'll happen now is the shysters will never vote Labour.
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A lot of normies are self inflicted. Wife, couple of sprogs, house? All self inflicted problems. They love the pain. I'm sure it'll all be worth it when Ranjesh is chopping your head off in 20 years.
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>>79276179
shoddily constructured newbuild. Wife with a double digit bodycount. Dead end, soulless marketing/recruitment job. Triple jabbed. Fuck em
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imagine getting stalked by ruthmong, bone chilling thought
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There's a mega lesbian at work that's really touchy (She's groped me a handful of times) and has made several "jokes" about dressing me up in womens clothing. She's going to the christmas do in Decemeber and I reckon we might end up shagging.
Sounds like a big mistake if I make a pass, but I'm gonna do it.
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>>79276212
The last thing you see before you die is a man beating you to death with your own shoes calling you a whore.
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>>79276216
What's the deal with Lesbians, who are apparently attracted to women, dressing like men, having men's haircuts and being attracted to women who look like men? Very strange.
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>>79276073
>struggle to pay their rent or worry about arrears.
what are they gonna do? serve an eviction notice then go through all the hoops and costs of actually going down the court route, getting bailiffs round, etc?
or
be a bit dodgy and just send some scary bloke(s) round, outside the system/agreement in place?

only the second one has ever worked on me. hope they haven't ALL clicked on.
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>>79276225
the weirder ones are the daughter / mum couples
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>>79276252
Now this is a strange thing to say. Never heard of this. Very strange, indeed.
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>>79276225
if i was in prison, and desperate, i'd want to shag a lad with long hair (if that's allowed in prison) and he talks in a falsetto voice, ideally is kind of short, slim/skinny, etc.

maybe to lesbians, the WORLD is their prison
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>>79276266
My hair is down to my arse now. Not sure what my endgame is. Just hate barbers.
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>>79276252
Carol is a bit like this. cute film, not sure what the book is like or if it gives ages. 50s, different time, etc. Wiki makes it sound like an 18-year-old dating a 32-year-old which is LESS strange, but in the film it's as though a middle-aged dame is courting a mid-twentysomething professional.

how do these relationships work, as relationships? what do you do recreationally, conversationally, as people? i can be friends with actual children or teenagers, sure, but not on the 'equal level' a relationship requires. mental.
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>>79276299
The older person wants a hot young body and the younger person has daddy issues.
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spunked in another man's arse
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>>79276212
Poor Ruth has had that experience and lived to tell the tale.
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>>79276327
A tale as old as time... even the Romans enjoyed spunking in another man's arse. Tis true, even Julius Caesar was fond of spaffing a dictatorial load in a few tranny arses (Cleopatra).
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>>79276318
this makes sense for a one night stand, but how do you keep it going? at what point do you wake up next to a hot teenager going on about how they hope they get into their uni of choice, also the new Fortnite update is coming out soon, summat summat TikTok... before you think 'hang on, this was just a sex thing'?
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Glaswegian schizo shops with mother in Victoria's Secret
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>>79276341
Be a psychopath who just wants sex and likes controlling a younger partner. Pretty based if you ask me (and you will won't you? Well you will, wouldn't you? You will).
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>>79276341
The initial passion can keep you going for the first year or so, and then after that you've got enough shared points of reference to maintain things.

I went out with a much older woman for a few years and although we didn't have much in common to begin with, by the time we broke up we had loads in common.
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>>79276388
Fuck me Anne Robinson is looking peng nowadays. Skibidi dippity doo daaaaaaaa.
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>>79276372
>and you will won't you?
what, ask you? is it based, anon??

or do you mean go for that particular sex thing? yeah i would, we all would. it's living with it AFTER THE FACT that i don't how these people deal with. we're not in the realm of "it's actually kids", fine, but it's an age gap and it's a whole young human being and you're having a massive impact on their life. even if you ARE a psychopath how do you maintain that, as a 1-1 relationship, for an extended period? even if you have no empathy for them, what functional shite do you do to keep it going? do you have to 'act charming' around them, day after day, for the reward of sex/approval/other gratification?
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>>79276411
Ignore me lad I fucked up the ending of my post for fuck sake.
However I do agree, in my 30s now I have nothing in common with 18 year olds other than wanting to fuck their tits and shoot my creamy muck muck up their pussy holes.
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>>79276388
Would spaff all over her if I saw her in readers wives, desu.
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>>79276491
You should see some of the amateur lasses in my collection of Nuts magazines. They had amazing stuff. Their website used to be great for amateur tits as well.
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>>79276546
>Nuts magazines
It not right, all the things we've lost
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>>79276558
I have over 100 issues. Have a decent amount of Zoo as well though not as much.
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>>79276558
love are Holly
love hearing comedians tell me jokes
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>>79276546
I have an collection of ye olde escort (porno mags) mags.
I remember nuts but that was later, I think. I liked stuff like max power (for girls as well as looking at cars), and FHM. Think I was perving over them in early 2000's.
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Thinkin' bout when Keeley Hazel sex tape was leaked. Also thinkin' 'bout those Lynx web series that had Lucy Pinder in them. Also thinkin' 'bout the brief digital channel Nuts had where Lucy would read stories.
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>>79276582
I have a Max Power DVD that I still pop on for the old wank. Has a video with a lass and a banana on it which is great. Love my porn DVDs too. Better than streaming. I'll never give up my Tori Black DVDs.
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>>79276573
Corr nice one lad. I was always embarrassed to buy them as a kid, love that era of slags
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The Lynx video series I was thinking off actually had Keeley Hazel (not Lucy) and was called "Keeping Keeley." Circa 2010, it was on Xbox and featured Neil from The Inbetweeners. I remember because I was trying to wank to the parts with Keeley. I'm almost positive Lucy Pinder did a similar web series but I could be wrong.
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>>79276637
mate this is bringing back some core memories
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Sophie Howard was the hottest glamour model. She really dictated my choice in women.
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>>79276470
yeah same page there. current generation is wrong. our terminally online tsundere relationship with scene/emo types BEFORE it morphed into whatever they are now? that was it.
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Got PTSD don't I
Actually don't think I can ever mentally recover desu desu
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hi nana that's a nice jumper haha hope ur well
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nana i think ur talking to wrong person
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nana noooooo
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>>79276842
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>>79276850
Genuinely repulsive body. It disgusts me that people are okay with looking so fucking gross. That there's now this consensus of the lowly that somehow overrides virtue or effort or aesthetic beauty and it's now just 'how people are', especially when they reach a certain age and they're 'allowed' to be revolting fucking balls of flesh. Makes me want to vomit.
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>>79276838
You will be fine, stop being over dramatic
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>>79276842
>>79276847
>>79276850
seasidemark if he transitioned
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not rite what they did to wommy wobinson
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>>79277125
I seriously hope you are right. I suppose I will feel better when I catch up on sleep so my emotions aren't on the floor. Pain.
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Recuperated meself, have i not
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>>79276986
She looks great what do you mean? Some people are covered in sores or weird blemishes and blotches or have disgusting folds.
She doesn't have saggy tits, they're nice and firm and she's well proportioned.
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Tempted to have a glass of wine. I know I shouldnt but I think I will.
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https://old.reddit.com/user/network126brianfritz/comments/1ga8063/why_doesnt_seasidemark_not_get_a_job_after_32/

boggles the mind de lads
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Guarantee the vet hospital was mostly staffed by dumb roastie nurses who just kept on stuffing it because "awww blyaaat look how fat he's getting :))"
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Sophie Howard in her prime. Phwoar that takes me back. Amazing set of tits on her. Loved her eyes, pale skin and black hair too. Those late 2000s bangs.
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fanny and that
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Hafta do the other thing still do i not

Afterwards, i shall feast
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>>79276986
it's one of those 'serial killer logic' type things, isn't it? where you're not actually going to go murder, but you get it. i'm squeamish as hell, and i get that, but 'normal' bodies are repulsive and 'fixed' bodies are repulsive in an engineered way.
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hmm... indeed... so it seems, so it seems...
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>>79277539
indeed...it has been foretold as it always has been
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I had a terrible experience at the weekend with normies. I was out having a drink on my own at the pub. I like to get out for maybe two or three pints on a Friday night at a quiet local pub, just on my own. I occasionally chat to old blokes or the barman, but usually just sit on my phone.

This time, there was a group of normies close to my age there and they asked me to come and sit with them. They didn't seem like deano lads, they seemed sound, and there were a few girls there who seemed nice so I sat with them. We ended up having a good time and they invited me to come out with them that evening. We went to a more lively pub in town, and then to a club.

They were so nice to me the whole time and it was my first night out with "friends" for years, but at about 2am in the smoking area of the club, one of them said to me "You know what would make this night amazing Anon? If you pissed yourself." I thought it was just a silly joke but the rest of them joined in, trying to convince me to piss myself right there in the club. I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking, but it was clear they'd just invited me out to be a figure of fun and encourage me to do something humiliating in public for their gratification. I'm so sad because I honestly thought I'd found real mates.
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objects in mirror...aren't as objects...as they seems?
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alexa google sophie howard tits
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So this is how western vidya dies

Vgh
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britfeel can confirm it is NOT attending the walloon d'or ceremony as it will not be winning
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>>79277659
it's on-the-nose but if this was some weird fuckin thing in Morrowind, i'd be fine with it. there's probably something like that in there. it'd just be another thing, not there because of a point.
any writer types want to weigh in on how you handle this conundrum?
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>>79277659
Getting very mixed reviews. Life is Strange is the better option I reckon. They never recreated the success of Origin anyway.
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>>79277678
Is that Nigel frogage?
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>Me when i thought i merely farded but it then turns out i also sharded a little
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>>79276367
No bt I went dinner @ spoons w mummy today. Just back nd half cut slightly. Might call it a day classic self control style. Might have another jar classic demon drink style. Who's 2 say.
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this is a social scene anyway~
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Feeling the spirits in the air 2night. All hallows eve
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>>79277707
it's the leader of the apustajan liberation front. his true name and origin are shrouded in mystery
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Need to make a big trip and just looked up the cost of a train ticket. It's literally more expensive than petrol. What the fuck is the fucking point then? Christ alive this country can do literally nothing right.
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New DLC
A chance to doss for me
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/^!dosserY8yo$/
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Its the time of year my dark powers reach maximum nd it's the time of year I let those spirits in not THAT time I mean the other time..................we're talking about beaverbrooks. Nd my heart broken. Bleeding on the snow.
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>Wuts dat, i raff i ruse? ror
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Just like in Hogwarts Legacy when they added a tranny.
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Remind me what's the name of that Asian sissy/trap/femboy on twitter who injects a ton of thick white fluid into his bladder down his cock before filming so when he starts going crazy on his dildo and loses control of his urethral muscles it looks like he's just fucking gushing out buckets of cum the entire time?
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>>79277774
It's not more expensive than petrol + the cost of a car + running a car, plus you don't have to drive.
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I feel like I have wasted my life.
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>>79277817
Think he's called Greg Austin
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>>79277841
You've probably got decades of life ahead of you lad. You planning to waste that too?
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Most posters here dont have a driving license.
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The wofvefe shall now be ingested

Shall it not
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>>79277838
Sure, but the marginal cost of a single ticket isn't in my favour. Of course I value every car trip I will ever make over every train journey I will ever make, but that doesn't mean on the individual level it's worth it to take the train. It's simply not at this point. This phenomenon becoming more and more common is indicative of much wider systemic economic problems.
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>>79277866
>You've probably got decades of life ahead of you
I have health problems
>You planning to waste that too
It seems inevitable
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>>79277878
>This phenomenon becoming more and more common is indicative of much wider systemic economic problems.

Like what?
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Dnt ask why i was stressed if u don't want the real answer. Dnt play with me..ur lucky I got that self control. I spill the beans. I trauma dump. Dnt play with my feelings like that. Just kill me instead of acting like that. Less painful. As if u haven't killed me already. Over nd over. Trapped in a dream slowly turning 2 nightmare.
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>>79277881
>I have health problems

So the years you have left are even more precious then. What's the plan?
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What a surprise the game with a tranny lead has shoehorned their tranny mental illness into the new Dragon Age. I called this shit months ago.
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>>79277945
Dragon age has been gay for years. Bioware has been gay for like 2 decades, don't know why everyone's upset about it all of a sudden.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFlXpXCHUvg

... This hamfisted smearpiece is what they call "trump derangement syndrome", i believe

I especially liked the part where they omitted 100% of cucker's speech and just showed a snip second of his trademark laugh so as to make him appear deranged

Not even a fan of zion don but this is a textbook case study of how propaganda works really
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>>79277886
I mean meta-economic problems like the government interfering in markets to the point where natural incentives no longer keep equilibria in place.
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thoughts on tiny tina?
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Wouldn't mind an Asian tomboy with cute feet taking complete and total control over my life tbqhwy
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>>79278111
I'm into petite Asian hardbodies with tiny tits myself but prefer longer hair.
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Listen boy
My first love story
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>>79278165
do you like small titty asian hardbodies crossliddy?
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>>79274487
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnvj3j27nmro
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actually went to school with a guy called marius, we didnt get along
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thoughts on tiny mong?
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marius it's over
marius again
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>I'm just happy doing what I'm doing as a child-free woman... not having to be tied to anything," she said.

>This included being able to go on holidays during term time
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>>79278217
tiny tina rule 34
borderlands 3 only as she's an adult
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>have one glass of wine
>1 hour later the bottle is empty
Why does this always happen?
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>>79276179
>couple of sprogs, house?
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>>79278169
Idk what that means. I like Asian feet
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>>79278169
vietnamese gym bunnies are good
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>>79278249
is it because the wine has been drunk
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>>79278040
In a completely free market there'd be no trains at all.
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*informs the apus that erik ten hag has been sacked*
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>>79278268
You only have a house though. Your chances of having sprogs disappears day by day.
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i don't KNOW that erik ten hag is a football team manager.
i have never heard the name before in my life.
but i FEEL it.
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>>79274369
British niggers say owllo'een
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>>79278342
ari's crying now cheers
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>>79278359
>guy with European name is sacked from his job and it becomes big news in the UK

It's a fair bet isn't it?
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They raped me until there was nothing left to even fuck anymore. Took advantage of my nature. Suddenly I was skin nd bone. I was deflowered by demons. Then my eyes opened it was a place of peace. It was over. Mummy birthed me in this cosmic prison. I found my way home again
.
....

.I was too sad......at this point .....I was "turned"..... I was a fleshlight for demons.....bt my spirit....crushed.....nd she betrayed me too....its too late 2 apologise.......I forgive you....but it's 2 late to apologise....what they did to me......
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>>79278396
yeah but it relies on me having some level of knowledge about football, of which i'm lacking.
sven von erikson? that was a one. swedish or summat? managed someone. what even is a manager? i only remember football from P.E., never got into it as if it was films.
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Downing this Baileys fudge it
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4chan has combined 'all women secretly have rape fantasies' and the whole transgender men-becoming-women thing, and the result is >>79278399
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zooming in to mad moxxis tits in bl2 and having a wank
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>>79278409
The manager is basically the lad who coaches the team, and decides who is playing that day and what tactics they're going to do, etc.

When the team is shite, the manager is usually blamed instead of the players.
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Going to bed now, not feeling it today
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crosslad you don't fit in because you're autistic. which, in a weird way, is completely normal.

you're actually a sound guy. no need for irony or any of that shite. you're canny.
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>>79278447
Agree with all of this except him being a sound guy. Like most autists he's a self centred narcissist.
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>>79278466
>tfw the one autist who isn't a narcissist
even my autism social group is full of people who only want to talk about themselves and their own interests
at least I can fake caring what other people say but it's exhausting and I'm a pushover
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Imagine a foursome with Ruth, Laura and Lauren
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>>79278466
i think he'd become exhausting fairly quickly, but in the long run he'd still be sound. good head on his shoulders. yeah the self-pity stuff is there, we all get it, but he's all right in my book.
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>>79278483
I have so much respect for autists who don't succumb to the narcissism.
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>>79278503
when they're happy to be 'used' and you're not even 'using' them, those lads, christ man, they're the fucking best
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>>79278346
You'll note that the word 'house' was not in the plural
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>>79278528
I misread that as 'you only have one house', nevermind
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Laura, Laurel, Lauren, Lara Croft... Oversized glasses, blue eyes, long hair
What is he trying to tell us?
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>>79278534
How many houses have you owned at once?
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>>79278503
arguably I have too much empathy and it makes me depressed
I always try to accommodate and listen to others even to my own detriment but I'm trying to do more things for myself
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>>79278447
Thx pal that's nice of u to say
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>>79278543
I did at one point own two houses. One in Banbury and one in South Wales
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>>79278590
Any plans to own three?
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>>79278581
no worries mate, mind if i hop out of sync for a quick fag?
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Shower then lie in bed to avoid the world. Lots of this to come.
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My manager has put be in for a twelve hour retail shift on Halloween which I had booked off, to cover a 'doctor's appointment' which has turned out to be him going to a party. Not asking for personal army shenanigans, but I'd like some input on how I royally fuck up his party.
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Speaking to tje twin flame the past 2 hours. Actually going quite well bc I deliberately behaving. Might finish this Baileys nd start getting into my real feelings. Might block the convo til 2moro. Let's see if the angel or devil wins. Its the demon drink after all is it not. Already said a lot more than I normally would. Jeez Louise.
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>>79278628
Think you should cum in his lunch as revenge.
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Jeez louise. Holy moly guacamole. It wisnae me it was the drink de lass. It wisnae meeeeee
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>>79278628
Just phone in sick.
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>>79278659
uh oh spaghettio time?
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he's gone on a thread.
a southern twang thread.
he can't be stopped, it'll be jimminy crickets next! oh the vapours.
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>>79278626
Go for it lid
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>>79278606
I would like to, but can't see it happening. I wouldn't be my priority anyway housemaxxing
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Going to bed now chika style, all will be better tomorrow
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>>79278628
Post it on Tik Tok inviting every teenager in your local area to a big party, using hash tags for your town etc.
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got the twine a little bit off. that's what the imp sticks do to you.
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>>79278709
Will it? Will it though? I hope I hope. I am deeply damaged.
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Youtube is a game so lets play
**** is a game so lets play
Death is a game so lets play
Getting in my feelings is a game. Don't let me get in my zone.
Ain't it a game? Mummy said u have 2 play with me. Play with me onii chan im sad im bored it's all a game so play with me.........its all a game so lets play...youtube is a game....merry go round........
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>>79278728
That's despicable and genius. Thank you anon.
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>>79278750
>Will it?
For me yes i reckon, im just sleep deprived, high quality sober sleep will fix this
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Synchronicity prison planet cuddles Synchronicity prison planet cuddles Synchronicity prison planet cuddles Synchronicity prison planet cuddles Synchronicity prison planet cuddles
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Got some seriously heckin crazy jokerinos in tonight
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>>79278831
Imagine this lad sucking your cock. Mad. Mental, even.
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Good purchaseberg this was. Will await it's delivery with masturbated breath.
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>>79278863
I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't like it at all. I like blowjobs but getting one from a guy would ruin it.
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>>79278888
well deserved quads to boot
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imagine ANY lad sucking your cock.
cor.
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>>79278896
Even if it was from the clown prince of crime himself?
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>>79278909
The facepaint wouldn't make it either better or worse.
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ah yes let me queue up my 'disc' in the 'player' so that it might 'spin' and parse the 'datums' onto the screen! o, a miracle of modern science!
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>>79278888
grim and utterly grim. please have sex.
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>>79277777
Woah dem numbers. Enjoy your vidya mate. I like your trip haha.
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>>79278922
What's grim about it? Lad had a nice little hobby for old films. Based.
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Need an enthusiastic woman to suck my cock ASAP
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>>79278923
bloody nonce case
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>>79278923
dirty nonce you are, kys
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>>79278917
DVDs are quite quaint nowadays, tis true.
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I was in my hibernation I got dinner already bt mummy said let's go spoons counting house i was anxious 2 go that far outdoors too bt I had few stellas nd settled in my aunty was there with her boomer pals when we were walking out mum sat with them reminded me when ur shopping with mum as a wean nd she's non stop bumping into ppl having a blether with so nd so nd so nd so that goes on 4ever bt I was just taking in the moment I can't even lie that spoons fish n chips aint half bad. Bt I was thinking I miss my aunty *** just........everything in my life would be better now if I could still nip in there.......bt that's life...........a very lonely life for me....every1 leaving me.
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>>79278960
You been to the Italian restaurant in Glasgow up the street from the Hilton hotel? Very nice food in there. Think it's near some sort of student uniony place too.
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I was so jealous. I rip out my organs. Ppl do surgery on me when am awake. I rip out my teeth.
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>>79278338
This absolutely isn't true at all
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She's like that that's my wee nephew where u working now? Am like that .................... drink your wine aunty ******
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what is a life without dvds? doesn't even bear thinking about
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Arbroathy leaves and crossmong shifts into overdrive.
I guess when god opens a window he closes a door. C'est la vie.
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>>79279013
Only enough internet in Scotland for one poster
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>>79279013
They're the same person, lad. It's obvious.
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Thoughts on esoteric Hitlerism lads?
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>>79278923
Why did you disappear on Discord
Very very disrespectful
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When I send **** corinthians 13 she'll know what to do next. Thousands of years passed waiting for us meeting. I send the signal soon. The eleventh seal is broken.
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>>79279034
An ideology for men for whom the only vagina they have ever touched and will ever touch is their mother's when they were born. Quite fitting that it and similar ideologies are so prevalent on 4chan.
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>>79278998
Of course it is. Which company do you think will maintain the lines and run a profitable service?
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italian restaurant
glasgow
up the street from the royal concert hall
lush
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>>79279074
I'm pretty sure there isn't a decent one near there. Hope to god you aren't in Bella Italia because that is not going to be lush.
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>>79278923
I was blessed tae fook, as the Scottish say.
Think I'm going to break out the winter fleece bedsheet tonight lollers lad, it be chilly.
Have you got your sleeping bag out yet?
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>>79279060
Bit rude, lad. Maybe get some pussy yourself?
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>>79274795
Found these 2day dvdlad heading down cex earlier. Not worth anything.
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>>79279092
Ristorante Pieno it's called. Just looked it up. I thought it was nice.
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Thinking deeply about Ruth's tuppence
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>>79279123
Never been, I'll maybe give it a try.
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>>79279118
Hold on to those Tartan Asia releases, lad. I actually bought a few on eBay recently of Hard Boiled and Man Bites Dog. All in your picture I have on Blu-ray now however. Tartan put out good stuff. Think they go by 101 Films now.
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>>79279125
Sprogs will be sliding out of it in 10 to 15 years.
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If you have sex with a pregnant lass you are a nonce.
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>>79279142
Nah Ruth will be a sprogless wagie. Her office job will come first.
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Mako Reactor. Kino if I do say so myself.
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This too. Howling.
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Crossmong's hands trembling as he slides off his mum's knickers. She moans audibly as she parts her legs to show him her wet hairy fanny for the first time.
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>>79279178
Based, lad. Where did you even get this? I have a stack of porn vns on my lappy I need to get around too but Maggot Baits was so intense it burned me out. Might have to get the official English release of Kanon though.
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>>79279178
The fuck's that lmao
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>maggot baits
so dvdlad is a guro weirdo into tentacle porn?
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Thinking about that fella who got killed by a telescopic urinal on Shaftesbury Avenue in London last year. What a way to go.
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DVDLad gasps as his mother bends over and spreads her cheeks, luridly displaying her arsehole to him.
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>>79279178
Knew you were a nonce. Fuck me what is it about tripfags that makes them all fucking nonces?
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>>79279232
Well I mean he is indian...
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>>79279137
Would u back me up that its his best film? Better than hard boiled. To ME it's the best. Am not saying it IS the best but to me it is. Bt I guarantee if we could chill on my bed for an evening drink some Baileys nd ill break it down 2 you why it's the best 1 you'd leave that night with a new perspective.
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>>79279232
based if you ask me, maggot baits and euphoria are kino
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There is no incel content on YouTube anymore. Back in the day it was mint.
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I'm ancient Greece, well-to-do diners would wipe their hands on pieces of bread which were then given to dogs or poor people. I think we should bring this practice back, but instead of dogs/poor people it's Scots.
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>>79279303
I have to admit lad I've barely seen any John Woo films. That's why I bought Hard Boiled to get a taste.
I didn't even know they put out a Clannad manga. Can you read Japanese, lad?
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>>79279314
Agreed. There's a few channels that are okay but nothing really like it used to be. Where did the incel content go? Twitter?
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>>79278923
>I like your trip
i was here when he was 'testing it out'
so this isn't some big debut to me, it's old news, don't even care about the repeating digits
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>>79279314
Rehab Room keeping the torch lit
I liked him more when I thought his accent was Eastern euro rather than Indian bt hes still that nigga
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S/o stardusk too
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>>79279383
Not lollers but, I was gutted I lost my old trip, it said dosser2rly, like truly a dosser. But that was about a year ago.
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>>79279416
He's great but more MGTOW than incel.
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Is FaceLMS still going?
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Just got the other thing done have i not

Phwaor
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thoughts on ruthmong?
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>>79279467
A man without shoes is a danger to society. In desperation lies evisceration. Beware the shoeless sentry.
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>>79279467
Think he's nasty and I don't like him one bit, I try to be patient with him though
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anyone else watching Big Brother
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>>79279500
Big Brother is watching you, lad.
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>>79279516
i meant the programme, it's named after the concept from the novel
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the novel doesn't even make the world sound that bad. remember there was a bit where Winston or whatever his name was went into town to do some black market shopping, narrator gives razorblades as an example.
if you can acquire razorblades, you can kill yourself. that's hardly a dystopia, is it?
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>>79277711
Captain, sensors indicate plasma venting out the port nacelle
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>>79279467
He's an enigma. Some people say he's a construction, created by the posters here, as a way to say "I'm weird, but I'm not as weird as this guy!"
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>>79279523
I know lad I was being a cunt. Haven't watched Big Brother in years. Probably shite nowadays. I'll never forget John Mcririck throwing a wobbler because they wouldn't give him his Diet Coke.
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>Party members were supposed not to go into ordinary
>shops ('dealing on the free market', it was called), but the
>rule was not strictly kept, because there were various things,
>such as shoelaces and razor blades, which it was impossible
>to get hold of in any other way.

this is how righties actually view communism/state capitalism
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Not sure how much I want to be alive at the moment. Time to sleep.
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why can't i walk into HMV and buy Kana ~Little Sister~, the Erotic Bishojo game for adults only?

nanny state, that's why.
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>>79279580
Get on that Upstairs, Downstairs grind de lid.
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>>79279589
The staff keep them all for themselves
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>>79279592
Too depressed and hate myself too much at the moment for any of that. The world is too grey. Would just be downstairs downstairs in this mood.
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>>79279326
Hard boiled is a good place 2 start desu. Bt u need to see the killer. Unreal kino. I used 2 be decent with japanese bt I got depressed in life nd bombed my brain with alcohol and drugs so its now like I can read on the level of a native Japanese with down syndrome bt that's still good enough for manga usually
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You know what really grinds my gears? These vaxxmaxxed skitzoid boomers who can't hear a fucking thing but decide to clog up the bike paths irregardless.

You end up ringing your bell like half a dozen times and they still manage to act all startled and shit and sometimes become aggressive/yell at you. For clogging up a bike path, mind you. Just keeps on happening too and only becomes worse with time as the safety and effectiveness of the clotshot increases proportionally.

Boggles the fucking mind, this is exactly the type of shit i had to cop a dashcam for. Seriously finking about copping one of these airzound things too
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Love a slice of toast me. Hats off to the absolute fucking genius who took a bite of bread and said "cook it again".
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Can tell he's not from the UK because we don't have bike paths here
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Just farted, did i not? Mind-boggling occurance, this
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>>79279682
We do, technically, they're just absolutely shite and unfit for purpose not like the fancy ones in Germany he's on about
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>>79279651
>>79279682
>irregardless
never heard it used by a fellow brit
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>>79279680
for me it's tea cakes with butter and jam and a cuppa and it's lush
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i have my custom CMOS programmed to connect to any nearby Bluetooth devices and play secret messages quickly into people's ears
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>Iran: We'll TOTALLY retaliate if israel hits us
>*Gets hit by Israel*
>[Cricket noises]

So sick of this faggot shit from the persians, seriously. This was the last time i got hyped due to their assurances of starting WW3. Shan't be getting excited anymore unless they actually do shit and close the strait for a change
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>>79279630
Very kino taste tbqh, lad.
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>>79279754
purely practically speaking, why would you ever risk fucking with Israel?
not siding with them, just not worth it.
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>>79279630
Lucy would like that Freddo
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>>79279682
The entitled worldview of German mongs is in a class of its own
IN GERMANY ve have ze bike path
IN GERMANY ve have ze triple decker bus
U wait for the green light? IN GERMANY ze car backflip over ze pedestrian
Literally not human
UK park ish zooooo small in GERMANY ve have ze such big park we make many walks in ze park
Literally the Chinese of Europe
Soulless automatons
Gives me the fucking boke
t. Have German family
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Fuck ur Germany pal. Shithole.
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>>79279337
Think the algorithm has prevented the growth of any new channels. I miss the FACEandLMS days and his 'Looks Live' streams.
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it's a video hosting website what is this 'growth' shite? you can just watch whatever you want. the algorithm doesn't delete videos, or summat. 'it hasn't blown up or gone viral? get it off our servers, then.'
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I want to sniff pink anus of woman
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Din-din shall now be served
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oh yeah post dogs again. you're not being clever, cunt
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The data is in liddinghams

The science is settled
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when i was a teenager there was this cartoon on telly, had a robot in it called 'Bender' because he could change his gender (different time)
one episode he did it to cheat at sports, it was just some funny comedy science fiction thing at time the. mad how life imitates art?
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over a hundred threads later, someone FINALLY posts a simple diagram on how i can realign my chakras
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>>79279793
Have you been there? It's pretty hard to deny it's a better country than the UK, on the whole. Rude of them to rub your face in tit though.
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lick my arse lads, simple as
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>>79279938
I'll lick ya taint bitch
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Seems like somebody is on their le heckin perioderino
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all these people actually licking arses because of this stupid one-upping internet culture.
i've had 'normal' sex and it was fine. not even sure if it was 'missionary position' because i don't actually know what that means. not competing in the sex olympics, now go shove your tongue up someone's oesophagus.
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>>79279972
Just a bit of tomfoolery, lad. No harm in it.
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>>79279972
actually, my chakrae are just misaligned?? so back the fuck off, maybe?
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>>79279976
The first time I licked an arsehole was in 2008 lad.
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>>79279988
that's fine then mate what i said doesn't apply to you: you did it independently of the 'culture' and that's just grand.
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>>79279996
Thank you lad I appreciate you saying that. For what it's worth, I've always really enjoyed it.
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>>79279985
Ah you missed the chakra aligning edition a couple of hundred threads ago?
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>>79279976
>all these people actually licking arses because of this stupid one-upping internet culture
I think "eating ass" is a genuinely disgusting phrase. Like fair enough if you like it, but why the fuck they settled on "eating ass" is genuinely mind boggling to me. Makes me think of chewing cold, raw meat.
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Might align my chakras up in a lying down in bed and going to sleep position, if you know what I mean.
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I've noticed warning people about WW3 isn't as feasible anymore thanks to it being common knowledge at this point. Trumpberg dropped an insane amount of references to WW3 in his campaign speeches too. The average NPC normgroid is keenly aware that WW3 is at hand. Total chad draft i say
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I've got fucking plenty of money boys. I've got dollars, euros and pounds in my wallet. Platinum cards and shit.
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>>79280051
Yeah well I've got love in my heart and a spring in my step
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>>79280016
might have done, maybe there's a whole /ca/ - Chakra Alignment megathread on /x/ or somewhere. didn't even know i was walking around with unaligned chakras for the longest time. right muppet.
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>>79279921
Aye. It's obviously better. Beautiful. I was there recently ish,got family in Hamburg. Funny thing I was born there nd my parents divorced when I was 1, until then my dad intended us to stay there permanently, after divorce mum decided she was ""homesick" for grim shitey scotland nd dragged me back here. So there's a v feasible alternate timeline where I'm a full on German lad that went German school etc mahbe never even learned english nd it's like, is that even the same person? Would that still be "me"? It only takes a wee thing w the butterfly effect like that 2 completely change ur life. Boggles.
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Fink they're planning for a ""limited"" thermonuclear exchange

Would explain the deagle projections for 2025 very well too
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>>79280051
this is what a guy said to me from a random number on whatsapp and i thought 'heh wrong number but guess what fucko, i'm going to scam you' so i scammed him only sent him about fifty quid and now he's going to send me all his bank details fucker you don't mess with someoine as crafty as me
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!!! NEW CROSSLORE !!!
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i know what it's like being foreign have a granddad who was born in Yorkshire i kknow all about it
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Dropped 40 quid at the shops on booze nd tendies. Absolutely grim. Not like its a one off either thats standard. Sorry wagies.
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>>79280127
that's 40 quid back into OUR economy instead of into the hands of some Saudi bitcoin baron
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Forgot about the other 20 for Baileys nd asahi before i went spoons with mum. 60 then
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>>79280127
Fucking hate how easy it is to spend 20-30 quid at the shops these days. Would help if I wasn't an alcoholic but let's not think about that
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>>79280144
Aye its been like that ever since covid. **** says to me once SARDONICALLY "you like ur expensive brands don't you?" Which, yes? I do, nd is it a problem?. If I like to treat myself, am not being profligrate it just makes me feel nice 2 have nice things somrtime, I'm a material girl nd I live in a material world, end of the day ht fucking eberutnkmg so dear now I almost think I head down lidl at this point
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i know there are mental alkies who drink meths or whatever but really if you just want some cans they don't have a tag on. it's 2024, men can carry bags, worst case scenario is you get banned from one particular shop.
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woman arsehole on my mouth
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>>79280207
if this was 'woman arsehole on my nose', the acronym would be 'waomn'
which is an anagram of 'woman'
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>>79280201
me leaving tesco with 80 cans of stella in my coat
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Ruth's asmr tuppence sounds
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Scotland is still the best country nd tne envy of the world. I will never leave. Traveling is gay(homo). Expats are traitors. I can "see the world" on Google images. I take a home for life like a snail. I will neber abandon my home. That's a pinky promise. Thx
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Drums, drums in the deep (of Ruth's tuppence)
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Songs in the key of Ruth's tuppence
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classic immigrant logic. "i'm from somewhere else originally, but the United Kingdom is my home, really, if you think about it".
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immigrant song(s)

aaaaaa
a.
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>>79280267
I was born in a military hospital mong. My parents are scottish. Dad was in the army there when I was born.
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***** bday nxt week
Taurus - Scorpio is a weird mix desu
***** turning 32
.........
***** first bday, 17th, I got amethyst necklace
It's been half a life since *****
I mean that tje time between when we were born nd her 17th bday is the same time between then nd her bday next week
Don't eben getting me fucking started
Downing this Stella
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Turning 33 actually. Forgot she's older than me. Nd if we go by life progression compared to me she's like 100. It's so grim.
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imagine licking and kissing and sniffing and sucking on a womans arsehole
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thinking about big strong lasses
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Talk is cheap innit. Bt u moved on ***** nd am stuck here in purgatory forever. Bt I know I loved ***** bc am happy if she's happy. not jealous. I'm supposed to be alone. I want ***** to have the best life. I'll suffer. It was twisted fate that we ever met. Happy bday merry Christmas I'll be alone i miss U but i need to be alone. Thx
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In my fucking feelings
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>>79280327
if two Brits are on holiday in China while the wife is pregnant and she gives birth there, where was the baby born?
that's right, Britain. (acorridge to you.)
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>>79280405
just by reminiscing about your teenage love as an adult, you are a nonce. doesn't matter what age she is now, it's child-her you're remembering.
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Youtube is a fucking game so lets play. Ready,? It's time to play. It's that time again. Am drawing down the moon.
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if you hold left arrow the youtube loading widget turns into snake, and then you can play snake on top of the video. something to do with your hands while watching a video if, say, for example, you were addicted to alcohol.
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They didn't even notice the moon is eating the new builds. ISIS RA EL
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smoking sounds like it would be a good option too: it ages you, it decreases anxiety, it's very social and you get to meet the type of people who smoke (other neurotics, probably with fun stories)

but the smell and the impaired breathing sound unbearable, wouldn't wish those on anyone, even before you get to the alleged cancer risks
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U make me feel like dancing
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>>79280448
Shes a year older than me tho.
Bt yeah occasionally I think about her 17yo diddies nd fanny back then, absolutely. Bt from the perspective of me being 16yo at the time with my little 16yo pp nd balls. Which makes her the nonce realistically.
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Governments must hate people posting on /britfeel/ instead of bring a weak slave.
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>>79280589
Imagine working and paying taxes for ooga boogas to be housed in hotels, total cuckoldry
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>>79280589
Why would "governments" care about 40-odd sad men posting online all day, there's nothing special about that
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>>79280367
I don't have to imagine lad. I can remember.
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>>79280233
This is a sad mentality but it's your life to waste
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>>79280567
you're thinking about a 16 year old boy's little willy, probably only with a few hairs on it (not those long ones you have to get the tweezers out for, normal ones)
also his testes, not a wrinkle on them
which you love, don't you? admit it. not to me, to yourself and perhaps a judge
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>>79280631
i agree with him except sub 'Scotland' for 'England' and i'd be open to travelling IF we had some mad Star Trek teleporter thing where i can zip home whenever i get bored/overwhelmed
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>>79280597
Exactly but it drives governments mad when we post here instead of working
>>79280598
Don't underestimate yourself lad
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>>79280635
Ummmmmm your honour?
Do I even need to comment?
TAKE HIM AWAY
ELECTRIC CHAIR!
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>>79280659
you're posting on an imageboard lad you're not in the fucking IRA
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>>79280646
Are you a bit scared of life?
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>>79280674
yeah i'd like it to be boxed off and small. get the odd tinge of wanderlust, Bilbo Baggins style, but i nip that in the bud with drugs.
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>>79280671
You are so naive lad. I feel sorry for you
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>Governments must hate people posting on /britfeel/ instead of bring a weak slave.
>You are so naive
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i used GOV.UK Verify to bypass the spam filter. nothing to hide, me.
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Andy's Assisted Living Club
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>>79280720
Anonymous does not 4give forget de lad
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Imagine how seething Kier Starmer is about /britfeel/. There's fuck all he can do about it haha
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We are d*llycel
Expect us
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>>79280700
Based lower case drug lid
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Outkast - ATLiens was my fav ketamine album in 2016, its not a recommendation, I strongly believe it was a "right place right time" thing that just worked for me bt when I hear that it takes me back 2 those days holing on the bed playing Hotline miami
I had this feeling of being "stretched" like the stretch Armstrong doll my limbs filled up the whole room like spaghetti bt I was v in touch with my core @ the same time almost zero gravity nd kinda forgot where I was........I had a few candles on nd I was just sitting there like, Oh I see. Usually do another bump for the fuck of it. Love ketamine me. Bt I had to stop for different reasons. Peace Haley lad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4QDbsfrJsU

Another vlog completely ruined by the guy's slavwhore prozzie, is it not

Third part doesn't have the cunt in it though so the series can be salvaged at least
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The 1st time I did ketamine I walked down the shops with my schizophrenic "friend" I had a sensation of Alice in wonderland like being in a ship that's in yhe middle of the storm the street was thr same except it was diagonal. Then I got the taste nd later that night I did half gram line watching chitty chitty bang bang got sucked into the telly the scene where its like a dolly spinning in a mirror lived in that scene for years it felt like blacked out nd came to with purple bruises on my knees cause obviously in reality I had been falling ahoit on the hardwood floor like a fucking mong. Bt I had a good time.
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>>79280959
Are you really 33? I thought you were about 22
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Looks like bald ben will upload some chyna kino soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhMKf_MmcMA

Proper kino this
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>>79280942
I find him really irritating when he isn't with Bald & Bankrupt
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What if u went Sodom and Gomorrah nd it wasn't eben that bad. U time travel back nd its like yeah usual faggotry bt we've got much worse stuff in 2024. Oh you've got gay homos on drugs fucking kids in public? That was SO 2019.
>>79280975
***** is turning 33 nxt week
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Peace 2 my blackpool fren
Peace Helper lad, Arbroath poster lass
Nd where's the new thread?
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Peace DVD lad
Peace & grace lower case synchronicity sister lad
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>>79281064
i find him irritating even when he's with bald and bankrupt! might be a cool guy to hang with, but man, he ain't funny or cool or entertaining or knowledgeable or anything i want to see on a screen.

actually i've never once watched his shit, he's just the guy that is near-constantly on bald and bankrupt's shit that i don't want there lol
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Peace Lollers
Peace BN even though u annoy me sometime my compatriot though
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These chyna trains and train stations look very clean and avanced, makes you realize evropa is a third rate backwater shithole at this point thanks to ((them))
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I've noticed a pattern where me nd DVDlad can have a normal sober convo nd I could really just leave the thread there bt I habe to keep pushing it more nd more until I turn into a werewolf nd next day I think why didn't I just leave it there? Nd I made dvdlad think am a weirdo too. Its like a twilight zone that happens after a period of normalcy. Bt once this train starts it can't be stopped. Make a new thread wagie.
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Why didn't he accept the tip /v/ros

He wouldn't have lost face or anything either imo
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Might get a bus to Blackpool. Nothing stopping me waking up tomoro nd doing just that. I stay w my bpool fren. Get on the sesh. Who's to say. Bt am too in my feelings. It's ***** bday soon. Other stuff on my mind rn.
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mad how little people post here when you think about how many neets there are in uk
mind boggling
we are a minority of a minority
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>>79281229
Most of the NEETS in the UK are illiterate inbred pakis though
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Thinking about sending **** corinthians 13
She'll know the deal. Bt it can't be unsent. Once it's done its done nd the plan is in motion.
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>>79281229
Aye you are but a skid stain on the toilet of the of the UK
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>>79281229
Back when they had the post counter I think it averaged around 40ish, on a good day? Granted it isn't always the exact same lads posting every day but a decent chunk must be. Easily less than 100 /britfeel/ fellas on the go I reckon
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>>79281187
I don't think you're a weirdo lad we both like Japanese horror, Twin Peaks and manga
never tried ket though, just weed and cocaine
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>>79281257
sub 30 with the ip resets lad
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>>79280089
>I was there recently ish,got family in Hamburg
just normal working class things
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Nu breadingshire soon, is it not
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>>79281281
Yes it is actualy when ur uncle who was the only 1 out of 7 kids your granny had that went to uni did a German degree nd moved there 25 years ago nd started a family there that is a working class thing to visit him when he's just got a heart stent nd might not be around much longer which was paid for by the money left by your aunty that died few years ago. Never talk to me about working class u 2 parent middle class faggot. You'd die trying 1 day in my life.
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Never talk to me about class in lower case u fucking bent cunt. Sit in the corner and seethe at the wall fake soundlad lad.
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Memories of coming home from school early and watching Murder, She Wrote before the cartoons started. Enjie Benjie, Hilltop Hospital, Watch My Chops...
Now I have every episode of Murder, She Wrote on DVD. Am I happy? Am I fuck.
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Ok then me lids
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>>79281419
>>79281419
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>>79281276
Thx. I just feel like I alienate ppl. Bt sometimes I habe to let out how am feeling. Peace dvdlad
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>>79280771
i really like what you've done here, this is good.



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